#(or were they???)

[mjshortformcjesus]

theres nothing QUITE like reading all of sbg in one day and then having the worst auditory hallucinations I've had in weeks :]]]]]]

#school bus graveyard #ashlyn sbg #auditory hallucinations #or were they??? #please help im going insane #also i saw a bunch of phantoms but that's to be expected #i have problems #ITS NOT REAL #blasting music in my ears to quiet the voices (and screams)

[camping-with-monsters]

For those of you who weren’t able to get 100% of the total solar eclipse today… I gotchu <3

#THE MOON WAS OVER THE SUN THE MOON WAS OVER THE SU #we were in the 100% area like I just casually live here lmao #april 8th eclipse #total solar eclipse #solar eclipse #2024 eclipse #April #photos #eclipse photos #eclipse #2024 solar eclipse

[gothgrr666]

IG : @emperorofmischief

#pet rats #rat #rats driving #ratmobile #not me #i wish it were me

[necromimetics]

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

#sky.txt #we were talking about how some people conceptualize nonbinary as like a 3rd gender #rather than a huge spectrum of experience #and he just hit us with that

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.

#i often wonder about how many things would be considered classic or high art had they only received the marketing #how many short films that were made for class could have been the most powerful thing you'd ever seen? if you'd seen them? #“you know the greatest films of all time were never made” etc etc #but like. these works of art ARE being made. it's just enjoyed by a smaller audience with equal impact though #i think about this one furry i used to follow on insta who had the coolest worldbuilding ever. it's been years. #thought prompted by that sketch of nimona from ten years ago that was just for a character design #posted to the creator's tumblr and now it's nominated for best animated feature film at the oscars #and by the genuine emotional reaction a fan comic made me feel. how much work had gone into it. how beautiful it was to me. #idk what to tag this but i hope whoever needs to hear it does #writing #writer #fandom #fandom culture #artist

[karnalesbian]

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

#pattern recognition has transitioned from a reliable ally into a dangerous enemy #alternatively: memes that were written by data from star trek

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)

#please… when he started decorating it with sunflower seeds #when the commentators were like: he actually tried to pour water in the moat #;_______; i love #baseball can not be a real sport #my fave moment is still mantis-chan perched on victor robles’ cap. the tandem we deserve #but this. this come close #the nhl should let opposing players in the penalty box build a snowman together #lourdes gurriel jr #arizona diamondbacks #baseball #mlb

[cafffine]

my prof just explained on the syllabus that he’s included more points in the class than we needed to pass, so we could skip up like?? 20 small assignments/quizzes/participation!! and still get a very high grade!!

the idea was that we could focus on assignments that played to our strengths - only do the participation stuff if we like to talk out loud - only do the quizzes/readings if we want to do the class remotely - only do online discussions if we like to talk and share opinions but struggle with anxiety in class ect.

and that’s cool enough but then he pulled up DnD character sheets with drawings he’d done of these hypothetical student player classes and how our various accessibility needs could be gamified to ‘max out’ different aspects of the class to get high grades and like!!!!!

hell yeah!!!! let’s treat accessibility in higher education not just as a necessity but as the fun, engaging, and creative aspect of learning that it is!!! I love this!!

EDIT: For proper credit or further questions about his system please find my professor on twitter @/kurtishanlon

#his drawings were so cute too and they had titles like ‘silent warrior’ ‘voice of the people’ ect waaaa im so #excited for this class #he also promised to wear a mask and asked us to do the same my mannnn #double shot

[trans-rights-coastalmangoes]

you know he would have been one of Those kids

inspired by this pic:

#it's me. i'm THose kids. years on ppl were still like “hey u were the guy who drew really cool dragons” #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi

[blastdamage]

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

#honestly i had never looked into them and i assumed they were just prehistoric caves or some shit

[communistchilchuck]

List of Palestinian Evacuation And Support Fundraisers

Last Update: 05/12/2024

All fundraisers have been looked into by me or vetted by others. If anyone notices issues in validity with any of the fundraisers listed please let me know. Funding updates daily!

