#💀 dougie

[montembeault]

VAN @ NJD (02.06.23)

#andrei kuzmenko #elias pettersson #oliver ekman larsson #anthony beauvillier #vancouver canucks #💀 dougie #nasty stuff lol #gif

[araiz-zaria]

Me to Nimitz: *gives durian* (affectionate)

Me to MacArthur: *gives durian* (derogatory)

#it's crack o'clock folks #not art #scribblings #chester nimitz #chester w nimitz #ニミッツの日曜日 #meanwhile chesty is already noshing his third tub of durian ice cream clean 😅 #damn dougie to the depths of the mariana trench 😒🙄🤢🤦🏾💀 #american history

[themthrfkinprincess]

Astro observation . . . TWO!!

Whenever I see someone has a prominent Scorpio or Capricorn placement I always notice and see how sweet and overlay considerate they are. These people I’ve noticed are very helpful and there for people, sometimes they don’t think about themselves that much and contain themselves too much. They also are like nonchalantly funny? It’s not hard for them to make me laugh I’ve noticed.

But yeah strong Capricorn and Scorpio placements remind me of the giving tree idkkk

Like also Capricorn’s and Cancers be goofy as shit im crine😭

WHEW. This is from my experience but when I have seen a fair amount of Virgo or Cancer influences in somebody chart THEY ALWAYS GET ON MY NERVES LIKE GIRL DON'T DO ME LEAVE ME ALONE😭 I swear I have always had little moments with them- they can be quite annoying but guess what. I often spend so much time with them and we are right back on track maybe two seconds later it’s so funny. We switch up so much it funny. And this is funny because well I am a cancer myself and well there are more than three cancers in my family who I adore. You guys are really aggravating though.

And like also Geminis freaky foreal like YALL LIKE BOOTY FOREAL😭

also its a double whammy if you have eros or venus in gemin lol. I have both 😈👅

so come here . . . .

GIVE ME THAT BOOTY😈

lol😭

AND YOOOO Like geminis and Leo’s can be so embarrassing at times? They’re very suspect to be very lollygagging individuals and I can say this because I have a Leo stellium. Sometimes I look back and be like girl no. It sad. ☹️ like girl you 36 how long you gon be doing this😕.

They remind me of this liam dancing gif. Its not that they are embarrassing over big things- its just small stuff they can do and say which makes you go wtf???😭 Sometimes i feel they try to impress you over small weird things that no one really gives a fuck about like okay right . . . right . . .

Leo, Cancer, Gemini, and Virgo can be really corny at times- it reminds of that gif of drake doing the dougie. They can be corny in a cute way though😭but leos can get genuinely embarrassing as a mentioned beforehand

Also Geminis talk too much 🦧.

They will run their mouth and run it- i have no problem with it though I like to talk a lot lol. They are ( of course!) good listeners too! I had a friend she was so chill- I could talk to her about anything’s like- if i wanted to speak gibberish she would speak gibberish back to me. She was so random too. They are kind of silly whimsical beings at times I will not lie. Like it would not be wild to catch them froliciing in the fields randomly- its kind of expected of them in my own opinion. In my eyes they really be in their own world at times. 💀

AYE.

And yo!? Tell me why Aries are so cute what the hell!?!?

LIKE THEY ARE SO CUTE!!

CYUTSIE PATOOTSIES!!!! I imagine them trying to rob me at a gas station I own or something. Like I don’t know imagine them pointing a gun at you and trying to rob you LMFAO. I WILL BURST OUT LAUGHING. They might shoot you tho idk😞 they really be standing on business and they intimidate me a lot once they start talking- and they could be totally be happy/polite while they are talking. It’s just their aura feels forceful? Lively? Out there? I don’t know how to explain it but yeah. Also they are so sweet too!!! These people are cheerleaders- people say that Leo’s are cheerleaders but the biggest cheerleaders I see are more often Aries. My cousin is one and she is very VERY sweet. She listens to you deeply and she really pushes you. Sometimes it’s annoying at times cause like GIRL LEAVE ME ALONE I DON'T FEEL LIKE IT 😭 I love aries though 💖😭 You guys are so cute. AND WHY THEY ALWAYS LOOK LIKE CARTOON CHARACTERS 😭

LIKE WHY HE LOOK LIKE RODDY😭

And of course we know Pedro looks like chicken little

Also Aries women are GORG!! No seriously! Look at Halle!!! Miss Mamas is GORG!! She is STUNNING! It’s like 💥WAPOW!!!💥 getting struck and hit by her beauty😍💖

Also David tennant so cute he's sort of like kind of my man😍😍 if you have a crush on him your so real I totally get it fren 😋💗🤭😁

