#A Million Ways To Murder

[pendingfeels]

The Boys - A Million Ways to Murder Ft. Kordhell

#the boys #kordhell #youtube #A Million Ways To Murder #Spotify #Homelander #Billy Butcher #Hughie #Starlight #Intro #Music #music video #fanvideo #Fan Video #Youtube

[corviiids]

light: when i was talking to ryuzaki he--oh by the way ryuzaki ive been saying "he" but what do you prefer L: interesting. do you think this could be relevant to the kira case, yagami-kun? light: no, just curious. light: (is this a trap? would kira care about something like masculinity? no... kira is a paragon of justice. he would never misgender someone.) L: maybe yagami-kun thinks that a name and a face are not enough. does he think kira may also need a gender? light: interesting theory. is that why you don't have pronouns in your bio, ryuzaki? light: (ive got him. the other officers will never respect him if they find out L is a transphobe! wait, they're cops. damn it. has this all been for nothing?) L: ive actually taken the liberty of making fake pronoun pins for everyone in the squad, to ensure your security. here, yagami-kun. or should i say... yagami-chan. light: neopronouns?! (do i give off nya/nyam/nyaself vibes? or is this another clever ruse? he still hasn't even told me his own pronouns...) ryuk: hey, light. don't forget about the deal. the shinigami eyes would let you see anyone's pronouns at a glance. light: (forget it! im not giving up half my life just to they/them ryuzaki!) L: id just like to flag for the audience that im aware this is a stupid bit but don't worry it's over now

#rookposting #death note #do you know how long this has been in my drafts and i didnt post it because it's stupid #it started on twitter but twitter has a character limit of 2 and this post is 1 million characters #anyway for the record i think L would respond to quite literally any pronouns and doesnt care #and yes by the way i do insist that light would be normal about pronouns but im only going on this rant if someone triggers it #otherwise you can take it as self evident that i am right and correct about everything in the world forever #short version evil is not a blanket hes evil but it's like a pointed deliberate evil. like hed murder you but he wouldnt deadname you #he literally couldnt in fact. the death note wouldnt let him

[wastinawaaay]

US politicians enabling hate crimes and war crimes and still acting like they have the moral high grand is mind blowing

#nex benedict #palestine #actively backing up the terrorist state of Israel and sending them all sort of help #the blatant trans phobia in the policies and the behavior demonizing them to the point of encouraging others to murder them #pro life BS and ignoring women's autonomy and everybody else's #still claiming they are actually the good guys #I don't know how us americans tolerate it at this point to change the situation and making it better you guys need a fucking revolution #overthrow the government and everything #I as an outsider see no other solution because let's be honest all of your politicians are corrupt in millions ways you can't change them #trans rights #free palestine

[rebellum]

I feel like... Perhaps... Arguing that transphobia is defined by murder and that anything other than murder doesn't even matter... May NOT be conducive to fighting for trans rights.

Like... people want the right to exist as they are. They want to have access to hrt and surgeries and prosthetics. People want access to clothes that fit them and reflect how they want to be seen. People want access to medical care (eg. Getting screened and treated for sex-based forms of cancer can be impossible if you have the "wrong" sex listed to receive those tests). People want to be respected and treated well. People want to not be sexually assaulted and beaten and abused. People want to have access to housing and jobs, and the protection to not lose those things for being trans. People want access to shelters for homeless people or survivors of domestic abuse. People want name changes.

Acting like all of those things don't matter because at least they weren't murderered by an individual (and instead die of suicide or state violence, or survive and suffer) isn't okay.

