#(just to get out of this life he stole)

[bulkhummus]

so blessed to own a Tesla🙏 🙏

#I saw one of the Minecraft looking ass stupid Teslas at work 2 days ago #and my boss laughed at it and then told them to move it bc they were parking and getting out even though the lot is clearly #labelled as employees only #typical Tesla driver #never saw a Tesla driver that didn't drive like they owned the fucking road #I cant believe people bought that thing it looks so mf dumb #it looks like it has the structural integrity of a 6'7 basketball players knees #it looks so stiff and no aerodynamics and just????? plain ugly???? #it was my first time seeing one in person and it was so mf ugly id feel like a fucking joke driving that thing on god oh my god #so naturally when I saw this behemoth in half life 2 I was like dog look I see where Elon stole the idea from #horrible that when I told my brother I saw one he was like “they're cool right??” and I was like 'WHATS THAT BROTHAAA BROTHER EWWWW“ LIKE #cmon man...... letting me down.... disgracing our blood line.... #ugh #wasn't gonna make him feel bad for his interests but he's 32 and grown so I did Think Some Thoughts #some of which were out loud #anyways #I have to get ready for work now #half life #half life 2 #hl2

[sunshinediaz]

wip wednesday ✨

hii 🫶🏼 hoa eddie is giving me fits but i simply don't care, that bitch is going to suffer from the shenanigans he's caused one way or another, so please enjoy him being a goofy goober

He lays his chin on Buck’s shoulder, stuffs his face against Buck’s neck and breathes deep. He shuts his eyes and smiles. “Did you use my shampoo?”  “Your soap, too.”   Eddie laughs. “It smells nice on you,” he says, inhaling deeply one more time before opening his eyes and staring down at the catastrophe in the skillet. “Buck, I think you burned that piece of bacon.”  “S’fine,” Buck says, jerky and stunted, and stabs the overcooked piece of bacon a couple times before he gets enough leverage to pull it out of the grease. It’s charred and dark next to the other pieces on the paper towel. “I’ll still eat it.”  Humming, Eddie nuzzles his face across Buck’s shoulder. “Are we just having bacon?”  “There’s still some of that pudding cake leftover in the refrigerator.”  “Bacon and cake for breakfast?” Eddie pinches Buck’s side, eliciting a small giggle that has the stiffness in his shoulders dissipating. Whatever it is that’s weighing on Buck is still heavy, then, but not so big that Eddie can’t take it every once in a while. He doesn’t mind being Buck’s rock whenever he needs to. “Yum.”  “And coffee.” Buck flicks Eddie’s forehead, just hard enough it makes a funny little noise, and adds a few more pieces of bacon. “Breakfast of champions.”  Eddie wrinkles his nose and snuffles, kind of like a puppy, and tugs on a piece of Buck’s wet hair. “I’m glad you’re here, Buck,” he says, and it’s all ooey-gooey emotions in his tummy, too-sweet and sticky like honey, and, oh, that’s different. That’s very… different. “I’ve got a lot of laundry to do and you’re my favorite little helper.”  “But I’m injured,” Buck whines, pouting his fat bottom lip out.  “Are you?” Eddie smile, ear to ear. “I thought you said you were okay.”  Buck fakes a cough in Eddie’s face, tongue out and all, because he’s a brat. “See? Injured.” He shrugs. “Guess I can’t help with laundry at all.”  Eddie’s grin widens so far his cheeks chub up. “You’re so fuckin’ adorable, Buck,” he says before he can stop his heart from talking out of his mouth. And it’s fine, maybe, that he’s got shit for brains sometimes, because Buck’s face lights up in a glowing red blush that has Eddie’s heart beating a little fast in his chest. He wonders if Buck can hear the thudding; it’s loud enough and they’re so close Eddie can feel Buck’s heat. “Buck—” “Eddie—” Christopher’s alarm, fucking Crazy Train, rips through the kitchen and startles both Eddie and Buck apart. Eddie’s heart races and Buck’s face is as red as the tomatoes sitting in the windowsill and perhaps it’s a good thing they were interrupted because Eddie’s not exactly sure what he was going to say. 

