#♡halflings
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Worldbuilding and human kink? Is it my birthday /lh. This has me googling “halfling sex” and being a little surprise someone has thought about it enough to write a generously large paragraph.
Apparently it’s not uncommon for them to have more casual sex with close neighbors and friends indulging in it together. I genuinely think it would be hilarious for a halfling with a human, elf, drow, orc, dwarf, etc (the more uptight races) friend/neighbor to ‘seduce’ and then being very friendly and kind, but not exclusive or even inherently romantic.
Halflings 🤝 Humans
Being horny on main.
Oh my god imagine a poly relationship that's a human who thinks this is a casual friends with benfits deal, a halfing who thinks everyone here is just friends, and one high elf who acts as if they're robbing a bank whenever they watch the human go down on the halfing.
Add a dragonborn who is sweating over which one of those people is gonna end up as their mate for life, who isn't phased by the sex but it's the romance part that's considered a big taboo in their culture to even date someone for love, so imagine seeing more tha one person?
High elves being sex repressed 🤝 Dragonborns being romance repressed
Also I really love world building AAAAA i wanna invent shit and make shit up and shake it around like a snow globe. I believe elves went to the moon much sooner than humans with just magic, dwarves have found fallen space rocks and meteors and used them to forge their weapons, winged elves or any species who can fly already mapped the world and drew all the know maps before humans even learned how to tame horses.
Also the horses is funny, elves has seen them all their lives but never bothered to tame it because it feels weird yk? Why would they ride on an animal, plus their cousin is a centaur so it feels even more weird.
Then they see the humans coaxing the horses with carrots while holding a saddle behind their back, skip a few years and suddenly the horse population skyrockects as humans steal this one animal to their side.
Imagine being a wood elf and in harmony with all of nature, then glancing over at the human city and feeling very confused on what these weird wolves are and why do the humans call them dogs, also why are they obeying the humans and holy shit that one is wearing bowtie.
Occasionally humans just wander into the forest, spot an animal that seems semi useful then kidnap it back to their city, suddenly their population spikes and they're the new best friends of humanity.
It happened the other way with cats tho, the wood elves remember overhearing two cats talking about the hairless apes wandering around and how one was betting the other that they can get them to share their food by just screaming at them.
Humans probably inspired their cuisine based on halflings' recipes since they didn't add soul consuming spices for fun like elves and didn't sprinkle in literal gem and gold dust like dragonborns.
A human with a Halfling neighbour who comes over every other day to share their stew because "they accidentally made too much and can't possibly finish it all themselves so how about you grab a bowl or two, human?"
One day the human makes a joke about how they're a simp or going to horny jail, whatever modern shitposting meme is trending, and the halfling takes it seriously and offers to sleep with them.
I mean, that is basic neighbourly hospitality to them. Of course they will fuck their friend who is in need, you don't even have to ask twice, come here and lay down and they'll take care of you until satisfied.
Now their trips over to your house are twice as frequent, half to feed you their cooking, other half to sate your lust appetite.
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thinking about she.
#dnd was highly heteronormative but wolf and i are here to change that#holga and doric smooching? more likely than you'd think#sorry simon#sorry halflings#hello yes i have had a week of bad sleep so i'm feeling a bit 😶 but i'm going to try to be here later#dms are going almost entirely untouched until i make some progress with ic stuff#i hope you're all having a good weekend so far! ♡#◈ — muse; doric
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♡ 𝒮𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓇𝒶 𝐻𝒶𝑒𝓃𝒾 𝒦𝑒𝑒𝓃𝒻𝓁𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓇 (she/her) ♡
Halflings do not have a real surname, but are based on the "family name", this usually indicates the temperament of that genealogical branch. And on Sandra it is particularly apt.
She has an incredibly romantic and passionate character, and as a halfling she does not lack curiosity and courage, so much so that she quickly became the captain of the basketball team in her category.
She attends the academy of fine arts, and it is at the Saturday morning yoga class that she met Gwendaline, the orc, with whom she then became engaged and began to live together.
As much as halflings don't like being judged by their height, Haeni challenges everyone about it, first with basketball and then with an engagement to a girl twice her height!
𝚌𝚌 𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚞𝚝!
