#-them in a pinch lmao

[archersartcorner]

So about that self insert/OCs Homestuck AU. + A bonus Sappho doodle cus I couldn’t stop thinking about Yo-Yos as a strife weapon. Assigned Ness At Birth LMFAO

IDs under cut!

[ID: Three images, showing traditionally drawn doodles of 8 characters. Each character is shown from the chest up, outlined in black pen and colored in a specific colored pencil. The first image shows the first 4, the second image shows the other 4, and the last one is an additional doodle, described in the caption.

The first image shows the Pre-Scratch players: Po, a fat trans man with short hair and more rounded facial features, done in yellow; Artemis, a muscular woman with a sideswept mohawk, who has similar features to Po, done in blue; Sven, a leanly muscular man with dark, chin length hair with more angular facial features and stubble, done in orange; and Valerio, a thin young man with dark, wavy, chin length hair, with similar features to Sven, if a little more rounded due to his younger age, done in purple. Besides each character are notes about their classpect, strife/weapons, dream locations, and age. Po’s notes read: “Whore Bard of Light; Strife: 2X Bladekind, Hammerkind, Rockkind; Prospit; 22.” Arti’s notes read: “Witch of Void; Strife: Chainsawkind, Kickkind; Derse; 22.” Sven’s notes read: “Knight of Heart; Strife: Riflekind, Whipkind; Derse; 21.” And finally, Valerio’s notes read: “Rogue of Space; Strife: Pistolkind, Fistkind; Prospit; 16.”

The second image is similar in format to the first, this time showing the Post-Scratch players: Laanka, a fat woman with a rounder face structure, hooked nose, and mostly short hair, but longer side lengths that are braided at the front, done in red; Bela, a thin, somewhat muscular trans woman with long hair and facial features similar to Valerio, done in blue; Sappho, a thin trans woman with a more angular/oval face shape, freckles, and long hair, braided at the back, done in green; and Devi, a muscular man with somewhat short hair, and similar facial features to Sven, done in a more orangey-red. Besides each character are notes about their classpect, strife/weapons, and dream locations; a general note about their ages is written in the center, reading: “~16-18.” Laanka’s notes read: “Maid of Mind; Strife: Hammerkind + RL (rocket launcher) kind; Derse -> Prospit.” Bela’s notes read: “Sylph of Blood; Strife: Scythekind + Gunkind; Prospit -> Derse.” Sappho’s notes read: “Thief of Doom Time (which has an asterisk appended to it and an additional note, stating: “Need a time player, and I think Sappho’s the best fit, ToT is very good); Strife: Toykind (favors Yo-Yos) + Pocketknifekind; Prospit.” And finally, Devi’s notes read: “Mage of Rage; Strife: Doesn’t… really combat. Belakind? LMAO - “Sis please help.”; Derse.”

The third image is of Sappho, swinging a yo-yo in a large arc above her head. A note next to her reads: “Sappho just wants to kill with a yo-yo lmao.”

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#my art #I need to just. make catch all of tags. cus I do too many aus HEVDJSBS #gonna try oc:x format #oc: po #oc: arti #oc: sven #oc: valerio #oc: laanka #oc: sappho #oc: bela #oc: devi #homestuck #some thoughts… po’s strife includes rocks because he (me) picks up too many for his own gotdang good. so he just decided he could weaponize- #-them in a pinch lmao #Laanka and Bela switched dream locations! they were having trouble waking up devi & sappho resp. and decided it’d be easier if they switched #-places. also because laanka wanted to be closer to her gf and bela wanted to be closer to her ‘brother’ :) #OH I FORGOT!!!!! Bela also uses kasarigamakind. cus I think kasarigamas RULE. chain+scythe kind :^) #also a disclaimer kinda: I get there’s a lotta interpretation and analysis that goes into classpects. admittedly I struggle to grasp it? #so don’t read too deeply into these classpects lmfao it’s literally what I thought sounded coolest. there’s some trains of thought there?- #-but it’s mostly just ‘yea. this is cool :)’ HAVDJSVSSJSJ

[microfeelings]

The Turtles with no masks on (things I wish we had more of)

#tmnt #tmnt 2003 #tmnt leonardo #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt raphael #tmnt donatello #tmnt casey jones #teenage mutant ninja turtles #vicky watches tmnt #they look 12 lmao I love them #also leos 'done with the world face' is right after saying we need to help casey #bro does not want to help casey #anyways *goes full grandma mode pinching cheecks*

