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sunniewr · 10 months

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ꗛִ⠀꯭ֹ⠀꯭🍞᭄𝅄⠀ׁ❛ֺ͜ㅤֺ﹟⃞ㅤׅ⃡ᥲ⃯𝔣ִ𝗍͟ᥱ𝗋 ♥︎ ׄ ֶ֢𑂲𝗂ׅ𝗄ᥱ⠀ֵ❜ ꯭𝒯໋ׅ ᤢֵּ⠀໋ׅ༅ ❛᳟▒ׂ᳞⠀͘

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internetdruid · 7 months

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A Hummingbird clearwing! (Hemaris thysbe)

#🪴#bugs #hummingbird clearwing

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dreamauri · 15 days

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♪ — 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗪𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗦 - part three lando norris x fem! streamer! reader (fluff) “. . . lando finds himself addicted to playing video games with this girl he cant get out of his head.”

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user the guy is hooked, good luck devi 👍

user this confirms the suspicions. devi, you are the hottest woman on earth if you got lando norris all smiley like that

user the way he was in the middle of a convo with max and totally forgot the world around him once he saw her and sat up ⤷ user someone tell him her favorite type of flowers fr

mclaren is that our lando?? 😲 ⤷ devi.03 yep, it is

user the smile omg my heart ⤷ user girl just the smile?!! look at the little wave! he’s so cute i cant!

user the way he looks at her tho awwww

user ok but like, lando better ask her out, she went out of her way to go see him ⤷ user better not mess this up, lando norris ⤷ user on god

user honestly im so glad they finally met, i've been waiting for this moment since december

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How to approach you, how to approach you, Lando pondered watching you standing at the little bar in the mclaren hospitality, waiting for your drink. "Suck it up." he mumbled, brushing his hand through his hair one last time before walking up to you. He was lucky enough that you wore the merch and the watch he got you, he would’ve thought you were an influencer if you hadn’t run your hand through your hair which showed the richard mille that identified you as you.

Lando awkwardly cleared his throat before asking the bartender for a drink. You looked up from your phone upon hearing the new but familiar voice. The brit in papaya tried to act cool, leaning on the counter and looking out of the glass wall onto the paddock. You smirked, leaning on your forearms as well. Taking a sip from your drink once it was set in front of you, you lightly nudged Lando.

He hummed, turning his head to face you. You shrugged your right sleeve up to reveal the watch. “I think I broke it.” Your words drew a frown from Lando, making him hold your wrist gently to inspect the watch.

“You haven’t had it for two months.” He scolded trying to find where the fault would’ve been. You held in a smile, watching him put his ear down to listen to the ticks.

“I’m telling you, man. Every third tick is slower.” Lando furrowed his eyebrows, staying there to see the apparent faulty watch. It was only when he realized you quoted the line from the movie cars did he nudge you with a huff.

“You scared me. I thought you broke it.” He scolded, taking his monster drink and popping it open with a grumble.

“I’d never even put a scratch on it.” you assured, nudging his shoulder with a laugh. “This is the first time I’ve worn it anyways, I wanted it to be a special occasion” You sighed happily, admiring the watch. Lando glanced at you while taking a sip from the drink.

“You think this is a special occasion?” he asked quietly, looking the other way as if he saw something when he was just trying to hide his smile.

“Oh yeah, for sure.” you nodded, giggling. “I finally get to meet Max Verstappen.” the brunette turned to you with a deadpan while you tried to hold in your smile. You both knew you were joking. Lando would’ve thought you were playing a trick on him if you weren’t wearing his ln4 world merch and McLaren cap.

“So,” you pushed off the counter, “P4 for tomorrow's race, you think you can get a podium? A win maybe?” Lando tried to hold in a smile as he followed you, walking with you from the hospitality to the garage.

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"I'm not letting you stay in a hotel?"

"What? Where should I stay? The curb?" You held your hands up confused.

"You can't even afford the meal plan!" Lando scolded as he pushed you from behind in the parking lot.

The awkwardness a person would get from meeting someone for the first time didn't last long between you and Lando. It lasted only 30 seconds before you nearly gave the brit a heart attack by telling him you broke the watch. You randomly read it somewhere, it doesn't always work but it sure did this time because Lando was the same silly and funny guy who always butts in asking for a partner or a teammate in a game when he doesn't need one.

"I can just eat out??" You tried to argue not seeing where he was going with the conversation.

"That's wasting even more money!" He scolded, turning you right and letting you hop down the sidewalk into the rows upon rows of cars.

