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olde-scratch · 1 year

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MY NEW FIC IS UP im so excited omfg

basically its "what if souichi tsujii from junji ito moves to hidari wakibara from saiki k" and it would not leave my head so here we go

idc if no one else reads this I will read it and i will enjoy it

first section in read more for those who dont wanna go to ao3 for it

"Oh, you're right..." crck-cra-crk "What a pain."

"Isn't that time of year coming up again?"

Strands of straw scratched the desk as pale hands picked them up, twisting them together.

"Does anyone at school know?"

"Mm... no." click clck "They love me too much to ask such an invasive question... the people in Fukazawa loved me, too, but Hidari Wakibara's just nicer about it."

A small piece of string was pulled off the desk, the spool it had been preemptively cut from only a few inches away.

A half-finished doll of straw crackled as nimble fingers picked it up. Long bits of straw extending out from the mostly-empty armhole were grabbed, and the extra straw tucked itself in.

More string was reached for.

"Jealous..." he mumbled, thin curls hanging before his eyes that glared down at the straw. "They were so jealous of me, they humiliated and ostracized me..." crrk-ck-crak-crk "Fools... Jealous fools..."

"Don't think about them. They're behind us now."

"Ku-ku-ku... You're right... Why waste my time on them when they're not around to hear it? They'll regret being so mean to me one day..."

The string tied itself off.

"Do you have a person in mind for that one?"

"No, not yet. Maybe that Sawakita, if he dares mock me again..." cck-crk "Or maybe that fortune teller She was telling us about. Fortune telling... Any two-bit hack could do that, with this nation's prime selection of idiots."

The doll set itself down.

An almost-empty bowl once filled with red-stained shaved ice clicked as the spoon within it was grabbed, a hand hooking around it to push it closer before it picked it up.

"I could visit them tomorrow..."

The spoon raised some ice to a set of chapped lips with nails poking out between them. The head tilted back, spoon slipping between the nails.

"All you have to do is--" He swallowed. "--start a rumor about a fortune teller. They'll talk about it for at least a day, and you can get the name then."

"Good idea. Get them to do the work. Ke-ke-ke. Finally, those mindless fools will do something for me... Maybe that so-called psychic will trick them into thinking she'll spare them the time of day! He-he-he! The only person in school more revered than I, and yet I seem to be the only one that can see right through her!"

"What kind of charm must she possess, to have people tripping over themselves to say hi?"

"It's pathetic!" More ice was scooped up. Once he'd swallowed, he continued, "I can't help but feel bad for those poor people... Sawakita's so far gone, he's deluded himself into hating me!"

"He'll be sorry one day."

"Oh, yes he will. He'll be so sorry, he'll fall to his knees and beg to be forgiven! Ha-ha-ha! He'll shove his nose into the ground and cry for my approval! He'll--grk--"

One hand flew up to cradle his left shoulder.

The bowl fell out of his hand, rolling down his legs and thumping against the back of the desk. The spoon fell to the side.

Features screwed themselves up in pain just before his head banged the desk.

Shudders racked his body, spine curving as nails dug into the cloth on his shoulder.

He took a few breaths.

Souichi opened one of his eyes. He shifted his head, eyes landing on a half-melted but otherwise full bowl of red ice set to the side on his desk.

"Are you gonna finish that?" he strained out to the empty room.

#saiki k #the disasterous life of saiki k #souichis diary #souichi tsujii #dw i wont be posting whenever i update this is just for everyone to know im writing this

