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torishasupremacy · 3 years

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cobra kai season 3 spoilers!!

so I finished watching cobra kai season 3 and as I went I wrote down some thoughts so here they are! under the cut because it got pretty long

Episodes 1-4

soccer fight was hilarious but why did only the miyagi kids got in trouble

nooo why’d hawk beat up the little kid “he kicked the shit out of me” was such a funny line tho

i would die for kumiko she’s so fucking pretty in those flashbacks especially

danny and johnny had major couple energy when looking for robby holy shit

love whatever’s going on w louie and anouche

mr miyagi is so short??

glad the hate toward sam is getting addressed i feel bad for her

ok didn’t expect miguel to hate johnny like that damn i think ppl are blaming him too much when he says “show mercy” he’s not expecting his son to paralyze miguel??

kreese backstory what what??

omg I feel bad for tory she’s def got anger issues but she’s in such a rough situation as much as I hate him I’m glad kreese was able to get that perv off her back

also sam moon and tory are so pretty, moon was ROCKING that car wash look

so I guess piper doesn’t exist huh

demetri and hawk as enemies is entertaining but I wish they were friends

what is that guy who keeps bullying robbys deal it’d be crazy if kreese paid him to mess w him to drive him to kreese

danny intimidating robbys old friends and then johnny beating them up was hysterical

so they can’t find a place for aisha in the story but they can for yasmeen??? excuse me?? everyone check ‘aisha leaving the school and moving away’ off their season three bingo cards

the mr miyagi letter was so sweet my heart

i wanna go to japaaaaaaaan (i was gonna go last summer but covid)

im glad johnny and danny are trying really hard to be there for robby even if it’s not working out thank god danny apologized but when robby said he couldn’t change I was like noooooooo my boy

the middle finger on the contract amanda larusso is a damn legend can’t wait for her to slap kreese

i don’t give a fuck about tom cole fuck off

i heard a rumor that there would be more queer rep in this season so where the fuck is it bring piper back

“it feels good to talk about it” sir please go to therapy

demetri is being a little shit but hawk is being an asshole so I guess it cancels out

aww man that scene with bert and the hamster.. hawks face during that was so funny tho he really said :o

YESS SAM GO LEAD MIYAGI DO

if they create a love triangle between kumiko danny and amanda I’m gonna have some issues

aww I’m glad that shannon is trying to be there for robby even in rehab

there’s no way that octopus card actually exists right

bro the difference between johnny and danny w the bullying and everything was shown so well when johnny was beating up that guy and danny was like no!!

“i heard you were the real bully” sir shut the fuck up who fucking cares it was 30 years ago and also you’re wrong

Episodes 5-6

everything ab chozen was so good. the mutual respect, karate cousins, forgiveness, tHE HONK

the good coming back to danny was so well written my family was tearing up

they fucking broke demetris arm holy shit hawk

tory and miguel’s relationship ended pretty lamely

wish hawk had fought kyler but it was actually kinda cool for kyler to be like oh shit this guy is scary

COBRA KAI = TANG SOO DO i literally yelped and pointed at the screen when that was revealed bECAUSE THATS THE STYLE I TRAIN IN HOLY SHIT

kreeses war backstory is actually really interesting. terry silver cameo! if we’ve got johnny obviously in s1 and then karate rival number two chozen in the third season we gotta get silver in there at some point right? anyways I kinda like young kreese except I fear being in any kind of military situation so it’s kinda hard to watch

an edit after watching the finale: i fucking called that

so did kreese kill armands nephew or uhhhhhh

anouche jumping into larry’s arms god that was incredible

everyone acted like that snake was a bomb just get a long stick or step on it but actually don’t do that I like snakes

i feel so bad for sam she’s really struggling with panic attacks and stuff I feel like danny is gonna train her in pressure point stuff so she can wreck cobra Kai

miguel at the concert!! miguel standing up bc he got mad at johnny!! Let him be happy again please

robby and the bully guy gaining respect for one another yes

robby blowing off kreese was fantastic loved that

please someone check on my boy demetri he was in so much pain :(

did hawk always have a grim reaper tattoo?? where is his mother?? ... I want a mohawk so bad you guys have no idea

“did you date me to get back at some” girl he was literally creating a “let’s get back together” video for her when you asked him out im sorry but you should’ve know he wasn’t over his ex going into the relationship. he still shouldn’t have kissed sam while dating tory but didn’t tory know she was the rebound??

i like the balance theyre using w sam’s character, she’s not a doormat and wants to fight back but she still has trauma surrounding tory

Episodes 7-8

surprised tory and robby didn’t fight (because thats something i was hoping for) but the way they set it up made sense. really hoping they don’t become a couple I don’t see the chemistry and the last thing we need is another love triangle

the adults were a mess at that meeting thank god miguel and sam jumped in and made excellent points ab bullying and how their voices mattered most

noooo poor robby seems to walk in at the worst of times

I’m glad danny and johnny are trying to be there for robby but it’s no wonder he doesn’t want anything to do with them

when is danny gonna teach sam those immobilizing moves huh??

glad that they took sam’s mental health really seriously but im surprised that danny was never like hey you seem pretty traumatized let’s get you a therapist

god that scene w tory drowning sam was so startling thank god it was a dream

there was so much sexual tension between danny and johnny before robby came out of juvie my brother yelled NOW KISS (in front of our parents) I think he ships them

why did amanda go and hand that random guy lemonade he takes one sip hands it back to her and leave that was such a weird way to get her in the scene

robby joining cobra kai hooooo boy I think hawk is gonna have a lot to say about that

also yasmin and demetri is such a weird pair but they’re pretty entertaining

bring moon piper and Aisha back please

eagle fang is such a bad name johnny better get cobra kai back soon

so is the rumor that 3 ppl are gonna die in this season true or

i honestly didn’t want sam and miguel to get back together but now that it’s happening it’s pretty cute

miguel got over his injuries pretty quickly which is good for the story but I still feel like cobra kai is ignoring the realities of disabilities again

hawk is such an asshole I can’t wait for his redemption arc

im sooooo ready for the arc with kreese to be resolved but he does such a good job of being a villain. the close up smirk when robby entered the dojo literally had everyone in my family screaming

johnny and carmen really went for it huh... that was painful to watch

my dad and i are debating ab whether the final all valley fight will be sam v tory or sam v robby, he thinks sam v robby but im really hoping for sam v tory

honestly I’m surprised miguel wasn’t mad at robby for paralyzing him but I guess they didn’t have much time to talk ab that. miguel was kinda kissing robbys gf so I guess it balances out?? as in its dysfunctional on both sides

yasmin writing on demetris cast was fucking hilarious amazing save not sure why he had to be on the floor for that scene

robby trying to fight miguel like he wasn’t on probation and had already landed the guy in the damn hospital

johnny training kids in the park is amazing that’s where I train w my karate class since we can’t be inside

i still don’t know which one is chris and which one is mitch

can hawks posse please get some names and exposition I’m tired of them being nothing but props for the story

i thought there was gonna be more queer rep this season but guess not

robbys whole predicament is making me saaaaaaad

also I want more tory backstory let us see her brother and mom!!

