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sanest-bsd-delegate · 1 year

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Concert tickets

Headcanon: Where its you, them and the music taste. Ft Dazai, Chuuya, Tachihara and Lucy Masterlist Please look at the request rules in masterlist before requesting. Here is a lil headcanon for you (exams are shit, they decrease the writing creative power) bear with it AND THE GIF AM SORRY I CANT LMAO 😭

Dazai:

This man is 10/10 screaming the lyrics in the office.

Now he is a fan of Mitsiki too, but 'I wanna be yours' hits different.

Assuming your favorite band, he makes sure you least have a vintage case tape thingy even if it means Kunikida's bank account goes dead.

You both are broke babes,😭 cant even go to the concert.

But if you get to go into a concert, *cough* Kunikida's card *cough*, he makes sure you stay close to him

He 1000/10 gets lost in the concert, so pretty much you have to make sure his body aren't damaged. Twig like mf fr

WHY DO I IMAGINE HE MIGHT AS WELL AS CLIMB THE STAGE AND SING OUT-😭

If there are any fan meets, he makes sure you are with him cause there was this one time you beat him up just cause he didn't take you to a meetup. 💪💀 #saddazaicauseheisbroken

Dazai slays in the artist's t-shirts.

He secretly writes those artist x reader fanfiction on tumblr or smthg idk

I think he had a arctic monkey obsession phase.

It was a traumatic phase

I can feel like once you both only talked in I wanna be your lyrics, and oh boy the ADA was traumatized.

Once you refused to give him cuddles and bro really screams 505 lyrics.

He got a restraining order from the band when he sung at their concert.😭

The whole neighborhood got deaf by his singing.🤡

IMAGINE FIGHTING WITH PM AND THEN MF GOES LIKE "I go crazy 'cause here isn't where I wanna be" AND THE PM GOES WHO POSSESSED THIS MF NOW. (I need sleep)

Aww you love your boyfriend even when he is having broken bones and currently in hospital bed for going to a concert alone and getting crushed by sweaty people😭 <333

Chuuya:

"MILLANIUM KIDS THAT WANNA DIE" Bro might as well be a Dazai kinnie in music taste.

He had a Conan gray phase and still isn't over it.

Its a good thing you are his S/O.....YOU GET A FREE TICKET TO CONCERT WITH HIM.💪💀

can we appreciate this man? HE BUYS MERCHS FOR YOU <3333 WITHOUT STEALING OTHER'S MONEY UNLIKE SOME. 🤡

(well technically he steals their life so naturally the pay is for the life so he steals soul and money but he is a babygirl...he is forgiven.)

He has to use his gravity powers thingy. YOU BOTH ARE TO MUCH DEPRESSED IN THE CROWD.

"Woah, this place is just like my mind, messed up" "STFU Y/N 😭I AM TRYING TO BUY SOME MF TICKETS"

Awww he probably have you sit over his shoulder so that he can lowkey fly and you both can see the concert.

He cries if the song describes his life.🤠

Cause like one time you caught him listening to Mitski and he was crying. YKW YOU HUGGED HIM AND KISSED HIM CAUSE NO ONE LIKES A CRYING CHUUYA (maybe in bed thats different)

PLEASE I CAN IMAGINE THAT WE FORCE THIS MF

INTO

SINGING

LEVITATING

WHILE FLYING 😭

"I wish he levitates away forever, his singing makes my ear bleed" *Dazai proceeds to levitate to ADA hospital bed*

Chuuya supremacy

Tachihara:

Who knew this man got a music taste?

The same music taste as yours.

213420/10 the best music taste duo.

YOU CAUGHT THIS MAN RED HANDED LISTENING TO CPR. 🤡

His personality will be screaming Daddy Issues 😭

You still are suspicious how he got the concert tickets that too for TWO PEOPLE 💀

He will be those people who either will scream lyrics in someone's phone while they are recording or will those privileged people who get recognized by the band.

Why can I imagine him saying that the concert sucks?

YADADA YOU STILL DRAG HIM ANYWAYS.😭

*insert him doing funky dance on new rules by Dua Lipa*

Lowkey feels he listens to Spanish songs.

