#*becomes a grandma*

[fisheito]

at last....yakumo with CHIKEN

#i have finally achieved Goal. i drew yakumo with a happy chickcen #legitimately there were several moments of me redrawing yakumo's eyes and yelling #nO! THEY'RE NOT UWU ENOUGH (makes the irises bigger) WAIT . TOO UWU (makes irises more oblong) #WAIT!! NOT MONSTROUS ENOUGH (narrows the pupils) SHOULD NOT HAVE MORE EYELINER THAN FOXY GRANDPA (shrinks the lashes) #did u know that chickens like to sleep on tall things? the higher they are the safer they feel? (according to my cursory internet search) #so i imagine when yakumo finally grew taller than the chickens' roosting spots #some of them started just napping on yakumo any time he came to clean the coop #and he'd be so scared of waking them up that he'd try to do his chores in the tiniest movements ever #several hours later grandma checks in on him bc hmmm! he's taking longer than usual! #sees him covered in birds+bird poop and he's aaaallllmost done cleaning with his restrained broom sweeps #(birds don't stop pooping just cuz they're sleeping u see. how productive) #that's a cue for grandparents to move the roosts higher . bc yakumo doesn't have the heart to shoo the birds off him #he needs to get things done! becoming impromptu bird bed for 3 hours a day is not sustainable! #it's all for the good of chiken anyway. happy chicken happy life #yakumo

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Courtroom Catastrophe [Bonus Comic]

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #xiao xingchen #xue yang #nie mingjue #jin guangyao #jin guangshan #Man…something about wwx thinking how he would have liked to have become friends with xxc really got to me #they both tried to do good but were met by terrible fates because of politics #what an awful fate for them both…courtroom dread as no one believes you. Rigged game. #I sure hope this Xue Meng guy isnt full of petty energy and leaves xxc along after this! #its meng yao/JGY’s first official appearance! Shout out to the person who caught on that even with his hat he had no hair! #he’s got a little headscarf. Like a grandma…mamie yao #in case people were wondering about JGS’s outfit; there’s only a front flap #nothing in the back #you hate to see him but you hate watching him leave even more #Thank god he's been dead for several slutty slutty years

[fishareglorious]

Sinclair just went through his worst traumas in Canto 3 and now in 3.5 he can't event catch a goddamn break without someone mentioning how short he is

#limbus company #guess who got ahold of the sinner sprites #its me. there's a free accessible google drive of all lcb assets #lcb shitpost #emil sinclair #outis #faust #that scene where outis digs on her entire team and faust becomes utterly speechless when outis told her that her hair's gone gray because o #an unbalanced diet sent me #someone knock this woman off a peg jesus outis #is this why ishmael started making 'lets get you to bed grandma' jokes on that dante's notes segment #as revenge for the coarse hands thing

[laststandx3]

There are many bad things about wish, but one of the most annoying is how it fails to pay off its own set ups.

It's established Asha's father believes in the magic from the stars. He died of an illness (never specified), that Asha's grandfather (her father's father) never got his wish granted in YEARS, well now to me this feels targeted.

Follow my thoughts for a minute, how easy would have been with this already established set up to add the part where it's Magnifico who killed Asha's dad because he was promoting a different kind of magic that would undermine Magnifico's power? This would've established Magnifico as an actual villain from the start, manipulating people's perception of him with magic and the lengths he would go to keep his power and crown.

This would have impacted Asha's journey as well,instead of asking Magnifico to grant her grandfather's wish immediately (which imo is a good reason for him not to hire her, she literally asks for favoritism the moment she arrives), let her instead be perfect for the position, not clumsy and awkward but make her qualified and respectful of the king's secrecy about the wishes. And still she's still not hired. And then she starts questioning him, she's studied, she's ready and it's not enough and the king seemed to like her until she mentioned her father.

And then she talks with the people of rosa about the king, if that was unfair of him maybe , but the answer is that the king is good and kind and doesn't he grants everyone's wishes, isn't that so wonderful of him? (and maybe this can be a song) and at first it sounds like she just doesn't want to accept that she wasn't chosen but after the forth person answers the same exact thing, well then this starts to feel more like a script than an original thought. Just then she looks at all the wishes Magnifico's granted so far and they're all material, it's all about people owning bigger houses, better clothes, riches, nothing is about community, knowledge, about people becoming something(musicians, teachers, scientists, artists...) . The guy that got his wish granted last year also got it granted a few years ago too, Isn't that weird? Some people never get their wishes and this guy twice? And also his wish was so selfish? He wanted a swimming pool! How in the best kingdom, with the best king, nobody wishes nice things for others? And isn't that weird that she and her friends used to make graffitis and jokes on the guards but when Sleepy gave away his wish at 18 suddenly he doesn't make jokes about Magnifico's beard anymore? He's so respectful of the rules now.