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enhadiares · 2 months

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🌸- I am in 10th rn, and I'm gonna have science ka exam on 2nd march!? IDK if its just me of do the 4 days gap b/w exams is making me too distracted like- ITNI CHUTTI KYU!? I'm not even scared atp, its so boring! also yess; 1. Todays' TMI ? => I went on a cafe date with some classmates of mine, we had a lot of fun, shittalking about the boards and all, I tried mocha latte (honestly WORTH IT! like its soo good!!!) and had a strawberry croissant (not worth it :( tasted like cream roll but with strawberry filling) and strawberry tart (LOVED IT!! so refreshing, and light, somewhat like a cheesecake!). 2. Aaloo parantha or mooli parantha? => Aaloo parantha forever because I HATE mooli like I literally despise it! I feel like puking whenever I have it, so I just stopped eating it altogether. Also mooli makes your breath smell bad and farts smell leathal, I would willingly want THAT! 3. Chai or coffee (or any other drink of choice)? =>i I used to drink chai allot but then i got overwhelmed and now I don't like it unless I'm sick, because bimari me sirf aadrak wali chai hi baacha ti h! So right now, definitely coffee! 4. Comfort song (enha or any other artist)? => Has to be ONLY by leehi, Try Again by Jaehyun, 5. Enha bias? => SUNGHOON SUNGHOON SUNGHOON LIEK I CANNOT STOP FEELING ALL GIDDY WHEN EVER I LOOK AT HIM, IM SO IN LOVE ITS NOT FUNNY, LIKE I EVEN CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP WHEN THE REALIZATION HIT THAT HOONIE CAN'T BE MINE!? 6. when did you get into kpop and your first kpop group + song? => Around 2019, TWICEE mothers frfr! I listened to FANCY MV on a very random tuesday of 2019 and then saw MINA and decided to JUST KNOW HER NAME, spiralled down the rabbit hole eventually became a ONCE, ARMY, REVELUV. then in 2020, 18th august I randomly saw a survival show clips and decided to watch it!...bam NOW I'M AN ENGENE, MY AND DIVE!! 5. Do you buy albums of pcs? => I do have TWICE's EYES WIDE OPEN and I do have a lot of enha PC sets, my parents bought me enha ka manifesto and dark blood engene ver. PC's!! (plus point of being a class topper, reward for getting 97% in halfyearly and an obedient daughter <33 papa ki pari fr. They said they'd get me an enha album if I do well in boards, SO 🫡🫡)

Bhai humme toh 20 din ki chutti hai 😭😭 makes me feel like I'm on a summer vaca (no studying whatsoever)

Upar se no holi for us because inse ek exam jaldi nai rakhi gayi 😭?!?

Bhai I am so jealous 😭☝️ yaha my parents don't even let me go out boards ke time , ko in at home for 2 months straight like a kaid panchi (imprisoned bird)

Upar se i want to score good like 90 above but mere liye it's not so easy kyuki i don't like studies 😇 pary for me🙏

#desi engene squad 😋#🌸 anon #✦⋆ ᘞ˺͙ 🌸 (＞。☆)

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oikawasass · 4 years

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i’ve been listening to too much freddie dredd so take this

bakusquad + tododeku as eboys

⠀⠀‣ headcanons.

⠀⠀‣ warnings : swearing.

katsuki bakugo:

the “im gonna have that super idgaf about anything aesthetic and just roll my eyes while edgy music plays” eboy

skinny ass 5 following - 113k followers ratio

user grxundzxro

fits consist of black and neon orange, chains, huge platform sneakers, baggy black cargo pants and graphic skull tees, oversized bomber jackets

his ears are 100% pierced

his comments are just....

“have my children” “stomp on my throat as hard as you can” “hes so pretty 🥺🥺🥺🥺” “rip me in half i’m fucking begging you”

mf knows how powerful he is and is so cocky about it

only posts once or twice a week, has gotten half his shit taken down for “violating community guidelines”

it’s mostly just him showing his outfits, but the occasional vid of him telling kaminari to go fuck himself does pop up

but he also posts a lot things of him shopping, along with vids of him and his friends that make everyone feel jealous and lonely

$uicideBoy$, Ghostmane, KAIBA type beat for his sounds

is weirdly good at transitions bcus he refuses to be bad at anything, this we know

straight goth boy vibe, that’s it.

shouto todoroki:

the “I don’t even know what i’m doing on here half the time but bitches love anything i do anyway because i’m just really sexy” eboy

skinny as ratio mf (2) hes following like 15 people while he’s got ‘round 100k

user would just be “shoto” which makes everyone wonder how the hell he managed to get it

clueless soft boy kind of vibe

imagine if benji krol didn’t know how to express basic human emotions, that’s shoto

his comments?

