#( or are you normal?

[rlmfanfic]

🎄🎁 Jay's Comfy Christmas PJ's 🎁🎄

#does anyone else have weekly sex dreams about this little weirdo? #or are you normal?

[residentdormouse]

Spotify: Are you alright? You have played 'Liar' by the Arcadian Wild [redacted for my own sanity] times straight.

Me: I'm having wizard hours right now, leave me be. *Repeat*

Spotify: Might I suggest....

Me: No.

Spotify: Might I suggest *slides over 'Iris' by Goo Goo Dolls.*

Me: No- oh wait, no, let that one play.

#so how's your night going? #or are you normal? #(nevermind - I know I'm addressing Tumblr) #wizard lives rent free in my head 24/7 #gale dekarios #baldur's gate 3

[bloodsiren]

does your heart ever ache with love and yearning

#or are you normal?

[lapisdex]

//i still can't believe hoyo just gave us a big chested large Rex Lapis statue

#ooc;; #//do you go into your teapot and stare at it longingly #or are you normal?

[you-wanna-know]

So I saw my therapists next client after me for the first time today. Kinda felt like he’s cheating on me….

#yknow what I mean??? #like I know I’m not your only client but I don’t wanna see them #or are you normal?

[thornsnvultures]

anyone else ever see a completely innocuous headcanon for a character you love that, because of Trauma™️, gives you a major ick and has you suppressing the urge to scream because they would never do that EVER

#or are you normal? #🙃 #seeing people all giddy over imagining a character do something that would give you a panic attack and a mental breakdown is so !??!?!?! #like im not gonna ruin their post or send hate if they're having fun #i just want to be normal 😭😭

[unicornialychromantic]

Do you ever get so sick of chronic pain that you complain out loud by yelling owowowowowooo like in old Mario kart?

#Or are you normal?

[the-nada-thing]

you ever get into a new fandom and as new characters are getting introduced you’re just like

ah yes

you’re the one

you’re the one the whump fics will be written about 

#or are you normal? #fanfiction #whump

[heyitsthatgirl]

brb just crying about this guy's comment on this video of a Concorde flight from 2003

#do you ever #cry thinking about great feats in aviation? #or are you normal? #catherine blogs #concorde #aviation #Youtube

[churroach]

Full of Desires

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi fanart #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #its really just cause of the outfit #farcille #marcille donato #im still surprised this came out of my hands tbh #im not normal about her #curse you dunmeshi for making me fall for the white girl #but god #she looked so good in that fit #i dont understand whyvthe other characters shat on it smh #falin wouldve loved it tho #this drawing is for the gays and theys btw #for the sapphics #lets go lesbians #ok ill shut up now

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to. #also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

[magnetostits]

the barbenheimer experience i had was so funny i saw oppenheimer first and in a quiet scene we could literally hear ken singing in the theater next to us and then during barbie it when was quiet we could hear a fucking explosion coming from the oppenheimer screening

#literally everyone in the theater started laughing both times #barbenheimer #oppenheimer #barbie #ken #greta gerwig #christopher nolan #cillian murphy #margot robbie #rhis was the only time i was glad my local theater is a shithole #normally it’s so annoying hearing the show next to you #but this time it was hilarious

[and-corn]

shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this

#something different from what I normally draw! #I said this when I realized the bread was NOT making it and I made myself laugh out loud #also...if you happen to really like this it's available in my threadless shop - acorn.threadless.com #tw: cursing #typography #lettering #graphic design #illustration #original art #digital drawing #digital illustration #comedy #humor #relatable

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

#book 24 #the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this #greatest hits #all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way #and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs #a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls #not exactly war crimes but Ok #sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys #can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird…. #if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head #please be normal #will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

#oh the experience of being 13 years old and seeing all my friends talking about wanting to have sex and obsessing over it #and being like 'we are all literally WAY too young to be having sex what the actual fuck are you talking about #why are you even considering it when we have much more important things to worry about. like how much middle school sucks' #you know what though. i still stand by this. that was an entirely reasonable thought to have and i WAS being normal about it #anyway #mine #asexuality

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one