#10/10 would order again

[just-jammin]

my brother and i got some MEATS

they were ABSOLUTELY worth their price :DDD

#those bad boys were The Hangover (my brother’s on the left) & Three Lil’ Piggies (mine on the right) #they were DAMN FRICKIN GOOD #like they were more worth it than the BURGER KATSU i had the last time i went here! #10/10 would order again #the meaningful jargon

[braywashed]

on the upside of today i got a tuscan grilled chicken wrap and it was actually pretty bangin

#10/10 would order again #and i am not a wrap eater so hey

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Someone asked why my cat guy was in a bikini, and the answer is: Men and them can wear bikini’s too!

To demonstrate, here’s Lan Wangji and his brunch friend Elle Woods at their weekly summer hangout.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #elle woods #not posting the ask for Reasons. #I personally do not and will not wear a bikini but it is very fun and silly to draw my sona in one. #It is also important that I introduce the Regal Legal Lawyer Elle Woods Into pd-mdzs canon. #Planting the seeds now so when she returns…there was some foreshadowing. #Do you guys think lwj would be a brunch person? #I can see wwx drinking 10 am mimosas. Maybe having a runny benny coated in hot sauce. #Lwj could make a good brunch spread. I think that would be the only reason he would attend. #To study. To learn. To immerse himself in the brunch culture. To make a nice brunch for his beloved. #Now…LXC…JGY….the bunchiest kings to ever order a cloud egg at 11am. That is *their* outing. #This is all extremely anachronical and me being a silly jester again. Jingle jingle jingle.

[miramisaki]

36(???) days until Charlie...

#mira draws stuff #fate charlemagne #charlemagne #fgo #fate grand order #fate extella link #charlemagne countdown #sorry for the relatively small ratio of Charlie to picture today I realized it was 11 p.m. and went oH CRAP #so smol Crane Game AU Charlie strikes again #the class work and the existential ennui have been kicking my butt #hopefully I'll feel up to drawing something more detailed soon... #thank you to those of you who've put well wishes in your reblog tags I see them and I love you #and for those who missed my post about it like forty(?) days ago I do know we'll be getting charlie earlier than my countdown predicts #but changing the numbering when we don't have an official release date would be too confusing #so I'm waiting until we have proper confirmation of the release date before updating the countdown number #prayer circle for Traum on May 10

[candycryptids]

Quick! Your OCs are being dragged to the dancefloor by a friend - how do they react? Does the amount of people around influence that reaction? Or the kind of music played maybe?

GHFNFJDJFHB!? What a fun question omfg

Chuu has a vice grip on the sofa she’s sitting on if there’s more than 5 people at a party lmao. She’s not gettin up. N o p e. (Can sometimes be lured out onto the dance floor with a Waltzing number, but will rarely stay for longer than 2 songs before she’s found a way to slither out of being an active party participant. She’d rather chill and eat snacks and watch OTHER people look silly on the dance floor.)

Tuesday is ecstatic to be invited to the dance floor- but he only really knows how to do the stuffy Ishgardian Ball Dance when he first gets invited out to a party lmfao. The amount of people present doesn’t really impact his willingness to come out to the dance floor, but once he learns more ways to dance or even how to just, ‘feel it’ and make it up as he goes he gets much more excited about dancing to upbeat or quicker songs. He is Very good at not stepping on Toes :) (almost as if somebody didn’t want to deal with smushed toes…. 🤔)

Tangy is so zazzed to dance. She is…. Not the best at ballroom dancing or like, whatever you wanna call a couples dance, so. Watch your toes! It doesn’t matter how many people are there but being the center of attention can be kinda daunting :’> she’d rather dance to more upbeat music than slow dances so she’ll probs bow out for drinks and a snack during those to take a breather sjfjdkfs … pls also imagine her doing classic ‘dad’ dance moves or something from the Peanuts x3 [cut cos it’s Long 🫢]

….. 🤔 Ishi will gladly dance with a friend (or friends!) at smaller gatherings- and even invite others out to the floor x3 but at bigger more official events? She’s probably grateful for the excuse to step away from whatever Politically Charged Chat she’s been roped into regarding allied tribes or intercity relations. (She isn’t trained in dance, but will readily learn and follow somebody else’s lead •v•)