Like dude come on he's so freaking cute. His eyes are so intense it makes him look like a crackhead sometimes but it doesn't even matter HE'S SO CUTE. And his Scottish accent is so 🫦🫦🫦 I don't know what he be saying sometimes though in his TV shows like huh🗿

Cancer Mars are literally the Scarlet Witch idk dude. . . . like people can go completely BONKERS. These hoes kind of crazy. If you been wronging one for quite a while you better sleep with one eye open when you sleeping👀

Like these people are kind of punks☹️. They retreat often when something is wrong- too much actually. They really do not want to fight or have any problems foreal. They can be very indirect at times when bothered it can get annoying. But when enough is enough its over💀 its like one fart and your dead💀

Like that Aries and Cancer energy is not mixing well and shit can get REAL unstable there like don't do them patna!!

Uhm i totally had a million more things to say and I really did not get to re-read this. So there may be many typos- and also im kind of lazy and wish i decorated this post better. But that's besides the point- I hope you liked this post or whatever!!! I was totally honestly rambing to myself, if you found these accurate to you then great!

Peace out!!!💖💗

#astrology #astro observations #cancer mars #cancer #aries #leo #virgo #scorpio #gemini

[kafka-ohdear]

hello duck :D since i just came back from a grocery run 💀😭 for brenny and dougley post war or modern au (whatever) what's your thoughts on them going shopping for groceries?? i mean of course dougley is the old married coupleᵀᴹ type and brenny would take meatball with them for sure (yes unfortunately this is exactly what i was thinking when I went for groceries 💀💀)

idk what kind of coincidence is this but my mom just asked me to get some groceries when i was answering this ask 😭

!!!!! alright you got me when you hit send this ask 😈

tw: long ass and random post about my headcanons for them 😭,,,

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for dougley, i think it's like:

- blakely pays. of course.

- blakely is (un)surprisingly good at choosing fruits & vegetables etc, and he is like a professional yk. he has everything planned out and follows the exact list. nothing more, nothing less.

- dougie? that man doesn't know what is a shopping list. he likes something, he'll buy it.

- maybe i'm delulu rn but i think dougie can literally buy anything (mostly candies and random stuff) because: one, he doesm't meed to pay under any circumstances; two, blakely likes to see him smiles when he gets his favourite treats.

- okay. the neckerchief. based on the fact that blakely handles grocery runs very well, i'm convinced that dougie has tried at least once to tie the neckerchief onto blakely's head in the babushka style (idk im sorry about my poor vocabulary 💀💀,,,).

- blakely didn't resist him doing so, but he's already working on the plot of his revenge on dougie (yes i'm talking about the "coquette" bow 💀...).

- the kids in the supermarket/grocery store likes them (😭 idk because blakely has the grandpa aura to me,,, and dougie surely loves playing with kids) so whenever the kids see them doing grocery, they'd wave at the couple and talk to them.

- blakely does most of the things, and dougie will help him with smaller stuff like putting the groceries into their vehicle or help him carry some of them back home.

- dougie would steal some of the treats or some random stuff when blakely is unpacking the bags, which usually is blakely's.

- blakely knows but he wouldn't say a thing but plots on his great revenge mission instead

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and in my mind brenny would be like:

- they certainly would bring their child aka meatball along with them whenever they are going out for groceries.

- they have zero clue what to buy for their meals and end up taking loads of random stuff back home.

- brady like canned meat. demarco doesn't. they argue over the problem that demarco throws up whenever he smells canned meat, but brady always wins and gets to buy some because their beloved meatball likes canned meat as well.

- brenny is the kind of couple would buy ice cream or other small treats after getting groceries.

- hmmm i have a feeling they might take a walk around (somewhere near there idk,,,) so meatball could enjoy some fresh air before going home.

- BTW ABOUT THE CLOTHING. i think brady would dress kinda??? like a fashion icon??? and demarco would wear clothes like some random ass guy with white t-shirt and black shorts with some slippers,,,

- demarco packs & unpacks things for almost all the time while brady uses entertaining meatball as an excuse.

- demarco doesn't mind because he loves seeing his two favourite person (i kinda feel like he would refer to them as "creatures" to tease brady 💀) happy together,,,

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i'm really sorry for this long ass post and shitty headcanons but 😭😭😭 i hope you like them,,,

#dougley #james douglass #everett blakely #i'm so in love with them #brenny #😭😭😭😭😭 #john brady #bernard demarco #demarcooo #mota #masters of the air #the duck answering stuffs #nuh uh imagine demarco wearing dép tổ ong.....