you know that guy that kept beating up robby in juvie? what the fuck was his deal

yknow things might’ve gone a lot better if johnny and danny took sam with them to pick up robby seriously did they just let him walk home?? where is he staying??

“how long does facebook take to deliver messages” johnny ur killing me here

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smfstump · 5 years

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hey!! i hope you’re feeling better!! if you are, do you wanna share your fav tech theatre memory?

I am, thank you for checking!

I have so many oh my GOODNESS

there was this one moment last year, during mary poppins, where a prop was missing a few scenes before it was going to go on.

some context:

it was the flower bouquet that goes into the painting that bert removes to give to mary

there were upwards of 200 props that I was in charge of

I had a crew of four people, including myself, but two of them sat on their asses the entire show and watched me and the other kid sprint around for upwards of 2 hours a night

the cast had about 60 people and the crew had maybe 20(?) but there was also adults backstage helping us, so there were A Lot of people

ANYWAYS our bert, a literal school legend (he only graduated last year and we all want him back sO BAD) who makes me swoon whenever he sings, comes up to me about 2 scenes before his scene like “,,,,uh where is the bouquet” and i’m like

“you mean it isn’t in the painting?”

“nope, and I checked SL already”

“what the—“ *exasperated sigh and panic* “go wait for your cue I’ll do a sweep”

he walked off calmly and I started my panic-sprint around backstage

my tech shoes have very little traction, and this was right at a huge scene change, so I was literally sliding into people in my effort to sweep everywhere for this damn prop

im running behind the drop with my gaff tape (tied to my belt loop by bungee) banging against my leg and my flashlight (also tied to beltloop) frantically sweeping anywhere it could be

mr banks comes up to me and is like “,,,, what are you looking for” so I tell him and he’s kinda jogging with me and he’s like “oh it’s in the guy’s—“

I shove him out of the way, yell a quick ‘thank you’ over my shoulder and sprint-slip down the hall to the music rehearsal room which serves as our men’s dressing room

keep in mind, there’s a rule in place if you’re not a guy and you have to go into the men’s dressing room.

you knock 3 times, say “i’m coming in,” wait 3 seconds, then enter if there are no protests

I had no time for that shit. bert was about 30 seconds from going on and I was going to get that motherfucking bouquet to him if I had to run it onstage my fucking self mid-scene.

so I did what any logical person would do and I barged into the dressing room with no warning.

I was not prepared for what I saw.

about 6 boys were in a small circle, all in boxers and their dress shirts for the show, playing minecraft.

3 boys were taking selfies with the bouquet.

I sprint over there, steal the bouquet with death threats, curses, and promises to yell at them for touching props that weren’t theirs during intermission.

I snag that bouquet, I am BODYCHECKING people out of my way to get to stage left, i’m maneuvering around set pieces and makeup tables, and I get the prop to bert about 3 seconds before his entrance

he looks very surprised when I, an exhausted techie who fucking hates to run, shove the bouquet into his hands right before he goes on

he places it in the frame, and did the scene without a hitch

after he exits, he sees me rushing to hand out props for the next big scene and profusely thanks me (which was nice bc props is a pretty thankless job in my experience)

(I nearly died he’s so fucking attractive and he’s really sweet and talented)

that’s one of many favorites!

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the-marty-mcfly-timeline · 6 years

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Gay Scale of Pop Punk™️

Palaye Royale: 1. On the scale, probably not super gay but definitely thinks about shirtless Brad Pitt a fucking lot, but like doesn’t everyone? Right? Probably says “I’m not gay, but if I was...”. Like a straight person could create that aesthetic out of pirates, red and My Chemical Romance. Takes Queer Eye advice to heart. Could be a 5 if they admitted they’re not straight.

Panic! At the Disco: 2. Not as gay as they claim. They used to be super gay. Basically Ryan was the gayest one and everyone else just went with it. Probably loves Fight Club, but not because of Brad Pitt. It gave them a gun kink which they hide by dressing like circus freaks. Chuck Palahniuk is their gay culture. Has been through every type of phase. Loves the 70’s and just wants a chill weed hippie vibe but needs to stay relevant. Watched Rocky Horror once. Now they're just sad and alone and trying not to OD. Partying and cheap suits.

Arctic Monkeys: 3. Not really gay but somewhat bicurious. Edgy but now he looks like the old dude from Glow. Seriously considered the 70’s weed dealer look for like a week. Makes shit up for views. Dances like a dad. Clock Work Orange gays, it gave Alex Turner a crime kink which he hides through alternating leather, denim and suits

All Time Low: 3.5. Not inherently gay but also the weird place where bisexuality and Bi-curiosity start to be the same. Supports the hell out of lesbians. “Hold my beer while I jump off the roof” culture. Hurt deeply and drowning but in a chill way. Still calls things “Gucci”, doesn’t know what the “Gucci gang” is but still uses it even though Urban Dictionary didn’t tell them. #Squad

Weezer: 4. Bi culture. Sad weed smoking and being awkward. Whoops my girlfriends a lesbian. The end part of Undone when they're both singing two different parts of a song that has no definable pronouns. Also, rarely any pronouns in their songs. Thank God For Girls is solidarity

Metro Station: 4.5. She Likes Girls is so good and they're true allies. Shake It goes super hard y'all are just cowards