Fadi Al-Sharif and family ($18,988/$62,500 goal)

Hayam Taha and family (€12,328/€30,000 goal)

Deyaa and family (€14,564/€20,000 goal)

Fatima Alshanti (kr17,743 SEK/kr150,000 goal)

Shahed Ghazi and family ($10,648 CAD/$94,838 goal)

Little Yusuf and family (€15,941/€85,000 goal)

Sara & Huda Hajjaj and family ($7,911/$25,000 goal)

Mohammed JH Shamia's family (kr41,568 SEK/kr250,000 goal)

Maram Ahmed and family (€3,255/€30,000 goal)

Hamza Almofty and family ($4,937/$35,000 goal)

Mahmoud Jomaa (€2,413/€10,000 goal)

Dr. Mohammed Shaga ($2,166/$20,000 goal)

Abdulrahman Alshanti and family (kr143,627 SEK/kr350,000 goal)

Besan Almabhouh's family (€7,750/€25,000 goal)

Said Tanani and brothers (€33,357/€50,000 goal)

Donia Tanani and family (€72,043/€100,000 goal)

Hussein Shamiya, his pregnant wife, and son ($12,173/$40,000 goal)

Mohammed Shamia and family ($22,896/$35,000 goal)

Amro Bakr & kids Bakir and Tala (€8,265/€15,000 goal)

Almadhoun family ($20,686/$80,000 goal)

Child Mohammed and family (€15,809/€20,000 goal)

Sana'a and family (£23,749/£70,000 goal)

Noha Ayyad and family ($29,848/$95,160 goal)

Maryam Ayyad and family ($85/$15,000 goal!!!) - Maryam is related to Noha listed above, who is managing her fundraiser.

Hamza Sameer and family ($4,785/$55,000 goal)

Hamza is related to Noha, he is her uncle’s son.

Nazmi Mwafi and family ($6,173/65,000 goal)

Ibrahim Almofty and family ($6,572/$40,000 goal)

Hamdi Hejazi and family ($20,075/$25,000 goal)

Mohammed and family ($9,131/$25,000 goal)

Heba and family (€51,132/€60,000 goal)

Mohammed Abuhasanein and family (kr8,555 SEK/kr 350,000 goal!!!)

Rawan and Yemna (kr36,051 SEK/kr319,315 goal)

Laila Auda (€6,117/€35,000 goal)

Ola Madi (€1,273/€40,000 goal)

Tawfik Satoom and family ($5,665/$45,000 goal)

Laila Abd El Bari, her husband, and unborn baby Sham (€3,314/€25,000 goal)

Abdullah Mohammed and family ($5,683/$47,000 goal)

Ruba Abushaban and family (€8,785/€50,000 goal)

Hala, her husband, and their daughter ($5,638 CAD/$50,000 goal)

Hoda and Abdul Rahman ($2,091/$18,000 goal)

Al Maghari family (£1,933/£74,000 goal)

Arwa Abudawaba and family (kr234,589/kr500,000 goal)

Hani Alhajjar’s family (€10,786/€50,000 goal)

Ouda family ($16,846 CAD/$50,000 goal)

Rawan Ahmed and family ($8,614/$40,000 goal)

Dr. Wael Eldahdouh's family (€3,652/€110,000 goal)

Abdullah Lulu and family ($2,918/$6,000 goal)

Lara, Abdalla, and family (€8,272/€50,000 goal)

Firas Salem and family (€13,319/€20,000 goal)

Amal Abu Shammala's family (€39,607/€47,000 goal)

Dr. Mohammed Alshaer and family (€3,772/€18,000 goal)

Roqaya Al-Hayek and Mohammad Jamal Al-Hayek (€12,713/€25,000 goal)

Haya and family (€3,583/€60,000 goal)

Mohammed Dahdooh and family (£35,941/£45,000 goal)

Ahmad Iyd and family (£786/£150,000 goal)

Renad and family (£662/£25,000 goal)

Mohammed Aljbour and family (€3,905/€25,000 goal)

Sarah's mother (€130/€5,000 goal)

#tried to ensure these were all fundraisers i was sure of or were vetted by others. i will update daily & add as more come in! #palestine #free palestine #gaza #mutual aid

[weaver-z]

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

#they were ready for cephalopods #cute stuff #lmao

[stemmmm]

never forgive trigger for what they cut

#m.txt #dungeon meshi #anime onlys its time to do your homework #im ASTONISSSHHHHEEEDDDD THIS SHOT WASNT THERE #WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??? THIS IS //THE// ICONIC SHOT

[cuntstable]

i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy

#she works hard and succeeds 24/7 she just has bunny animal neurosis. and shes surrounded by the toudens which is like if a small animals #closest two friends were 2 giant dogs that make it freak out 24/7 #dungeon meshi

[beaft]

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

#slightly dotty child or world's most precocious scam artist? you decide. #i asked where his parents were and apparently they were queuing for a table at the restaurant across the street #he even pointed them out to me #so don't worry this was not an unsupervised bébé #be shh now #containment breach

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now #there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??' #and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies #aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you #so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager #the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience