#*drowns in fruit*

[bucksboobs]

Crocomom AU where after years of arguing with young Luffy, Garp comes up with a compromise: Luffy can be a pirate only if he aims to become a Warlord of the Sea. So, Garp is like “Well if you’re going to be a Warlord you’re going to have to do it by climbing the ranks so I’m putting you with the only one of them I think could do right by you: Sir Crocodile.” And that’s how Mister 0.5 joins Baroque Works.

#crocomom #sir crocodile #monkey d. luffy #one piece #Garp: you’re no good with a sword so Mihawk can’t train you Kuma is a loner and Moria is a recluse Boa wouldn’t take in a boy #and Jimbe is a fishman and you ate a damn devil fruit so that’s just asking for you to end up drowned #and I’ll be damned if I let you near that bastard Doflamingo so my only option here is Crocodile

[magmaticparatdise]

Lay your pain (and your name!) in the river

#its low hanging fruit but the river by nymphs is such a tf song #wa #twisted fate #tobias felix #tw drowning #his fingers says “TOUGH LUCK” btw!! #league of legends fanart #btw this was inspired by analligators new young tf burning tides tf thing hi ana!!!!!!!!!!!! thanku for reming me <3

[waxysketchd]

Oh my, what's this?

HEHE...

Heehwewwwww HGRAUTTHAHAXSXAXAXAXA

I.

Am.

INEVITABLE!!!!!!

#askquellow #copyverse #utmv #cvsanses #digital art #cvdust #cvcolour #self insert #HAHAHAWEWGHSE #COUGH COUGH COUGH #*drowns in fruit*

[fruit-salad-ship]

Note to self-

things I must draw for arcane AU:

peach being threatened by plum knowing full well she can push this monsters buttons, plum wont touch her, a doctor is a valuable asset, peach is safe to tease her relentlessly.

plum breaking into the big womans house to enact a little revenge, catching her sleeping and off guard. leaves a scar that only peach can see, a reminder to fall in line. A reminder Peach ignores.

peachs basment bar brawls for quick cash and fun.

Grey being caught between Dr.Mommy and a hairtrigger murderer with a habit for stabbing.

plum on the back foot for once with the cockiness of peach, 'how dare she stand up to me?!' mentality from plum, not use to being told how it truly is, nor being ignored.

plum in peachs home wondering how a doctor can charge her so much, and live with so little. she could afford to move to a better area.

Discovering the secret books hidden away that show how many medicines and treatments have been wiped off the books, no cost to the patient, this is where peachs money goes. she's slowly doing quiet good for as many who need it as possible. Plum finally sees where her money goes. she feels.....something, what she is not sure.

who will be the one to cave? Will Plums evil nature overwhelm peach and see the good doctor fall to villainy? or will the doctor show the lanes princess just what she could be doing, how she could be living, change her heart?

#I WILL ADD MORE #BECAUSE I NEED THIS CONTENT #FOR MY SANITY #11 months #i say #rocking in a corner #11 months and then seaso 2 comes. #this time next year i will be drowning in arcane joy #arcane au #brainrot #fruit salad

[moonpaw]

people who actually believe that theory that usopp will die to prove he's a brave warrior of the sea is so ridiculous when oda can't even kill a giant who was in a flashback 22 years ago

#one piece #one piece spoilers #one piece 1066 #egghead spoilers #if it wasnt for the fact that ace's fruit respawned i wouldve doubted all this time he was probably still alive even with a hole in his #chest #wano was kinda different but even then the characters that died were like. side ones and not as impactful #and even when they did my reaction was so delayed because i was sitting there like: ok so when does he get back up i know he's gonna #then the graves are shown and i was just like ''ohhhh you were serious. they actually died oops'' #theres absolutely no way oda would kill a STRAWHAT #a main character #and for sure not usopp who has the best character development in the entire series lmao #i would say usopp's dream already came true but i think it will for sure when he goes to elbaf #that's been his goal his little garden and i cant wait for him to see it #but yeah this is a happy little pirate anime and as luffy keeps saying #he can't become the pirate king without his whole crew #ok maybe saul isnt a good example here when he's gonna be important/already is important #but i can list so many others: lolas dad; bon clay; that mudman's brother and crew; enel?? literally?? shouldve DROWNED? #kalifa by all means SHOULD be dead at the bottom of the waterfall but i think that was just an oversight by oda #(she was on the upper level of the tower of justice when it fell0 #who else. i know theres more #you get it though