The 1975: 5. Doesn't define their sexuality but very clearly loves girls. "One Direction paved the way for the Beatles". Their goal in life is Harry Styles. Palaye could very clearly beat them out if they just admitted Dr. Frank N Furter turned them on

Black Kids: 6. Im Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You was so much solidarity between her and her brother. Seriously. It was in Jennifer’s Body too. Plus it was 80's synth pop

Cobra Starship, The Academy Is... and Gym Class Heroes: 7. Yeah like a fuckin straight person wrote Snakes On A Plane. Hot Mess is gay culture and so is One Day Robots Will Cry,, Gabe Saporta is doing so good now,, baby boy and evil. Travie McCoy is such a good guy I fucking trust him so much he can do anything. William Beckett? Y'all even heard His Guy Friday, plus that song he did with Ryan Ross? Him as a person tho? Most non-triumphant, he can’t sit with us

Fall Out Boy: 8. Definitely gay. Has admitted they’re bi, but still very attached to one romance for 10 years. Parties but sad parties you reminisce about for a long time. Probably would not be wearing a shirt or pants if those were not required to enter Pizza Hut. Ate weed and eyeliner one time. Pretends to be a cool chic edgy person, but in reality still a gremlin.

Paramore: 9. Sad, misses the 80's back when they weren't alive. Sad lesbian and sad queer friends culture. Misery Business is a boyfriend stealing anthem for everyone. Just wants things to be okay. Bubble gum, neon punk culture at its core. Futch culture for guys, gals and nb pals. Never had a solid hair color for more than 10 minutes. A mess but a cool funky superb one. If Tan France would wear it then it’s good enough for them.

My Chemical Romance: 10. Red eye shadow is for the gays. There is no way a straight person has those kinks, that aesthetic and fucking wrote those albums. Gerard Way probably went down on Bert McCracken and hates his dad. The Used is also in this category, but that’s more of a horny sad gay, rather than a muderous one

Green Day: 11. Y'all I shouldn't even have to explain. Green Day is gay as hell just like everything else Billie Joe Armstrong does. Also, piss kinks. Billie is a dumb butch and his wife is such a fucking goddess. Dookie is bi culture. Has 40 different versions of something but only uses the same one.

The Killers: 12. Transcends the scale, but keeps it on the down low. Has had so many failed straight relationships even tho they know they’re gay, they just can’t let go of the past. It’s laughable to think Andy You’re A Star, Bones, Mr. Brightside, Somebody Told Me and Where the White Boys Dance are heterosexual in anyway. Falls in love with the worst people. Makes bad decisions about who they fall for and fully accepts it. Had one dramatic thing going that ended in prison and won’t admit that they haven’t loved since. Is so tired, and just wants to stop running but can’t commit to anything. Knows how every past relationship failed and exactly how they could fix it but that’s not happening ever. The American Dream ruined them too, but in a different way where they’ve always been disappointed and hollow.

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turtle-steverogers · 5 years

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In the SPOTlight

this is for my main bitch, @labert-dasilver ‘s, birthday. thank u for being my partner in crime, the other half to my chaotic duo, the al to my race, the angst filter to my wild 3 am ideas. i truly don’t know where id be without u. happy birthday, queen!!! i love you

oof ima note that i’m basing the workings of this off my own theatre director and cue to cue and shit yeah #theatre life

warnings: none

ship: sprace

editing: nopee

“Alright, we’re running Step in Time! Full tech,” Medda Larkin, Manhattan High’s theatre director called through her megaphone from the top of the house, “Why isn’t Antonio on stage, and Sean!”

Spot Conlon peeked his head out of the booth, “Yes, Miss Medda?”

“Why are the house lights still up?”

“Sorry! Sorry,” The house lights lowered gradually, until only the lights on stage and cyc lights were up.

“Thank you!” Spot shot a thumbs up out of the booth and turned back to the lighting board. At that moment, Racetrack Higgins ran on stage, looking entirely frazzled with his button down shirt untucked and suspenders half on. He had a broom tucked under his chin and he was struggling to straighten out his costume.

“Antonio, where were you? We can’t start Step in Time without our Bert,” Medda reprimanded, her voice coming out tingy through the megaphone.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” Race called, sheepishly, snapping his suspenders up and propping the broom over his shoulder, “I misplaced my old broom so Whiz had to find me another.”

“God bless Whiz,” Medda sighed, “What would we do without her?”

“Crash and burn, probably,” Finch called from one of the spots.

“Anyway, we all ready?” Medda called, drumming her fingers haughtily. Race and Katherine, their production’s Mary, called confirmations and the music started up. Race began to sing, his voice filling the theatre, but as soon as he started, Medda called for him to stop. The music cut out abruptly and Race and Katherine blinked at each other in confusion.

“There’s supposed to be a spot on Race,” Medda said, “Who else is on spot besides Finch?”

Spot grumbled to himself, sticking his head out of the booth to peer at the other spot booth. It was empty. Figures.

“Uh, looks like Romeo isn’t doing what he’s supposed to,” Spot called back, “Where is he?”

“I don’t know,” Medda answered, growing impatient, “But we don’t have time for this. Get someone else to do it!”

Spot let out a frustrated sigh and ran a hand through his short hair, “Uhhh, fuck, uh Jack?” He turned to his crewhead that had previously been scrolling through his phone on the mildewy futon that they kept in the booth. They really had to replace that thing.

“Yeah?” Jack said, looking up and abandoning his phone beside him.

“Could you take over the lightboard? I gotta go run Romeo’s spot.”

Jack shrugged and wordlessly plopped himself at the station.

“Thanks, man,” Spot said, already jogging down to Romeo’s vacant position.

“Is everything handled?” Medda asked.

“Yep!” Spot shouted.

“Lovely,” Medda placed her megaphone down, “Start at the top!”

Race and Katherine scrambled back over to stage left, Les and Smalls, who were playing Jane and Michael, on their heels.

The song restarted, this time with both of the spots, and everything went smoothly until, “Sean Conlon, why is the spot still on Antonio! It’s supposed to be on Katherine, you know, the one actually dancing right now!”

“Sorry, sorry!” Spot called, blushing.

“Back to the top!”

Race and Katherine exchanged exasperated glances as they slumped back over to their starting position. They made it through almost the entirety of the song when, “Sean Conlon, for the last time, get the spot off of Mr. Higgins and on Ms. Plumber!”

Race smirked in the direction of the spot that had been following him almost feverishly for the past two minutes, “Hey, Spottie, for someone literally named after his craft, you’re pretty distractible. I mean, I understand that these pants really make my ass pop, but you still gotta do your job correctly.” Spot felt his face heat up as he watched Katherine smack Race’s arm.

“Nah, just highlighting your ugliness,” Spot retorted, trying to keep the embarrassment out of his voice.

“You’re really bad at comebacks,” Race called smugly, “‘Specially when you’re flustered. I can’t see you, but I can practically feel your blush.”

“Screw you, Higgins!”

“You wish, Conlon!”

“Alright you two,” Medda interrupted, waving her hands to stop the boys’ bickering, “Keep the flirting to your own time. We need to finish this scene.”

This time, Race blushed as well, but they set up for the beginning of the song nonetheless. No mistakes were made this time, no doubt a result of Spot attempting to avoid further ridicule. The actors hit their final pose and Spot slowly brought down the spotlight, then jogged back to the booth to bring up the house lights.

“Thank you for finally pulling that together, guys,” Medda addressed the cast and crew, “Take, say, fifteen minutes to break and then we’ll plug through the rest of the show with tech.”

Spot let out a breath of relief as everyone dispersed. Cue to cue days were always long and breaks were far and few in between, so it was nice when they were finally granted one. He grabbed his water bottle and exited the booth to refill it. When he got out, he found Race standing by the water fountain, eating an apple.

Butterflies bubbled in Spot’s stomach upon the sight of his long time crush up close, but he ignored them and feigned confidence, “Aye, Higgins, no eating in costume.”

Race looked up in surprise, hastily moving to hide the apple, but stopping when he realized who Spot was, “Whatever,” Race said, biting into his apple.

“That’s no way to treat your resident lighting designer,” Spot said, bending over to fill up his bottle, “Ya know, actors should really learn to respect us techies more.”

Race quirked an eyebrow, “And techies should learn to follow the correct actor when working the spotlight. I mean, c’mon, Spottie, am I really that irresistible?”

Spot straightened up, a new sort of challenging intensity in his eyes, “Yeah, actually, you are.”

Race’s eyes widened and he reached forward, pulling Spot in by the front of the shirt. Before their lips could connect, one of the assistant stage managers, Elmer, peeked his head through the stage door, “Five minutes.”

Spot and Race didn’t break eye contact as they answered, “Thank you five!”

There was a moment of tension where neither boy moved, then Spot leaned in and kissed Race. The taller boy melted into the kiss, releasing his grip on Spot’s shirt in order to hold his hips. Their lips fit together soundly, and Spot could feel the butterflies spark up again as warmth spread throughout his body. They broke apart after what could have been hours, both of them smiling serenely.

“Hey,” Race murmured, “I think I’m a spotlight and you’re on lighting crew ‘cause you turn me on.”

Spot furrowed his eyebrows for a moment, taken aback, “Was that a lighting pick-up line?”

Race nodded, “Sure was.”

Spot threw his head back in laughter, Race joining him a moment later, “Real classy, Higgins.”

“Ah suck it, Conlon.”

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geo-theatre-diary-blog · 5 years

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Mary Poppins Diary 2018

well hello There, I had diary of the show last year, so I'm making one this year, or at least I'm starting it, I won't continue it until we get into the opera house on Thursday, so in 4 days, also I don't have much down time in the show, so idk if it'll be longer or not, and similar to last time there's a hurricane a-comin, hurricane Florence is apparently going to hit North Carolina hard, it won't be as close to us as irma, but we will probably get some bad weather, oh also, do you remember noah from the last show, he is playing Bert in this show. Welp that is enough introduction so... se ya Thursday!

Surprise I'm back, they are reworking step in time... a week and a half before the show..... UUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!

In other news, there is a big group chat (like last time) and it's a bit bigger now, there is: holden, caraline, Lillian, savanna, cadence, noah, lolly, kane, Damaris, Bethany, mary grace, Clara grace, Brenley, kasha*, Lydia*, Cassie*, hope*, caleb* and Zoë* (* means they are new)

ALSO we have 2 sets of Janes and Michaels. So that's a little bit of an introduction, so ye, NOW I WILL SEE YOU AT THE OPERA HOUSE.

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Hi, it's the next day, I've decided that Imma still update it a little before we get to the opera house. Hurricane Florence is now a category 4, and South Carolina has evacuated its coast, o boi. Also we aren't moving into the opera house on Thursday like I thought, we move in on Saturday.

Im at rehearsal right now, they are about to start practically perfect. Clara grace isn't here so margo is having to say her lines from the audience. Mortimer and I had a long conversation about video games; his favorite is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, mine is Super Paper Mario. Winston and Holly are playing Jane and Michael Oh shoot, gotta be on stage, I'll be back.

Im back, hi. The bank scene is next and i have to be in that, they are doing spoonful of sugar now, holden is KILLING it as Robertson Ay so that's good, aight gotta go

Im back again, it's feed the birds right now, and I think I'm going to finish with the diary for today. So see ya tomorrow.

Hi actually another thing happened, someone is filling in for Clara Grace, she is doing ok surprisingly (considering she hasn't done this for 2 months like CG, and that she is a fair bit younger, so I am pleasantly surprised) ok NOW im gonna end it here, today was a lot.

WELL IM BACK AGAIN, Carrie Elaine FRICCIN ROCKED IT AS MISS ANDREW.

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Hi, I'm back at rehearsal, we are about to run the show. The talking is way worse than normal, and I'm not feeling well; so rip today. The new Nintendo direct is hopefully coming out on Thursday, last week a huge earthquake hit Japan so they had to cancel it, which was the best thing to do in that situation. Either way, they are doing jolly Holiday, so ye.