[ghosts-cyphera]

eek I just had my appointment with my grey’s anatomy gp for my nerve pain, and this mf asked me all about my (failing, 6.5 year) relationship and looked me straight in the eyes HOLDING MY ARM and said ‘that shit is tough. is there anyone who you can talk to about this? anyone who makes you feel better?’

besties my fanfic conditioned brain was racing. thank god for having perfectioned my skills in masking because I managed to look his straight in the eyes and convince him I was alright and would surely figure things out all while my brain was showing me images of me sucking his cock for the mere intensity of the eyecontact and the warmth of his fingers running on my wrist jfc

#lo talks #he was so caring and it made me feel all the goddamn feels #I told my mom who was so shook and so convinced that he was flirting with me lmao but it really was just his personality #I’m not that delulu (🥹) #the dutch are a wild people #they have no boundaries #I love them #he did refer me to a neurologist though so yay for that haha! #not so yay for him saying that it sounds like a nerve is pinched and that they’ll likely have to operate on it #but I’ll be alright I’ll be so alright #genuinely

[bongo-spindash]

Posted an animation of what I hc Sonic's name in sign being the other week, and thought it would be nice to post Tails' next!! This is what I came up with!!! :D

mp4 version and description under the cut!!

[ID:

A video of Tails viewed from the waist-up against a teal blue background. Tails is drawn in a simplistic style, with the only difference in design being the slightly darker orange patches of fur on the tips of his ears and the ends of his arms before his gloves. 

In the video, Tails is signing his name, using the word ‘tail’ in BSL, but with two hands, copying the gesture on the left as well as the right. Tail is signed by having the index finger and thumb pinched together, with the remaining three fingers extended out. The hand starts out at the waist before the arm lifts at the elbow to face height. Tails leans slightly to the right as he signs, head and ears tilting tilting and tails lifting upwards slightly. As he signs, he mouths his name.

On both the left and right sides of his head, “Tail” is written in a darker navy colour. Above this on the right side, the artist’s signature is shown; the silhouette of a bongo with the letters BD inside. 

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#miles tails prower #miles tails prower fanart #tails the fox #tails the fox fanart #sonic animation #sonic sign language #Thought it would be a fun idea for Tails to make the sign His Name by doing it on both hands instead of one!!! Because of the two tails HSJ #The ones I've done so far were really fun to make and I'm Super happy with how they've turned out!!! #Hoping the quality turns out okay when they're posted though lmao!!! #This is British Sign Language since that's the one I've found some good resources for #But reminder that I'm not fluent in Any sign language so take the accuracy of these with a pinch of salt!! #I just hadn't seen anyone do this before so I thought it'd be a nice idea!! It was fun coming up with them!!! #Next one will be Amy the week after next!! :D #Bongo's Art!!! #Bongo's Animations!!! #sonic disability headcanons #Also happy new year everyone!! :D

[antaripirate]

i have a habit of waking in the middle of the night with random insane theories about Threads and dumping it in my notes for me to find later…here are a few from the last few months…

#please take these with a pinch of salt #idk if i believe any of them have a possibility they are just things that came to me in the middle of the night ahahaha #though i low-key want kellila to be married #i would actually die hearing lila refer to kell as her husband #and kell is such a wife guy i love him sm #ANYWAY #please tell me your thoughts on these lmao #also i have loads more batshit theories in my notes pls tell me if u wanna see them :) #a conjuring of light #adsom #a darker shade of magic #a gathering of shadows #kell maresh #v e schwab #delilah bard #lila bard #kellila #rhy maresh #holland vosijk #alucard emery #threads of power #the fragile threads of power #shades of magic

[kagedbird]

TESSDE AU (+ Lucia :]) (Allora part 1)

Allora tiredly bids the others good night, the group deciding they'd discuss who the hell was going to be Harbinger in the morning after Kodlak's spirit tried to claim that she was the one meant to be leading the guild; very adamantly against it and just wanting to go home and be with her family. She steps into the house, relishing the smell of stew having been cooked and the warmth, quietly closing the door.

She peers into Lucia's room, pleased to see her baby girl sound asleep, and gently pulls her blanket up over her after she'd kicked it off, smiling softly. Quietly leaving, she heads to her room, pausing as she saw two bundles under the sheets of her bed.

