#(<- me when i lie)

[v4mp-wife]

What if you and Levi rescued a baby on a scouting mission?

You're in a village taking out some titans, most people got eaten, some ran away. After you take out all the titans, you and the squad are searching for any survivors and you hear crying coming from one of the houses. You look around to see if you can spot Levi anywhere to call him over but you can't, he must be somewhere else. You go into the house to get the baby but you see someone already beat you to it. And that someone was Levi.

He was holding the tiny human in his hands and rocking it in an attempt to calm it down but it wasn't working. His brows furrowed in concentration as he tries to figure out how to calm the baby down. You watch in silence before saying anything. The scene is so precious.

You quietly approach him and place your hand on his back to let him know you're there. "Hey." He turns to look at you, he's frustrated that he can't get the baby to stop crying but he also can't be mad at it. He can't Imagine what it could've witnessed, the loud noises of the titans, the screams. "Need help?" You ask him. He looks at you then back at the baby before he grunts. "Yeah", he does need help. You scoop the little thing in your arms and hold it close to your chest, you sway a little from side to side and start humming softly. Once the baby picks up that it's not in danger it starts to calm down and the screaming ceases.

Levi is in awe. He didn't know you were good with kids. He had been struggling with it for so long and the second you took it in your arms it calmed down. He quickly snapped out of it though, he knows neither of you have time to take care of a child. "The kid counts as a survivor, we have to take it back. We can drop it off at one of the shelters." You agree. As much as you want to stay with it a little longer, you still have a job to do.

You were down for the rest of the day after handing over the kid. "How did you get attached to it so quickly." He said it more as a matter of fact way instead of a question. "What?" You reply, you'd been out of it, only thinking about what must have happened to the kids family and its well being. Levi is no fool, hes well aware that you were upset because you had to let go of the kid so quickly. "Come on." He says with a sigh. He doesn't wait for an answer and stands by the door of your shared room. You raise an eyebrow. What is he doing? "Do you want to see the kid or not?" You excitedly get up from the bed and follow him out.

The walk to the shelter is silent, but he can tell by the look on your face that you're happy. The corner of his mouth curls up slightly into a smile. He's glad you're happy.

You hold the little baby in your arms as you play with it on a chair. Levi is leaning on the wall next to you, watching silently. You look so at peace and happy with the kid. At one point you get up and tell him to play with it while you go to the bathroom. He does as he's told, taking the little one in his arms and trying to keep it entertained while you're gone. He doesn't really know what to do so the baby ends up getting bored and falls asleep. The sun was setting and he realized how tired he was. It wouldnt hurt to rest his eyes for a bit. It was just him and the kid anyway. He sat down on the chair and closed his eyes as he waited for you to come back. You return shortly after, adjusting your clothing as you walked not quite realizing what was going on before you. "Sorry I took so long, I couldn't find the..." you trailed off when your eyes landed on him. His head was hanging slightly forward and the baby's head was resting on his chest. He looked so peaceful, it was adorable. "Mm..." He grumbled as he opened his eyes. He looked up at you squinting, taking a second for his vision to adjust. "Ready to go home?" You ask him as you take the baby. "Yeah." Maybe it won't be so bad come visit the kid every once in a while, he though.

That was until he got home and realized it had drooled all over his uniform while it was sleeping.

#levi ackerman x reader #dadvi #levi fluff #i love him so much #and yet again i got carried away #it was supposed to be something short #<- me when i lie

[samuelroukin]

remember when ofmd got renewed and we heard they'd start filming in october and everyone was "oh wow so fast!! so soon!" and now here we are with no season 2 looking like absolute fools

#at this point idec #<- me when i LIE #ben.txt #our flag means death

[simmyfrobby]

matty tkachuk poem pls 🙏

— Robert Hass

#'ill answer the rest of these after work' #<- me when i lie #matthew tkachuk #sasha barkov #hockey poems

[moreau29]

page 9 and page 339

#i’m fine #<- me when i lie #my annotations #jean moreau #jean-yves moreau #the sunshine court #tsc spoilers #aftg #all for the game

[forgotmysword]

#im actually soooo normal about her and her little rounded half elf ears #<- me when i lie #marcille<3 #dungeon meshi #marcille donato #delicious in dungeon #my posts

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

My blog is only half usable because of your spam reblogging of the pizza meme, but to be fair it's only half usable most of the time

Half useable you say? How much worse do you think i can make it?

