funny: aguni didn't hear or notice hatter sawing into the wall to install his super-secret card safe even though his bedroom was right next door
funnier: aguni heard hatter sawing into the wall and installing the super-secret card safe, but he didn't think anything of it because hatter's always doing weird stuff
funniest: aguni cut the hole in the wall himself and didn't realize or care what it was for
Me, in front of a whiteboard: but actually mike canonically has to have chronic pain because the only way for remnant corpses to keep moving is for them to be in enough constant pain that they're generating enough Agony to power them. this can be observed in springtrap and scraptrap (mostly scraptrap because he removed a lot of the animatronic parts to keep spring bonnie's programming from getting in his way) so that's why im completely justified to give my favorite squeaky toy a cane
my mom, who had innocently asked what i've been into recently:
"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.