Mochiie is someone who’s reluctant to take an invite to the dance floor no matter how many people are present if there’s already people dancing and there’s not much space. He’s uh… conscious of his tail. (Poor guy sent a lalafellin couple sprawling once when he got tangled up in his feet, so he tries to be Overly Cautious now)

😂 Colette will indulge a friend in a dance, and relies more on being able to lift/twirl/dip her dance partner for flair - it’s an All-Eyes-On-Them situation. If Eorzean weapons didn’t have a habit of cracking under the pressure she’d probably be a tank. She prefers music with dramatic flair, to match her flashy dancing style. She laughs a lot more when it’s a Smaller group, there’s less performance pressures 🤧 (I should REALLY pose her dancing with Setsuna at some point… I’ll have to bug my partner for some files x3)

🤔🤔🤔 Levraut was the hardest for me to figure out. He’s classically trained in Ishgardian Dance? But he hates it. He thinks the whole thing looks silly, and he’s not so into huge parties (since they’re usually hosted by The Rich And Influential And Expect A Certain Class Of People yk) … he’d be a hilarious ‘sexy lamp’ for someone to dance with though… I think it would take him some time to feel comfortable dancing in the center of everything but he wouldn’t mind kinda grooving in place around the edges.

Until he’s 5 cups in. And then you have to haul him off the dance floor before he makes more of a fool of himself than he currently is, and tries to start a fight with the Violinist, because it quote ‘sounds like you’re killing the cat what made the strings all over again’ (regardless of if that’s true or not; a drunken Lev craves Rowdy Brawling and will Incite It)

… 🤨 I think that’s everyone if only because I don’t have a solid idea what the Trio would be like in a Party situation

#sorry this took so long to answer I got home took a fat nap and then joined the fc to play the fun game LOL #we were Gwiber hunting OwO #ALSO TY FOR THE QUESTIONNNN #Ishi and Kizuna dancing is ridiculous and needs a wide berth. lmfao. Kizuna ALSO has big tail syndrome #I’m constantly wrestling what music in Eorzea is like btw like there’s electric guitar???? in game?? #there’s definitely the means to make electronic music ? I know venues have DJ’s but #I’m losing my mind thinking about Venues with that heavy modern club scene being ‘canon’ #tho I guess the Loporrits…. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 #adventurers are just Built Different. #lev would show up to big fancy parties in order to investigate where the WoL(s) were last spotted or like the state of affairs or chasing #a lead but he’s not one to go for purely pleasure =v= would rather drink and sing badly in a tavern with 5-10 other people #and then get thrown out and threatened with being banned for dancing on tabletops and kissing someone else’s Date #I came really close to trying to figure out Gifs again so I could gif Tangy doing a goofy dance but I got SO sleepy so it might just be #a later gorilla to fight @v@

[hella1975]

tams azula is sooo fascinating bc while canon azula doesn't really show her age at all like she's completely desensitised to so much shit 'she is fourteen' is not a justification for ANYTHING both in her own mind and in other people's, in tams she has zuko. and yes the world has been abundantly cruel to her but zuko hasn't. he's basically raised azula and he's done so in a way that she's allowed to show her age, but she still only shows her age in very azula-esque ways. there's no reluctance to see violence like you'd expect from a fourteen-year-old, and like ive said before, that means zuko can't play on that reluctance in order to shield her, but he still wants to shield her from that violence because regardless of what SHE feels about it, as the eldest he knows fundamentally that she shouldn't be seeing certain things no matter how well she can handle them. and seeing zuko effectively PLAY azula in order to protect her is so interesting and complicated and fun

#and also a little heartbreaking bc it's the 'you protect azula but who protects you?' #like in order to shield azula from these things zuko is metaphorically standing in front of her and seeing them himself #as if he's not only sixteen and a child too #but yeah taking azula's canon traits and manipulating into the tamsverse is soooo fun #like the example that inspired this post is how canon azula is logical NOT cruel #like time and time again she follows only the logical route and even actively avoids the cruel route #e.g calling off torture in the boiling rock bc she knew that he was telling the truth and therefore continuing to torture him was illogical #im not saying azula is averse to/incapable of cruelty i just hc that she genuinely just thinks it's stupid #just like any other unnecessary act would be considered stupid. if it's not logical or being used for a greater plan then what's the point? #and tams azula STILL HOLDS THIS TRAIT except because i lean more into her age in tams bc she's been given the freedom with zuko #to liberally be a CHILD without any consequences as a result of that simple thing #her intense logic actually becomes a certain naivety on azula #like she cannot comprehend other people NOT coming to the conclusions she comes to #and that expands to needless cruelty. like she wont factor a person's cruelty into her calculations #because in her head all she needs to dismiss that calculation is 'excessive cruelty here would waste time which is illogical' #she assumes everyone is as smart and to-the-point as she is so when they ARENT and will actively waste time just to do dumb shit #it catches her off guard and she DOESNT PLAN FOR IT so it can really fuck them over sometimes #so this is one instance where zuko has azula beat despite it being STRATEGY aka azula's strong point #bc zuko's immense cynicism and assumption that Everyone Is Awful doesn't hold up against logic 9 times out of 10 #but the one time it does is the time azula gets caught out #i just think tams zuko and azula's dynamic is so fucking interesting im so clever for that tbh #twice as many stars