#'hey people are forcibly detransitioning you and raping and beating you and you lost your job and are going to be homeless and #probably die of infection from being stabbed for trying to go to the bathroom. but at least you arent part of a demographic that has a #higher murder victim rate! shhh just ignore that we dont actually have data on the murder rate of your group.' #do ppl like. forget state based violence exists. and that thats most violence minorities face. #idk man im just. mad about people on here acting like youre only oppressed if youre a perisex trans woman who was AMAB. #cause i exist at the intersection of multiple minorities and being told hey u experience violence but at least you wont be murdered by an #individual feels like a slap in the face. #like it doesnt matter if i have to mask my neurodivergent behaviour bc if people see they could assume im on drugs and call the police and #i could potentially be really hurt but not die but hey at least i wont die just be horrifically traumatized by police brutality! #there are millions of people with mental illnesses similar to my own around the world who are institutionalized and forcibly medicated or #living on the streets or dependant on horrifically abusive caregivers #but hey at least they arent being murdered! #like. the way the transphobia discussion on tumblr rn discusses (and doesnt discuss) race and ability and class and health makes me #feel very invisible. #like if people had to choose who to believe about my experiences between listening to me a black/mixed mentally ill maybe disabled (used to #be disabled) hella nd trans nonbinary person #or listen to a white middle class trans woman's take on my experiences that theyd choose her. its such a weird weird microcosm. #its like a monkeys paw like people are finally listening to trans fems and finally recognising the violence they experience and finally #actually caring about them but for some reason decide that in order to do that its necessary to throw every other minority under the bus #like fuck man have you seen how 'anti transandrophobia truthers' discuss race? its NOT okay #we all matter we all are so similar and are part of the same groups and same communities we need to stick together #stop using trans fems as a battering ram to hurt other minorities challenge #cause like. yes its some trans fems. but its mostly NOT? #like its non trans fems telling other non trans fems that they arent oppressed #and even when many trans fems are like what the fuck dude of course other trans ppl matter whats wrong with you #the group of like 80% non trans fems 20% trans fems are like 'hmm if you are defending other trans people you must not really be trans fem' #like. denying trans fems their identity bc they disagree with them?? dude someone doesnt stop being a trans fem cause they recognise #people other than trans fems matter and exist #its just all so WEIRD its a weird little tumblr microcosm #i wanna stress. for those of you who dont have access to other lgbtq+ communities. how much it seems to be primarily a tumblr thing. to

[butwhypants]

I feel like a lot of the discussion online about Israel/Palestine is just Americans trying not to come to terms with the fact that they are significantly more responsible for the death of over 900,000 Afghanistan, Syrian, and Iraqi citizens then I am for the 30,000 Palestinians that Israel has killed

#americans are all almost to the last actual colonists on occupied land #55 million native people were genocided - an actual genocide by the way it was 90% of the population - to make room for the US #that is an atrocity. the wars in the middle east are an atrocity. All of it to a scale beyond anything Israel has ever or will ever do #30 million people were displaced because of the indiscriminate bombing of US soldiers #the man who publicly killed himself actively signed up with the intention of participating in that murder of 900000 innocent civilians #and most of the countries we invaded didn't even bomb us - not that it would've justified anything - but like we fully knew that #I am not anti-israel I am anti-war and israel is tragically nowhere close to the top of that list atm #jumblr #politics #I ramble

[duncanor]

Not to be insane on main but-

I don’t fuckin’ know why both of these Wolf&Lamb themed movies fit them BUT SOMEHOW THEY DO

#trigun #trimax #tristamp #million knives #vashwood #vash #wolfwood #chirin no suzu #ringing bell #one stormy night #LISTEN #IT MAKES SENSE ALRIGHT #IT DO #I just can't stop thinking about how similar those bitches are #it's so funny #The first one is about a sheep who wish to avenge his kind and instead become the very thing he hated #also he did some mass murder #The second doesn't fit as perfectly but there's a lot of similarities imo #The second is about finding forming a friendship (romance) between a prey and a predator #and beside the species difference what hit me is the way the wolf is dependant on the goats to survive and the goat knowing and accepting #that kinda #Also the movie poster has a quote Sworn friends on it and ya know that one Tome 10 capter? yeah #idk I need to rewatch those bad boys #But anyway #it's them

[the-mechanisms-system]

GOOGLE STOP TELLING ME HOW TO “SPOT THE SIGNS OF” AND “ESCAPE” A COLLAPSED NARC WHEN IM LOOKING FOR NARC CRASH COPING SKILLS CHALLENGE

#actually npd #npd #narc crash #actually narcissistic #actually cluster b #i look up how to cope with narc crash #and get a million articles about how to make narcs crash on purpose #and on how the only way to deal with a collapsed narc is to Run #fuck you google #also if u make a narc crash on purpose i wish u a very kys #do you fucking idiots even know what a narc crash IS??? #like wow #heres a step by step guide on how to make the dude in ur life with a Very Fucking Fragile ego hate himself so bad he wants to die!!! #kindly pass away please #god #i am a little busy trying not to rip myself into a million little pieces over a bad haircut but i have a little free time to murder narc- #abuse truthers + people who write/read those articles #narcisstic personality disorder #narc

[collieii]

i'm gonna be honest if i see one more person saying "he just wanted to live peacefully with his brother 🥺" about stampede knives i will not be responsible for what i do next