Imagine being along in room with this mf and he starts to sings Die for you??? While he spins you around dancing and laughing????

#blessed.

STFU. He had a Alan walker phase. No ifs and buts.🤡

Awww he brought your favorite artist's merch......WHERE IS THE HIDDEN MONEY BOY.

(Ill vibe with him on song 'this december')

EXTRA BUT HIM SINGING TELEPATH?? MY HEART CANT-😭

He brought a spotify premium for both of you <33 TAKE THAT ADS. 😭

Lucy:

She gives me girl in red vibes.

Pretty sure she is embarrassed to admit her music taste.

SHE IS THE REASON YOU LISTEN TO AMERICAN MUSIC ATM IDC.

You both will be sneaking in the concert using her ability.

LIKE FOR FREE??🎉🤠

You suggested that you should just have the door half ass open cause the crowd is just to much crowdy.🤡

She dragged you to follow her.

HELP SHE GOT CALLED ON THE STAGE TO SING WITH THE ARTIST. 10/10 she sings well.

Her music taste really is various but we love it.

She lowkey thinks you don't know she had a Justin Bieber phase, but you aren't confessing, it will hurt her ego.😭

You both watch those 2 hr concert video uploaded on Youtube (bless those uploaders)

"Y/N we can very well visit the concert venue you know?"

WAIT TILL THE COPS REALISE THAT💪💀

Awww look at you, just you both making Spotify playlist for each other.

"F-R-I-E-N-D-S" "Y/N please, you are acting worse then when you are drunk😭" "🤡 Haven't I made it obvious"

You brought her a little marshmallow keychain.

So like Atsushi accidently entered you both jamming to your favorites of all time and ummmm it left a traumatic picture in his mind that day. (Dw its just both of you jamming to much hard and the room is trashed out <3🤠

Fun fact: I was really confused on who to pick and wrote Tachihara thinking the poll cant change in 30 mins. (P.s it did and Lucy won)🤠 Fun Fact pt 2 : Requests are getting proceeded, stop spamming asking when they are finished 🤠 dw, am up for y'all love and appreciations and Ideas

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ikevampharem · 3 years

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What if a Karen came through the door in ikevamp....

-Part 2-

When Karen came out of the door after speaking with Comte she was suddenly pulled down on someone's lap. Leonardo who was sleeping by the door peeked one eye open and smiled his lazy sexy smile. Karen was now straddling him and his arms were around her hips. Sebastian came out of the door and saw them and literally screamed internally. (you know that "oh God no please stop meme? Ya like that)

....If you think Karen Slapped half -asleep- smiling Leonardo across the face then DING DING DING

You are Damn right 😤

Sue Sebastian scolding her low-key threatening her that she can't just go around and slap every other person while she is yelling back at him saying he aSsAulTed her and Comte trying to calm her down because poor baby just wants to eat his baguette in peace (someone give him a baguette 😭❤) Leonardo is just sitting there staring at all of them in extreme confusion wondering why the fuck did some random ass women slap him while he was half asleep someone tell him

Comte managed to calm her down and Leonardo walked up to Karen and introduced himself while Karen is still salty that he didn't apologize her.

...-...

Karen stood at the door of the dinner hall. She was meet with several confused and intimidating faces coughTheocough. She was literally awestruck by the size of the hall. Meanwhile Sebastian went and gathered the rest of the residents.

The people in the hall were staring at her in a weird kinda way it's because of those modern clothes

Isaac : H-Hey! I don't know who you are. but you are holding up a line behind you

*the rest of the residence standing behind her waiting for her to move her ass*

Karen : *turns her reptile eyes at Isaac and literally looks like she is saying I dare you to question me you peasant *

Isaac : *turns his gaze away * w-w-whatever.

Karen actually decided to let it go (fortunately for Isaac). She sat down next to......Arthur

Arthur : Well Hello there pretty little bird *insert flirty wink*

Let's not forget that Karen looks like a very basic modern attractive girl (imagine Mean Girls™) EXCEPT the Can-I-speak-to-your-manager haircut.