I just did the scene where I yell at the kids, the anger in it skyrocketed, and the book slamming perfectly only multiplied that anger, which sounds bad, but it was actually really good; I actually think I scared Everyone on stage

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Hiya, it's Wednesday now, not much has happened today, there wasn't a rehearsal today, so tomorrow is our last day before we get to the opera house

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Today is the last day before we move into the opera house, they are doing a flying rehearsal tomorrow but I don't fly so I want be able to tell how that will go, there is normal rehearsal tonight, we have 5 days until media night and 6 days until the show, so hell week (tech week) has officially started

Im at rehearsal now, the fly guy, Marquee, is here and all of the props and set have been moved to opera house. I'm STRUGGLING without my umbrella. Oh also the Nintendo direct came out today and Isabelle from animal crossing is in smash bros so I'm HYPED. They are about to do jolly holiday. We haven't been able to condense the show into an hour and 15 minutes yet, and that is our max time for the school shows, so that is extremely stressful. Amelia is being adorable as ever, god I love her, we haven't gone on another date in a few weeks so we need to do that after the show is over

Marquee seems impressed so far, we are at supercalifragilisticexpialidocious now, the show is going well so far

I just did the yelling scene, Marquee is taking notes, that's both good and stressful.

Mrs Andrew is singing her song now, Marquee was really impressed with the last note, we are about to start fly a kite, trisha is doing better as Jane, ok I gotta go on stage soon

Ok, rehearsal is over and the next is gonna be in the opera house, I got sauce containers for my accio sauce; I will be eating in my dressing room a lot and ranch gets everywhere so Imma just bring the accio (also noah may want to try some). Hurricane Florence is hitting land now, North Carolina has declared a state of emergency, I hope Abbie doesn't get too bad of weather.

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Well hi, so today was stressful. Imma get all the good stuff out of the way first, so, amelia and I went on a date today so that was good. And that's all the good stuff done, NOW THE STRESSFUL STUFF.

༼strong language is used here༽

Today was a cluster fuck. The new staff at the opera house has no clue what they are doing and can't think ahead far enough for anything to get done. So for starters the stage left stairwell is being remodeled, and the ensemble dressing rooms are under the stage, that means that anyone who is in show that enters from stage left has to walk behind the god damn psych. And in the event of a fire, they won't have an easy exit, because the pit doors are usually locked during shows, and the stage right staircase is a spiral. And what is the opera house doing about this? Jack fucking shit. Also the school shows are being fucked up too, some idiot thought it would be a fucking brilliant idea to have the school buses park 2 blocks north of the actual opera house on an unpaved road. That means that 1000 elementary school children will be walking in a line to and from the buses for 30 minutes before and after the show FOR 2 BLOCKS DOWNTOWN, and we don't even know if the weather will be good or not, if it rains then to fucking bad, those kids have to walk in the rain. Because why not, it's not like there is a HUGE parking lot for the civic center across the street that has been more than welcome to hold the busses OH FUCKING WAIT THERE IS. The fire Chief almost had to cancel the show because the opera house crew can't actually finish the INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT FIXES before the show. NOT TO MENTION THE HANDICAPPED ENTRANCE IS ACTUALLY BLOCKED OFF BY THE CONSTRUCTION. AND NO ONE THOUGH THIS WAS POSSIBLY A BAD IDEA. The city isn't doing anything about it either, what can they do, none of the new opera house staff will respond to their calls. And I get that they are busy but the previous staff had all the work done for them, they've just been sitting there with their thumbs up there asses for A MONTH finishing none of the work and only making their jobs HARDER. I just don't understand how a group of adults can fuck up so badly to endanger the lives of not only all of the 88 kids in the cast, but the 1000 that are going to just be walking the streets during school shows and not have one person, just one person, say "hey what if instead... we didn't" also the renovation to the stage left stairwell is purely to make a new room, there are no structural readjustments or improvements being made.

༼ok im done yelling and cussing now༽

So yeah, today sucked, I have my first rehearsal in the opera house in over a year tomorrow, so YEET

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So today is my first rehearsal in the opera house, im getting ready to leave soon.

Cherry tree lane just ended, we are now working with flight so that is fun, we are having to re block some scenes to work around it. Holden actually hit his head on the desk this time so that ain't good they are working a scene change right now. The curse of the opera house, everything that seems to be going well suddenly isn't and has to be changed. They are about to start jolly holiday, I gotta get to stage left now

Ok so it's spoonful of sugar right now and the moving around is stressful,

ok so they are doing feed the birds and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious now, next is intermission, this show is extremely stressful, and having no stage left is... oh boy. We haven't even gotten to intermission yet and we've been rehearsal for an hour and a half

rehearsal is almost over, they are working on the flying parts

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Im heading to rehearsal now, we are doing act 2 and whatever else we can today. The stress is really getting to everyone, Lillian almost had an emotional breakdown all throughout yesterday.

Both holden and I actually did have an emotional breakdown, we hugged and both almost cried. It's gonna get better though, tech week is always the most stressful. I have a lot to do when I get there, I have to get my makeup on, then my costume, then my mic, then who knows what else .

Hi im at rehearsal, in costume.

Ok so we just finished the show and are doing it again, Winston and Holly are now Jane and Michael. Ok imma check and see if im needed

Im back home, and a FRIPP ton of stuff has happened; for starters, Carrie Elaine almost died, not exaggerating either, her flight was horrible, she was sideways and nearly slammed her head on the balcony. Noah was basically drunk after the run through due to his harness being so incredibly painful.

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It's spoonful currently, Andrew is changing right now next is the bank scene, Andrew looks like a freaking albino raccoon because of the makeup.

I just did the bank scene and Andrew is still getting his makeup off. im sitting in my dressing room for the next few scenes and intermission. They recording aswell, also I just learned that a piano is a percussion instrument and I don't know how I feel about that. But now my question is, what type of instrument is an electric keyboard, like is it wind, string, or percussion, I know that there is brass, woodwind and keyboard, but like the three basic types. Also I hate the fact that there is a "keyboard" type I mean like all of the keyed instruments can be placed into other categories other than the electronic keyboard, organs are wind, pianos are apparently percussion, accordions are wind, so why make a specific type?

Act 2 has started, and there have been a few hiccups here and there but so far, it's good. The audience is enjoying it too. My feet are killing me.

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Today is media night, oh boi. Media night is always cursed, and we open on Wednesday, another cursed day

Im in costume the entire main cast is jamming out to Africa, take on me, boogie wonderland, and we're not gonna take it. We were gonna listen to jimmy buffet but other people had to change so rip. A PERFORMING ARTS SCHOOL CONTACTED AMELIA, IM SO HAPPY!