#if you can't accept his canon genocide gtfo!! #obviously idc if ppl like him but the way some ppl just gloss over like...everything abt his character #taking knives away from you until you learn how to play w him correctly #millions knives #trigun stampede #trigun #ok tbf stampede does make knives. more sympathetic(ish) (despite how many more graphic murders he commits on screen than other knives) #if i remember right in trimax they didnt rly push 'knives is obsessed w vash' very much #stampede did most of that so ik theres a reason ppl say it and its not necessarily wrong but like. still #guys. he cut off his arm. he threatens and hurts all the ppl vash cares about. and vash himself. #he doesn't respect vash or his choices at all. like. #beginning to think he doesnt actually care abt his brother in a meaningful way... #.lieii

[ellebells]

something i noticed while rewatching elsewhere and elsewhen

Okay so here Lilith talks about how she’s trying to calculate the location of the time pools, right? But it’s implied that The Boiling Isles shifted to the empirical system (obvi a pun on imperial) sometime within recent history.

The only event that I can think of that might’ve led to this change is Belos’s rise to power, as he’s the only person in TBI who even knows what a “foot” is. So what I’m kinda getting is that one of the first things Belos did when he became emperor was just. Force everyone to use the imperial system. Which is fucking hilarious to me can u imagine being a witch in 1970 and suddenly this guy with a weird mask makes it illegal to do wild magic and also you have to start using inches. I’d be so confused.

He probably did it just bc he’s lazy too. Bro got sick of trying to figure out what the fuck ppl were talking abt and proceeded to overhaul the entire mathematical system. This is a piece of underrated foreshadowing why haven’t I seen a single person talk abt this???

#the owl house #toh #Belos #the owl house theories #the way I would fucking murder for an entire episode of purely TBI historical facts #I would love to have a conversation with Lilith so I can ask her abt why the 1600s are called the deadwardian era #is it named after a Deadward like irl??? and why is it in the 1660’s??? 250 years before the Edwardian era even happens??? #please I have to know #when she says pre-mysteric does she mean pre-historic like 3 million years ago or 6 thousand??? because that makes such a big difference #the way I would pay so much money for a spin off book abt history written like an actual essay #I want to know the ins and outs of this worlds political system

[grandkhan221b]

You know how people on here say shit like ''I want to put this character in a terrarium and study him'' ? I never really understood the vibe before. But now I'm watching Succession and fuck yeah I totally get it. I want to study all of theses crazy fuckers in a terrarium

#this is the only way I can describe what I'm feeling for these characters #like - I like them and their complexity and stuff but I'm incapable of blorboifying them #I just can't root for any of theses bitches😭 #even if I did blorboify objectively more ''evil'' characters before #like even in ASOIAF only #sorry ig I can accept attempter child murder and leading millions to die in war but I draw the line at corporate nepobabies 💀 #i guess a medieval fantasy setting feels distant enough but capitalists like theses actually exist rn so it's a bit too real or something #succession

[gottagetgogottagetattahere]

Would it in be bad taste to call Knives a pro-lifer? This is in response to that episode in tristamp. The one that haunts me

#I AM JOKING BTW #he does way too many murders for that #however #he does try to force the other plants to give birth and uh #that was horrifying i dont think im ever going to recover from that #trigun #tristamp #millions knives

[lululeighsworld]

FE OC Week Day 5 - Joy!

if I'm going to talk about what brings Summoner Leigh joy, obviously tea is the first thing that comes to mind (followed closely by objects that are colour coordinated red/black). to say I've gone overboard with the tea references while developing their story may be a bit of an understatement.

(art by cceesawstudios)

I think at this point it's safe to say their love language is sharing a hot pot of tea with those they care about, which I guess falls under quality time? since their arrival in Askr, not a day has gone by where they haven't had a cup of tea in their hand at some point. sorry Anna, we need to invest in more tea sets!

in all seriousness though, tea is so important to Leigh because it reminds them of some place they can't quite remember but those memories are filled with a comforting kind of love. now when they bond over tea with others, they can make their own happy memories that they'll never forget! this is especially true when it comes to festivals in Askr, like the Day of Devotion! their weapon takes the form of a ceramic flower vase in the shape of a teapot, overflowing with lilacs and roses.