"What am I supposed to do then?!" you threw your hands up just as Lando stopped to search for the car keys, with you still frozen, hands up in the air.

"Are you summoning god or something?" Oscar mumbled as he walked by.

"I wish, I think he's going to throw me on the side of a highway or something." you replied, sighing.

"Dev's staying in my room so I'm sleeping at yours." Lando told Oscar as he pulled the car door open. The aussie paused in his tracks, turning back and looking at you.

"You're dev?" Oscar more like stated before walking away, mumbling something about his girlfriend Lily. When the other papaya driver was out of earshot, you took the opportunity to roughly punch Lando's shoulder.

"Ow! What was that for?"

"You're giving out who I am?! What if someone hears? My face would be all over and I'm not gonna be able to set foot in campus!" You scolded him.

"What am I supposed to call you?!" he whisper shouted back.

"My name, duh." ". . ." "I've spent 5 hours with you, how do you not know my name?"

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"De- Y/N." Lando corrected himself. After a long night of secretly eating room service pizza in his room and getting up early for the race, you and Lando decided to spend the morning in the paddock. You stopped chewing on the grapes you somehow got your hands on and looked up at him. Lando looked right and left before pulling a box of biscuits from his shirt.

Your eyebrows rose in surprise as you took the box happily, opening it as the boy took the seat beside you. The best thing about this certain hospitality is that there were no current fangirls sneaking around or trying to take pictures. So you and Lando were safe, fighting over cookies with no one noticing or paying any mind.

"I'm the one who got them!"

"I'm the guest!" you argued back, trying to reach forward and take it back.

"Yeah, but I'm the driver and I have a big race today so I need it!"

"You need healthy food! Not carbohydrates—" un-thankfully for you, Oscar came up from the side and took the cookie while both of you were distracted.

He chewed peacefully while you and Lando had a face of utter despair. "It's my home race." he justified, taking another bite. "Also," he pointed the tiny piece of the cookie left at you. "I heard some people are looking for you." Your eyes widened in confusion.

"Am I getting deported?" Now both of the McLaren boys were looking at you in confusion.

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credits to proofreading to the lovely @classiclitfreak <3

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spicycinnabun · 1 month

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“Steve, something is wrong with Christofern!” Eddie entered Steve’s room, cradling the potted plant in his arms.

He’d come home after work, ready to greet his bud-dy, but one look at him had made Eddie gasp. His leaves were shriveled up like sad little green raisins. Usually, they were puffed up like oversized Rice Krispies.

Christofern had been Robin’s, originally. It had been in a very sorry state on her windowsill before she’d left for college—a lot worse than it looked now, under Eddie’s care, thank you—and she’d told him, “I honestly can’t stand the thing. You keep it. It sheds worse than my aunt’s Great Pyrenees, and I’m tired of vacuuming. Just don’t throw it out, or Steve might murder you.”

And that had been that.

Christofern didn’t look like a typical house plant. He wasn’t a fern, which Steve kept reminding him. Steve was more practical. He didn’t give his plants names but called them by their designated labels.

Christofern was a Donkey’s Tail, or sedum morganianum, part of the succulent family. That term meant absolutely nothing to Eddie unless it was referring to a big bowl of pasta—he had no idea there was a whole plant category called delicious.

“But maybe he wants to be a fern, Steven,” he’d argued. “Ever thought of that? He doesn’t have to be a succulent just because he was assigned so at birth.”

“You’re fucking ridiculous,” had been Steve’s reply.

At first, Eddie had enlisted Steve’s help purely because he’d wanted his attention, and talking about plants was an easy as hell way to get Steve’s attention. Steve was a very passionate plant dad. But later, Eddie grew to love Christofern, and the trials and tribulations of learning how to care for him were almost like raising his own child.

Christofern had not just one but seven long, thickly spiked green tails. Seven tails. He reminded Eddie of a mutated dragon. He was adorable but occasionally grumpy and high-maintenance, like a certain someone Eddie knew. (Perhaps Christofern was more of a prince than a dragon—a dragon prince?)

If he didn’t get enough sunlight, his leaves shed, and he wilted. If he wasn’t rotated daily, he got yellow and sunburnt. And if he didn’t get enough water…

“I swear I watered him... uh, recently.” When had Eddie last watered him? Not the day before, but maybe Wednesday? Or had it been Tuesday? Shit. Eddie pouted. “I just gave him a drink now, anyway. It’s not too late, is it, Doctor Steve?”

