#💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌

[torchiiko]

i Love spamton x readers where spamtons in like. an unconventional form, like hes a virus in your computer or he gets isekaid into your world as a living doll

That being said: in the "spamton lives in your computer" stories, reader downloads him accidentally or out of pity but What If they were a youtuber who talked about computer worms and viruses and downloaded him On Purpose in a virtual machine to showcase him

they narrate everything he does while screen recording like "oh see, its trying to access my microphone now. this is why you have to be careful about what programs you run, im using a vm so it should be contained and cant get into my actual files" and spamtons like "wtf. wtf"

little desktop spamton contained in the virtual machine while reader makes videos on him bc they and their audience think hes neat. they compliment his complexity and how much hes seemingly able to do, not knowing hes a whole little guy in there and not just a random computer virus

#spamton #spamton x reader #deltarune #fanfic idea #someone pls write this #im already in the middle of drafting 3 other fics i cant keep adding more #i love videos about computer viruses. love the ILOVEYOU creacher i love learning about the ways in which machines can suffer #lightner reader but not necessarily Human. there needs to be more nonhuman readers #nerd time #real simping hours #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌

[torchiiko]

Do you think I made him hot enough

glances at him disrespectfully . um Yes

if i were to make Any suggestions itd be have hinm exhalign smoke too if were using the cigarette for hotness points

#tucks hair behind ear So does he have plans for this valentines day orrr #ask :) #the gift menace 🎨 #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌 #this one gets f/o tagged bc i said so

[torchiiko]

actually rq i just wanna say spamton has firmly moved out of the pathetic category in my mind. im not sure when he officially left but im thinking abt it more in depth now bc i have a drawing idea that requires my most pathetic bbgirls & i cant imagine spamton g spamton among them

#hes far too tough for that hes in a new category which is probably men who live in the trash and/or are silly #that man did not go thru hell only to be caled pathetic. sopping wet meow meow Yes bc his life is tragic & it makes me sad. but not pathetic #ok. bed time #torch chatter #spamton #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌

[torchiiko]

embarrassing having some completely mundane everyday thing be permanently associated with a blorbo in my brain

i twirl my hair at spam emails & blush walking past a chess set there is no saving me

#ive started hoarding white kings in flight rising. for obvious reasons #torch chatter #real simping hours #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌 #👑 king of my heart - kinger 👑

[torchiiko]

i think i need to get crazy insane obsessed with spamton again . if the trend continues this will happen around october/november

#seasonal spamton simping #its happened 2 years in a row and i hope it happens again im looking forward to it #want that guy in the forefront of my mind again #torch chatter #real simping hours #spamton #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌

[torchiiko]

steal bfs clothe <3 (except hes too small so rlly its more like getting copies of his clothes in ur size but the gestures there ok)

plus heem in my sweatr... its big on me so itd be Even Bigger on him.... <3 idk if this is even 2 scale Tbh

#he is too small 4 me 2 wear his but its ok he makes up 4 it by being adorable in my clothes he can borrow eveytyhingg #this is a phone doodle so im not Posting it on thr art acc but ill rb it there later i tjink #i might also just redraw tbem b make em better..... Hmmmmmm #love him. tbe spamtong #spamton #deltarune #doodle #real simping hours #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌

[torchiiko]

pspsps heres some screenshots from a spamton x cafe owner! darkner! reader oneshot im workin on

its second person (reader is referred to as you) But the narration follows spamton and his inner thoughts bc hes fun to write about :3

gets a little angsty bc spammy boys full of insecurities and self loathing but dw he Will be Loved later on i promise. only happy endings here folks

ill be posting it on ao3 and also linking it here so. if youre interested feel free to ask me to @ you when its done ig! idk im just having fun babey!!!!

#spamton #deltarune #spamton x reader #i will talk more about this if anyone wants <3 #i tend to write with a lighthearted n sometimes a bit silly style #but i love delving into spamtongs bitterness and self loathing and desperation !! sad little man #fanfic wip #nerd time #deltarune x reader #the plot summary is basically: spamton runs into a random store to get out of a storm bc he was out looking for food scraps #the cafe owner (you) offer him free food and drink since youre already staying late and you have lots of leftovers you dont want wasted #in spamtons particularly desperate state he warms up to your kindness easier than usual and it gets him hooked on your cafe (and you) #he vows to repay you Somehow.. theres more but i havent written it yet and i think it might be spoilers sooo #real simping hours #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌

[torchiiko]

pspsp spamton x darkner! cafe owner! reader is done

i really did mean for it to be a oneshot but i got Carried Away and had to split it into chapters so it wasnt just walls of text. the pacing probably sucks bc of that sorryy

featuring: fluff, light angst (cuz of spamtons insecurities), lots of mentions of food and eating, gender neutral reader, 2nd person pov, no use of y/n, and short spamton !!