[christiangeistdorfer]

the more i learn about marku and walter's teammateship at lancia the more i want to cry

#like walter only having to do his favourite rallys while marku had to suffer #in corscia walter wanted to prove who was the boss after being told to stay in 2nd place behind marku by setting like a few fastest laps #THEY HAD TO LAND THE TEAM HELICOPTER IN FRONT OF WALTER'S CAR TO GET HIM TO STOP WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK #and then in san remo walter had to deal with the dust from markus car because he was trying to win again despite team orders to take it eas #so then chrstian my evil boo boo #after marku had gone and walter was about to take off christian would pretend he had a faulty seatbelt and told everyone to stop #and by the time he got it sorted the dust had miraculously gone. and then they managed to get like 10 seconds behind marku #AND THEN THE TEAM BOSS FOUND OUT ABOUT IT AND MADE SURE THEY GOT A TIME PENALTY !!! HIS OWN FUCKING TEAM !!! #so much drama. it could be a f1 show.

[synthshenanigans]

Round 2 gang! :D

-Vote for what you think is more underrated but also what you still like a lot-

[RB for more votes if ye'd like]

#the befores are battling #this would go so much quicker if tumblr let me put more than one poll #i don't wanna clog the cj tag either by posting like 10 polls #also ignore how late this was i got busy today again lol #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #moss poll #also if i go in a weird order. oh well #i tried

[melverie]

Lesson 9 of the mel's descend into madness series will be posted tomorrow btw. I am so sorry about there being ANOTHER longer break but work, several birthdays back to back, mastering the Ruri Tunes art styles, theories, headcanons and much more came in between ahhhh

#also bullying lucifer #i feel like bullying lucifer is the most important thing that came in between :) #but yeah. it's actually almost done #i just have a little trouble summarizing my thoughts on the entire “beel and the mention of the banshee” thing #bc i just have A LOT to say there but some things aren't brought up until lesson 10 & you need some more context for some of my thoughts #ALSO I SAW THE TAGS ON LESSON 8 & THEY MADE ME SO HAPPY???? #tbh i thought this would just be a thing for myself to get my thoughts in order before i write my “XXXX is nb!” post #but <3333333 thank you guys #sorry i left you hanging again for a bit ;-;

[theonetrueyeet]

spider ramble... particularly about false widows

in a Mood™ abt spiders currently, ESPECIALLY false widows. been going back over my arachnid section of the invertebrate module bc i have exams soon and its late and im frustrated abt how false widows get portrayed by the media and percieved by the british public... this is gonna be long and rambly and probably not make much sense and go off in a million and one diff directions sorry i just feel like talking abt spiders. this also came about bc of the big fuckoff house spider that was in my room last night on the top of my door frame but since it was late (like. midnight) and also out of my reach i went eh. ill deal with it in the morning. and then i woke up in the morning and no more spider to deal with! which i should be more stressed about i feel but im so exhausted from the run up to exams and other life stuff that im just like ok cool thats Around somewhere now ig. im guessing it was a female from the size but i cant be sure... anyway without further ado onto the main show.

