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just realized i can write all the odd obscure joongdok spod aus of my dreams to my heart's content

#real life will get in the way but point is i can do it #one day i'll make that book of lost things retelling spod au with sp as david dkos as roland and od as the crooked man

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the way i completely forgot valentine's day but had been anticipating kim dokja's birthday for the past month

#kdj #orv #happy birthday babygirl hope your asshole's getting lovingly destroyed <3 #i say i've been anticipating his bday since last month but still didn't manage to finish his bday fic on time </3

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How many times did he read? Kim Dokja's eyes, shining like stars, dimmed little by little. Kim Dokja fell into a shallow sleep.

Yoo Joonghyuk stared at the scene with empty eyes. The back of the weary Kim Dokja. A snoring sound came out at regular intervals.

— chapter 294

The Dokkaebi King approached Yoo Joonghyuk like an encroaching shadow as the latter dazedly looked up at the sky. No, he was no longer the 'Dokkaebi King'. With every step he took, his face and his silhouette changed.

⸢The pale cheeks; two eyes gleaming like stars, were now looking at him.⸥

— chapter 508

Yoo Joonghyuk hurriedly rubbed his eyes without even realizing it. Was he hallucinating, instead? This young girl's external appearance resembled Kim Dokja's, somehow. Her eyes sparkling like stars were quietly observing him.

— chapter 549

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#joongdok #orv #yjh's pov of orv will probably kill me actually #oh yjh 🥹 how many worlds' artists did you strongarm into making kdj's eyes as pretty as you know them to be 🥹🥹 #will forever blame kdj's idolification sluttification ethereal deadwifemomfication on biyoo and yjh #no 1 kdj stans (real) #related note i want this poster so baddjssghsnsbs

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happy birthday yjh i'm sorry you're in a fantasy reverse isekai tragedy novel i know you were meant to be the tsundere ml of a slice of life yaoi 💔

#orv #yjh #still thinking about yjh (tired pro gamer) and kdj (tired salaryman) having the same subway route i'm inconsolable #they could have had the meet cute of the century but unfortunately yjh's love interest is the mc of a cosmic tragedy drama horror seinen #joongdok

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uriel webtoon debut on 801 yaoi day fujoshis stay winning

#orv #uriel #she's paywalled but a win is a win

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what if i just release all my twitter drafts

#every time a brainrot attacks my brain it all goes to my dusty ole twitter and gets saved fo drafts #unfortunately i have too many twitter drafts and most of them are pretty funny i'd be loathe to lose them just bc muskrat keeps fucking up

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ngl if you manipulate your fic's update date without actually updating your fic just so you can stay on the front page of your fandom's ao3, you are immediately on my "avoid this author at all costs" list

#salt #2am thots

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joongdok kingsman au where yjh is arthur. and kdj is technically merlin (their handler and technical expert + arthur’s adviser) but everyone secretly calls him guinevere

#also yjh knows and makes no effort to stop it (he's pleased about it) #rewatched kingsman with my coworkers and i was propelled back to a time when kingsman fandom was alive and thriving #and it was commonplace to make eggsy the guinevere to harry's arthur #ugh i miss them #orv #joongdok

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"life is just a game, maybe

i'm stuck in a lonely loop, my baby"

UGHHHHH

#yjhcore #i think i've been going through it i've been putting your name to it #yjh missing kdj hours #yjh grieving widower arc #WE THOUGHT WE HAD IT ALL #i used to be a real go getter i used to think it'd all get better OH THE 1ST REGRESSION VIBES THE WORLD OF ZERO VIBES #stars are the same as ever i dont have the guts to keep it together AND WHEN I SAY REGRESSION DEPRESSION AND TERROR OF THE STARS STORY #yjh #orv

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kinda funny that 1864 hsy and 1863 yjh were both jealous of 1863 hsy and 1864 yjh, respectively, for the same reason: kim dokja

#thinking always about #1863 hsy was the one who wrote wos and got herself the most loyal reader ay writer would be lucky to have #and 1864 hsy who's successful and rich and influential can only wonder what it's like to be on the receiving end of such devotion #it's painful really that there seems to only be only one kim dokja #because all the other kim dokjas never had anyone who so fiercely adored him as much as his writer and protagonist do #orv #hsy #yjh

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i keep mishearing "part time soulmate, full time problem" as "part time story, full time problem" and i'm like yeah,, ,joongdok

#orv #fob #so much for stardust is so orvcore #joongdok #which lyric is joongdok? yes

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approximately 1 year from now orv webtoon will probably release the chapter adapting 188 and, quite frankly, i am not ready,

#kim dokja! no! kim dokja! #imagine the expression they'll give yjh when he desperately yells #orv

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anyway if you make more content about the stuff you like instead of insulting complaining whining harrassing those who make content they like maybe you wouldn't be such a salty little miser

#have u guys seen the twitter update it's hell on earth i keep seeing tweets from accounts i don't follow help #probably why i rarely use my fandom acc and just use my irl to like my friends' tweets #2am thots

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bihyung was the one who carried the child but kdj breastfed her,

#storyfed her. whatever. #i don't know where i'm going with this #something something mommy bihyung and mommyja canon #orv #bihyung #kdj #biyoo probably imprinted more on kdj bc he's the one who fed her and was there during her birth #she's such a daddy's girl 👧 became mean to everyone except Father

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in honor of baizhu’s release after *checks calendar* 2 years since his debut, here’s the qiqi-centric wip that’s been languishing in my folder since 2021

#qiqi #zhongli #baizhu #gnsn

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why is. kiana kaslana. on a train.

#the orv trauma really got to me #and her looking at all the stories through a phone (?) i'm. #kiana 🤝 kdj #giving me heart problems #honkai #kiana #babygirl you barely just reunited with mei #apho sort of made me expect this but still 😢😢😢😢 #i havent even been following hi3 after c25 but why. the subway. whyyyy. #'when a story nears its end we tend to reminisce its beginning' sure hurt me more

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i cried really really hard (i got scammed)

what if i just cried really really hard

#orv #싱숑 stop playing with my feelings challenge (impossible)