(those are basically just the tags)

#spamton #deltarune #spamton x reader #deltarune x reader #spamton g spamton #fanfic #nerd time #x reader #real simping hours #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌

[torchiiko]

hes my boyfriend. my wife. my boywife. my wifeboy

#spamton #he has not let go yet he still has a vice grip on me #real simping hours #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌

[torchiiko]

spamton selfshipping is so fun bc it just. everyone has their own version of spamton! theres exs and neos and base spamton has so much variation in ppls designs 4 him!! everyone has their own personal spamton and we are all collectively kissing him

#i hold up spamton plush and go Hes my wife #and then theres artists who let other ppl kiss their spams!! passing this guy around 4 smooches #like a bunch of kids with slightly different versions of the same toy.. we can both have spamton but u cant have mine u have 2 get ur own #i see selfship art n im like omg we have the same boyfriend <3 so cool of us #spamton #torch chatter #real simping hours #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌

[torchiiko]

*kisses spamton* *kisses spamton* *kisses spamton* *kisses spamton* *kisses spamton* *kisses spamton* *kisses spamton* *kisses spamton* *kisses spamton* *kisses spamton* *kisses spamton* *kisses spamton* *kisses spamt

#sorry. im in love with him #were married actually. hes my wife #i am kissing him on th3 mouth every single day n sometimes i give him a lil kiss on the nose as a treat :) #i gotta make a simping tag... uhhhhhhh #real simping hours #<- thatll be the tag 4 when i wanna Kiss my blorbos more than Ponder them #spamton #deltarune #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌

[torchiiko]

ummmm. spamton x reader where reader is just as if not more insecure than spamton and by loving each other they also learn to love themselves

#its liiike u love someone So Much and u trust them. and everything feels that much more genuine coming from them #and over time their love for u starts to affect how u view urself & if the person u love most loves u 2 then maybe ur not so bad after all #being so utterly in love & loving them not just in spite of the things theyre insecure abt but Bc of them #idkk i just. spamton is often portrayed with low self esteem whether he keeps it secret or not and reader can usually bring it back up #but what if reader needed that boost too!!! what if there! a talk abt reader denying spams compliments not bc they think hes Lying per se #but bc they just have such low self esteem they cant believe anyone would compliment them so much so sincerely #they figure Oh hes a salesman hes buttering me up. and it does Start like that but it progresses into something More n its hard 2 believe #made a mistske in the earlier tags but i cant edit thm on mobile so. it stays #spamton #deltarune #real simping hours #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌

[torchiiko]

i am so amused by the fact its technically canon that spamton just has a huge ass. there was no reason for toby to do that

#it was mentioned enough times that you Cant just brush it off #spamton #deltarune #nerd time #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌

[torchiiko]

1 w1sh y0u luck 1n y0ur Sp4mt0n s1mp1ng.

thank you :D

#ask :) #anon 🕶 #spamton #real simping hours #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌

[torchiiko]

no one will evwr know the extent of my feeling s 4 spamtonn its . i just love him so much ok

like. if i got eeby deebied 2 deltarune rn n there was the fanfic trope of darkners telling reader "ohh spamtons a real bad guy hes using u ur just gonna get hurt stop talking 2 him" i would be like Dont Care Didnt Ask thats my bf . if he wants my soul he can have it he already has my heart ok

#its valentines im allowed 2 be a simp 2day . hes all i think abt all the time i love him so much #getting spamplush has extended my braimrot permanently i think #hes the love of my life the man of my dreams #spamton #torch chatter #real simping hours #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌

[torchiiko]

sorry 4 being utterly bewitched by spamton btw. i dream of kissing him in the light of the sunrise and holding him in my arms at night

#he has rewired my brain #i think abt him all day every day #ive given us an official unofficial ship name. i might need 2 us e it if i make ship art...... #spamton #real simping hours #torch chatter #💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