#that shit better be melded to your soul within minutes or you arent experiencing true american culture.

[crimeronan]

can't relate to non-americans OR americans talking about how Big Drink is a friend confidante or foe that you nurse gently throughout the day. fuck outta here with that none of you understand the american spirit. Big Drink is a caffeinated infusion that you chug as fast as possible. if anything is left of Big Drink within ten minutes you're drinking it wrong. yes i mean the 32-to-48 ounce bullshit don't "ohh you must not be thinking of Big Drink, you're just thinking of a big drink" me you know nothing jon snow. drink it. glug glug hurgle gurgle Bitch. you are going to be so full of piss and so full of caffeine-crash headache in a few hours. if there's sugar in that thing it's gonna cause entirely separate high-blood-sugar symptoms even if you have absolutely no diabetic-adjacent conditions. be a man. be american. we have a reputation for being fat and lazy for a reason EARN IT MOTHERFUCKER

#unrelatedly i don't drink alcohol because every time i do i binge drink so bad i cause 17 international incidents #because i'm murican. embrace Big Drink. Big Drink is ephemeral fleeting transient #cant stand all this Big Drink slander making it out to be a constant companion. absolutely not #that shit better be melded to your soul within minutes or you arent experiencing true american culture. #food ig