i was tagged by @wildlife4life, @wikiangela, @honestlydarkprincess, @fortheloveofbuddie, @disasterbuckdiaz, @thewolvesof1998, @daffi-990, @try-set-me-on-fire, and @callaplums mwah i adore all of you

and i'm casually no pressure tagging @eddiebabygirldiaz, @eddiediaztho, @callmenewbie, @exhuastedpigeon, @jesuisici33, and everybody else who wants to partake in the tomfoolery

#context? the tomfoolery is actually tomfuckery #<- courtesy of the time my brother and i casually stole some bbq from our grandmother that was. 3 years out of date. but anyway. #ANYWAY #everyday i sprinkle lil tidbits of rural life into eddie and everyday i get a little happier about that fact #he's just a dumb bitch #what was he going to say? i don't know. he definitely wasn't going to tell buck that they're fake boyfriends that's for sure #why would he? he's got buck in his kitchen shirtless cooking #there's some stuff more important than the semantics of the war he's waging on the hoa #like buck in his kitchen smelling like him #'why is my dick hard' idk eddie maybe because you love buck? #who would've thought? #anyway! #tag games

[ottiliere]

you know I was thinking last night as I rewatched Being John Malkovich, a movie which always reminds me of dirk, about how he actually would've started out using somethingawful just due to timeline of his universe. the very first time he spent money on the internet was to unban his account

#dirk strider #karkat vantas #homestuck #he stole credit card information to do so #lucy art #self harm #sorry we haven't started the mspfas detailing dirks entire life saga with the dozens of hours we've talked about him yet including #abandoning slick to elope with his adopted son after months of antagonizing and hating him for being a spineless wimpy loser #with whom a more sincere relationship began in earnest through a polemic argument regarding being john malkovich #because up until that point he has only seen karkat in accompaniment to slick kk’s abusive father figure that dirk is also kind of dating so #he doesn’t see him being even remotely kind of a person up until this point like they actually square off over it and it’s a bonding #experience because dirk realizes karkat is very capable of getting a legitimate rise out of him in a way that is SHOCKINGLY a little fun and #enjoyable. and then with the help of karkat's inquisitve and sensitive eyes realizes he’s just retraumatizing himself and then they run away #and slick dies sonless alone bitter and angry from lung cancer he got from droog’s secondhand smoke

[hitsuyou-fukaketsu]

oohhh royal knight in training subaru and prince hokke oohhghh

#they have been in my mind can you guess #but like listen #mr akehoshi died in a war led by seiya(king) 10 years ago and now subaru is following the steps of his father #so seiya has a soft spot for him although subaru hates the monarchy for that and onlydoes that bc its the best high income job he can do to #support his mother #also hokke just despises his monarchy duties and one day he is going out of the castle by himself and subaru is like what is this idiot doin #and subaru is like 'Hey you dumbass! where are you going on your own?' and hokke is like 'dont you know who i am? learn some manners before #speaking to me!!' and subaru is like 'of course i know who you are! you are stealing my horse where the hell are you going you clown of a #prince!!!!!! #and hokke ignores him but he actually doesnt know what he is doing so subaru just runs behind him #and after a while hokke gives up and explains that he doesn't want to be a prince so he decided to escape and subaru is like ?? this guy?? #and concludes it must be a rebellious phase because he was borned with a silver spoon and just wants to create problems for himself #so he tells him that the life outside the palace is horrible and hokke should appreaciate his life more. everyone would want to be the princ #hokke thinks for a moment and concludes that no. subaru is wrong. and subaru is starting to get annoyed so he sends hokke to the palace #(but in their argument he acutally stole some jewelry of hokke so he sells those to help shinonon the poor guy selling milk and newspaper #and the next day hokke goes to him like 'you stole from me give them back' and subaru is like 'i thought you wouldnt notice. you dont need #them anyway' #and they start arguing again. #chiaki (subaru's knight trainer) sees them and later says to subaru that they seem close #and subaru is like 'no we dont!! he is a selfish jerk who only thinks of himself!' and chiaki thinks he is the only person subaru has gotten #close to #bc hokke doesn't like interacting with guards or maids or anything that has to do with the castle either #so chiaki is like me thinks #so they keep doing sbhk shenanigans and they mutually warm up to each other #at one point hokke brings jewels to subaru personally so he can sell them in the city and sometimes subaru bri #subaru brings hokke to the city in some of their getaways. normal citicens dont know he is the prince just some noble bc of his clothes and #good manners. which subaru doesnt have. #at some point hokke is impressed by subaru's knowledge and he confesses that his father used to steal books from the royal library and then #thought him and his mother and it makes hokke think that they are quite similar #mr hidaka seiya is pretty glad hokke is getting along with subaru since he appreciated mr akehoshi a lot