Ok house is about to open.

I'll update the journal later, my phone is at 6 percent

I ran directly into a wall.

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OPENING NIGHT

I'm heading to the opera house now, amelia is gonna watch it tonight, and considering that until recently she didn't even know that people could fly on stage, she will LOVE it.

I just carried Winston, also we can't have our phones on during the show, it's interfering with the mics.

Act 2 just started and a cable has broken, marry and mrs Andrew can't fly for the rest of the night, bert still can but still.

Other than the lack of flying the show went very well.

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Hi it's 2 days later, flying is working again, we have already done 2 shows today, and are about to do a 3rd one, someone is stealing some of the costume pieces, Lillian's apron and gloves are missing and hope's apron was found in someone else's dressing room. Lillian had to take all of her clothes with her when she left so it won't get stolen.

We are heading to the show, dancing queen just came on the radio so yEET. During the break between shows today, Andrew and I listened to music in our dressing room, he tried to squat on top of the trashcan.

School shows were fun today, we had to cut jolly holiday because of time.

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Hey so is the final day and there were two shows today and both were really good, noah didn't knock over the vase in the second show and I played it off and he did too and the scene continued and it was AMAZING. Also in the first show the flying kite didn't work. Abbie was here for them and really liked the shows, ALSO ALSO tate and trisha really stepped up their game for the last show, and it really worked. IN THE FINALE HOLDEN KISSED HOPE ON THE CHEEK AND I FREAKING LOVED IT. Andrew strapped a bunch of wire hangers to himself to try and conduct electricity. Lillian was bawling and it was really sad, she was literally born to play mary poppins, and now it's over. But like actually though, Lillian just actually looks like Julie Andrews, the hair, the face, the VOICE, etc. It's gonna be hard to not do this show anymore but not as hard as others. But I'll make another diary soon, for next show. I guess you can say "the showS must go on". Also my favorite part of this was watching noah walk up the opera house proscenium during step in time.

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and now i guess it's over, this show was incredibly fun, but incredibly stressful, from the opera house construction, to the rivaling theater companies, to the costumes being stolen. All in all, I don't want to start the show over, nor do I want to do one more show, I want to be done and be ready to move forward, and to remember this show as a good memory, not a bad one. So that's what I'm gonna do.

I'll make more diaries soon.

-Gorge Banks

(Geo)

#theatre #diary

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bliss-delight-jr · 6 years

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For the Character Ask thing. Laura Glue, Fred (the Badger), Ling Yao, Greed, Deku, Rose Dyson, and Jack (CotIG) if tat counts.

:O!! thank you for sending this in!

Laura Glue!

First impression: an adorable, weird little kid. she was great in the second book! just so lovable n cute.

Impression now: a lovely, brave young woman! 10/10 would hold her hand

Favorite moment: that time she just flew right into a burning building to save Fred. that was pretty awesome. also just... her in the second book.. just all parts with her in the second book.

Idea for a story: like a fanfic? maybe... all the young magicians gotta go off on a mission on their own, or something like that. or a story from when she was a valkyrie (in the Archipelago... before things went downhill). i really just want Laura Glue to go on a rescue mission or something. i want to see her save people.

Unpopular opinion: i don’t know if i have any, honestly. sorry!

Favorite relationship: her and Edmund... Cuties...

Favorite headcanon: of mine? well i don’t have A Lot but.. all I know is that this girl is Bi.

Fred!

First impression: cute badger boy. but i really like Tummeler so i want to see more of him. i don’t want Tummeler to be replaced or anything.

Impression now: he’s! so great!!! he’s smart and just the sweetest, purest little guy. i like him a lot more.

Favorite moment: when Charles makes him his apprentice. or in the fifth, when he talks about “animal logic”.

Idea for a story: uhhhh. i’m honestly not sure. sorry!

Unpopular opinion: i uhhh don’t have any, i don’t think

Favorite relationship: him and Charles, and Laura Glue

Favorite headcanon: i don’t have any for him :(

Jack!!

First impression: cute, pure boy. could do no wrong. sweet and innocent. and then: Oh Wait he’s MEAN!!! like wow really mean!

Impression now: LOVE.... LOVE.... i really love Jack now. he makes a lot of mistakes, he lashed out at John too much in the first book, but he’s a good man who truly cares for others and is Doing His Best. i adore jack now! absolutely love him!!!

Favorite moment: at the end of Here, There Be Dragons. when he gives people their shadows back. that was amazing.

Idea for a story: honestly, i think reading (or.. maybe writing if i was better) an Inklings meeting could be really fun? i’d want to read it. or: jack gets sick/really hurt and his friends have to take care of him. Or... Rescue Mission... these are like bare-bones ideas I’m Sorry.

Unpopular opinion: as much as i love and appreciate Jack, he isn’t my favorite. he’s very very VERY close!! please do not think that i don’t love and adore Jack, because i do! also i know Mr. James A. Owen wrote in one of the books that Jack was technically the main character but i still see John as the main character.

Favorite relationship: his relationship(s) with John, Charles, and Bert

Favorite headcanon: well, i draw him with curly blond hair, and he’s pretty short, so i guess that counts. also jack will wear anything. literally anything he finds he just throws on.

Rose Dyson!

First impression: cool character, seems like a cute kid, i like that she’s Hugo’s “niece”, but she doesn’t seem super interesting, i guess.

Impression now: i love Rose! she’s so brave and intelligent. but most of all just kind, just incredibly loving. she cares about her uncles and friends so much. she’s also become really funny, and cuter.

Favorite moment: when she defeats the Shadow King.

Idea for a story: same idea with Laura Glue?

Unpopular opinion: shrug!

Favorite relationship: Madoc, and the cotig boys

Favorite headcanon: curly hair! also gay

onto the anime boys of my heart

Ling Yao!!

First impression: who the heck is this guy? he wasn’t in fma 03 im???? very confused??

Impression now: i love this kid... he’s just the best. one of my favorites.

Favorite moment: i have a lot!!! one of them is when he’s talking with May Chang and he promises to protect her clan.. that scene was really sweet!! GOsh i love Ling Yao so much. 10/10 would smooch

Idea for a story: Boy i ain’t got no clue. sorry. ok maybe self-insert stuff but other than that... Also! consider: Greed Lives AU

Unpopular opinion: what are the popular opinions i don’t even know. maybe... maybe him and ed should have smooched idk. also i would have really liked to see Al and Ling interact more.