“you are a prince I would die for you” “you’re so pretty I love you” “DHDJDDGS 🥺🥺💗💗🥺🥺💗💗” “break my back please god put me in a wheelchair”

let’s mina pain little snowflakes and flames on his cheeks for him to film and post

turtlenecks, black khakis, expensive sneakers, rings, probably owns an overcoat. everything is top branded and bought on his dads credit card obv

i feel like he’d listen to artists like oliver tree, clairo and cuco

posts maybe once every two weeks, he always forgets to post. when he does it’s those little aesthetic vids of his outfit, him walking around town, getting coffee, recording his friends being stupid.

he totally died his hair half and half for tiktok.

eijirou kirishima:

pure. purest of boys. the “i’m so mfing adorable not a single one of my fans can find it in them to weirdly sexualize me they just want to kiss me and hold my hand” eboy

he would have a pretty even ratio, probably like 300 or so following to like,, 90k followers

redriiioott or some kind of clownery like that for his handle

sweet boyfriend material vibe!! everyone is in love with him

“he’s so baby” “worlds cutest boy I love you” “can we hold hands pls” “if someone doesn’t kiss his fucking forehead I swear to god i’ll do it myself”

posts all the time! it’s mostly him goofing off while he’s working out or him and the rest of the bakusquad annoying bakugo in some way.

him and kaminari 100% do tiktok dances together, there ain’t a single one they don’t know

he still doesn’t know what a shirt is and has gotten vids taken down because of it

thrasher tees and black sweatpants are his religion. let’s mina and bakugo dress him up for videos sometimes since they have the best fashion sense, they really like to put him in striped long sleeves with some kind of graphic tee overtop. also bandanas ™️

conan gray, verzache, don toliver and that’s CANON

posts himself dying his hair whenever he does his roots and somehow makes fyp everytime.

denki kaminari:

“i’m the goofy boyfriend everyone dreams of but can’t actually have” eboy and that’s it.

he’s following one person and it’s dr phil. his 90k followers all admire it.

user inthetrapwithurmom

the biggest clown out of the gang, as expected.

depending on the video, his comments consist of “pls you’re so cute” “what the fuck is this 😭” “I think i’m in l*ve with you” “kami is everything okay at home?”

tucked in open button ups, trousers or ripped skinny jeans, chains, beanies, doc martins and black af1’s

posts vids of him speaking complete gibberish at like 4 am when he hasn’t slept and is sleep deprived, ends up getting a “your followers are worried about you” notification in the morning

he 100% forces bakugo to do the renegade with him and kiri any time they go out in public

also dances to cannibal by ke$ha and will NOT hesitate to throw that shit back

probably listens to a fuck ton of chase atlantic and the nbhd, has “i threw glass at my friends eyes and now i’m on probation” in his playlist somewhere too

probably does vids of him touching up and dyeing the little black lightening bolt in his hair which always lands him on the fyp

he let mina and hagakure do drag on him once and posted 600 videos of him feeling himself in it

overall tiktok god

( hi I would do sero but hes literally the exact same as kaminari i’m ngl )

izuku midoriya:

unbelievably baby

is only on the app bcus all his friends were on it and he wanted to feel included

his username is something like stanallmight and that’s canon

he’s following everyone in 1-a, 1-b (except monoma), the support class, general studies, anyone really. he’s got a solid 112k followers

it’s like, imagine if benji krol was really shy. that’s eboy midoriya

his comments are 90% people screaming at him to date either todoroki or uraraka.

he doesn’t post too often since he’s pretty shy. but when he does he’s with his friends, either trying to do dances with kami and kiri, or uraraka painting pink clouds all over his cheeks

when the comments aren’t “JUST FUCKING DATE ALREADY” they’re his followers screaming about how disgustingly adorable he is

baggy cargo pants or tight jeans, normally wears a belt, collared shirts underneath big baggy long sleeves, probably wears converse and white af1’s, HOODIES.