Allora: *carefully walks over and freezes as Kaidan sits up, confused as she sees Taliesin sit up directly after- both shirtless. She flushes and covers her eyes* Um. Glad to... see you're getting along.

Kaidan: *freezes, lighting up a sconce torch next to the bed, flushing brightly at the sight of Allora* Erm...

Taliesin: *also quite flustered at having been found like this, but not wholly shy about it; merely reaching out to her* Welcome home dear.

Allora: Let me... uh... get changed first. *very visibly flustered, heading behind a partition to undress*

Kaidan: *scratches the back of his head* Er... love...

Allora: *groans* Don't. It's fine, I am definitely not mad about this. You're two consenting adults. Just wish you'd done it in one of your beds.

Taliesin: *pouts, turning to Kaidan* We were having sex? I would have put my book down.

Kaidan: Wha?

Allora: *snorts, trying to keep her laughter quiet to avoid waking Lucia, steps out in her underwear and slips into bed with them* Did you just decide to actually sleep together then?

Taliesin: Well, certainly his body heat is worth sleeping next to in this chill. *huffs, pulling close and kissing her softly*

Kaidan: *annoyed and flustered, immediately stealing Allora from him and kissing her neck* We didn't have sex. He's too much of a wuss; was worried Lucia would hear.

Allora: Snrk- so you wanted to?

Taliesin: *flushes* Forgive me for having needs.

Allora: You're forgiven. *snickers as Kaidan pulls her close and curls around her, reaching up to scratch his head* How are you, horn dog?

Kaidan: *bites her in reprimand lightly* I'm all right. Been a rough few weeks without you, but everything's all right. No sign of the Silver Hands at all.

Allora: *traces his chest softly, leaning back into Taliesin's arms as they snaked around her* Good. I'm glad to hear. *sighs in relief as the two swallow her up, relaxing in their comforting holds* ...I missed you guys so much.

Taliesin: And we missed you, Cherub. I can only assume everything is well?

Allora: Tch. We freed Kodlak, he's in Sovngarde now.

Taliesin: Buuut~?

Allora: *grumbles* He made me Harbinger.

Kaidan: Wha? No way, outta the question. Yer all ready Arch-Mage and part time with Radiant Raiment and the Bards College.

Taliesin: And us! We're a full time job on our own.

Kaidan: You, maybe.

Taliesin: *gasps* You take that back!

Allora: *chuckles, softly rubbing Taliesin's hands as she tucks her cheek against Kaidan's chest* I know. I've tried telling them, but their fucking Nords. They don't listen to the word no. They want to honor Kodlak in his decision, but I just don't have the time...

Kaidan: *flickers his eyes to Taliesin before running his fingers through her hair* We've been thinkin', honestly... yer right. You do have too much on yer plate.

Taliesin: We want you to take a break Cherub.

Allora: *dryly* I just said I don't have time.

Kaidan: Shove all that shite to the side, lass. They wanna make it yer problem? They go by your time, not theirs. Let's take a trip! To Cyrodiil. Grab Lucien and Inigo so they can show us around some. Just us and Lucia.

Allora: *silent before slumping and sighing* That does sound nice... I haven't been yet...

Taliesin: Excellent! We'll get everything prepared, don't you worry your pretty little head! *kisses her head* Now. Sleep. You're exhausted. We'll talk more in the morning.

Allora: *sighs and finally slips her eyes closed, snuggled safely in their arms* ...okay...

#skyrim #Kaidan Khim #Kaidan skyrim #Lucia #skyrim taliesin #Allora #Dragonborn oc #Lightly suggestive #TESSDE AU #tes #tsblr #Little pinches of Kai/Tali because I really wanted to have them fuckin but don't think they would have yet #But it'd be SO funny #Allora was fully accepting just wasn't prepared to see her boys nakey LMAO

[7-ratsinatrenchcoat]

i refuse to believe all those bitches were evil. no fuckin way

#give them some infrastructure #a somewhat functional monarchy #maybe some healthcare #a little pinch of veterans benefits #the works #they gonna thrive you have no idea #i know four knights of the apocalypse probably won't look at this At All but GOD I WANT TO SEE IT #SHOW ME ZELDRIS BEING THE FIRST ACTUALLY FUNCTIONING KING AND ALL THE DEMONS GO *surprised Pikachu meme* #seven deadly sins #nanatsu no taizai #nnt #lmao #look at him go #zeldris #four knights of the apocalypse #shitpost

