#8 things boy lol

[suffarustuffaru]

hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are

hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.

#anyway heres some fun little explanations if youd like to read: #otto has. so much internalized shit going on i dont even know where to begin. not as severe as like subaru fr and def not in the same way a #whatevers happening with ferris but like by the time u get to arc 8 hes a total shitshow LJSLDKF #like ottos. transphobic. canonically. with natsumi schwartz. and then hes def got More going on bc his attachment style is soo.... #wilhelm and heinkel i think would def be homophobic outside of reinhard/reinhard related things but its funnier to describe it like that ok #and either way the main target of their homophobia is gonna be reinhard LMAO #oni elders suck ok. theyd all be homophobic #rams got a strong case of comphet rn but when she doesnt have comphet shes chillin with subarus gf and having wlw mlm hostility with subaru #and otto. the entire judges your taste tier is all insane teen girls or frufoo and patrasche (who DEFINITELY judge otto and subarus taste) #frufoo patrasche are like that one reddit post about that one guys dog being homophobic after seeing their owner get topped in gay sex #also als in that tier bc al. #alcor is technically subaru but he gets to be a tier lower than subaru bc. hes also not technically subaru its very complicated but #at least he doesnt have the entire boy drama subaru has LSJDF #reids iconic line is the ones where he calls julisuba boyfriends u know. its extremely iconic. #a dear mutual of mine has informed me tivey is in lol ok while his triplet siblings wouldnt know what being gay is which LKJDSLFSD thats #fucking funny i had to do it #id argue satella is in lol ok bc she lets subaru do almost anything ok. this includes being terribly into men. she knows shes got his heart #either way. and also elsa dont care unless it affects how ur guts taste #rems reaction is gonna be lol ok unless its subaru coming out to her. then shes gonna have some Mixed Feelings #rezero #re:zero #i forgot to add but u could def argue garf knows what being gay is bc his two older brothers are just Like That #but also neither of his brothers would be caught dead explaining what being gay is to him

[non-un-topo]

Kind of obsessed with this nickname actually

#context: chapter 2 of my wip summerwind. 8 or 9 year old nicolo unwillingly receives a prophecy from a leper and it's rather terrifying #the man tells him he will 'fly on red wings for Christ's love' #also this: #'The streets will run rivers of blood and in it you will be baptized anew. Will you feel Christ’s love then boy? I should think not...' #i COULD just share the whole snippet but i'm insecure lol. and it's 700 words. i'll share the whole scene if ppl want but i'm shy #how does the old leper know all of this? idk it's fiction man. he can See it in his Eyes #also the thing about prophecies is that sometimes words like these stick with you for life - #- and your actions after hearing them begin to manifest that kind of future. or something. #yusuf does not get a creepy fortune teller. but he DOES develop a thirst for justice in this chapter #and begins to realize things about the world around him. about injustice and prejudice and expectation. #anyway i feel like i plagiarized 'hell bird'??? but i like it so it's mine now #also i love just sharing awful screenshots of my documents lol i don't know why i do this

[allmyfandombrainrot]

Netflix stop making new shows with good plots and/or good lgbt and poc charaters that you then leave undeveloped after one season in favor of the same 4 cishet basic bitch franchises challenge

#I don't give a flying fuck about La casa de papel season 4 or whatever literally who needed that #Stanger things 4? Also who the fuck needed that #They could have ended it like 4 timea already but noooo let's cancel every more diverse show instead #This is also about The kissing booth #And all those other lameass done before movies they keep making #to all the boys: p.s. i still love you #< also useless idc #All my cancelled soldiers wtf... #julie and the phantoms #< poc and lgbt rep #I am not ok with this #The 7 lives of Lea #< Poc and lgbt charaters + European actors rep i am begging you all. watch european shows please they're literally good #The society #< honestly i haven't seen it but a friend of mine really liked it and i trust her lol #the chestnut man #< i just really want more love for European shows #Sense 8 #< pretty sure that was also canceled #One day at a time #Everything sucks! #< i mean u all know these ones #There IS more these are just off the top of my head #Anyways ALL CANCELED #Or not renewed anyways which is basically the same thing #And for what? #Money heist 4 #Tall girl AND tall girl 2 cause one was not enough apparently #Don't even get me started on Bridgerton #Txt

