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hailsatanacab · 6 months

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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 6 months

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yall know the "after first kiss" meme

there are three types of pairing

the meme:

#oh man click for better quality i think tumblr is nerfing it again #casually slides laughingstock into the main tag. im going to be hunted for sport #anyway im still a popstar believer and advocate #I Swear They're Endgame #unless they arent! but i have faith #wailing sobbing etc these three pairings make me crazy #oughhhhh #one is technically canon the second i believe will be canon the third is just me being unwell #and i cherish all of em <3 #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcomehome #franklydear #wh popstar #laughingstock #i feel it in my heart that these are accurate #or.. no... not feel it... desperately hope while sweating profusely

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dreampearls · 3 months

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hope this helps

#collei #genshin impact #this is going in main tags.#my horrible powerpoint thing on collei Not possible without the beautiful minds of @floralring and @haidengjie of course #i was going to make more slides on her plant associations + forest fire for new growth + ash as fertilizer #her being sent to tighnari whose notably both a physician and a botanist #and also include her voice lines/character stories for more elaboration #but i got tired take this

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anglerflsh · 2 years

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post hollow-mind this au just becomes a comedy

#[.art]#[#oc]#toh #toh au #wik hunter au #the owl house #luz noceda #hunter toh #Wik #emperor belos #slides my several months old aus into the main tag. hi ive been talking about this in my head since march

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gobyshrimp · 1 year

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inaccurate it's a gays-only household

MINORS DNI. SINCE YOU ALL CAN'T READ TAGS.

#MINORS DO NOT FUCKING INTERACT WITH THIS POST #eddsworld #yeah ok i'll put this in the main tags #okay to tag as kin #if you tag as me/id for tord i'll give you a little side-eye but i'll let it slide #just this once.#ew tord #ew edd #ew matt #ew tom

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kheprriverse · 5 months

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Sneak peek at another cover 👁

This one’s for the main story and I’m reaaaallly really liking it rn. It’s the third(?) cover idea I’ve had for the main au, or at least for part one. But if this version doesn’t end up working out for whatever reason then I’m sure I’ll be able to eventually feature it somewhere 🤷‍♂️

There was actually a blending mode mistake when putting the colors in for the background that I ended up liking over the original idea. Hence the soft pinks and purples :)!

The previous one I posted about, though, is for FD’s backstory specifically. In case there’s any sort of confusion.

#zelda au #loz au #Fierce Deity #Terminus (Kheprriverse)#Ko'jin (Kheprriverse)#Kheprriverse #kheprriart #tumblr deleted my tags for some reason #anyways..#this is one of my absolute fav versions of his haircolor and i was tempted multiple times to make it his main hair color #but decided not to. its not a common appearance #its usually dedicated to super moon events but… not this time ig LOL #i’ll let it slide this time for the cover since its so pretty 😌

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cxyotl · 9 months

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dream fans PLEEEASSEE stop saying racist ass shit about quackity i am so fucking tired bro

#i cant even escape it bc mfs will main tag q and say some shit like ‘im surprised quackity even knows english’ WHAT DO THAT MEAN #dream neg #<< not really more his stans #but he should not be lettin that shit slide fr

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baldursbasics3 · 8 months

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I'm about to be so normal about Astarion

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 astarion #astarion #*slides into the main tags shyly* is this anything fellas #basicsposting

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birdkittenn · 3 months

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not the best showing, but has anyone figured out they can do this? its a little inconsistent in killing everything, because the mannequins like to move sometimes (i think. the blood makes it hard to see), but i can generally kill most/all of the mannequins with this alone

#rambles #ultrakill #go. to the main tags #im asking because im curious if anyone else figured this out and does this too #i did this in my first 7-1 run and it just killed EVERYTHING #i wasnt using the slab sharpshooter then i just had the regular one equipped #just watched 1 (one) 7-1 speedrun and it turns out that they core snipe this room instead which is neat #and also requires less lining up than mine does lol. i do have to make sure i slide relatively straight

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quickhacked · 4 months

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// wip day.

tagged by; @adelaidedrubman, @katsigian and @hibernationsuit, thank you so much!! tagging; @reaperkiller, @envergothash, @dickytwister, @shellibisshe, @secondsundering, @devilbrakers, @dekariosgale, @velocitic, @necro-hamster and YOU!

thought i'd do something different for this today :^) i'm working on a powerpoint (inspired by ezra velocitic thank u for the idea ^-^) to hopefully one day be able to explain the cyberpunk extended blorboverse that red reaperkiller and i have been working on for over a year now! it also includes my own story with vincent and his friends since the two stories eventually come together sometime in 2083 and 2084 (yeah i know the game is called 2077 i don't care leve me aloe). here's some slides to give you an idea of what kind of lore to expect :^)

#tag games #so many beautiful people in my phone with the same names so i'm using urls as last names now sorry #i have no idea who has wips also so i'm just out here tagging. feel free to kill me for whatever reason #sparing you the details of all the serpent projects for now but those are in there too. don't even worry about it #all our guys have their own slide and sometimes even a second introduction because there's different time periods i work in #the main storyline for the arasaka gang for example runs from 2065 to 2073 which is project cobra #but then some guys from that group of people become relevant again in 2077 and they look vastly different by then #it's a lot of work but it's fun :^) i'm over the 100 slides right now and we're not even close to being halfway there #cassidy only JUST got introduced in all of it and he is the main character of killing era alongside seb WEHJDHJGFDHJGDFG #also i'm showing off the family slides because of the face claims. because they are scratching my brain #the bullet points are incredibly simplified because there's so much more going on with these people but as i said. 100 slides.#if the relationship slide is confusing you wait until you get to see the club bodytalk polycule :( sorry

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torchickentacos · 7 months

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ok i slept for uhhh seventeen hours on and off since last night bc chronic illness <3 BUT that means I'll be up until like five am tonight. sad. BUT!!! that gives me time to read fics that i've meant to for months, and reading fic in general is something i don't do often so i'm kind of excited for my accidental all nighter era.