[kn11ves]

i just saw someone call oroc himaru morally grey ill eat us both alive he litearlly stole babies so he could commit as many experiemtsn on them as possible he probably was eating people in his dinky ass lab what do u mean morally grey i mean hes litearlly pronouns so i like him what are u on about tho

#orochimaru would poke a newborn baby with random needles he found outside to see whta would happen and then get another one and do it again #n thats so funny tho bnecause orochimaru is actually such a good parent to mitsuki its insane? #not the first one apperently though he had to mess the first one up well ok someone had to have eldest daughter trauma #but the second attempt is litearlly a pure angel of sweetness i mean he is litearlly blue hes so cute #do you think kabuto ever stares at mitsuki and wants to throw rocks at his head bc if u think about it the only other person #who orochimaru was a real parent to was kabuto he stole that kid right after brainwashing his adoptive mother and had him for YEARSSSRRSES #i love orochimaru but kabuto should have been able to peck out orochimaru's liver every morning with his fucking teeth and claws also for w #what he did tto him. idk how kabuto turned out a sliver of normal and is able to run an orphanage #he ruined his entire body for life because he was like if i just fuse my new mommys dna with mine he wont be able to leave me #like my old one did #i think if you would have left orochimaru's corpse with kabuto in a locked room he would have eaten that thing with his hands within 10 min #i love talking about orochimaru's corpse. hes litearlly fine he came back. he litearlly just came back i hate this anime #i miss kabuto i miss kabuto i love kabuto i love kabuto

[aethernightmare]

#i'll be real i've been feeling some kind of way this week and needed this reminder. #the refusal by him to go to therapy is also a conscious choice. #the refusal to at least attempt to get sober is a conscious choice. #the refusal to still pin blame on you when you're not the addict and you didn't lie or cheat in the relationship is a choice. #the refusal to improve any area of their life (job - therapy - medication - better friends - an apology to those they hurt) is a choice. #so much of what i mourn is that my partner was genuinely a different person before the substance abuse. #i don't know who this current man is but it feels like a stranger who murdered my husband and stole his body. #because the man i loved might as well be dead. i don't even see glimmers of him anymore. not towards me or other people. #there's no comparison anywhere. not even in appearance. #i can't even know if he'd go back to the way he was if he got sober - because it was impossible to get him to quit more than 3 days. #if it wasn't alcohol it was weed. if it wasn't weed it was alcohol. often blended with days of not logging off mmos. #like none of these things in a vacuum are bad but his relationship to them at the expense of everyone and everything else was. #to this day he thinks i 'left him' when -in an inebriated rage - he told me to never talk to him again. so i haven't. #when he was the one who burned our bridges - so it's also his responsibility to improve and reach back out. even just as friends. #which he said he'd do - but never has. #he may not even remember some of the awful things he said and did to me at the end because he was always getting blackout intoxicated. #but as a result he thinks i was the one gaslighting Him when his memory was full of holes. because he thinks he's above being that affected #he probably thinks i'm manipulative for wanting him to get help and do these things. #but if he actually went to therapy (and was honest) or attend AA he'd see these are the professional steps - not ones i 'randomly made up'. #idk. some days are harder than others to deal with the absence and the silence and the trauma he left behind. today is one of the hard ones #a letter to my ex