[5iceroy]

✔️ vegas weekend !!!

it was rlly fun but also sad that i literally did nothing i was recced from the nevada locals (sorry buddies i’ll hit em up next time thank u again for being so thoughtful w ur recs, groups j have their way of metastasizing 😖🤞) buttttt we went to hakkasan, Xs, the m&m and coke store, new york new york, the williams fan zone (didnt get anyth), walked around mgm grand and south point, ate at prosecco’s, dicked around the hotel pool (they had a waterfall!)… ermm plus some other stuff i cant rmb off the top of my head! 😁👍

photos: some cocktails we got, miss liberty herself, this random guy waving around the new zealand flag at the club? for some reason? OH also there was this guy doin a mean dougie but he stopped the second i tried to capture his excellent performance :( and me on the right w the bday girl!!

thoughts on the gp: traffic was honestly not that bad? like, ubers were 38 and 6 people was 57 was tbh that’s regular san diego prices so 💀 fuck it we ball 💀 the sphere was SO funny lol and once u got close being able to hear the cars driving by was so surreal (mb im easily impressed 😭) tons of people in merch and everyone was nice :] too bad ab free practice but im happy quali n race day were still ok 🤞 ermmm ok thats all 🤓👍

#vegas gp 2023 #ali talking

[hockstuff]

Hockey Players as Greek Gods

Zeus- (God of the Sky)-Sidney Crosby, has the most power and rules over everyone. Brooding when angry, likes to travel but not be noticed or talked to.

Hera- (God of Marriage, Mothers and Families)- Marc-Andre Fleury, loves their family. Likes to be in the carpool line or cut oranges for soccer games. But do not anger, you will not exist anymore.

Athena- (God of Wisdom, War and Useful Arts)- Dougie Hamilton, the smart ones, likes to wander around museums, only interacts with intellectuals, probably get a degree for FUN

Aphrodite- (God of Love and Beauty)-Roman Josi, very very pretty, uses their looks to get what they want, and it works 1000% of the time, is here for a good time not a long time 

Hermes- (God of the Roadways, Travelers, Merchants, and Thieves)-Mat Barzal, terrible style with joggers and shitty shoes, always missing, tends to start trouble but can never finish it, always needs backup. 

Poseidon- (God of the Sea)- Erik Johnson, UNHINGED, would create horses out of sea form, only wears Hawaiian shirt, shorts, and flipflops, likes to talk to anyone.

Apollo- (God of Archery, Music, Poetry, Prophecy, and Medicine)- Tyson Jost, likes to look HOT, always looks good, is into everything from Music to Medicine; won’t be good at it but points for trying.

Dionysus- (God of Wine)- Quinn Hughes, pasty man who always looks hungover, a grumpy man barely surviving. Not much of a fighter…more of just stern petty looks. 

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THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ALL SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!! you’ve done it again amazing spectacular showstopping!

ej as poseidon makes so. much. sense. and quinn as dionysus has me dying AHAHAHAH💀 also tyson as apollo isn’t something i thought i needed in life but here i am.. a whore for this concept omfg

i saw this in my notif and i IMMEDIATELY KNEW what edit i wanted to make! my percy jackson loving heart will spare no expense at making this the best (ugliest) bad edit i’ve ever done

coming to bookstores near you:

i put my whole c-ussy into this one fr 💀 whipped out my ipad and procreate app and everything AHAHAHHA god i love making bad edits for your castings (clarification: the dude in the middle that all faded into the purple is gary bettman hehe)

#EVERYONE APPRECIATE THIS CASTING MASTERPIECE RIGHT TF NOW #ask #dumbass anon (affectionate) #quinn hughes #mat barzal #roman josi #sidney crosby #erik johnson #dougie hamilton #tyson jost #marc andre fleury

[tabl3]

guys,,,,

you guys,,,,

I cannot believe I need to clarify this 💀

no. douglas and tasha are NOT romantic-coded in my writing, nor am I building up a romance between them

she is married to his brother

just bc a man and woman have playful competitive banter between them does not mean they have feelings for each other

I get it's kinda confusing bc she's the de facto mom and I've been building dougie up as the actual semi-okay dad. but. n o

I just like having them interact bc a. they had almost none in the show and b. with the story centered on 17-19-year-olds as the mcs, the actual adults need to talk to people their own age as well lol

#no #lmao my jaw has dropped over the influx of different accounts asking about this #men and women who are attracted to the opposite gender can't be platonic ig lol #lab rats #lref #disney #tasha davenport #douglas davenport

[toffoliravioli]

Good news is Jackie scored in his 200th game and once again was the only one that played an entire 60 minutes. Was just buzzing the entire time, honestly everyone was just passing him the puck.