And idk maybe Asha doesn't just wish upon a star and everything is given to her. Maybe Magnifico's source of magic is Star and she frees it and that's why Star tags along. The magic of the starts was real, her father was right! Star knew her dad, he tried to save the magical pet but he was killed instead! Now it's not just about freedom and justice she wants revenge. And this is maybe when she fucks up because she was too reckless, she got discovered. Her friends/family are watching how she's getting arrested/executed for treason and that's SO UNFAIR such a cognitive dissonance it breaks Magnifico's brainwash spell.

Now a song about revolution makes sense. But singing about revolution bc they want to be able to wish? Are you kidding me? Not only the movie established that you can have new wishes and that they make you whole again, but also girl, you all read the terms of services when giving Magnifico your wish. You give it to him and if he finds it worth it, it'll be granted. Making questions about the king choices is the opposite of living under a monarchy.

Ultimately I agree with everyone who says this movie feels empty, because it's true, it's a bunch of disney trope stitched together with easter eggs that don't makes us feel anything and that contradicts its own message. The fact that disney doesn't want to make grey characters anymore it's felt. And it mirrors the way people have started to see enjoying stories as media consumption, everything that alludes to people being flawed is an endorsement of abuse. So disney's characters have all turned is these empty shells of heroine tropes. They're always bubbly, their worst flaw is being clumsy, but the worst is that they're always right. Asha's quest to free the wishes is based only on her conviction that the king is wrong in not granting everyone's wish. It's never even hinted in the movie that the subjects of rosa lack something. It's a fairy-tale kingdom in every aspect (maybe the king is a bit egocentric but that hasn't hurt anyone so far), except that her grandpa's wish wasn't granted and so the king must be wrong. If it wasn't for Magnifico's long exposition of I don't accept criticism she wouldn't have questioned him. And even then, that's what living in a kingdom means, that you follow the king's rules. I'm sorry but singing about revolution and then ending the movie still under a monarchy is just contradictory with the whole premise.

#wish spoilers #disney wish #Wish 2023 #Wish rewrite #Asha #Magnifico #Grey characters? Not in disney anymore #Where is the flynn Ryder type? Starts selfish becomes a better person #Elsa's self discovery? Anna growing out of idealized people #Moana tries to live on land to make her parents proud! It's only when her grandma gives her the heart that she leaves #Mulan disappoints her parents and leaves to save her dad #Not every plot has to involve the fate of a kingdom. Sometimes it can just be one person #Mulan pretending to be a man is still seen as a terrible thing by the society she lives she doesn't change everyone's mind just the people #She actually interacted with. Yeah and the emperor but she literally saved his life. He'd better be forgiving

[skelinor]

assorted pokemon artworks

#pokemon #Mimikyu #dragonite #Celebi #Doduo #Pokémon art #fanart #Nintendo #gamefreak #art #digital art #procreate #oc #illustration #my art #watercolor #artists on tumblr #wow look at all the white backgrounds 😍 #I’d really love to become more comfortable painting backgrounds but like…. #draw background killed my grandma

[enden-k]

Do you think (in fantasy au) that Alhaitham is that kind of witch that learns spells just to be lazy? He learns levitation so he wouldnt have to hold a book in his hands. He learns pyrokinessis so he wouldnt have to go through the whole process of making fire. He learns old ancient lowkey forbidden spells to optimize his note taking.

he learns/learned and creates new spells mostly out of curiosity and thirst for knowledge but he also uses most to optimize his life -----

-----or bc hes lazy and its just so handy (he still takes good care of himself and his physical strength and is all fit and active n stuff bc a healthy body is a healthy mind etcetc so he ye doesnt laze around all the time and snaps his fingers to get things done ajbscjk - it does happen tho)

#reply #fantasy au #edit: apart of the fact that he speed learned to become stronger and come up w smth to help his grandma #which ultimately led to him learning forbidden language n spells #and to his exile

[snickerdoodlles]

Trick or treat!🎃🍫

since you were interested in Vegas youtube fic, a lil snip from that! :D

“I’m so glad my Pete left the last guy for you,” Grandma tells Vegas happily.