[akkivee]

since i’m still crying over the tea and candy collab, here’s the flavours they got going on

🔴: strawberry candy / white strawberry rooibos tea

🔵: soda flavoured candy / yokohama afternoon tea

🟡: lemon candy / caramel and chestnut tea

⚪️: grapefruit candy / jasmine tea

🟠: orange candy / apricot tea

🟣: grape candy / kyohou grape tea

#this is vee speaking #the yokohama afternoon tea is absolutely taking me out lmao i wonder if it tastes similar to awakening blends lmao #but i desperately want to try all of them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #like the thing about jp grape flavour is that it tastes like grape medicine lol #i enjoy grape gummies despite it since i’m just a weirdo but i wonder if kyohou grape is different???? #or am i just drinking lean flavoured tea LMAO #i can’t wait to pay $8 per singular tea bag lol living my best life impoverished but enjoying fleeting novelties 👹✌️ #(i really hope that’s at least $8 for 3 bags lmao) #c: rapping boys

[andr0medafallen]

Any time I see a clip of Jamie Tartt sticking his tongue out my brain short circuits… I’ve seen so many tiktok edits and I never want it to end

That’s all for tonight… probably…

he knows what he's doing.

#lol i am so sorry #my 5-8 business days thing with asks is so real and so awful #look at him though he is baby boy #could solve all my problems #my lovely wife <3 #scout tag #ask box #jamie tartt #james tartt and trent crime

[milkyspine]

—the fourth son of simon

#mine #writers of tumblr #poetry #spilled ink #writing #okay to rb #poem #spilled words #tw: trauma #tw: dv #tw: csa #tw: sa #tw: rape #my relationship to being a daughter and a sister is so complicated #complicated relationship with gender too i think #for so long i just wanted to be a boy. or maybe just not a girl #hated what was between my legs and every single other thing I thought made me a girl #uneatable and unyielding #that's what i though being a boy was when i was 8 lol #always looked that way to me #but all flesh bruises and fathers hit their sons too #of course they do #mine did #greener grass i suppose #just wish i'd been allowed to be #instead i've always felt like i've been squeezing myself into what other people want from me my entire life #i don't know #wrote this for the feeling of never having been a daughter whilst never knowing any other identity. #wrote this for the feeling of always wanting to be a son or a boy and never matching up. #wrote this for the feeling of never fitting no matter the hand or jar or person.

[anotherpapercut]

those of you who have been following me for a while may have noticed that I lose important things A LOT so as a quick update I left my favorite backpack full of very Personally Important items somewhere at the Aberdeen, MD train station last Thursday and have not heard word of its return o7

#it had the shirt i had just gotten at the gym class heroes show as well as my journal full of my thoughts + paper mementos like tickets #a custom made calculator t shirt bc im a fucking nerd a belt my partner JUST bought me my favorite (non tour) fall out boy shirt #my favorite shorts the copy of jacobin i was in the middle of reading + the stamps I stored inside #and most importantly of all: a stuffed dolphin that my sister secretly helped me buy when i was 8 that i have slept with every night since #so for anyone keepin track: i lost my cane at fob 1 my dead grandmother's ring at fob 2 and my favorite backpack full of stuff at gch #and thats just the concerts. ive lost a lot of stuff in between as well rest assured #the thing is i genuinely have no idea where tf it couldve gotten left. i dont know what happened at all #i have brain damage lol my short term memory is so fucked. its killing me not know what happened

[mothielad]

LMAO I FORGOT I WAS GONNA DO A WHUMPTOBER TODAY. IM SUPER LATE BUT UHH

This is probs gonna be a one time thing but I thought it would be fun XD

Whumptober day 8, Outnumbered

TW: Blood, implied death

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Goggles are on fellas, it’s getting serious 😔✊🫡

(Can you tell I have no idea how to draw FD?)

#LHCL #LHCL Masks #ol’ salt finally warmed up to the boy band of traumatized kids #tried to be slick with the whole kids thing #he knows how much it’ll mess up a lil guy to see death #from experience #throwback to when I was talking about how much I hate how masks looks from the back #and I continue to only draw them from the back #also throwback to that meme I made considering whether or not I was gonna kill him off in LHCL canon #probably not but we can get a lil taste #lemme know if it seems like it #*it’ll work well lol #whumptober 2023 #whumptober day 8 #Credit to the talented people behind Whumptober for the prompt! #i absolutely hate how this drawing looks but oh well

[wuhkie]

ok klance babes what do we think about throwing all my half-finished fics into one big ao3 fic like an anthology of voltron writer's adhd. is that objectively unhinged or would anyone actually read that

#this while i finish my current klance fic ive been working on for months #there are a lot of ideas i like sitting in my folder and things i started that still are interesting to me but #it's literally been 7-8 years i'm just not in the klance headspace these days nor do i have The Time to finish all of them #and in a lot of ways this fic ive been working on really feels like a goodbye to the younger version of me #who churned out hundreds of thousands of words of fic for these boys #also im just not gonna subject myself to watching voltron again to re-familiarize myself with everyone's characterizations sorry lol

[mejomonster]

I haven't seen the new episodes yet. But from what I can gather this show is wish fulfillment and I'm quite excited that from what I've heard so far the plot is going like. The Most ideal way i would have hoped for it to be written

#lb #mysterious lotus casebook #like? oh yeah i can tell its Love and Redemption screenwriter or i wouldnt be SO satisfied #like 1. murder mystery cases check 2. natural scenery check. 3. cheng yi getting to do comedy check. 4. clingy young man with a shizun crush #whos a clingy bitch <3 check 5. clingy ex rival enemy whos obsessed with li lianhua living check #6. enough *bromance you could just use it as the dangai/danmei of the summer tbh (check check check) #7. themes about growing up about illness about trauma about whats right versus easy right versus normal check #8. wedding dress check. 9. my boy ye baiyi who usually plays a villain... pitentially playing one again CHECK #10 a sexy evil lady <3 check 11 the plot valuing sharing emotions as Strength over physical strength (huge check. lead protagonist #is ordinary. his biggest hurdle is facing his regrets and wanting to die and choosing to keep going) #12 moving lotus tower = howls moving castle CHECK #13 cute dog!!! (and not cgi dog like so many cdramas lol) #14 instead of fighting yr rival you move in with him and take care of him mutually <3 check #just like. excellent exceplent all around #oh and for me bonus: case of the week plots with character arcs as the other half of the episode writing #which i find is a much easier structure to watch on and off (like Guardian Torchwood Buffy etc) #also the show recaps the last scene at the start of the new episode. which again is great for making #things easier to remember

[icewindandboringhorror]

random life photos from the past few months

#context/explanations given here in the tags now since photo captions are no longer a thing #(from top left to right) image 1: was on a very long drive and had to pull over somehwere to use the bathroom and stretch my achy legs and #stuff but the little parking lot had a cool patch of flowers! .. image 2: LORGE potato chip. featruing my beautiful boy borgy.. a potato #himself.. #image 3: one of my favorte types of flowers. these little blue/periwinkle colored ones #image 4: costume idea that was kind of okay but ALL of the images turned out absolutely terrible and just did not photograph #well so.. I have like.. ONE image of it that I took on my phone just to document lol #image 5: GIANT FERERRO ROCHER!!! though it's hollow in the middle which is stinky lol.. It's still fun.. love Orbs.. I liked to throw #it in the air and catch it probably more than I liked eating it lol #image 6: a boiled egg with garlic powder and pepper and some bacon and green onions. nice little snack #image 7: one of the many 6 leaf clovers I found so far this year? I found a lot over the course of a month andnow I'm back to not finding a #any. I wonder if something about it is seasonal? Like clovers are most in the growth spurt phase (with some mutuations popping up in the gr #up as it rapidly blooms or something) during a certain month and then after that they kind of die down for the season. Like I wonder if #there's a prime timing to look for mutated clovers? I can still find the 4 leafs now but for a while there I was just finding 5-6 leaf and #even a 7 leaf all over the place. Now it seems muc hmore rare again. #image 8: a little spot of rainbow on the planks outside #image 9: gjhghj I can't grill in my apartment because the fire alarm is too sensitive so sometimes I move #to a patio space outside and set up my goofy little griddle to make asparagus in a tiny cramped outdoor space hhjk #image 10: GOOSE!! spotted whilst on a walk. I rarely see them out in the wild so I wonder where they came from? #photo diary