Favorite relationship: him and greed.... and ed.. Best Bros..

Favorite headcanon: bi? trans? he gets rid of the concubine system? him and lan fan get married? him and ed smooched??

G r e e d , b a b y

First impression: oh man i don’t even remember. honestly.

Impression now: i am in love with this man. 10/10!! would SMOOCH!!!!

Favorite moment: aside from All Of Them, that part where he admits he only ever wanted friends was... (BOY) really great.

Idea for a story: Greed. Lives. A. U.

Unpopular opinion: not really unpopular but? he’s a good person!!! a really good person!! and he’s hilarious. and very handsome.. too handsome..

Favorite relationship: Ling!

Favorite headcanon: Bi, or Pan. owned hundreds of sunglasses.

last but not least!! DEKU!!

First impression: the most likable character ever. just so unbelievably selfless and caring. just wants to help other people, literally that’s it. has no confidence, needs more. cries a lot and that’s ok!! the sweetest, most wholesome kid ever.

Impression now: more or less the same!! but now he’s a lot stronger, more determined, more confident. seriously this kid will not give up, ever. i admire this sweet boy.

Favorite moment: WHEN ALL MIGHT SAYS THAT HE CAN BE A HERO AND... IZUKU JUST COLLAPSES ON THE GROUND, SOBBING... ALSO??? WHEN HIM AND TODOROKI COME TO SAVE IIDA...

Idea for a story: him and todoroki and iida go on a date. but like a life date. i want them to date.

Unpopular opinion: the fandom makes him too sad? like i don’t have a problem with that but i just don’t see him that way?? but that’s just me

Favorite relationship: iida!!! him and iida!!! 4ever

Favorite headcanon: bi baby boy.

this was a lot of fun!!! thank you so much, Al! i hope these answers are sufficient. if not, let me know.

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brilliantbaticeer · 7 years

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bea totally needs more bertrand interaction. and lemony stuff. and things with her kids.

she needs more cosy things with bertrand and adventures with him. them learning more about each other. plays where they’re the lead, and she’s still with lemony at this point. and adventures raising three kids! being new parents!

and escapades with lemony. especially escapades that go wrong. bea gets sarcastic. they throw ideas off one another. they totally kick ass and win. top students and top couple, come on. and them meeting once bertrand has died after the fire. bea and bert both escaping but bert not getting as far and-- comforting one another. needing one another.

and ALL the things with the kids. the fun times pre-series. all the games they’d play, going out on day trips. and then during and after the series... her trying to explain the betrayal of sorts, and trying to explain why she didn’t tell them about vfd. why everything has happened. why their parents were only fake dead... and didn’t help them against olaf.

omg i need olaf interactions? them in plays together at school too? them growing up together. going on trips and lessons as part of the vfd. then fights and arguments and heart breaks when bert and bea and kit kill his parents... and angry mama baudelaire after the count goes after her kids.

and i need kit interactions. and mrs quagmire. and aunt josephine. because totally kick ass ladies need to stick together. and gustav! bea and gustav coming up with insane plans, and bea sarcastically giving ideas for films that gustav rolls with and bea loves it. and uncle monty things! bea and monty arguing over whether bats or snakes are better.

this got HELLA long. basically i totally need to PLOT WITH PEOPLE

so like... like this and i’ll im you for plotting maybe?

#musings;; ooc #plotting;; ooc #wishlist;; ooc

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latitudelongitudegratitudein · 7 years

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M.A.S.H at 27

M.A.S.H.

Mansion, Apartment, Shack and House

I don’t know any decent millennial that didn’t play MASH growing up, who wouldn’t want to predict their future on a piece of paper? In Mexico (I am a born and raised Mexican), we’d switch the apartment for a trash can because that can actually happen back home–but hey! It can happen here too, just substitute the trash can for a camping tent for two in your friendliest neighborhood, Skid Row. I remember one of the five times I’ve shit myself was when I wandered around Downtown LA in the company of me, myself and my shadow and ended up in Skid Row with 2% battery life on my phone. But, that’s a story for another day.

Back to Mexican MASH. You could end up living in a trash can, so the stakes were high as fuck. I mean we were talking about our future! Playing MASH, you find out who will you marry, the number of babies you’re gonna pop out, the kind of car you will drive, the pets you will have, and your job. Most importantly (drum roll please), the age you will be by the time you amass all those goodies. That number was everything–mine was 24. ALWAYS. I had that number engraved in my brain (finger and uterus), I was going to be happily married by 24, live in a mansion, drive a Lamborghini Diablo (yeah whatever, I was 10 years old, don’t judge me), have 7 kids, 10 dogs, be a vet/model, have the most handsome husband, and a big fucking rock on my finger to prove it. Everything by 24 because M.A.S.H said so.

Introducing Mr. and Mrs…insert record scratch. Nope that didn’t happen. I am 27 and have reached the point that the idea that I haven’t found the love of my life yet doesn’t traumatize me anymore. (I was severely traumatized, I’m talking pre-marital PTSD, as in started having panic attacks at 23 because I KNEW I had failed and would end up alone with 25 alley cats. I fucking hate cats) I wish I could time travel and tell my 20 year-old self “relax bitch” or even better, tell my 9 year old self, who is probably alive right now in some parallel universe, that MASH doesn’t mean anything. Being married at 24 doesn’t equal success and that I’d put my index finger over my luscious, prepubescent lips and tell her “hush my child”, you don’t have to worry. (If the butterfly effect is real, I may be saving her a lot of trouble).

I also remember I thinking that MASH was a commitment that I made to myself–a promise. If you know me, you know I keep all my promises. I promised I would walk down the aisle, filthy rich and happily ever after at 24. Period.

Growing up, I remember constantly thinking about being 24, I knew that in 2014 I would cross a magical threshold that would lead me straight to happiness, hand in hand with my Leonardo DiCaprio look alike husband. (That has changed too. I’m now looking for Ben Dalhaus’ doppelgänger).