As much as I love that, we need effort from the everyone else as well, this team is pass-first and it’s been biting us in the ass. Y’all gotta shoot more, idc if it’s an ugly shot.

But also Dougie was the assist king tonight, got all the apples yUh. He did his job.

And ummm Severson doing Severson things again 💀💀 (bro I cannot keep defending you, you’re brutal-)

#need goals from someone not named Jack Hughes #new jersey devils #postgame thoughts

[victimofdiskjord]

Wow guys! 🤗 he really made the shoot! 🥳 he truly dunked it! 😅 he totally put that ball in it's place! 🤣He really threw that ball! 😧 That ball sure did bounce! 😂 Did you see how high that ball went? 🤪 That was so crazy! 😲 I can't believe it went that far! 😳 That swooshball really hit the dougie! 😖 That ball jiggled AND wiggled! 😭 That ball was so ballin! 💀 That play was so cool! 🐝 I can't believe you really balled it 🤬 That has GOT to be a fake ball! 😒 What, You REALLY made a swish? 😧 That's CRAZY! 🌈

[carruechedaily]

Me dougie batttle 😂😂😭😭💀💀💀

Caught me off guard 😂😂

[hhomunculus]

episode review ask game [holy shit, this has been sitting in my drafts for a month 🧎‍♂️ better late than never]

do I like the episode? - yeah!! I can’t say I think about it that often or have super strong feelings towards it, but I enjoyed watching it

favorite moment? - probably butters’s hallucination, where they switched up the animation lmao, OH AND TWEEK’S CANT TOUCH THIS SCENE

least favorite moment? - ok so I’m pretty sure the person who asked for this is a dougie fan but like 😭 I’m not his biggest fan, and it was annoying seeing him keep throwing butters off his groove yk? like who cares if the simpsons did it let butters do it better

unpopular opinion? - CHOKESONDIK DIDNT DESERVE THAT FATE MF

something I would change? - uhhh less dougie, don’t kill chokesondik I guess

anything else? - matt and trey really like the “sea men “ vs “semen” vs “sea man” joke 💀

ask game by @imaginationlandtrilogy

rq by @simp-for-classi

#south park #south park review #butters stotch #sp dougie #simpsons already did it

[bisluthq]

I feel like every guy that Taylor dated just really falls in love with her tbh. Like even after breaking up with her coughjakegcough or when she breaks up with them coughtomcough they keep on wanting more and to get back💀😂 I do think Taylor is a really great gf

100% lol. Even dudes who didn’t like fully date her lmao like Tom Odell went on his unhinged rant about the tangerines and like Douglas Booth’s fucking publicist was out there trying to shoot down rumors and shit and saying she’s too needy and he’s just not interested while Dougie boy was running around after her lmfao. People get PROPER obsessed with her (as they should).

#nat talks messy tay things

[hockeygossip101]

dougie and bree definitely didn’t break up over chrismtas considering bree was posting stories of them together lmfao where do some of these people get this “information” 💀

I've never followed her so I had no idea but thanks for clarifying! I guess that clears up a bunch of stuff then lol

#hockey #hockey gossip #dougie hamilton #njd #bree kleintop

[toffoliravioli]

dougie might have the best shot of a defenseman no cap…

partially bc he doesn’t play defense most of the time 💀💀 but that’s ok-

#devs lb #devils lb

[toffoliravioli]

Gonna make some premature game predictions:

I sense someone having a two goal night for the devs….who? Idk maybe nico or dougie but they’re long overdue

I would love goals from either holtz, dawson or zetterland

I also sense a fight happening…mayhaps haula or nikita, y’all need redemption for leaving your captain out to dry-

I would love for it to be a blowout win but……yeah that’s highly unlikely so I’m gonna say it’s a close game maybe even overtime

I also fear a shitload of penalties bc we’re so undisciplined it’s tragic 💀💀 but hopefully Boston has some as well

#new jersey devils #boston bruins #pregame

[bisluthq]

An argument ive seen is that joe is going to cheat because he's going to get tired of his career being hindered by taylor but that's insane because his career would be more hindered by being the guy who cheated on taylor swift after 6 years 💀 like it would be worse than the online abuse jake gets

Literally like if he was concerned about his career he wouldn’t have gone public with her because anyone with two brain cells could’ve said it’s a bad idea. His team could’ve convinced him to do the Dougie thing and issue a presser that’s like “woah woah woah she was coming on strong and they hung out but he’s above this needy bitch” and it would’ve been promptly forgotten. He went headfirst, fearless.

I don’t think it’s impossible for him - or anyone - to cheat but I don’t see it as likely at all either.

#nat talks swiftwyn