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demonictacobeard · 2 months

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Adam, coming out of his room for the first time:……Alright what the fuck do you guys even do here? Therapy, or some shit

Lucifer who had been waiting for him by the door: Charlie has activities usually, and is more then willing to talk to residents about their feelings and how they ended up in hell so that’s like therapy. I’m surprised you know about that, has heaven finally implemented it?

Adam, grumbling: No Heaven doesn’t fucking have therapy, but for the last ten years the newer winners have been asking why and the older angels had to find out what the fuck it is

Lucifer, humming: I do have to wonder how all the therapists up there don’t fall from utter frustration

Charlie, watching them come down the stairs excitedly: Hi Dad! Hi Adam! I’m so excited you came down. How are you feeling today, do you think you might be up for an activity? Or ooh, I never got to show you around the whole hotel just to your room. Whatever you feel like! Adam, stepping back: I knew she was excited during the meeting but Is she always this fucking cheery? It’s like Emily has a long lost twin from Hell

Angel Dust, from the bar: It’s the new resident joy, you’ll get used to it lambchop!

Husk, snorting: You act like you don’t adore that girl

Angel, pointing at him with three pointer fingers: You, shut up

Lucifer, beaming with pride: She’s very passionate about her work, always has been

Adam, groaning as Charlie looks at him with glimmering eyes: Dear fucking god, shit alright, fine I’ll take the tour

Vaggie, walking up to them with her spear: Good, because todays activity is Alastor’s idea and I don’t trust him not to ‘accidentally’ scar you emotionally instead

Charlie, gasping: Vaggie! Come on, Alastor wouldn’t do that

Lucifer and Vaggie, deadpan: Yes he would

Adam, crossing his arms: I don’t know the fucker, I just beat his ass, but yes the shit he would. Do you see that smile he has going on all the time? I haven’t seen one so fake since Michael’s

Lucifer, gaging: Hech Mike

Adam, nodding: Fucking Mike

Vaggie, vaguely remembering the angel: Do you mean….the Mike who was your bosses boss, the one who came around and inspected the exterminator’s once every ten years. That Mike?

Adam: That’s the bitch, Vag

Vaggie, her cheek twitching in anger: The ARCHANGEL MICHAEL?

Adam: Adding his title doesn’t unmake him a bitch

Lucifer, laughing: Nothing can

Charlie, smacking her head: Awful uncle Mike! Dad told me about him, don’t worry Adam Alastor is nothing like him. The smile is just….a tool for him? It’s harmless

Adam, rolling his eyes: The bartender just looked at you like you lied to gods face and then fucking spat on it, but whatever. I’ll do the activities and shit, later, but only ones you’re in charge of- why does your face look like that?

Charlie singing to Vaggie, after grabbing a confused Adam’s elbow and happily dragging him on the tour: He trusts meeeee!

Adam, flushing: ONLY MORE THEN THAT FUCKING DEER!

Lucifer, following them: Thats still a little, you know

Angel, laughing at Alastor when he walked in ten minutes later: Hey Alastor, guess what sheep boy trusts the devil and the devil’s daughter more then you. How’s that make you feel?

Alastor, his smile becoming more genuine: Positively ‘devastated’

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel alastor #guitarduck #adamsapple #cw cursing #sinner adam #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #Adam: Is she fucking glowing what the hell #You know how at a party you follow the one person you know?#Adam is doing that to Lucifer #He will die again before admitting it though #Hc they both hate Michael

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fndmfrenzy · 3 months

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matching pfps

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #do i tag the ship...#lucyada ?#adamsapple #hazbin hotel icons

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petitprincess1 · 20 days

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Lucifer, turning into his demon form: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!

Adam, summoning his guitar axe: If she breathes, SHE'S A THOOOT!!!

#what do you mean this isnt how the finale went?#source: vine #hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel adam #adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #adamsapple #guitarduck #chat post

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say-sike · 1 month

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problem

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checkertrains · 2 months

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Work suck, but at least I still get to draw the sillies

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itsumilucy · 3 months

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OKAY THIS SCENE

The look Lucifer is giving is enough to start but the fact that if you listen closely you can hear him go "ugh this guy." I CAN'T EVEN.

Lucifer is just like "Yeah sure did all the hard work but why not show up after it all."

#hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel #alastor #lucifer morningstar #I loved this finale so much #The morningstars just kicking ass too #Tbh everyone was just awesome this last episode #Nifty is the mvp for Adam though lets be honest #Excited for what they do in season two

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naiadic · 3 months

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I have so many emotions about the finale but I also have thoughts

~~~~~~~SPOILERS~~~~~~~

First off, AAAA HES SO BABYGIRL, but more importantly he implies he was with Eve, too

Now admittedly, what he "had to offer" could have just been free will and the fruit of knowledge, but given the sexual vibe here I really want to believe this man got busy with Eve as well

But that also raises the question..

...we know Lilith is Charlie's mother, but was Lilith really the one that raised her? In almost every mention of Lilith we see her horns, but not in those family photos (or her finale scene, come to think of it...)

Plus I mean we have this whole hair thing going on, Lilith is usually shown to have swooped back hair, like a lil pompadour deal, while Eve has straight unstyled hair. Idk about you but it sure looks like Lilith loved and cared about charlie, but somewhere in there Eve came in and started being Bad Mom

i think there's a lot to be uncovered there. Somehow, somewhere the girls must be pulling a twin-switcharoo on us, I Just KNOW IT

Then we have Adam

I feel like its almost guaranteed that fucker is gonna pop up in hell, hiding for awhile or otherwise, just like Sir Pentious popped up in heaven after dying. They're both human souls! He's committed pretty much every sin during his time in heaven (pride, lust, and wrath being the most prevalent) and if sinners can rise by doing well, angels can fall by doing bad

Then..well...Alastor.

Honestly homeboy is still quite a mystery. It's clear to me he's made a soul contract that binds his powers, somehow making him weaker than he could be. Whether this was with Lilith or someone else is up for debate, but most fans think it was Lil herself.

One piece of possible evidence for this is in E1 when Zestial mentions rumors of Alastor "falling to holy arms". He says this BEFORE any mention of Charlie, too.

Personally, I think Alastor might not even be a human soul, or that he's somehow made a deal with himself for better control of his soul, and maybe he fucked it up somehow or had another deal impact it, just because of what he said during the finale about sinner's recognizing their full potential. I look forward to seeing his story play out!

(Also I wonder if he has some sort of power bank deal cuz that cut healed suspiciously quick once he got to all that green light...maybe he's got an item that lets him access bits of his greater power? And repair that staff of his?)

So yeah that concludes my rant, Im so fucking excited for S2

EDIT: Someone pointed out that Sir Pentious wasnt killed by an angelic weapon, but by a power blast if sorts (plus we dont SEE him physically die). That makes me wonder if he might've simply ascended at the last moment rather than specifically dying and then respawning...if that's the case maybe Adam won't return..

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ckducky · 28 days

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It's Bitching about Heaven hours

#hazbin hotel #hazbin art #vaggie #vaggatha #sir pentious #saint pentious #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #they all have grievances toward heaven #Lucifer: they stole my idea #and called them geese #made it worse #Vaggie:That's nothing #I had to serve under the limp Dick master and his yes-woman #I had to clean out Adam's mask and i swear he ate nothing but cheetos in that thing!#Saint Pentious: I can't find parking for my death dirigible #Then they have the nerve to asssk #“Sssaint Pentiousss why do you need a death dirigible?”#HOW CAN THISSS BE PARADISSSE IF I CAN'T HAVE A DEATH DIRIGIBLE!!!!

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toyducks · 3 months

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adam chicken foot

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #adamsapple #i think this count you can take it however you want i suppose but i do like adamsapple smiles #i wanted to draw adam with funny legs/feet as well and so he could match the other two idk why i just think its fun #lucifer would be so enamored with his feet #hazbin hotel fanart

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hooffuloftootsierolls · 2 months

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Angst I think

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kaycode1999 · 3 months

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Alastor and Lucifer: all women are queens

Adam: If she breathes, she’s a thot

Alastor and Lucifer:

#what do you mean that wasn’t why they were fighting 😂#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #radio demon #hazbin lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin adam #they are feminists

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demonictacobeard · 2 months

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Lilith, surprised when Adam’s contact picture shows up on her phone: Correct me if I’m wrong, but you’re supposed to be dead aren’t you? I felt the deal break months ago

Adam, who got sick of his and Lucifer’s UST last night and made a move: I mostly lived bitch, I just had to ask YOU PICKED THE BORING ASS BEACHES OF PURGATORY OVER SEX WITH THAT MAN FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #adamsapple #sinner adam #guitarduck #hazbin hotel lilith #suggestive #cw sex mention #Lilith is in purgatory theory #Adam: You fumbled lady FUMBLED #Lilith: …..I’d tell you to go to hell but apparently when you do that you fuck my other ex husband #This doesn’t follow the timeline of the whole series I’ve got going on #Just general guitarduck content