Vegas narrows in on all the wrong parts of that sentence. “Last guy?” he demands.

“Last guy?” Pete echoes, baffled. He certainly doesn’t remember introducing Grandma to any guys. There weren’t even any guys to introduce, unless he counts that one time he and Ken pretended to be a couple to get free cake when they were on Kim’s duty or all the times Porsche got flirty-drunk. What guy?

“Oh, you know,” Grandma says with an impatient wave and a raspberry, “that nice one on the phone who took you on vacation before you quit.”

Pete and Vegas carefully don’t look at each other. Macau’s eyes swivel between them, looking increasingly baffled but too scared to ask, and Pete carefully doesn’t look at him either. He looks at Grandma, who’s mashing taro without a care in the world.

“…Ah,” Pete says. It’s the best he can manage in the circumstances.

“Right. Him,” Vegas says casually, in that strange way where he can refer to his personas like they’re their own people. His eyes dart between Pete and Grandma, biting the inside of his cheek for a flashing second before another one of his masks slips into place. “You didn’t like him?”

Grandma scrunches her nose and Pete watches more filters fall over Vegas’s eyes. “He was so…nice.”

All of Vegas’s masks crack and crash as he blinks at Grandma and her derision. Grandma scoffs.

“What’s my Pete going to do with a nice boy?” Grandma tuts and pats Vegas’s cheek. “No, you’re much better. You actually have personality.”

She nods decisively and turns back to their food preparation, oblivious to Vegas’s wet-eyed look of awe. Pete feels something inside him ease as he watches Vegas try and fail to bite back a fragile smile and a lot of teary feelings before he walks over to Macau and his camera.

“Hey—!” Macau protests as Pete stops and deletes the recording. He visibly bites back his first two (likely loud) shouts and gives Pete a look of utter frustration.

Pete smiles his Young Master Smile and shuts the camera off. “We have other recordings. This one’s just for us.”

#kinnporsche #vegaspete #fic: gone fishing #hi are you all ready for the PETES GRANDMA IS THE BEST gospel! #canon did nothing with her which means i get to make her my EVERYTHING ❤️ #she and vegas should become gossip bitch kitchen besties #vegas deserves a grandma in his corner and petes grandma deserves two rich young men who want to dote on her #trick or treat special

[wingsofhcpe]

Athos, Porthos and d'Artagnan noticing that Aramis came back from Douai thinner than before, and when asked about it Aramis just keeps avoiding the question, until he finally admits that he wasn't eating because in the couple months before the reunion, provisions were running low (war, duh) and he always found ways to give his rations to the children because he couldn't bear seeing them hungry.

#Constance turns into a grandma and all but force feeds him after d'art tells her #bbc musketeers #the musketeers #aramis #porthos #athos #d'artagnan #I'm doing the screenwriters' work and writing various ways in which the four become InseparableTM again after Aramis returns #just protecrive fussy brothers!!!

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

One of my problems that comes from being unfortunately forgetful (from adhd and whatnot) is that the knowledge that I frequently forget things makes it so that I’m never sure of anything. I could remember something with perfect clarity down to the smallest detail and it doesn’t matter because I’m so used to realizing I forgot or misremembered something that most of the time I am more willing to believe that I am remembering something wrong than I am to believe that the memories in my mind are right. It really sucks and it makes it so that I feel like I have to double or triple check every little thing because what if the information got scrambled between the point it entered my eyes and ears and the point where I go to write it down.

It gets so bad at times that I’ll be talking to someone I’ve been friends with for years and I’ll still be afraid to use their name because what if I’m wrong? Wouldn’t they hate me? I should obviously know their name by now but the doubt is creeping in my mind, how could I even be their friend if I can’t even remember their name? Is anything I remember correct?

#to be clear it’s not just adhd #my grandma had Alzheimer’s and she forgot who I was #it’s my mom’s biggest fear that she will become like that too. and I feel the same way

[trailerparkdad]

"oh grandma, what a hoarder you were."