(art by Byhengg)

Summoner Leigh was even more thrilled when they heard that the Order of Heroes would be welcoming heroes for a special tea service! they would feel right at home in this setting. hypothetically if they were summonable on this banner (with Gunter), it would go something like the following:

(you can read the complete set of unit lines I wrote for them here)

I could just go on for hours about how much Leigh loves tea!! to conclude this post though, I'll end with one little headcanon:

Gunter ends up proposing over teatime :') more specifically, he has a set of teacups crafted with one that says "will you marry me?" painted on the bottom. Leigh doesn't see it coming and just thinks it's one of their regular ole teatimes together. having had tea with Leigh countless times over the years, Gunter times it perfectly so that when they finish their tea and read the message, he's already down on one knee.

[day 1 introductions] [day 2 relationships] [day 3 backstory?] [day 4 tragedy]

#fe oc week #summoner leigh #summoner oc #i have a disease and it's called not being able to shut up when it comes to my summoner and tea #there are so so sooo many ideas not included here. like i literally have a million of them floating around my head #okay one extra little one for the tags that also relates to yesterday's prompt: #in the timeline where summoner leigh becomes nemhain. they're murdered on the way to tea c: #i love using an an idea for both soft and evil purposes

[hiding-in-my-blanket-fort]

To anyone saying there was loads of evidence in OMITB s2 pointing to Becky, I want to slap you with a rubber chicken rn WTF DO YOU MEAN IT WAS OBVIOUS

Now I have to rage rewatch and boil over all the obvious clues repeatedly blowing raspberries in my face

#omitb spoilers #only murders in the building #ace talks to herself #there is absolutely no way i would have guessed becky did it #not in a million years

[mencoveredinbloodismykink]

Some people will never understand the horror of your straight friends asking to play photo roulette. MY CAMERA ROLL IS JUST GAY MEN COVERED IN BLOOD THATS IT !!!

#the way that fear would shoot straight through my body #you couldn’t pay me a million fucking dollars #this is technically Hannibal related #you guys know who I’m referring to when I say gay men covered in blood #tell me that you relate #nbc hannibal #hannigram #murder husbands #mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy

[lenreli]

Wild that Tom looks younger in The Boat That Rocked than in Like Minds, where he actually was like 3 years younger.

Like Minds (2006)

The Boat That Rocked (2009)

#tom sturridge #like minds #murderous intent #pirate radio #the boat that rocked #nigel colbie #young carl #i know both have like a million other names but fghgjhjh #though i think the different genres helped #also tbtr had him in lots of cuddly sweaters #either way. babygirl

[godsfavoritescientist]

Finally rewatching some doctor who, and the episode 'midnight' is such a different experience now what the fuck.

Spent the first half of the episode like "wait the doctor IS being reasonable this is an undiscovered lifeform its just trying to learn things its not its fault people think its creepy </3" and also "this is a bit more contrived than I remember. Why are all these tourists down for Murder after 20 minutes of someone repeating what they say." But of course the episode is having so much fun with itself that I'm having fun too <3

Anyway my crack theory is that the midnight creature is post-finale bill, due to the line, while possessing someone, of "I can move, I can feel again, I'm coming back to life" and all the really obvious evil little smiles

#godsrambles #hm maybe i will make a tag for this #drwho tag #cant believe thinking deeply about bills character has affected even this #even though the episode heavily implies the midnight creature is evil. im STILL like. #'augh thats a Creature! its probably been completely alone for who knows how long! it Sprinted towards the first people it saw!' #'maybe it Was just learning and it only became 'evil' because it learned from murderous tourists!' #'and even if it IS evil doesnt it deserve a chance? if the doctor couldve contained it safely..... take it to eldritch rehab............' #of course theres the line 'i can feel again' which implies it is NOT a brand new creature. insane about the 1 sec of lore #for a 1 episode creature we will never see ever again. who were they.......... #i dont want dr who to answer that question its just fun to wonder about #how does a creature get trapped on an inhospitable planet for who knows how long..... do 'xtonic rays' destroy bodies but not souls??? #someone exposed to the stars light and lost almost everything. just a shell of their former self. no body no thoughts just a shadow #idk!!!!! comparing this random 1 episode Creature-Meant-To-Be-Spooky to bill. i guess. it just hits different now #as a kid i thought 'wow the doctor shouldnt give it the benefit of the doubt its obviously evil' #but now i get it!!! the doctor has seen so much evil and Done so much evil. cant dismiss a creature just for being suspicious #reaching out to try and save someone else who he can only imagine has been so so terribly alone for way too long. augh #and this is season 4 so like. after everything in the s3 finale. one million yard stares into the distance. #ok one more thing. bill finds this creature and invites it to be a henchmaniac. that is all