In middle school and high school, I noticed my friends had superpowers, they could find boyfriends anywhere and for some reason I just didn’t. My superpower was being unboyfriendable. They were like Wonder Woman (secretly dating Superman) and I was like Catwoman doomed to remain in the shadows. (Fuck there go those cats again).

In my mind, I thought it was because I was not pretty and there was something wrong with me (The real reason being I never gave anyone a real chance and I was to busy making out with tons of boys to prove myself I wasn’t ugly. Don’t get me wrong I did it because that was super fun too). Those days turned me into the amazing kisser that I am today.

Sidebar: It’s funny how I see pictures of me at 14 and think, “ Nope you weren’t that bad. It was just the horrors of puberty passing by and there is nothing that a hairstylist and wax strip wouldn’t have fixed”. Mind you I slicked my hair back with shit tons of gel just like Michael Corleone from the Godfather (it was a thing at my school ‘kay).

See below a picture of me at and Lorenza at 13.

“ My glorious days as a member of the Corleone-Kahlo clan.”

10 years later, all “grown-up” playing with fireworks. Te amo Lorenz

I eventually took matters into my own hands when my mom told me I was too young to wax my eyebrows. She’d only let me wax my uni-brow. Yep, as a proud descendant of Frida Kahlo. By taking matters in my own hands I mean freeze framing on Elisha Cuthbert while watching The Girl Next Door and copying her eyebrow shape (just a piece of advice if you are a Latina and your eyebrows are bushy as fuck don’t go copying porn star eyebrows). Really you should just imagine Bert from Sesame Street shooting for Jessica Rabbit’s eyebrows. Not good. I managed to have shaped eyebrows–squares are a shape right?

So yeah the years went and I left my days as a member of the Corleone Clan behind by high school my hair style and eyebrows recovered.

One day at 18, I felt a little better about myself and actually thought “okay maybe I can land someone”. I tried to be open to meeting someone but no one really came. It’s as if I left the bread crumbs for the guy to find me and he decided he was going no carb. I mean boys came, but not looking for something serious. I guess those were the vibes I put out, but deep down I just wanted to be asked out on a nice date, and not lured onto the dance floor for a make out sesh.

At some point I asked one of my best friends with superpowers if she thought I’d be single forever. She didn’t so but explained that nightclubs weren’t the best place to meet the kind of boys I wanted to date. That always stuck with me.

I began to understand how the clubbing scene wasn’t such an ideal place to meet someone. It’s a hub of predators ready to pounce on their prey. Let me clarify by saying that I don’t think wanting to “get some” at a club makes you a bad person (coming from the biggest predator I know), it makes you a visibly horny person. So “aha” moment–meet boys in other places.

Days as a young 20 year-old predator. Very proud of my fake ID and my almost exposed private parts.

Ever since then, I thought I’d meet him at a museum, frolicking at the beach, or maybe at the library (but that would mean I’d have to physically get my books instead of using The Prime). Honestly, most guys I’ve seen in public libraries either look like they just pissed their pants, are part of a gang or are serial masturbators. (Look at me judging a book by its cover…I know, I know, I’m being superficial. I’m working on my flaws). However, I do spend a lot of time at Barnes and Noble fantasizing about some guy walking up to me and striking up a conversation about the book I’m reading. Afterwards, he pins me against the bookshelves and kisses me senseless.

In all my fantasies, the guys had to HURRY THE FUCK up because I needed my ring by 24. I was held hostage by the 10 pieces of paper I saved in my third grade pencil case that read M.A.S.H.

I had another dream where a guy would show up at my door professing his love for me, but I was usually awakened by Carl asking me if I’d ordered the thin crust Hawaiian pizza from Domino’s. He is the most stable relationship I’ve had in my life and I am totally okay with that.

Enough about my fantasies and Carl (he’s mine, so don’t think about luring him to your door with an order). My point is that throughout my early 20’s I felt like the guy who ended up with me would think his luck was mediocre at best, and I that should consider myself lucky that someone would actually see some value in me. But I held on to what MASH said–that I would have my huge ass mansion and shiny things. MASH kept me distracted from focusing on myself and my non-existent self-esteem (it’s kinda sad but true). I don’t believe that anymore and I am okay with being alone because I have the privilege of my own company and newsflash I am fun as fuck.

By 27:

* I am nowhere near having a rock adorn my finger that’s okay. For the longest time I tortured myself thinking I would end up alone because there was something fundamentally wrong with me. I kept blaming myself for not being pretty enough or good enough to have a boyfriend. But, that isn't true. It took a lot of work and I changed the perception about me. Im capable of many things, there isn't anything wrong with me and I am at peace.

* The asshole depression that stole my personality and started creeping on me at 23 (aka panic attacks) is finally gone. I am not scared anymore. The panic attacks no longer seize control of my mind or my body.

* Now I see that meeting the love of your life isn’t all there is to life. Loving yourself and your life is vital to your happiness.

* I don’t get frustrated when I see all my friends getting engaged, pregnant, or married. (Not that in the past I wasn’t fucking stoked to see my friends walk down the aisle, but there were moments when I felt like “ Omg. Catwoman, you have failed, what if it’s the same story from high school played over and over again? Everyone gets married while I get drunk and make out with their younger cousins in the bathroom” Yeah it sounds amazing but after a certain age a hot mess isn’t cute anymore. There’s an expiration date for that shit). I’m getting rid of my Catwoman costume (burn baby burn).

* Turns out 27 was the magic number after all. Three years after the deadline I break a lifelong promise to my 9-year-old self and I couldn’t be freer. I can see that I am a keeper and he will come when the time is right (I believe that to be true and not just a generic line people say to sound hopeful). I used to be super bitter about it. Today, I can only work on becoming a better person.

I am actually grateful for everything I have been through because it has taught me a lot about myself and now I know I am wiser and I will choose better things for me; Including a stable relationship with a nice bro ( Sorry Carl, it’s not you, it’s me)

Funny enough the definition of Mash is:

Reducing (Something) to a uniform mass by crushing it. Thanks Wikipedia. Yeah, I got owned and crushed by it.

So yeah, I recently ripped all the M.A.S.H’s I had saved for 16 years to pieces (I save everything and no I won’t have a separate entry for compulsive hoarding). I tore MASH a new one. And with that a new meaning came to light…

M.A.S.H. is just B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T

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