[bmpmp3]

and unfortunately i am like the equivalent of one of those true crime girlies but like, with white collar crime and corporate scandals. except instead of getting paranoid about random people minding their own business being serial killers coming for me, i just keep telling every tall skinny whiteboy friend about how much financial crime they could get away with if they put on the right posture and confidence.

#is this worse or better. is this worse or better. #they never take me up on it. the whiteboys ive collected tend to be too kind and awkward to do any of this tbh #BUT IMAGINE.....WHAT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH..... #sorry my dad once told me about a job he was contracted to do to set up some computer equipment for some college #and apparently a day or two later he was contacted because someone just walked in with confidence and stole thousands of dollars of equimen #and they wanted to know if he saw anything. he didnt cause he didnt really work there but apparently it was just some tall skinny white guy #glasses simple short hair probably a plaid button up. it was the 80s. you could do anything if you looked like that. its crazy #maybe my dad should have never told me about that because it like lit a fire in my eyes. im not gonna do any white collar crime i prommy #but lemme tell you. i think about it. all the time HJSKHKDS im too conspicuous but MAN if i was a tall skinny whiteboy............. #and okay the financial ciminal possessing my body aside - i also just get really into this stuff #its my favourite nonfiction stuff to read about. like to get serious for a sec: i wanna see companies get caught is the thing #being into this stuff tho - you will feel a lot of righteous and burning anger about how little these companies end up paying #so many huge life ruining corporate scandals have only just barely started paying out damages to victims like. maybe this year #it can feel like a start to see shit like whatever was going on with we charity or somehting get noticed #but theres always still a long way to go. still exploitation going unchecked. it keeps on happening but i wont forget

[dizzybevvie]

Listen I fully follow wkm lore but like how the FUCK did he come up with any of that

#Markiplier woke up one day and said What if i was a man tortured by himself and his sentient house. #What if you cant die in the house #What if the house lets you fast travel #What if the detective is only a cliche and nothing more; so when he is pressed on the details of the case hes been following for YEARS #hes devastated by the fact that he cant remember a thing? #What if the Damien looked like Darkiplier so that there was a sense of mistrust around him for the whole show #even as he is consistently the only one to help you? What if Damien was nice all along? What if Damien turned out to be Dark anyway? #What if The Actor deliberately made it so that Damien came across as the villain just as he wanted in “DAMIEN”? What if we fell for it? #What if Celine cared so much about her brother that she fucked you over in an attwmpt to help him? #What if she kept him in a winter pocket dimension while you reach out for the cane? #What if he didnt remember everything that happened in the house and is always tired? #What if hes constantly being told “get some sleep damien” and “its time to wake up damien” to show the duality of sharing a body? #What if at the end its all pointless because the ice breaks anyway? What if Damien “life is ours to choose” Mayor makes his first choice #to let his sister sleep while he pilots the body? #What if by the time you arrive back in the present the body Damien and Celine stole from you is looking in the mirror #and just like the ice broke in the pocket dimension; the mirror cracks and you are forever stuck behind the mirror/your device's screen? #What if the detective believes you were killed as he says in WWM? What if The colonel (now Wilford Motherloving Warfstache) #can fast travel; time travel; teleport; and fuck knows what else because he realised he was part of a story? #What if that was the reason the detective was a conglomerate of different noir detective cliches? #What if theres masks on everyone but the detective at the end and I said “what masks?” when asked abt it and you still dk what it means? #What if the gardener didnt have lightning strike after saying “murder” because he hasnt been in the house for years? #what if the house seeded things in the actors head after Celine left him saying about how nothing was his fault and it was all someone else? #What if the house did this for years untik the actor was well and truly manipulated by a force he didnt even know was there? #what if he wanted Damien to be the villain in his “story” which implies that when he figured out how to cheat death in the house- #he also figured out he was a part of a story just like Wilford and eventually Abe did? #What if no one had a happy ending what if everyone was tragic what if people were only what you wrote for them as characters? #And what if the house was my head? What if the house was a metaphor for my brain all along? #and also what if they were all gay? #wkm #who killed markiplier