He clasped his hands and watched Steve’s attentive eyes rove over his plant, waiting for the diagnosis.

“Eddie, how could you neglect Christofern like this? I should call Plant Protective Services.” Steve grabbed his hand, startling Eddie and his overactive heartbeat.

He took Eddie’s index finger and pushed it into Christofern’s soil right down to his second knuckle. It felt inappropriate. Eddie made a noise, appalled. “Steven, why are you making me violate Christofern?”

Steve ignored him. “What do you feel? The soil is soaked down there, isn’t it?”

Eddie wiggled his finger. It felt goopy. “Yes,” he admitted.

“You’ve overwatered it,” Steve chastised. “Now, the leaves might rot instead of rehydrating themselves. You’ve got to make sure you don’t drown it. Christofern only needs a moderate amount of water every two weeks, okay?”

“Okay,” Eddie said meekly. “I’m sorry, Christofern.”

Steve pulled his finger out of the soil and gave him a look bordering on amusement. “Leave him with me for a few days, and I’ll get him back to where he should be.”

“Thank you, Doctor Steve. How can I ever repay you?” Eddie imagined repaying Steve with his mouth, his tongue, his hands (after he washed the soil off)…

“You can clean the bathroom,” Steve said.

Eddie’s fantasy shattered. He whined. “Does it have to be that?”

“Yup.”

“Damn it, Steve, just make me suck your dick next time,” Eddie grumbled on his way out.

He missed the way Steve’s jaw dropped.

#fic #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #steddie #steve x eddie #steddie au #roommate au #steddie fic #plant dad steve harrington #crack fic #christofern is their love fern #eddie won’t let it die #🪴

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juuicysaros · 2 months

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once again relevant

#torts getting fined quite literally 10x what most players get for headhunting . for yelling at a ref. be so forreal #🪴

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shyghosties · 1 year

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#watering my garden 🪴#hello have a great day i believe in you!!!!#gif #scribbles #original art #this is one of the stickers for my lovely patreon supporters :•)

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veeferns · 6 months

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a selection of crooked fizz pfps

use these however you want I just screenshotted and cropped in, I don't own them.

#fizzarolli #fizzarolli pfp #fizzarolli pfps #fizz pfps #fizz pfp #helluva boss #helluva boss pfp #helluva boss pfps #🪴 posts

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boba-beom · 4 months

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smiles.. perv bsf taehyun..

naomi omg you don't even understand, my face dropped 😵‍💫 perv!bsf taehyun coming right up— NSFW

bsf!taehyun whose hand placement advances every so slightly every time you're together. his hand on your back last time? this time it inches even lower just above your butt but it doesn't faze you. your hugs? his toned arms wrapped around you and his pretty hands perfectly resting on your waist; he just loves the feeling of your figure against his.

bsf!taehyun whose eyes linger on your chest when you wear something accentuating like a fitted or low neck top. a bonus when you're wearing your short shorts around the house and he just traces your silhouette from the back of your thigh to where just under your ass, definitely has him looking for a cushion or just pulling his hoodie over his growing tent in his sweats.

bsf!taehyun who lays down in your bed while you're getting ready to go out with your friends, 'scrolling' through his phone but while you change between potential outfits, his eyes stray away from the screen, ogling your figure and your bare back with the sight of you in your bra.

bsf!taehyun who rests his hands on your hips as he passes by you despite there being so much space around you both. occasionally, he purposely chooses to squeeze between you and whatever obstacle just so your ass brushes against his crotch, he'll look down and at the contact and hopes he doesn't pop a boner asap.

bsf!taehyun who can't stop staring at your plush thighs when you sit beside him, whether you're wearing jeans, a skirt or shorts. he loves the way the expand and wishes he could have your thighs warming up his ears for him.

bsf!taehyun who lets you lay your head on his lap, your lips slightly parted as he looks down at you, but he just thinks about how close your head is to where he'd love it the most. thinking about how pretty your lips would be around the head of his blushed tip, even the thought of you kitten licking his tip while maintaining eye contact.

bsf!taehyun who gets himself off in the bathroom of the party you're both at, where your tipsy self was supposedly all over him; chest pressed up against him, arms over his shoulders and hands playing with the hair at the nap of his neck. the dim lights hitting different as he looks at you in close proximity as you let him roam his hands along your sides.

bsf!taehyun who doesn't stop thinking about the way you look after a good cry, as bad as it sounds, he loves the way the tears twinkle among your lashes, your cheeks flushed and warm, just thinking about how you'd look if you would just let him ruin you at least once.