[thebirdandhersong]

😂😂😂 I SAID I WAS GOING TO DO IT BUT I DIDN'T THINK THAT MEANT I WAS GOING TO WRITE A WHOLE 2K WORDS TODAY

#well anyway it's here i guess. i'm already halfway through writing chapter 2 #boy HOWDY i love the feeling of writing like this #it's like you have a fever and it's like you're running up a hill in the winter and it's like you're singing at the top of your lungs #anyway i had SUCH a good time! #this IS a bit of a slow start. they're like 7 here and they're 8 in the next chapter.......... but things shall pick up eventually #at least i THINK. lol who knows!!!! #narnia story: two girls and a lion

[vampirecatboy]

every so often i enter mini-hyperfixation mode and spend like an hour or so trying to assign partner pokemon to my ocs before getting bored and/or frustrated and closing all the bulbapedia tabs i have inevitably opened, and i enter a sleeper state until something else awakens the hyperfixation and the cycle starts anew

#stuff and things #anyway Aja's partner pokemon is Ninetales #easy pick it's the fire fox #Weiss i had it narrowed down to a few #the only of which i can remember is Primarina #and my reasoning for that is it's a very high femme pokemon #but it's the final evo of a starter #who only have a 1/8 chance of being female #what i'm saying is Primarina is the drag queen pokemon so obvi i'd consider that for Weiss #it'd also be super effective against Ninetales which fits for Aja and Weiss' dynamic lol #but the colors don't fit #Weiss needs black gray white red purple #wait duh #Gothitelle of course #now i just need to figure out Dmitri #boy what the fuck are you #are you Bisharp #there are so many tags here #my bad i'm not quite out of the hyperfixation

[roaringroa]

my little cousin (13 yo) was telling me about her 8th grade drama, said a name, corrected herself and offhandedly mentioned she mixed it up cause the kid is trans and just recently came out, immediately continued with her story. and it just. it’s so cool to me that there’s even out trans 13yos out there, but for the transness of those to be something fellow 13yos mention in passing and not what the gossip is about? to me it's crazy. a good crazy

#i told her ‘pretty cool that there’s an out trans boy in your class’. she said ‘yeah but that’s the only cool thing about him. he’s annoying #and then went on with the story #isn’t that so wonderfully mundane? #there’s so much still to do when it comes to trans rights and trans acceptance #of course there is considering the big transphobic movements gaining power lately #but something like this would be unbelievable in my 8th grade class 8 years ago #it’s good to look back and see the growth #also at one point in our talk she stopped and asked if i wanted to tell her something… if i was… #i laughed and said yeah i’m gay lol #my post

[newwave-lesbian]

guys i think i might be able to get my old job back yayyyy that means money but also i am going to throw up and pass out and cry every day but that's normal

#i am going to buy so much weed guys #and new clothes and new stuff for my room #yaaayyyy #but im just crossing my fingers that i can get the job again #boy do i need an income #but 8 to 5 really really sucks hahahahhaha rip me #but then i can draw at work or something #like as much as i hate it i'm mostly able to do other things #cuz it's boring as shit otherwise. #but also very anxiety provoking because idk how to react to anyone and everyone scares me #so i just try to dodge all social situations #lol i am just a phone operator. i should be able to be replaced by a robot #but nope #i do a robot job but then sometimes people over the phone are FREAKS #but luckily it's easy most times and pays alright so whatever. it will make me want to kms perhaps but thats normal #anyways if you're reading this whats up guys #i am in bed listing to prefab sprout on this fine night #yaayyyy

[lunapwrites]

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#if these good boy points i'm racking up do not translate into $$ #i am selling everything i own and disappearing into the woods #i don't know how i got roped into doing three people's jobs this week #but i hate it #it is 8:30pm and i am just now getting to eat my burrito #which is cold #do you know how sad a cold burrito is #i know in theory i could reheat it but it's THE PRINCIPLE #at least whatshisface comes back after this week #then i'm only working two full time jobs at once. #and then only for one more week #and then i am free. i hope. please for the love of god. #bc we were already juggling too many things before i did this #i'm now also juggling HER too many things on top of my own #that's too many too many things. too many things squared. #a frankly irresponsible amount of things #please send help lol #lp bitches #lp talks