#'murican

[cortex-rampage]

Got halfway through Daleks in Manhattan before I realized Andrew Garfield was in it are you kidding me

#doctor who #tenth doctor #ultimate crossover #his accent though #'murican

[warcrimesimulator]

Are you Ukrainian / Russian / something related? (Like either Eastern European or from a former Soviet republic)

No.

[jesncin]

"Who Is Superman? A Private Interview with Lois Lane" a 12 page fancomic exploring Lois and Superman's backstories, and what it means to hope. I'll be posting this on Feb 10th! Enjoy this cover in the mean time~

#superman #clark kent #lois lane #clois #dc comics #my art #jl remix #i was gonna drop the cover on monday but whatevs tumblr buds can have it early :) #feb 10th my timezone in indonesia for reference so probs a day early for the 'muricans

[alphabreederbull]

Murican Dum Beef Bulls bros

be big

be dum

be alpha

be bulljock

#murica #alpha #jock #muscle #dumber #bro #gay to straight #bigger is better #dumb bull #dumb beef #alpha bull #jockification #murican bull

[carlyraejepsans]

well, well, well, someone got all fancied up for some reason...

#i wonder why. definitely not her first date in millennia #which gets sadly overshadowed by her boyfriend's epic fail family drama #hmmm... must be a bakesale then #posting this at ass o'clock sorry muricans #undertale #toriel #myart #utdrp

[midnightsslut]

the reason why bejeweled feels very calvin to me still is how it parallels high infidelity. in general, the 3am tracks seem to explore a darker, more explicit side of a storyline that’s already present, if only in the form of subtext (like we don’t have a direct parallel for wcs, but we do have two songs exploring formative past relationships vaguely sexually, and wcs is the darker example), on the main album, and bejeweled/high infidelity is perhaps the best example of this. its similarities to tolerate it, which is about something she felt ‘at one point in her life,’ back this up. HOWEVER, I do think it’s exploring a potential outcome of the then-current state of her relationship with joe. like, this is how things could go - I have forgotten that I have a man in the past, and I can do it again.

#it is not fully joe and anyone who comes to me with bUt ToLeRaTe It Is ClEaRlY a JoE sOnG #no it’s not #it’s literally just not #I don’t see that dynamic at all #‘you’re so much older and wiser’ #they weren’t having the greatest time in fall 2020 but it’s not bc she was watching him sleep #are there shades of how she felt yeah okay maybe but I honestly don’t even think she saw it that way at the time #the parts about putting someone on a pedestal and using your best colors to paint their portrait was always interesting though #but I digress #bejeweled #tolerate it #high infidelity #midnights #ttpd #I actually had an argument about tolerate it in a tiktok comment section once (not my wisest moment) and this person was like ‘oh but I wasn #talking about specific people in her personal life!!!! just her music’ the deflection #like if you want to draw parallels between her songs go right ahead #but #own up to it #have a backbone #sorry I’m sleepy #anyway my beloved muricans are asleep and my dash is quiet now

[rotzaprachim]

Shame on Guernica for publicly saying they “regretted” posting this without further recognition as to why.

[ask-emilz-de-philz]

This is how Adam looks to me

Adam: "Banned"

#planetputo #planet puto #rp adam #rp usa #y do you think engkantos look like mestizo or muricans its coz we thought they were lol ))

[crimeronan]

can't relate to non-americans OR americans talking about how Big Drink is a friend confidante or foe that you nurse gently throughout the day. fuck outta here with that none of you understand the american spirit. Big Drink is a caffeinated infusion that you chug as fast as possible. if anything is left of Big Drink within ten minutes you're drinking it wrong. yes i mean the 32-to-48 ounce bullshit don't "ohh you must not be thinking of Big Drink, you're just thinking of a big drink" me you know nothing jon snow. drink it. glug glug hurgle gurgle Bitch. you are going to be so full of piss and so full of caffeine-crash headache in a few hours. if there's sugar in that thing it's gonna cause entirely separate high-blood-sugar symptoms even if you have absolutely no diabetic-adjacent conditions. be a man. be american. we have a reputation for being fat and lazy for a reason EARN IT MOTHERFUCKER