he wears little hair clips sometimes after much convincing from hagakure and mina

have i mentioned hes baby? because he’s baby

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thankyoumskobayashi · 5 years

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TGCF Snakes On a Plane AU starring Ban Yue as an orphan with a collection of 3,000 snakes which she brings with her on a journey to an orphanage. General Ke Mo is the long-suffering pilot, Pei Ming is that asshole who hits on women, Pei Su is his biologist son who is embarrassed by his very existence. Eventually Pei Su helps Ban Yue in collecting all her precious snakes and putting them back in their containers.

Xie Lian feels his bad luck caused the snakes to break loose, but San Lang (who gave him his window seat and spent the whole flight flirting with him) insists the problem is the quality of the duct tape instead. Bc there was duct tape used on the boxes.... not the smartest idea but how else is an orphan going to load 3,000 snakes on a plane????

By the end of this experience, Xie Lian's Dad Instincts have been activated, Pei Su is ready to become Ban Yue's older brother, and Ke Mo (who has a secret fear of snakes) just wants to retire so he can leave this plane forever. By the end of it, Hua Cheng has bought several things online that Xie Lian mentioned he had to do without, and even put his info in Xie Lian's phone.

Ling Wen fixed the plane in midair because she used to be a mechanic, and since knowing practical stuff like engines helps her fix the plane she saves them enough to let Ke Mo land the plane. I feel like she wouldn't panic even if snakes are falling on her, so she probably fixed the engine wearing at least 3 snakes as a scarf. Any more snakes and she'd probably put them on the nearest item so she can move around.

Also by the end of it Ling Wen wants to keep her scarf snakes bc she likes having the company. Xie Lian wants to adopt one too, but only a snake that's going to grow up small. Hua Cheng immediately orders luxury snake cages, immediately trying to curry favor with him.

Jun Wu is an old grandpa and he offers to take some of the snakes until Ban Yue finds a home. He's only ever had dogs but he'll be damned if he can't learn.

At the start of the airplane ride, Feng Xin and Mu Qing fought for the window seat in front of Xie Lian, eventually Mu Qing won. Behind them Hua Cheng smiled and pointedly offered Xie Lian his window seat. He slipped his arm around Xie Lian's shoulders and the two bickering before only turned their heads around to glare at this rando for daring to make a move on their friend.

Hua Cheng was some rich kid who was saved from a concussion when a ball from a baseball game went flying towards him at high speeds. Little Xie Lian, who was also sitting nearby and had brought a glove, reached over and caught it. He gave it to Hua Cheng with a sigh, telling him to be careful from then on. Hua Cheng had asked his name, and Xie Lian had unwittingly told him. From then on, Hua Cheng tried to unsuccessfully gain Xie Lian's attention.

They had both gotten into the same college. Hua Cheng despaired in his first year, however, groaning hopelessly among the stacks. Xie Lian, who was scribbling a paper nearby, reached over and handed the last of his snacks to this random depressed person among the bookshelves. He was obviously hungry- his stomach confirmed that- yet he gave away the last of his food with some encouraging words and returned to writing.

He didn't know how many times Hua Cheng stopped by his dorm room, awed, reverent, yet kept away by the glares of Xie Lian's roommates. They knew their friend was gay, and they knew assholes would want to date him, so they did their best to keep him from meeting Hua Cheng.

Even the handwritten note thanking Xie Lian for saving him didn't seem adequate. Hua Cheng tore it up and flopped dramatically on his bed. He'd seen Xie Lian that morning and that was enough to inspire him to keep going.

When college was over, he went back to whatever his parents wanted him to do, but it wasn't enough. He kept checking on what Xie Lian would be doing, until finally he overheard Xie Lian excitedly telling Feng Xin and Mu Qing about the trip they were going to take. So Hua Cheng could only book a ticket on the same plane trip.