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bookofmark · 3 months

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Uhhh

#hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #adamsapple #translated into my artstyle was hard #i tried to do lucifer good but idk #not sure if I cooked for lucifer #markusart #did I cook guys #the absolute chad #vs the virgin adam

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toiletpudding · 3 months

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Last drawing is based off of this video riiiiight here: https://youtu.be/ab1tN5k1FaM?si=2myeoittLmGveHN6

Garden of Eden Shenanigans (Pt 4 of Pt???) Pt 3

Fun fact by the way, did y'all notice that Adam's left handed? (I sure didn't, my friend had to point it out to me) It's most noticeable when he's playing his guitar-dominant hand usually strums-or so I'm told, I don't know jack shit about instruments. 👍

#Any other right handed artists wanna subconsciously make the characters you draw right handed as well?#I keep fuckin doing it with this dumbass lol #hazbin hotel #hazbin adam #hazbin hotel adam #adam hazbin hotel #vivziepop #vivziepop hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vivziepop #eve hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel eve #hazbin hotel lillith #lilith hazbin hotel #hazbin lilith #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #messing with Lucifer's outfit #i like the yellow better

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 1 month

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Redeeming the First Man?: Vaggie & Adam

-KNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCKKNOCK!!!!!-

Vaggie: Alright! Alright! Fuck! Calm your tits! I'm coming. (Answers the door and face falls)

Sinner Adam: (grumbling and obviously pissed off but tries to play it off by being douchey and arrogant) Ha! Took me long enough, but I finally got you to cum, Vadgie!

Vaggie: ......Heh...

Sinner Adam: Huh?

Vaggie: Hehehe...

Sinner Adam: Don't you start!

Vaggie: (doubles over in laughter) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH!!! OH, THIS IS RICH!!! OH, FUCK!!! I CANT- I CAN'T BREATHE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THIS IS RICH!!! YOU!!! OF ALL PEOPLE!!! COMING TO THE HAZBIN HOTEL!!!

Sinner Adam: .......I guess I deserve that.

Vaggie: (leans against the doorway as she continues to howl with laughter) YOU- YOU- HAHAHAHA!!! You look like Guy Fieri and Limp Bizkit had a bastard lovechild with horns and that stupid mask!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sinner Adam: Hey! Don't knock Limp Bizkit like that!

Vaggie: Sorry, Fat Ass. Hell's Kitchen is down the road. You might find it over by Flavor Town! Hahahaha!!!

Sinner Adam: (steaming)

Lucifer: Everything alright, Vaggie? (Sees Adam and immediately wheezes) HOLY FUCK!!!! I think you're in the wrong place, buddy! The Limp Bizkit lookalike contest is on the NORTH point of the Pentagram!

Vaggie: (high fives Lucifer)

Sinner Adam: Oh, you fuckers-!

Charlie: Guys, what's the hold up? Is there a sinner wanting to be redeemed at the door or not? If so, you shouldn't be laughing at them- (face falls)

Sinner Adam: THANK YOU!!! At least the little girlie understands!!!

Charlie: Pffffft!!! *snort* (turns to the inner hotel) Who ordered food to be delivered by Guy Fieri!?!?!?

Sinner Adam: Oh, FUCK ALL A Y'ALL!!!! I'VE GOTTEN MORE PUSSY THAN ANYONE IN THIS STUPID PLACE!!!

Lucifer: Pretty sure I stole both of your girls.

Sinner Adam: YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #charlie #vaggie #lucifer #adam #sinner adam #boy got some brass balls to be going to the hotel and expecting them to just act like nothing happened #why do i always make vaggie do that slow giggle to manic laughter?#lets give the douchebag a chance #i wish tumblr kept the yellow color

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velvette-hussle · 2 months

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Why are so many of Vivziepop’s male villains so….tantrum-y? Like, they are all so prone to throwing a big ass tantrum, and for what? The first time we meet Valentino he’s throwing one, the entirety of Vox’s part in “Stayed Gone” is the buildup and then climax of him throwing a tantrum until he breaks down/physically can’t throw a tantrum anymore, and what is “Hell’s Greatest Dad” if not Alastor throwing a mild tantrum and then Lucifer fully matching his energy? Even Adam throws a tantrum about his fucking balls right before he dies!

They’re all public tantrums too, and that’s so embarrassing for them. Honestly, why do they all have offsets of the same personality traits? They’re not monologuing (at least not well) either; not a single one of the instances I mentioned is that put together, they’re all reactionary and impulsive bursts of anger that come when the characters feel like they’re losing. Except it’s giving much less “King Kong ain’t got shit on me” (or even Deucalion’s “Gather Your Herbs” speech in S3 of Teen Wolf) and more Loki at the end of “Avengers 2012” before he got pummeled into the floor by Hulk.

The shit makes me feel like Niftty fr. Just kicking all of them in the shins while complaining about why they’re so lame.

Stella also throws tantrums but I don’t think we’re supposed to think she’s still cool after she does it so her case isn’t the same. Plus Stella’s at least got some fucking decorum because I think every tantrum she’s had happened in private with only maybe one or two other people in the room to bear witness at all.

#even if I do like some of these scenes/songs it’s still giving pathetic (and not in a good way)#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel thoughts #hazbin hotel critical #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #helluva boss stella #vivziepop critical #i speak bitches *mwah*#me•

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