[neuromantis]

i will not shoplift for you if you are not going to be normal about it. you can ask, but if i have the slightest suspicion you're gonna narc or get me caught - nah.

i can teach you how to do it tho. and my most important advice is to "not get caught"

#like lmao bitches think i'll steal for them to get them Free Shit #the first rule of shoplifting should be ''if i don't trust you - you're not going with me'' #tbh the first rule of breaking any law - leave behind the narcs #the first rule of breaking any law - if someone's gonna act sus - leave them out #the main idea is not Getting Free Shit or Opposing The Law #the main idea is doing it and not getting caught #and if we are absolutely getting caught - be ready to go down for it with me #and tbh i have had just a single person who was okay with it through my life #went to court together actually - because what HE stole for ME was enough to get a court date #putting your neck on the line for someone who wouldn't do the same for you... is just silly

[rottengurlz]

Did the full moon make everyone crazy or something this week I feel like I need to stare at a wall for an hour or 2 to heal myself

#at work we had a situation where this woman got robbed #ended up finding out she invited someone to her room and when she was in the shower he took her safe and ran #BUT #we also found out the guy who robbed her is the same guy who had tried checking in that night and said he was a housekeepers brother #to try and get a discount #but the front desk called the housekeeper and was like that’s not my brother???? #and then we found out he stole this woman’s car my housekeeper knows #and he somehow broke into one of our rooms and stayed in it for a night #my maintenance and other housekeeper checked the room someone saw him in because I’m NOT risking my life for this job #luckily he was gone #the weird thing that happened today though was this woman came in and said she had an interview #so I called my manager because she’s not coming in until later today #and she said she didn’t accept any interviews but thought maybe corporate did and just didn’t say anything #so she had me interview her #and I found out while talking to her more that she said my housekeeper #told her about the job and to come in at 12pm for an interivew #and she said rhe same housekeeper the guy had lied and said he was rhe brother too #once the interview was over I asked my housekeeper about it AND SHE DIDNT EVEN TELL RHE WOMAN ABOUT THE JOB #SHE BARELY KNOWS HER #AND ITS THE SAME WOMAN WHO WAS WITH THE MAN WHO LIED ABOUT BEING HER BROTHER #SHE WAS THERE THE NIGHT HE TRIED CHECKING IN #nothing makes sense <3

[piplupod]

one of the cashiers at the grocery store i go to is so fucking fixated on shoplifters and it drives me crazy any time i check out through him (i try to avoid him but his checkout is often the most open/empty - hm! i wonder why! - and im often on a tight schedule w the bus). he brings up shoplifters every opportunity he gets and he seems so convinced that theyre a huge problem.

BUT WHAT REALLY GETS ME ,,, is that today the customer in front of me was needing a price check on one of the items bc it should've come out to be cheaper, so he was kind of apologetic abt it and saying "ah well, yknow, six dollars is six dollars, especially with how expensive groceries are right now" and i was nodding and agreeing (trying to show that i dont mind the wait and also solidarity my guy good for u for speaking up and getting the price fixed on that) AND THE CASHIER AGREES. FULLY ACKNOWLEDGES AND BEMOANS THE FACT THAT GROCERIES ARE CRAZY RN. AND THEN GOES ON TO COMPLAIN ABOUT SHOPLIFTERS. HUH ??????

so you agree that groceries are unreasonably expensive... and that sometimes ppl can't afford them... and yet ....................