#mads asks #me when i hit the video limit on a post #<- me when i lie

[oscarpiastriwdc]

I literally don’t even care about this I’m being so normal right now you don’t even know

#this photo did not make me cry #<- me when I lie #Charles Leclerc #princess di

[slav-every-day]

#back on the grind 😤 #<- me when I lie #I watched hours of tv tonight completely through YouTube clips of the show #slav #slav every day #voltron

[kerosen]

Falls to my KNEES.

#LAST MNF FR THIS TIME. FOR REALSIES. #<- me when i lie #she’s so pretty this hobby is an abyss #personal

[strawbs-screaming]

can i get uhhhhhhh burning text with narcis prince

sure!!

#narcis prince #one (1) measly tag #<- me when i lie #punch out #headcanon #punch out headcanons #super punch out

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

SO tempted to make a poll abt the guy who just made a official tumblr but i dont want him to see it

#mine #not gay pirates #<- me when i lie #i mean i COULD just block him

[dragonfruitghosts]

more Asteroidcare beasts gamers

Pluto and Dev will be showing up in the current arc, Sal will be in the next arc though. Once I get my brain to work I will be drawing these little guys a lot

#ranger’s art #sparklecare #cometcare #asteroidcare #moonlit ghosts #pluto liam ill #dev vilvy philly #sal end fate #hemarry #doomera #tilljay #there’s totally no reason as to why sal is saturated #i would never traumatize shadow #<- me when i lie #idk what the ship name for Barry and hemera is either #i don’t really like the sound of bamera so I’m just going with hemarry

[simmyfrobby]

— Joanna Klink

(img. taken from this post)

#im going to be normal about this #<- me when i lie #hockey poems #sidney crosby

[swagurie]

cucurucho if i was president and he was a little more silly :3

(i was really nicely peer-pressured into posting these sketches so take more of my ramblings under the cut) ((minor gore/body horror warning))

In my personal little headcanon world my favorite little guy wasn't always a member of the federation, and he would speak out against them when he was in the mascot-suit-looking thing that is his skin, SO!! to deal with this the federation forced a speaker into his throat and forced it to play pre-recorded lines along with some brainwashy stuff. Kinda like how ElQuackity talks and acts MUCH different than Quackity, the same thing happened to Cucurucho.

He speaks with his mouth closed at all times because opening the suit's mouth causes the stitches from the throat mic to break and his jaw to bleed, and everytime he gets injured he has to get sent back to the federation to be "fixed"

He's kinda on some springtrap shit where theres a normal human under that suit, but unlike springtrap the federation doesn't want that to be visible. You can only see the whites of his eyes if your lucky (or unlucky) enough.

#qsmp #qsmp art #im forcing myself to post this because if i didnt i think i would go insane #I AM GOING TO POST MY ART DESPITE MY CONSTANT FEAR OF IT BEING PERCIEVED. I AM GOING TO POST IT #I AM GOING TO POST MORE OFTEN DESPITE THE FEAR. IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN #<- me when i lie #being fr tho i really want to post so im forcing myself to post just a sketch i have #instead of like a full painting/drawing #anyway #my art #<- is my art tag now ig? :D

[martyrbat]

help sully calling sid the heartbeat of the team.....

#pens lb #very normal about this #<- me when i lie #i love our hot gilf coach and i love how he loves our guys that we all love....

[n04s]

MP3 PLAYER WRAPPED

yeah I guess this looks right. I wish there was a way to do top artists but I think that would just reveal how many [REDACTED] albums I have on my phone

#spotify wrapped #<- ME WHEN I LIE