[altruistic-meme]

i fucked up my knees at work ;;; the backs of them more so ;;;; hopefully it'll fade cus it's not even JOINT pain it's just ;;; it's been 5 hours and they're still red ;;;;;

#the backs kinda hurt #my jeans were rough and pinching them ;;;;;;;;;; #i was kneeling and crawling in the ground all day lmao #my feet ALSO have red marks on then from this #hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #</3 #oh. my sister never actually contacted me so ig she doesnt need me to watch her dogs tonight ? #i hope not at this point its kinda late #(it is 7pm. but also i woke up at 5am so thats late for me) #shh ac

[lord-squiggletits]

I luckily haven't been subjected to this brand of fan with my own eyes in a while, but it's hilarious to me how many IDW Megatron fans there are that hate the shit out of IDW Optimus (or any Megatron/Optimus in general) especially when they themselves are MegOP shippers. Like they'll be like "errrrmmmm Optimus is a cop fuck him he's literally evil" babe your fave is a literal dictator and a colonizer who didn't even treat his own Decepticons respectfully but IDW OP being a cop is so unforgivable? Or are we selectively applying the standard of "this is bad IRL therefore any fictional character who is X is also bad"? Megatron said he was sorry and regrets what he did but I guess you didn't read the parts where Optimus was also sorry/had regrets for what he did so that means it doesn't exist?

That or they do some crazy ass mental gymnastics to be all like "oh uh ermmm Optimus is evil because he said something mean to someone and punched them [casually fails to mention or explain the context at all]" but then with Megatron they'll turn around and be like "here's how Megatron colonizing planets was actually just him doing what needed to be done to ensure the survival of his race, also when Megatron becomes an Autobot here's how the people on the Lost Light are actually oppressing him for telling him to stop being a fucking asshole" [paraphrased versions of takes I have seen with my literal own eyes]. Like idk I feel like it's only-reads-MTMTE syndrome striking again or something? People probably don't read enough about Optimus to know the context of what he did AND they're laboring under the MTMTE illusion that Megatron was only kind of a bastard but was really good at heart, so in combination they just decide to be absolutely unhinged and say shit that isn't remotely true? Idk

Like damn you people are weak and your takes are trash. If you're gonna defend or hate a character at least do so based on accurate information from canon instead of making up weak bullshit on how Optimus sneezing on someone by accident makes the Autobots evil incarnate and how Megatron doing unspeakable crimes was just a little oopsie/him doing what had to be done. Couldn't be me.

#squiggposting #negativity #i'm aware that i'm being an asshole but ive also had this conversation many times in private #with people pointing out this shit still happens lmao #like if youre normal about the fictional war criminals even if you dislike OP that's fine #this post is about people who. dont know what theyre talking about and make unfortunate justificstions #for their shitty opinions #i guess if this offends them i dont want them on my blog anyways lol #some ppl are just like truly unable to cope with the fact that they like an evil asshole #and they have to be like HERES HOW MY EVIL ASSHOLE WAS ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUY THE NARRATIVE TRIED TO SLANDER #if any other character is complex or morally gray or an asshole its fine #but everything bad about your precious megsy is wrong #and everything thats even a pinch of OP's fault makes him scum of the earth #again i see this even with ppl who ship MOP and i'm like. why are you even here #you hate OP so bad and think hes an idiot and want him to grovel for M's forgiveness #why do you even ship MOP. that's not MOP that's just you using #OP as an accessory who you barely care about to ship with your actual fave M

[messier51]

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#lmao reading that someone will catch and free a ladybug cuz its cute but murderkill other bugs #and just remembering the introduced invasive ladybugs in massive swarms that REALLY liked my middle school bedroom #and how they would cluster on the wall in the hundreds or thousands or whatever #and the first time i got pinched by one of them and thought that was so weird cuz ladybugs don't bite?? #but they are mean anyway #and they go tink tink tink against the light after you turn it off to go to bed #and keep you up forever as if it's not hard enough to fall asleep #there is nothing morally superior about not killing a bug just cuz it's cute though looooool #anyway thank u random poll post for this revisit of some of preteen-me's nightmares #good times good times #random personal stuff #creepy crawlies cw #extra hilarity: the moth dive bombing my face as i lay in bed bc the lights are off and my screen is glowing #as i sit here whispering stories to my tags #i love living in the middle of the forest hahahahaha