#HE MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY CMONNNN THINK ABOUT IT DUDE.... #i knew him in highschool (small town things lol) and im pretty sure he was one of those kids who thought cops were really cool. so. yknow. #not surprised. just annoyed fdjkl #i would say smth like ''oh does ur paycheque get docked if shoplifters come thru or smth?'' but i dont want to piss him off #i would like to remain civil with the cashiers here bc its the only grocery store i can get to most of the time fdsjkl #but like. i would love to find out why he hates shoplifters so much #when i worked at DQ in highschool and ppl stole dilly bars or FULL CAKES... i did not give a single shit #even though the managers and boss would get kind of angry at us (but they knew we couldnt do anything abt it really lmao) #and then we had to put locks on the customer-facing freezers which was a hassle for us #AND STILL. I NEVER FELT ANGRY AT THE SHOPLIFTERS. BECAUSE WHATEVER DUDE LIFE IS EXPENSIVE GO GET THAT ICE CREAM!!! #also i was not paid enough to care LMFAO and i know for a fact that this cashier isn't paid enough either bc my brother used to work there #I DUNNO DUDE. HONESTLY I HAVE MAD RESPECT FOR SHOPLIFTERS #i've potentially done it a few times and its fucking terrifying esp w the amount of cameras installed now fdsjkl #i dont do it now even though i need to more than ever bc i was making myself sick every time i possibly did it #i'd get home and sit in the bathroom for an hour trying to make sure i wasnt about to throw up from the stress fdsjkl #also it was stupid to do honestly (but . needed. so yknow.) bc again. i dont have any other options for accessible grocery stores really #ANYWAYS. fuck that cashier i hope he realizes what a little narc he's being and gains some class consciousness or smth idk #all for one and one for all etc etc etc we're all in this together my guy #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

[savagevillain]

WHAT KIND OF HERB ARE YOU?

dandelion

You grew up too fast and all you know is the calluses on your fists and the thousand invisible scars that you pretend don't ache. Your anger burns so bright, so hot, or maybe not at all, so deep you could never tell it was there. You are yours and you will defend that to the death after so many years of being ripped apart and denied your own agency and maybe you are still facing the bastards who stole your innocence but you will survive because that's the only thing you know how to do without breaking, the only thing you know besides protect, protect, protect, protect yourself or something those few others you claim as yours. You are a thousand sharp edges but impenetrable, a traumatized child so covered by thorny armor that you promised yourself you're grown now, you're stronger than anyone who has ever hurt you. You're safe. Nothing will ever hurt you again. You're so alone though sometimes, in a world that sees you as too much or too broken or too angry or too hurt, and you want to scream with the too-much of it, prove that you're okay, that you're self-reliant, that you are strong enough to stake your claim on your body, on your mind, on your heart, on your people, and protect it from any who dare take it away from you. You are the sea in tempest, a howling sky, a tsunami in motion, a force of nature, no matter how much you sometimes yearn to be still, to be safe, to be small. You are a dandelion, stubborn and determined to grow in the rockiest of soil, and bloom again in spring.

tagged: @unseenking &lt;3

tagging: @witchfirst , @wailshe , @hybrid-royalty , @klaeus , @malka-lisitsa, @rippeah , @unsettledspirits ( marcel ), @viikingwitch, @tricursed , @survivingpierce , @deceptivemorals , @azrahel , @dethtale ( camille ), & you <;3!