[blerghie]

wait so

this stare

was directed towards kaveh??

#i'm being delusional and half joking but lmaooo #they'll NEVER escape the allegations of fruit #not on my watch #haikaveh #gnsn #on a side note i'd like to know more about them running into each other in the desert #and their lil adventures #kaveh admirig the architecture of king deshret's mausoleum minding his own business #and then 1s later alhaitham grabs him by his scarf because he triggered a mechanism that drowns the room in sand or smth #i love them

[spotsupstuff]

I remember that one small Red Son comic you did back then and this just pops in my head

aaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!!! mellinda242 also drew smth like this look!!!!

we have the Baby, we have the 14 Year Old, all we are missing is the young adult one....... im gon do it gimbe a lil while

#Spot says stuff #lmk #fruit twins au #BUT ALSO YOUR VERSION IS REALLY FUCKIN ADORABLE lookit her fooking cheeks they are so squishable... #seein kids drown in six ears cloak makes me cry a teeny bit n clutch at my heart lookit her she could set up a house there #baby girl baby........ -kisses her gently on the forehead-

[waterlogged-detective]

WHY MUST I BE KICKED OUT OF THE ZESTIVAL I ONLY HAVE SO MANY TURNS HOW DARE YE

*grumbling* gotta spend five turns to get back *grumble grumble*

#fruits of the zee #fights the drowned men

[ao-ihinata]

I made this edit but it didn't really do well on tictok so I'm gonna post it here as well

#fyp #ava reid #the wolf and the woodsman #juniper and thorn #a study in drowning #booktok #edit #paris paloma #the fruits

[fooltomery]

i have to clean up my altar =_=

#i love you sabbats and offerings but cleaning up is the devil #i just want to tuck into bed so sweetly. #it would be fine if it was just offerings but its candles and incense ash and libations >_< #very tempted to leave the offerings overnight but i will not clear them tomorrow bc i have work #and my entire time before work is spent Waiting to go to work #anyway i offered Apollo some orangina which i found at the grocery store... missed her severely #they had what i assume is a grapefruit flavor and i gave that one to Dionysus #made Artemis some of my favorite hot apple cider :) its not in the season but its still good #also Dionysus has raspberries and i hate leaving fruit out bc of flies. #im even wary of wine sometimes bc fruit flies love to just hop in there and drown. #at least i dont have to clear the flowers (⁠ ⁠´⁠◡⁠‿⁠ゝ⁠◡⁠`⁠) #i had a nice Beltane ^___^ hope everyone else who celebrates had the same 💛💛 #cj chatters

[marlinspirkhall]

The spiders in my bedroom have got me so well-trained. Today I noticed that Harold II had moved from his perch in the corner to sit beside the window again (which he hasn't done since Wednesday evening when the heatwave finally let up), and it struck me as odd.

But lo and behold, it's too warm tonight, so I had to open the window, and he's just sitting there smugly on his second web, like it's his summer home.

The most upsetting part is, there haven't been any flying bugs in my room all summer, so he must be doing something right.