[druidposting]

WAIT LMAO THEY LEFT ASHTON BEHIND

#critical role #cr3e43 #ashton greymoore #cr spoilers #cr meta #R I P TO THEM LMAO #have another pinch of friend abandonment

[avoskorm]

Okay, lesson learned: don't try to substitute a chocolate deficit with melted marshmallow when trying to make rocky road.

But on the bright side I now have a kind of fudge.

#nothing to see here #harry does life #harry thinks he can cook #there were originally two big bars of chocolate but one of them was pinched so i tried to improvise #it didn't exactly work lmao

[orionscelt]

would you want expecto patronum to be added in the game? also whats your/ your mc’s patronus if you dont mind me asking！

Hey anon, thanks for the message!

Not sure tbh , apart from not really being relevant to the narrative I'm not too sure what they would be gameplay wise? I can think of a loooot of questions - Would they be a normal damage spell that only effects certain enemies? A sort of summon like the plants? A sort of ward? An aggro ability/ something that distracts enemies? etc - imo I think a summon sort of ability with it's own skills tree might be pretty cool for a future game , maybe the type of animal would determine it's function? 🤔

Mine's a heron and Tristan's patronus is a sparrow hawk - Here's a lil fan written excerpt from hogwartsishere.com that I quite like;

A sparrow hawk patronus can represent an owner who values leadership, but knows that time to step in. As well as that, it can represent a witch or wizard with great observation skills, who is able to step out to see all sides of the story. You are very logical and focus on seeing every opinion to make sure yours is correct. Sparrow hawks represent focus and determination. They remind us to understand the past, the present, and the future, and to not be so caught up in minor inconveniences. Above all, the sparrow hawk represents alertness, as they are known as warning totems that let others know when to avoid a situation.

#take whatever I say w/ a pinch of salt I haven't finished the game yet asdfghj #I love the smaller hawks they're so cool - love watching them out in the fields #a sparrowhawk dropped a vole on me once though lmao #inbox #oc:tristan sterling

[spock-smokes-weed]

I got two more piercings in my left ear cus I’m so serious about stealing Zoro’s look.

#ramblings #I’ve wanted more lobe piercings for a while #so zoro was my motivation to finally do it #it’s been years since my last piercings so I forgot what a healing piercing felt like #getting two at once in one ear HURT lmao #the first one was just a pinch but the second one actually did hurt a little bit ;-; #and I just cleaned them out and ooof they’re sore

[cantankerouscatfish]

the geranium cuttings I brought in for funsies have rooted and are starting to flower. :o

#yeah I should pinch them off but like. it's cute okay #all 3 cuttings rooted. idk why I didn't expect them to. what am I gonna do with 3 geraniums. #it's not like we don't have a trillion of them at work lmao #the ric-rac cuttings in the back there all took too!! that's a better turnout than I get in the greenhouses. #stop growing so WELL there's no ROOM #legit I do have to set another shelf up upstairs for stuff. ;_;

[orcelito]

i performed Hair Reconstruction Surgery

it's imperfect, but will work for Icon Purposes

#speculation nation #ngl this icon makes me wanna pinch his cheeks lsjdflskjdf #i'll be making a transparent version that i'll slap a nonbinary flag behind. later. #for rn it's enough to have redrawn his hair sldkjfsdkf #me focusing on trying to make it look like it's a natural part of his hair while Also sticking true to the more abstract element of it #added a lil bit of blur to make it so it doesnt stand out so starkly in comparison to the scanned drawing sections #looking at them side by side you can definitely tell what was redrawn #but within my icon it's subtle enough it's not as easily noticeable #im not striving for perfection with this. i just want a functional icon lol #and this works! lmao i had to redownload firealpaca (bc i didnt have it on this computer yet) AND my tablet driver #which Yes i Do have a drawing tablet! ive had it for about 10 years and i Barely ever use it #still works tho & it's so useful for any time i wanna do image editing #doesnt happen often but i sure am capable of it. #happier with my icon now that it's cleaner. still very monochrome but it works!