#[ headcanons ft. klaus mikaelson ] #[ dash games ] #okay so accurate!! #i saw dandelion and i was ... eh??? but !!!!! #the start about growing up and the callouses and the thousand invisible scars is about his childhood abuse because that will always always #be a major part of him but he so wishes it wasn't #his anger burning so bright and hot OR MAYBE NOT AT ALL #BURIED SO DEEP YOU COULD NEVER TELL IT WAS THERE! #ESTHER'S NECKLACE SUPPRESSING HIS WEREWOLF NATURE AND HIS ANGER AND MAKING HIM WEAK THROUGHOUT HIS WHOLE HUMAN LIFE!! #'YOU ARE YOURS AND YOU WILL DEFEND THAT TO THE DEATH'!!!!! #klaus spending a millennium searching for ways to break the curse kept his werewolf side bound!! determined to take what was taken from him #^^^^ 'after so many years of being ripped apart and denied your own agency'!!! i hc that klaus could feel the wolf inside him trapped #and desperate to get out and ripping him apart from the inside every full moon #but its also just that esther ripped a whole part of his being away from him and he never recovered and mikael's hunt ripped away his mind #making him paranoia and terrified and breeding cruelty with cruelty #and his agency was stolen from him his whole human life and again when his parents stole even his life when they forced him to turn and #again with the binding #'AND MAYBE YOU ARE STILL FACING THE BASTARDS WHO STOLE YOUR INNOCENCE BUT YOU WILL SURVIVE BECUASE THAT'S THE OLY THING YOU KNOW HOW TO DO #WITHOUT BREAKING' #just .... that ^^^^^^ #'protect yourself'!!!! cause that's what he had to learn how to do!! #THE BOLD BIT IS JUST !!!!!!!!!! #alone in a world that sees you as too much or too broken or too angry or too hurt and wanting to scream with the too much of it!!!!! #proving that he's fine exactly as he is and that he doesn't need anyone and THAT HE'S STRONG ENOUGH TO STAKE A CLAIM ON HIS BODY #KLAUS PROVING THAT HE /IS/ WORTHY AND POWERFUL AND HE CAN TAKE BACK WHAT THEY TOOK FROM HIM! #THEY MADE HIM MONSTER SO HE WILL /BE/ A MONSTER SO TERRIFYING THEY'LL FEAR HIM TOO!! #marcel saying to klaus 'you're the one who taught me that a man can't be defined by anyone but himself' #and klaus saying to ansel 'but a for the past one thousand years i have been son of mikael: paranoid vengeful and powerful enough to protec #my daughter' #^^^^^ STRONG ENOUGH TO STAKE CLAIM 'ON YOUR PEOPLE AND PROTECT IT FROM ANYONE WHO WOULD DARE TO TAKE IT FROM YOU'

[rowanthestrange]

Since Dhawan!Master knew how to play the guitar in The Master And Margarita, given the transferability of the relevant skills, he could probably play the ukulele.

#novel: i am the master #the master and margarita #yes this felt like an important enough thought #to break hibernation to post it #and i stand by that decision #pretty-boy dhawan!master #could definitely roleplay #as a protagonist in #a hollywood-masquerading-as-indie film from the 2010’s #(or zooey deschenal’s love interest) #(who turns out to be a murderer) #(but you do find yourself rooting for him over her) #(maybe he kills her 15 minutes in and takes her life over) #(despite clearly being physically nothing like her) #(and weirdly everyone seems to be accepting this) #(and now he finds hiding the murder is the least of his problems) #(initiating a comedy of errors where he actually tries to prove it) #(just to get out of this life he stole) #(but he finds he can’t) #(he’s playing the ukulele) #(unable to stop himself) #(compulsively creating quirky girl photo collages on the wall) #(with the polaroid that’s permanently strapped round his neck) #(ordering $12 complicated starbucks orders) #(he hates coffee) #(and forever viewers will argue over) #(if it’s just a funny film) #(with a freaky friday kind of thing going on) #(or a metaphor for identity and locking oneself into stereotypes) #(and that the characters were the same person the whole time)

[quietwingsinthesky]

i cant decide what would be better tbh: either 11089 volunteers to stay behind to keep watch over donna post-memory wipe but they’re still human — even if from far in the future — and get Master-fied with everyone else and have to afterwards deal with the fact that they couldn’t help at all <3 OR. something Horrible happened along their travels with the doctor that means that they don’t really count as human anymore.