#unrelatedly i don't drink alcohol because every time i do i binge drink so bad i cause 17 international incidents #because i'm murican. embrace Big Drink. Big Drink is ephemeral fleeting transient #cant stand all this Big Drink slander making it out to be a constant companion. absolutely not #that shit better be melded to your soul within minutes or you arent experiencing true american culture. #food ig

[scham-wcan]

Giving Thanks

Little fun Schnee Dinner schneeanigans

Winter: I am amazed Will- Mum found it in her and everyone’s schedule to make a dinner make sense

Weiss: Well we would all come down here at the drop of a hat surely

Whitley: I mean practically speaking it is just a logistical feat that you and your spouses were all in town and not deployed on SDC or Huntress matters

Weiss: Well all save your partner

Whitley: Ahem, he is unavailable-

Winter, jokingly: Don’t be such a clod, Weiss. Now, I thought Cinder and Ruby went to fetch themselves drinks? Where on Remnant did they..?

Willow, from aside: Hey! Come here, quickly quickly now

All of the Schnees watching in growing interest:

Klein, hovering over a large oven vat and vigorously basting the meat within: Now, the bird is a terrifying thing to deal with at this point, you’re going to want to constantly be bathing it in its fluids or it will definitely go dry and no one will like that

Ruby, beside Klein: Got it, and then throw it back in and repeat right?

Klein: Exactly, Miss Rose. Cinder? How are our stove goods doing?

Cinder, presiding over five different large scale pots: I may not officially have a star or two to my name, Sieben, but I think even you’ll be impressed by these

Klein: I am always amazed by your works, and by the smell of it you’re doing even better than last dinner!

Willow, quietly: If you all were not married already I would be planning the Ceremonies right this moment

Weiss: I may be planning a second in my head

Winter: Her cooking will always be one of my favourite things

Whitley: Who cares about that, look, Klein’s making Yorkshire Pudding too!

#cinder fall #winter schnee #whitley schnee #willow schnee #cinwin #snowfall #weiss schnee #ruby rose #white rose #whiterose #we already had our thanksgiving in canada but happy murican turkey day everyone! #I hope all those who had the chance got good food and know i am continually grateful for y’all who stick around here #gobble gobble #scham rambles

[crushedsweets]

Omg Kate does track ofc and Liu can do football (or soccer if you're 'murican🦅🇺🇸🍔) sry ik this is my second ask abt this but I'm enthusiastic😭😭 xoxo

TRACK KATE IS SOOO UNBELIEVABLY SMART I LEGIT DONT KNOW HOW I DIDNT PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER MYSELF. Liu in soccer is also valid but I’m also.. thinking abt.. putting him in golf. Cuz that’s a more relaxed sport. And I wanna let him keep the the scarf

#xoxo anon #I am murican 🦅 #asks

[the-girl-in-the-high-castle]

I'm watching a 15 year old German show on you tube without subtitles for the plot.

The plot:

#andreas pietschmann #gsg9 #it's so cringy at times #but i suppose most murican shows of that kind and age were even worse #the plot is very important btw #hot sad german captain #hot sad german stranger #he's also a little shit in the show and i love it #my beloved #eyk larsen #as a baby #also he was almost fucking 40 in this show #how??? #1899 #dark

[thedogeveryonehates]

Good morning everyone, you may now begin thinking about boys

#in all stages of undress lets say #start the day off right #for all my murican gays #mythoughts

[markodragic]

Arthur to Hosea: this is my mum

Arthur to Susan: this is also my mum

arthur has 3 mothers, his dadmom hosea, his wine mom grimshaw, and his evil stepmother dutch

#when talking abt rdr2 characters i always feel the need to say mom instead of mum despite saying mum irl myself djdjfjgk #bc muricans

[locamotivednp]

am i tripping or are some of the texts out of order?

#im only asking because im high and might be stupid #dd/mm/yyyy trips me up sometimes #srry 4 being murican #dan and phil

[faecaptainofdreams]

Hard black lines are sooo 🥰

#wander over yonder #woy #wip #art wip #eyyyyyy look it’s that ‘Murican guy