Mu Qing had the nerve to snark at Hua Cheng. "Break our best friend's heart, playboy, and we'll break your face."

"Believe me, you'd have to bring me back to life to kill me a fourth time if that ever happened," Hua Cheng just laughed.

"San Lang, you're so funny," Xie Lian murmured. "How would they find your soul the 2nd time, let alone the 4th??"

"I'd die several times over before breaking your heart Gege." Hua Cheng tossed him a red stress ball with silver butterflies on it making a pattern like the stitches on a baseball. Xie Lian caught it, tracing his fingers over that unique pattern.

"Here, keep this. It's my promise to you." He stretched, yawning, curling his hand around Xie Lian's shoulder, making him go red and shift awkwardly in surprise.

Throughout the whole plane ride, Xie Lian's getting hit on by this guy who he assumes is an Airplane Rando, but Hua Cheng is talking to him like they're already close. Maybe he's just a really forward person??

Behind them is this little kid who looks scared and uncertain. She is holding her favorite pet snake and looks terrified.

Xie Lian immediately lends her a dog-eared copy of his favorite book to cheer her up. He gives out crayons, coloring books, pencils- you name it. Ban Yue is having a grand old time, coloring flowers in while she tells Xie Lian about how she's bringing all her snakes with her. By this time the snakes are escaping their boxes, but haven't reached the cabin yet.

Ban Yue loves snakes because they're chill, great listeners, and she has someone to protect. Xie Lian tells her that's wonderful, and if her favorite snake is her only one.

By this point, the snakes have found the cabin's ventilation shaft. They are free from their cardboard prison and spread out to explore this large metal box.

Pilot Ke Mo hits some turbulence. Passenger Ling Wen, who was just flipping through engine forums, slams her laptop shut as she hears something go wrong with the plane. She makes her way to the attendant and whispers a plan as the plane's nose dips unsteadily.

Xie Lian buries his face in his hands. "I knew I shouldn't have gone on this trip! Now our plane is going to crash."

"Gege won't crash, I'll protect you with my body so you'll never hit the floor," Hua Cheng draws him to his chest and murmurs comfortingly.

"Shameless!"

"Too shameless!"

"Don't listen to them, Gege. They are jealous of our love~"

Xie Lian resists the urge to ask how he can fall in love with someone he doesn't even know, when he turns around and sees Ban Yue squinting at the vents.

She holds not just her favorite snake, but two now.

"That's funny, I could have sworn I only brought this one with me. How on earth could the others..."

Screams of anger and shouts of alarm echo throughout the plane. The flight attendant had let mechanic Ling Wen have a look at the airplane, and was then notifying pilot Ke Mo of the situation. Ke Mo agreed to make gentle spirals to slow their descent and give Ling Wen time to fix things. However, he wouldn't have anticipated a snake dropping into his lap so that he'd scream and lurch the whole plane forwards!!!

Screams echo throughout the cabin; other passengers must be feeling similarly.

Xie Lian takes all his luggage out of his bag and gives it to Ban Yue for collecting her snakes in. He then picks up the snake around his neck and drops it in there. Hua Cheng immediately offers to put Xie Lian's stuff in with his own stuff. Xie Lian is grateful.

Xie Lian and Ban Yue go down the aisle collecting snakes and apologizing to the over passengers. Jun Wu is deadpan handing over his snake and asks if he can keep it.

Ban Yue is shocked but shakes her head. These are her snakes, and she knows how to take care of them thank you very much.

They continue in this way until Xie Lian is bitten by a snake. Hua Cheng runs up immediately because he "wants to suck out the venom" but Xie Lian stops him by asking what's the point of Hua Cheng also ingesting it too.

"The point is that if anything happens to you, I won't forgive myself!"

Pei Su who has been calmly reading the newspaper this whole time, clears his throat. "Actually, it doesn't have the proper markings. This snake is not venomous."

Ban Yue's eyes lit up. A fellow snake expert?