#by which i mean i hold every possible version of this OC in my head at once yes but i want to know which version to think about NOW #the deciding factor here is probably whether this is the story where tentoo needs to be memory wiped too #simply because that version involves 11089 carrying a FOB watch around they can never open ever #and it would be awkward if the master just. immediately got a hold of that. very funny tho. #get role reversed idiots #(actually i guess tentoo is human technically so he wouldnt NEED a fob watch for memory wiping but. shut up. #symbolically holding your friend’s stolen life in your hands. because he stole it from himself and asked you to.) #anyway. this is because i was thinking about the ‘you think i left my best friend with no defenses?’ scene which is fantastic but. #what if the ‘defenses’ were one (1) ex-timelord grown out of a hand who doesn’t know who he is and one (1) ex-companion who just hit one of #the masters over the head with a mop #dw oc #lmao ignore me im just rambling. i think theyre a silly little guy.

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Okay crew. I have three hours to get out of my apartment and get going to my parents' house. I don't have to pack my mattress or get rid of my furniture anymore because my strong af girlfriend helped me take care of it. I just have to fit what I can into my van (not a lot) and abandon the rest. Then drive four hours. Wish me luck. I'll need it.

#when i wrote this in my head it konda sounds like a general inspiring his troops #except im both the general and the troops #oh god i have three hours to condense my life into my minivan #i took 70mg of vyvanse and i feel great. i think im gonna take 30 mg more just because i have to get rid of it #see i stole the 30mg from my brother and im about to go see him. i dont want him searching my shit and finding his own meds #its okay he only takes these meds while hes in school. and i stole them over winter break #please only take medicine that is your own. dont fuck with prescriptions that belong to other people. do as i say not as i do #holy shit im not okay #i went to my fav local coffee shop today for the last time and started tearing up while i was there #im gonna miss this place #im moving across the country to live with my sibling #and honestly i dont think its gonna be my forever home. i think this is just a much-needed adventure and change of pace #i can see myself living in this city for years and years. but im still leaving #i know i need to leave. i need to live with someone. be with family. i need to get out of my shit job. i need a new start #so itll be worth it. but i think ill probably come back here eventually. idk. but for now im leaving. i need to go #i need to go in three fucking hours

[daydreamerdrew]

Whiz Comics (1940) #47

#two important things here #first is Billy’s backstory being presented as him growing up in an orphanage #the original backstory from Whiz Comics issue 2 had him homeless after being kicked out by an abusive uncle that stole his inheritance #but the idea of him being raised in an orphanage isn’t new to here #in Mary’s first appearance in Captain Marvel Adventures issue 18 we see that she traded places with the dead baby of a wealthy woman #after their caretaker learned that Billy and Mary’s parents had died with the reasoning that at least she would get a good upbringing #while Billy would be sent to an orphanage #but the backstory that Billy was raised by an abusive uncle that kicked him out when his inheritance came in wasn’t dropped #later in Captain Marvel Adventures issue 88 there was a story that elaborated on what Billy’s life was like with his uncle #I just think this all is interesting #the second important thing is that Billy doesn’t know his birthday but says he can’t be more than 14 years old here #in the character writing guildlines for Fawcett characters from 1942 it’s said that Billy’s age shouldn’t ever be stated #so that readers can imagine him how they want #but for the purposes of the writers they imagined him as having been 12 when his stories started and about 14 by then #and so should be written with the reactions and characteristics of a 14 year old #meaning that they’d imagined that he’d aged 2 years in 2 years time #this issue was published in 1943 #and I imagine at that point they realized that didn’t want him to grow up anymore #fawcett comics #billy batson #sterling morris #my posts #comic panels