WE'RE TORTURED, WE'RE POETS, WE'RE DEPARTMENT
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WE'RE THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT!!!
21 minutes to go!!!!
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Oh. Oh my god.
"Is this how Megatron treated you?!"
"You...believe me?"
"I believe he hurt you."
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jack in third grade with a crush on davey teasing him on the playground bc he doesn't know what else to do with the weird emotion.
jack in middle school realizing that it's a crush and not knowing what to do with the weird and now terrifying emotions so he stops talking to davey altogether.
jack in high school feeling like shit for ghosting somebody he used to be close with but not knowing what to do about it now that it's been four years and they're about to graduate and also he still gets weirdly sentimental and also butterflies when he hears davey laugh from across the room.
jack in college texting davey happy birthday because he can't think of a better way to restart a relationship that pretty much ended eight years ago and he misses home and misses familiarity and has never forgotten davey's birthday since the first time he learned it in elementary school.
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Hey, uh, could you tell your friend the bookseller that either someone’s trying to blackmail him or he just happened to drop a printout of his nudes on the hood of the Bentley where anyone could find it.
He doesn’t work there anymore. It’s been taken over by new management
but I’ll, er
let me just go and er
get those
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i love being stuck on hold for like 30 minutes
it's like ooooooh sorrrryyyy I cant do any other tasks right now :/ the representative says so :/ you know how it is :/
and people just are like ah yes, my apologies, please continue to enjoy your obscenely loud and nature valley granola grade crunchy hold music
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hey lol what the fuck do I pack for going to london and why am I only now thinking about it. oh fuck.
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