so here in the uk we arent exactly known for our venomous animals. we have some but they're nothing really that dangerous (to us as humans at least. im not going into venom-prey specificity rn ive had ENOUGH of that recently). we have the european adder (which is also percieved as terrifying bc its a venomous snake but it poses very little risk to us as humans bc they are very shy and i have a lot to say abt adders but thats for another day), wasps, bees, some venomous fish (didnt know this until i found one rockpooling they r pretty neat), even some stinging jellyfish and siphonophores like the portuguese man o war. and then we have the spiders. all species of spider are venomous (minus the uloboridae family, aka the cribellate orb weavers which im not too sure off the top of my head if we have those in the uk... we might have one or two species?? idk but they arent venomous and i think theres another family that has some non venomous spiders BUT THE POINT IM MAKING IS PRETTY MUCH ALL SPIDERS ARE VENOMOUS). there are 650ish spp of spider in the uk and of those VERY FEW are at all medically significant. of these few are the rabbit hutch spider, the cupboard spider, and... the noble false widow. these 3 spiders are all known as false widow spiders. we also occasionally get the meditterreanean false widow, but to my knowledge these only arrive on imports and dont have a population within the uk.

belonging to the genus steatoda, false widows are usually seen as these terrifying death spiders that will kill you just for looking at them when really... they arent actually that dangerous. most cases of bites being severe are either a) a result of an allergy or b) it was actually caused by something other than the bite itself (such as a bacterial infection in the bite, or the "bite" not actually being a bite) or even c) greatly exaggerated by the tabloids (shocker)... like ok we dont have many scary animals in the uk but. we dont need to overexaggerate the ones that really arent as bad as people think! badgers probably pose more of a threat to you than a false widow does. have you seen a badger?! they look so cute but they are VICIOUS those things will FUCK YOU UP and give you TB on top of getting absolutely mauled. a false widow will, at most, just make you feel a bit ill for a couple of days. me personally i would take a falsie over the badger. false widows also only bite in defense! most of the time they bite because you didn't see them and happened to be a very big thing up in their personal space! tbh i would bite too

false widow bites are, to most people, no more harmful than a wasp sting. so its not exactly a fun time but its not exactly the limb destroying death bite that the british media loves to make it out to be. most bites are probably dry bites or have near neglible amounts of venom, so won't cause anything more than a bit of pain. when venom does get involved it gets a bit more complicated bc it depends on how ur body reacts to it. as i said before, most ppl its not much worse than a wasp sting but it can cause things like muscle spasms, sweating, and a raised temperature. it rarely gets worse than that. of course you can be allergic to it which will cause anaphylaxis which is a medical emergency, but this is an exceptional circumstance. most ppl bitten by a false widow will not experience that. the panic over false widows in the uk is a mixture of media-driven mass hysteria and arachnophobia.

anyway in conclusion shoutout brandon collier who did an amazing talk abt false widows during the bhs venom day both at the 2022 and 2023 events both of which i was lucky enough to attend. if i cant go to venom day this year you will see me on the news.

#spiders #false widow #ramble #nixxy's animal talk #making that a tag because this will happen again soon probably #all this being said #i did use their reputation to my benefit last summer #there was one on the outside kitchen door at the cafe i worked in #so in order to not have to go in there #and also to prevent anyone accidentally getting bitten #bc remember i said they bite in defense #being grabbed as someone opens the door would cause them to bite in defense #i told the owner #who told me to not be dramatic #anyway guess who she then asked to deal with the spider on the door handle not 10 minutes later? #me #if im dealing with spiders #im not dealing with the vile customers or horrible owner #as for the beast in my room #i heard it before i saw it #at first i thought oh! #im going crazy again! #and then i looked for the source of the weird tappy scratchy rustly sound and saw one of the biggest spiders i have ever seen #in the uk at least #and that isnt like. a tarantula #tho saying that it was bigger than my friend's new tarantula tho so #new pet ig! #idk where that thing is #ill find it when im packing probably #christ thats a lot of tags

[limewatt]

oh dear god they weren’t lying when they said rigorous cruel_sisyphean_eight-shaped.floor was cruel and sisyphean and eight-shaped and rigorous.

#splatposting #side order spoilers #it took me 8 minutes on the dot. EIGHT FUCKING MINUTES?!?!? i don’t think i’ve spent more than 2:30 on a single floor until now #that took me longer than the final fucking boss #with rollerrrrrrrr. UGH. #i didn’t even get a good chip for it #worst experience of my life #9/10 would play again with a better build