#save:moth #basically melody's grandma died and now she has to take care of her apartment etc #she just got a dish washing job in the city close by! #oh and her grandma left her cat gilbert behind #idk #what will she run intoooooo #??? who knows!! stay tuned #i imagine her grandma was a healthcare worker in her adult years and eventually retired and #become the nice cat garden lady of the block :( #ts4 #ts4 gameplay

[cupiidzbow]

guess what gay ass bitch watched the mario movie again ……. ( me )

#you already know who I watched it for do I even have to say it . #ummmmmm wtf he’s so cutie pie in the movie wtf #like wow ur an arrogant jerk. come here . kiss me……… #IDK I WAS WATCHING IT WITH MY GRANDMA AND SISTER and I was trying to sit there with a straight face #😐<- I looked like this but there was a vein coming out of my neck #had to become the mighty masker 😔 #anyways if rt gifs of the movie NO ONE SAY ANYTHING TO ME #txt #🦍🛢️🍌

[cordycepsbian]

should we tell her the truth...?

#bug fables #bug fables spoilers #bf art month #bf leif #bf muze #stuff i made tag #being named after your grandparents is obviously a normal thing in this family #since muze herself is also named after her grandma #but it's a bit weird for leif to be named after their grandparent who died exploring isn't it? #muze certainly wouldn't become an explorer if muse had died on an expedition #and based on their reaction leif didn't know about this - did she say too much? #leif is processing this new knowledge that muze knows who they are #but doesn't know *who they are* #it's a lot to take in

[fisheito]

i wonder if yakumos grandparents gave him so much soup bc it's something that can safely be swallowed whole by a small child who doesn't have the full chewing instinct...... don't have to break out the crowbar to wrench the entire chicken out of your babys mouth when you have liquefied the chicken

Gasp... brilliant... not only is soup an expedited form of warm... it is also (generally) choke free

#the lil bits and chunks floating in the broth are no issue #a blended soup? also no issue #grandma simmering soup for hours longer just to get the solid stuff to become easily hand mashable... #or learning from the one time she left the entire chicken carcass in the soup pot while serving #and unattended yakumo most certainly gorlpfed the entire carcass #luckily we didn't have to whip out the crowbar bc the carcass was boiled n soft... #but u know that fear when ur dog eats cooked poultry bones and you're all “DON'T EAT THAT!! THE BONES WILL SHATTER AND RIP UP YOUR INSIDES” #that's grandma's fears with yakumo even tho we can plainly see the boy does not chew #wonder if yakumo's throat is more snake like or human like at that age?? #bc if it's snakey then we don't gotta worry #but if he's inbetween morphs and his jaw is snake but his throat is human #trying to swallow an entire chicken ? uh........... #i hear a lot of pathetic sobbing and choking sounds in the distance #(it's a child trying to figure out what can be swallowed and what is a choking hazard) #asks #yakumo

[zzoupz]

you know I realized the reason people online often assumes I'm white is because I never draw my ethnic features anywhere whether my sonas or anything both for privacy and insecurity reasons, though that has been getting better. so here's a quick as-accurate-as-I-can self portrait

#once my beauty standard becomes less eurocentric I love myself A LOT better :3 #I have what my grandma calls a lion's nose and I used to hate it. I love it now. bless you tumblr users who posts about men with big noses #also yea I have a resting bitch face IRL

[liyazaki]

caught in the death grip of shirts you just know smell like a thrift shop & look like they belong on an octogenarian.

#& just one won’t suffice #i require both #when something is so far removed from gashion (gay fashion) it BECOMES gashion #hidden agenda #hidden agenda the series #jokezo #joongdunk #gay grandma top #mor gifs hidden agenda

[starry-beetle]

people who hate Tendou clearly cannot appreciate his greatest charm: he is the cutest big bro in the world

#tendou saying hes gonna kill every (thing here) to protect his sisters: this is the best kamen rider of the era #Jyuka Tendou #Souji Tendou #also dont get me started on how Jyuka is actually the most important character in the series because she was always making those two hang #she made them become friends and that changed the world...it changed both their worlds and changed OUR world for it! #kagami changing for the better to one up tendou and realizing he actually can protect tendou... #tendou changing for the kinder due to being around kagami...using his OWN WORDS of kindness in the last ep instead of his grandmas words #thats all jyuka baaaaby she did that #not art #Kamen Rider Kabuto