Soon Pei Su is explaining to whoever is nearby what kind of snake has just landed on them. He joins the crew going down the aisle stuffing snakes into Xie Lian's bag. Eventually, they run out of bag and Ban Yue thinks to check the duct tape on her packaging... d*mn, did the duct tape get loose again?!? She'd have to check and see. A bad feeling for that mechanic arose within her.

Meanwhile in the cockpit, Ke Mo is hollering mad and shaking with fright. "I have HAD IT up to Here with these MOTHER F*CKING SNAKES on this MOTHER F*CKING PLANE!!!" as more and more of the snakes drop from the vents. He has truly tried to stop the plane from landing right away but his stress is mounting.

Meanwhile Ling Wen is fixing the plane while covered in snakes and completely unfazed abt it. She wipes sweat off her brow and pets the snakes hanging off her arms. A look of concentration crosses her face as she adjusts some more things. "Almost there..."

THANKS FOR READING SO FAR BUT IM REALLY FUCKING TIRED. I GOT OUT ALL MY IMPORTANT PLANNING THOUGHTS SO I MIGHT ORGANIZE THIS INTO A PROPER FIC IN THE FUTURE. STAY TUNED

#ive never seen snakes on a plane but i think this is its overall plot #tian guan ci fu

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moonchildstyles · 5 years

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OK SO good point on the jealous thing bc i DEF think Harry struggles with emotions which could be why he didn’t tell her he loved her at the same time she did? but also the first time they really hung out after l*ke j*nes and she asked him abt love and he gave that super long answer? sad boi who has a of feelings but doesn’t know how to express them also being around parents who divorce and Gemma who almost DIED because of “love” proba didn’t help 😔

sunshine is very tactile I think n maybe harold doesn’t know how to process that? but HE seems to b like it too so not sure tho but YETH a may prhblem!!! which is 🥺🤧 bc u know she is not used to someone being so into her!!!! but even h said n Louis n Eleanor (jus wanna day LOVE the inclusion of her bc i am gay™️ for her rl) that he never dated anyone nd at that first party he was getting his dick sucked by p*ige but that was it BUT he’d said mays name!!!

ive sent u like 5 million of these im so SORRY it’s just like my fave fic at the moment (kinda fell out of love with h fics but this has brought me back to life) WHAT are your top angsty moments with h n May!!! (Only wanna kno cause I wana see if he we react the same to things i think we do)

Oh miss Lindsee you are going to die at chapter sixty five of angel 🤪🤪🤪

omg okay me too I think just w the family and the thing w his brother we found out and then Gemma and then obvi the whole gang thing I’m sure it’s hard to Express and omg in the new one when she cried bc she thought he was cheating on her and she’s like I wouldn’t blame u🥺 and he’s like.....thunthine,,,bby....ily LIKE MY HORT BROKE BOTH OF THEM HAVE ISSUES ACCEPTING AND EXPRESSKNG LOVE IN HEALTHY WAYS AND I LOVE THEM🥺 also same I love Eleanor so much omg🥺 also don’t feel bad ab these messages I love them I’m just dumb and take a long time to answer but okay i think my fave angsts parts are prolly in the new one where she thinks he’s cheating, when Harry first like alluded to knowing she was being abused and then they didn’t talk🥺, when they met Gemma, omg licherally any part w tommy and then ofc...when she found out Paul was her dad🥺 like....so much 💔💔💔💔 and then 💛💛💛💛 shortly after!!!!!!! Pleathe tell me ur Thots

AND LMG I KNOW I JUST CAUGHT UP TODAY AND OMFG LENSMDMMD THEYWLMSMDM HE RAALLY LAMSMDM LIKE RIGHT IP HER BUTT!!!!!! AND SHES ALL LIKD I LOVE U AND HES LIKE....I love ur butt AND! Ur heart🥺 and then!!!!!!!!! When they go to the lil party or whatever and all the girls are being friends eye— also genuinely fuck Paige I want to know what she’s trying to do

#anon #ask #i promise i wasnt ignoring im just dumb #book club

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