[babsaros]

went to a real dispensary and got real weed like a big kid today

#i was only shaking a little #it was insane it was soooooo. the bougie gentrified silicon valley vibes... #like it looked like an apple store inside #they had their website and menu up on multiple huge tablets around the store #so like u walk in #get carded and then go through another door #and then they were suuuper busy so the line wrapped the edge of the whole room #and the middle of the room had glass display cases of products #and like consistently more ppl showed up behind us #so i took a few minutes to look over the menu and put in an order and then got on line #and when i got to the front they confirmed the order and then sent someone to put it together #and then showed me everything to confirm again #and then gave it to me and i left #so it was really easy!!! #but the menu was HUUUUGE #like we went specifically for vape carts joints and edibles #and the options for each were endless. #10+ pages #it was craziness #thinsg that would break a medieval peasants brain for sure #so i got some gummies and things #i've always ordered online bc the closest dispensary is like 20 minutes out of the way #and its been so intimidating lmao #i wanted like cookies or whatever but thats a lot more expensive than gummies #and i could make my own at home if i really wanted ig #but anyway!! #and we have a friend visiting rn #and my room is clean #and everyone is happy and safe #and i love u all

[kuiinncedes]

we had a beautiful, magic love there (sad beautiful tragic - taylor swift)

#klaine #kurt hummel #blaine anderson #glee #i continue to do the same shit lol 🤪 #idk how to do anything else soooo #hey why is it so fucking annoying to put these pictures in order lmfaooo thanks tumblr #omfg WHY was that so stupid i'm not asking that much of u i just want the pic i drag over to go after the pics i already have djshgslkglmao #Pretend these r good quality k 😌 #also my crooked ass letters lol #yeah i could've like used a font i just realized that would've been very easy lol but i already had the design :P #i've been posting them in batches of 10 on instagram (so i've only posted one so far lmao) but so far for this group #this one is the only one that's like interesting bc it's different XD #the other ones are so similar in terms of like format lowkey especially my last two for begin again and moment i knew #i was short on ideas lmaoo so at least this one was somewhat creative XD #i feel like i did some different stuff with putting this together too so that was fun lol 🤪 #if only i could do more things that would make it better lmao Anyway #pretend they're actually gifs XD #ignore the absolute shit quality of the youtube screenshots <3 #anywayyyyfdgjkfdl :D #i dont tag my stuff but i've been doing so many of these i rly probably should lmao oh well idk eventually lol

[teamhawkeye]

favorite Saw characters:

Adam

Hoffman

Strahm

Rigg

Tapp

Honorable Mentions (6-10): Kerry, Lawrence, John, Amanda, and William

#bet you thought Mark would be number one - THINK AGAIN #Adam is forever my baby - Hoff is a close close close second but Adam is my beloved always #idk what order 7-10 are actually in they were less important than 1-5. and i waffled between Kerry and Tapp for 5 lmao

[duskythesomething]

very frustrating that there is a snake I want, I have a nice sized tank I can set up for it, I have had this snake saved for a month now and his price just dropped, and yet I still need to wait.

rambles in tags

#mrowr.txt #boyfriend says i definitely should not take on another snake #which. understandable #but i also think aside from the initial cost of setting up the tank its only a little bit more food cost? #plus it gives me more reason and benefit to buy food in bulk. #cheeseboi only eats 1 snacc a week so a 4 pack is a MONTHS worth #but shipping is 50+ on any size order online #if i went through 8-10 snacc a month rather than 4-5 that would be a lot more worthwhile to order like 25 at a time #i told him i will hold off and put more thought into it rather than being impulsive #and i'll check in a month to see if he is still for sale #and go from there depending on how my finances look #but he is the cutest lil baby and maybe im lame but i believe in fate #and if that snake pops up again while i do my random scrolls and nobody else buys him and loves him i just heckin might #bf is worried my entire apartment is being taken over by tanks but tbh ive always dreamed of that? #this isnt new? #i just finally have the finances to do so #i've always wanted a few snakes #was actually like a key plan in my ex and i's relationship #and Cheesecake makes me so happy genuinely. seeing his lil snoot pop out to say henlo when i get home #or how gentle he cuddles #i love my tank pets

[siribunbun]

I GOT STICKIES MADE!!! 

Childe stickers from Vinyl Disorder. I’m one step closer to making the whole chibi gacha wish art set hehehe eue

#stickers #Childe #genshin impact #100/10 would order with them again #also more to add to the con repetoire hehehehe eue #aaaaaa i love how he came out ;U; #go go splish splash fatooey man #he's gonna be a freebie if you buy my childe book #WHEN IT COMES OUT #WHENEVER THAT IS #AAAAAA I WANNA BE DONE WITH MOVING DJLKSAJDLKS