bsf!taehyun who lets you sit on his lap on the couch while watching a movie with the boys, lights dim and only from the tv, a blanket shared between the both of you, your ass apply the slightest pressure and friction on his growing boner, him monitoring your heavy breathing and has him controlling his breathing too.

bsf!taehyun who doesn't know that you love the way he touches you here and there, acting so nonchalant and oblivious when he checks you out.

bsf!taehyun whose name leaves your lips late at night as you touch yourself, just remembering the way his body feels against yours after long hugs, the way his arms feel around your waist when you walk together and the way he looks after he took a shower at yours earlier in the day after a good gym session.

bsf!taehyun who doesn't know that he's the reason you turn down other guys, because you just want him. label or not.

#naomi ♡#naomiarai ♡#[ 🪴 ] — asks.#[ 🧸 ] — mutuals.#taehyun hard hours #taehyun hard thoughts #taehyun smut #txt hard hours #txt hard thoughts #txt smut #smiles hard hours #mdni

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kill-4-kat · 4 months

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Prev jaehyun thoughts?

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okay but yes...

PERV!JAEHYUN. Who goes to your room while you're not home and steals your panties, then starts acting clueless when you start to ask him if he has seen them😩😩

PERV!JAEHYUN. When you go make breakfast always needing help to get a plate, so you ask him and while he's helping you his clothed dick touching your ass.😮‍💨🤭🤭 (he put the plates where you could not reach just so he could do that)

PERV!JAEHYUN. Catches you masturbating and apologizes before he tries to convince you that he should help you because 'that's what roommates do'

PERV!JAEHYUN. Who fucks you so hard that your toes are curling into the bed sheet, and having your hands gripping and scratching his back cause it feels so good

PERV!JAEHYUN. Tells you things like... your such a slut letting me abuse this wet little cunt hm baby? So cute getting dumb on my cock like this darling. Oh you don't know how much how much I- I have fucking imagined your cunt wrapped around my dick baby doll.

PERV!JAEHYUN. That makes you ride his pillow making you cum or squirt on it, just so that he can jerk off with it later🫢🫢🫢🫢

THIS THOUGHT MAKES ME UN WELL LIKE WHAT????!?!?????????

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nordsea-horizons · 2 months

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🍃sunset walk🌤️🍃

#i love this golden hour vibe for forestcore #but ive been working on this island in the morning hours⛅️🌥️#so thats my favorite light for this island tbh🪴#toadstool island #acnh #animal crossing #animal crossing new horizons #new horizons #acnh island #acnh exterior #acnh sunset #acnh golden hour #acnh spring #acnh forestcore #acnh forest

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sunniewr · 10 months

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⠀➧ㅤ໋࣮𖦹𓈒۫ 𝆅 𝔣ִᥱᥱ𑂲⠀꯭ׁ❥꯭ 𑂲𝗂ׅ𝗄ᥱ ❜ּ⠀⠀꫶ׂ ꔫ 🛁࿔⠀໋ᷧᥱ𑂲ᥱvᥱᥒ ⃯ᷧ⠀࣪|| ꯭͝🍞

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internetdruid · 4 months

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Finally a creature with a worse common name to beat tasselled wobbegong & spiny lumpsucker

#🪴#marine life

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dreamauri · 1 month

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♪ — 𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗠 𝗕𝗢𝗬 carlos sainz jr. x singer! reader (fluff) “. . . there's no reason to hide after word gets out that carlos is dating a musician.”

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liked by carlossainz55 kakiara and 35.6k others y.ln had a wonderful night at vancouver, thank you for having me ❤️

user you were amazing out there y/n!

user i miss her already, can't wait to see her again soon ↳ user luckyy i wanna go😭

user carlos thinking he can hide in the comments ↳ user we see you carlos 👀 ↳ user sh! you'll scare him off!

user y/n singing dream boy means everything to me ↳ user means more knowing carlos was in the crowd listening ↳ user mans got good taste

user not y/n fans discovering f1 bc of carlos ↳ user we can't gatekeep him anymore😔 ↳ user WE CAN'T GATEKEEP THE WHOLE GRID ANYMORE, THET'RE COMING FOR LANDO AND CHARLES NEXT ↳ user 😭

C² Challenge | Quickfire Games with Charles Leclerc and Carlos Sainz!

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voice notes 🔊 . . . ( fighting my adhd med's forced non creativity with smaus, WHY DID THIS TAKE ME SO LONG (i need dopamine, does anyone have some spare for me plz?)