She just stares at him and looks him up and down Arthur thinks she is checking him out. Then she looks at everyone then looks at Sebastian and goes What is this cosplay shit? ¿?

Sebastian ignores her.

Vicent : Oh a new guest? Welcome ✨✨

Karen : *actually smiles for the first time cause he seems nice*

Comte : You people should introduce each other.

Karen : Hi I'm Karen.

Vincent : Oh my bad! I'm Vincent Van Gogh and *pointing at Theo* this is my brother Theodorus Van Gogh.

Isaac : I'm Isaac Newton. A physicist.

Theo :Hi.

Mozart : *sighs* I'm Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. I'm a composer.

Arthur :*grinning* I'm Arthur Conan Doyle. I'm a mystery writer

Theo : What is this Hondje doing here?

Karen : Excuse me? What did you just call me?

Theo : Hondje (boy don't you-) *shoves a syrup covered pancake

Arthur :*mischievous grin*He called you a dog .

Theo mutters snitch under his breath

Karen : ....You called me a why?

*Sebastian in the background shaking his head left and right vigorously cuz he can see the future *

Vincent sensing her anger : Theo ! I told you before you should be kind to girls!!

Theo disapprovingly :*ok sorry broer "

Vincent : Don't say sorry to me, say it to her.

Theo : ugh I'm sorry Hondje.

Karen : okay-WAIT WHAT.

Napoleon rubbing his temples : Oh boy

Karen : HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A DOG ?!

Theo : well ....cuz you look like one?

Karen : WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ?! DID NO ONE THOUGHT YOU ANY MANNERS-

Arthur & Napoleon : "sounds of choking whale laugh*

Mozart: Hey

Karen : AND WHY THE HECK ARE YOU EATING THAT-

Mozart : Hey

Karen : SYRUP COVERED -ACTUALLY IT'S PANCAKES ON SYRUP

Mozart : HEY

Karen : YOU KNOW WHAT ? YOU ARE NOT EATING THAT BECAUSE YOU ACT LIKE A LIL BITCH.

Mozart :HEYYYYYYYY

Karen *finally looking at Mozart* :WHAT?

Mozart : Shut yo flat ass up

Karen staring at him for twenty seconds with a red hot shocked angry face while he is eating like he didn't just insulted her.

Sebastian *placing a plate of food in front of Karen* : Dinner is served.

Karen starts eating because she needs that energy to start a fight.

Isaac to Leonardo & Napoleon : Who is this women?!

Leonardo : Dunno but she slapped me for no reason.

Napoleon : She came through that door

Leo : From the future? Didn't Sebas say people from the future are much more kind and open minded?

Sebastian *walking by* : They are. But I was talking about normal not....this.

Isaac : Oh well looks like I just need to avoid her.

Karen : Didn't I just told you not to eat that ...abomination ??

Theo : You can't tell me what to do

Karen : :You can't eat that diabetic-

Theo : Watch me *shoves a syrup covered pancake piece in*

Karen :GROSS THROW IT AWAY

Karen tries to take the plate away from Theo.

Tries

Well now it's full blown tug of war where Theo is pulling his pancakes and trying to eat at the same time cuz he suspected that Karen might throw his plate and Karen trying to pull the plate away from him.

Dazai *making an entry through the window * : Sorry Comte! For being so late for the banquet -

Dazai is now staring at the circus in front of him.

Theo and a random angry woman pulling a plate of sickly sweet pancakes away from the other.

Isaac, Vincent, Arthur, Leonardo are trying to separate them.

Napoleon is using his food as pop corn and laughing at the scene unfolding before him as if he is watching TV.

Mozart eating his dinner with an angry face cuz he can't compose in his head.

Sebastian vigorously writing something down in a book while hiding in a corner.

And Comte is just staring far away in the distance probably regretting all his life choices that led to this day. And no he didn't got to eat his baguette

Dazai : Damn .

Everyone stops and stares at Dazai.

Karen : Who the duck are you now? Is this mansion full of degenerate males?!

Isaac : God help us

-*-

William who has been staring inside the mansion through the window this whole time.

Will : Thank God I hath moved out the best day possible. But can the new lady beest a valorous player? Only time will tell....

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