#'Why?'

[cellgatinbo]

foolish making the most of his new present from cucurucho himself

#qsmp #badboyhalo #qsmp clips #'why?' #foolish

[gnomeskillet]

I paid 5000 gold to have a statue of Astarion put in my camp and I'm absolutely losing my shit. Astarion the Sensuous. My god. I have zero regrets.

#baldur's gate #astarion #i saw the option to have a statue of yourself made and i was like #you know what? #this seems like the exact kind of stupid #impulsive #romantic gesture that gale would pull #'behold my beloved! i have had a statue carved in your likeness' #'gale darling' #'not that i'm not incredibly thrilled flattered and delighted but' #'why?' #'....i don't know. it seemed like a good idea at the time' #astarion immediately begins to shuck off his clothes #'gale you're so fucking stupid how am i supposed to resist you?'

[hatterstan-shameblog]

funny: aguni didn't hear or notice hatter sawing into the wall to install his super-secret card safe even though his bedroom was right next door

funnier: aguni heard hatter sawing into the wall and installing the super-secret card safe, but he didn't think anything of it because hatter's always doing weird stuff

funniest: aguni cut the hole in the wall himself and didn't realize or care what it was for

#alice in borderland #alice in borderland netflix #danma takeru #aguni morizono #'mori cut a hole in the wall with these dimensions' #'why?' #'what are you a cop? just do it ill explain it all later' #and technically he DID explain it all later sooooooo

[deerntheheadlights]

Tate and Violent don't get married until Violet decides it'd make more sense to file their taxes jointly.

#'do you have a tie?' #'why?' #'were getting married today.' #'SICK!!!' #and then they do #violet harmon headcanon #tate langdon headcanon

[aftonsinhell]

Me, in front of a whiteboard: but actually mike canonically has to have chronic pain because the only way for remnant corpses to keep moving is for them to be in enough constant pain that they're generating enough Agony to power them. this can be observed in springtrap and scraptrap (mostly scraptrap because he removed a lot of the animatronic parts to keep spring bonnie's programming from getting in his way) so that's why im completely justified to give my favorite squeaky toy a cane

my mom, who had innocently asked what i've been into recently:

#'you said afton is obsessed with the spring bonnie suit?' #'yea' #'why?' #'idfk. he's crazy. and a furry. #my mom is so patient #grave post #michael afton

[millenniummmbop]

Things I would create if I was 10% more manic: shot-for-shot remake of the "Bet On It" sequence from High School Musical 2 but with kaiba

#'why?' #every day i am plagued with visions of incomprehensible nonsense that play on an endless loop on the tv wall that is my mind #but sometimes they go away if i draw them out and if i find them funny enough my brain grants me the strength and energy #of a million college kids on their 3rd all-nighter of the week #to pull my own series of routine all-nighters in order to transcribe the visions into a visual language ppl can understand #this is my roundabout way of saying there are so many dumb cursed things i could be putting onto ur dashboards but im NOT bc im NICE lmfao #but also the image of kaiba dramatically running around a golf course singing about never giving up is SO FUNNY to me #and has been stuck in my head for about a year and a half now lmfao #ignore me

[inexpressiblybeautiful]

Sherlock and Irene: *are going through emotional turmoil*

Mycroft:

#Honestly I'm kind of sad that we don't talk about him during this scene #When it's so goddamn funny 😂 #Even the scenes before he was already absolutely devastated #Like when he got Moriarty's message #Man just wanted to solve his problems with cake #lol #And on the plane too #Mycroft at the start: Lmao Imma just gonna tell my little brother about this woman. Nothing bad can come out of this. #*6 months later* #Mycroft: FUCK NO... NO... NOOOOOO #And then he had to deal with these two in his own home #I'm sure he just wanted to chill down after a busy day #Thanks S & I #Now he be standing there like '🧍‍♂️' nearly the whole time #Waiting for them to resolve whatever the fuck is between them #Which is kind of interesting #Cuz unlike John he never got to see them interact with each other irl #Like he just wasn't there until now #Then this scene happened and he was probably confused a bit cuz 'Wait she be actually liking you?' #'Why?' #'I mean good for me but the fuck is happening??????' #Also just seeing his brother being like THAT #'Is he really in love or...????' #No wonder he didn't think that Sherlock wouldn't save her in Karachi #He wasn't there during their numerous eye fucking like John #Not like he needs it #I also like how he was the one who was present during this super important scene in both Sherlock's and Irene's lifes #Big Brother looking after his little brother and The Woman who is known for using other people's feelings against them #But you were so wrong about Sherlock's feelings Mycroft #Ofc he went to Karachi and he ATE... ugh there is no more space left for tags... shame

[ladycibia]

I’ll pretend I’m not seeing people reblogging my ugly 2014 artwork(s)

#jfdsjfdskl I mean!!! #thank you!! #but still #I wonder #'why?' #;/////////; sorry #cibia chats

[giffingthingsss]

#i bet you would #yes this is a seducy alien #but hoshi is like #'resistance?' #'why?' #'i'm down for anything' #enterprise things

[synonymroll648]

IZZY IZZY IZZY!!! I FOUND THE FROGNATE RINGS ON SALE ON TEMU FOR 98 CENTS IN USD!!!

WE SHOULD BUY MATCHING ONES!!

GASPED OUT LOUD WHEN I SAW THIS IN MY NOTES. THE FROGNATE RINGS. ALMOST IN THE FLESH. A HOLY SIGHT

#i'll put them on my list #'hey izzy what do you want for your birthday' #'smiley frog rings. bonus points if they're teal' #'why?' #'long story bro' #ask #presidentroarie

[girlstressed]

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

#personal #ITS A REFLEX IDK WHY I USED TO HAVE A RBF AND NOW I HAVE A RESTING SMILING FACE???

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

#text post #sex work is normal its not dirty or criminal why are we still freaking tf out ove this

[thatdelusionalnerd]

ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

#amaury guichon #chocolate guy #ides of march #cor speaks #WHY ISNT ANYONE LOSING THEIR MIND OVER THIS! #MARCH 15 #!! #julius caesar #The chocolate guy #*10k #*20k #*30K #*40K #*50K #*60K

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

#pink posts #i saw a tweet that was like “i see other people's art” --> i get discouraged #i understand that seeing art that is prettier than yours can be discouraging but why not twist that a bit? #why does it look prettier to you? is it the colors #is it the textures they used? the brushes? #study them and try to put your spin on it #and maybe you'll find your art beautiful as well

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[striving-artist]

The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.

Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”

Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”

The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.

Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”

Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.

Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.

#my life #why yes #this is obvious in my writing #thank you for asking