#Harold II #Harold I fucked off earlier this year #hopefully not to have babies bit idek #we had a fruitfly infestation in spring time so i made a pact with the spiders and they've mostly behaved themselves #there's one at the foot of my bed rn and I'm like #Maisie it truly is a sign of the times we're living in that I'm letting you have such a prime piece of real estate #because only 3 months ago I would have been too terrified to sleep with you standing there #but I guess through accidental exposure therapy I'm now more tolerant of spiders? #there was one in the fridge the other day and i almost scooped it up in my hands without hesitation #and then i remembered I had arachnophobia #but the guys in my room are my pals and they pay rent through fruit-fly eating #though i will say things are getting a little too lax around here because they let a fruit fly drown itself in my glass of water last week #and another one earlier today #smh #slackers #spiders tw #arachnophobia #bugs #rambling in the tags #please do rb I wanna know what/if you name your spiders

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

Encouraging your homie to eat a devil fruit, when you are a devil fruit user yourself, gives a whole new meaning to pulling them down with you-

#no one there to save you from drowning now hon #it‘s a bit tragic right #could work in fanfic #one piece #devil fruits #I’m still on the Lucci / Kaku / Cipherpol trip okay #I’m just glad to see some of my favourites get screentime

[ask-bayfire]

Whats your favorite type of fruit? you seem like an overdramatic pomegranate guy

Die, for one.

For two. I like limes and yuzu. Sour shit.

#creepypasta #tata #benil #time and time again #ben drowned #benilos #creepypasta au #askblog #ask-bayfire #bayfire #asks #fruit eats a fruit

[monocub]

to the ppl recommending the ace light novels...i have to thank you its so silly i needed this rn

#deuce youre stronger than me #also tag yourself im ace running into the ocean to see if he actually has a devil fruit or nah #LIKE GOOD THING DEUCE IS THERE CAUSE HE WOULD HAVE JUST DROWNED LMAO #HES SO DUMB ITS GREAT #i feel sympathic to all first mates they always gotta justify their captains wild ideas #but theyre also probably in love with them so...theyre fine LMAO #monos last three brain cells

[lilnasxvevo]

Love fictional doctors who are bad patients. They know exactly why they shouldn’t be [doing thing] so soon after [major medical event], they intimately understand the risks, they just don’t care.

#read a fic recently where Law almost died bc he used his devil fruit power for two consecutive hours to keep him and Luffy from drowning #and Chopper was like ok now DONT MAKE ANY ROOMS FOR AT LEAST. IDK. TWO WEEKS and Law was like k and then made a Room less than a day later #SPOILER: it did not feel good #this post also inspired by the massive amount of house md I was somehow allowed to watch in middle school

[alectoperdita]

Hi! Please delete this if it makes you uncomfortable (as it borders on very inappropriate) but I recently found out about knotted dildos. I'm not sure if you already knew about them but if not it might be worth looking into to give you inspiration?

No worries! Thank you for the consideration, though. In general, I'm open to NSFW asks about my fics (I do write a lot of smut these days). It's not about me hahah.

Yes, I am aware of knotting dildos! I haven't really had a reason to break them out for fic, though. This is really a personal preference, but I'm not fond of the whole "puppy/mutt" talk. The one exception is when it's used for degradation kink, which is why Lure is stuffed full to the brim (like Jou) with "bitch/dog." But even there I don't want to use "puppy" or "mutt" specifically.

The one place I know for sure where knotted dildos show up is in the a/b/o bitching AU of Lure. But within an omegaverse world, a knotted dildo is more like a standard sex toy? It would still be degrading for an alpha to use it on another alpha, though.

But now that I think about it, it could be hot for Kaiba to be on the receiving end of one with plenty of loving degradation mixed with praise. Let Jou wreck him with that. 😈 LOL, more ideas for one-shots in the Duelist's Pride universe I still haven't written.

#replies #anonymous #still (always) open to more asks <3 #it's not that I'm opposed to pet play #given as one friend put it Lure is nothing but Kaiba's extended and complicated pet play #but it also doesn't spark joy in me to reach for that low hanging fruit? #man if knotted dildos were a thing in 2005 we would be drowning in smut using them #or maybe I'm underestimating how vanilla ff.net era smut will always be #joukai asks