✴︎ GENETICS ✴︎
Eyebrows @pralinesims ; Ear preset @northernsiberiawinds; Eyelashes @kijiko-sims ; Skin details @goppolsme @nolan-sims ; Height Preset @luumiasims ; Make up @catplnt @mysteriousdane @suzuesims @eirflower @goppolsme @mmsims @pralinesims ; Tattoo @babyetears
✴︎ RECURRING ✴︎
Nails @pralinesims @arethabee ; Engaged Ring @plumbobteasociety ; Rings @simpliciaty-cc ; Nose piercing @bellassims
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✴︎ EVERYDAY ✴︎
★ LOOK 1 ★
Hair ; Shirt ; Jeans ; Sneakers ; Necklace ; Backpack
★ LOOK 2 ★
Hair ; Glasses ; Shirt with vest ; Jeans ; Sneakers ; Earrings
★ LOOK 3 ★
Hair ; Bomber Jacket ; Jeans ; Socks ; Converse ; Necklace ; Earrings ;
★ LOOK 4 ★
Hair ; Glasses ; Shirt ; Jeans ; Sneakers ; Palette & Paintbrush ; Earrings
★ LOOK 5 ★
Hair ; Glasses ; Shirt ; Jeans ; Sneakers ; Bag ; Clock (EA) ; Earrings ; Necklace
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✴︎ FORMAL ✴︎
★ LOOK 1 ★
Hair ; shirt & Jacket ; Pants ; Shoes ; Bag ; Necklace ; Earrings
★ LOOK 2 ★
Hair ; Blazer ; Skirt ; Tights ; Boots ; Necklace ; Earrings
★ LOOK 3 ★
Hair ; Jumpsuit ; Shoes ; Bag ; Earrings
★ LOOK 4 ★ - valentine’s day
Hair ; Dress ; Fishnet Tights (NSFW) ; Shoes ; Bag ; Earrings
★ LOOK 5 ★
Hair ; Top ; Skirt ; Mesh Tights ; Boots ; Necklace ; Earrings
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✴︎ SPORTSWEAR ✴︎
★ LOOK 1 ★ - crossfit
Hair ; Top ; Leggings ; Sneakers ; Gloves
★ LOOK 2 ★ - halfling basket squad
Hair ; Tank Top ; Shorts ; Socks ; Sneakers ; Basket Ball
★ LOOK 3 ★
Hair ; Sunglasses ; Hoodie ; Shorts ; Socks ; Sneakers ; Wristbands
★ LOOK 4 ★
Hair ; Hoodie ; Leggings ; Sneakers
★ LOOK 5 ★ - going to the gym
Hair ; Hoodie ; Joggers ; Socks ; Sneakers ; Sport bag ; Sunglasses ; Earphones ; iPhone
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✴︎ SLEEPWEAR ✴︎
★ LOOK 1 ★
Hair ; Lingerie ; Necklace
★ LOOK 2 ★
Hair ; Glasses ; Pajamas set ; Socks ; earrings
★ LOOK 3 ★
Hair ; Silk Robe ; Panties
★ LOOK 4 ★
Hair ; Tee (NSFW) ; Panties
★ LOOK 5 ★
Hair ; Oversized T-shirt ; Socks
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✴︎ PARTY ✴︎
★ LOOK 1 ★
Hair ; Top ; Skirt ; Boots ; Bag ; Earrings ; Necklace
★ LOOK 2 ★ - pride
Hair ; Dress ; Chunky Sandals ; Set Tights ; Cap ; Glasses ; Earrings ; Necklace ; Pride Flag ; Pride Face Paint
★ LOOK 3 ★
Hair ; Dress ; Sandals ; Heart Belt ; Earrings ; Necklace ; Bracelet
★ LOOK 4 ★ - easy cosplay
Hair ; Jumpsuit ; Converse ; Baseball Bat ; Necklace ; Earrings ; Belt ; Gloves (EA)
★ LOOK 5 ★
Hair ; Dress ; Sandals ; Earrings ; Necklace ; Bracelet
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✴︎ SWIMWEAR ✴︎
★ LOOK 1 ★
Hair ; Sunglasses ; Bikini ; Pareo ; Sandals ; Hat
★ LOOK 2 ★
Hair ; Swimsuit ; Sandals ; Sunglasses
★ LOOK 3 ★
Hair & Hairband ; Bikini ; Sandals ; Sunglasses ; Earrings
★ LOOK 4 ★
Hair ; Bikini ; Birkenstock ; Sunglasses
★ LOOK 5 ★
Hair ; Swimsuit ; Sandals ; Hat ; Sunglasses ; Earrings
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✴︎ HOT WEATHER ✴︎
★ LOOK 1 ★
Hair ; Top ; Skirt ; Sandals ; Bag ; Necklace ; Sunglasses ; Earrings
★ LOOK 2 ★
Hair ; Top ; Shorts ; Chunky Sandals ; Sunglasses ; Earrings ; Necklace
★ LOOK 3 ★
Hair & Hairband ; Top ; Shorts ; Sandals ; Necklace ; Sunglasses ; Earrings ; Bag
★ LOOK 4 ★
Hair ; Dress ; Sandals ; Earrings ; Sunglasses ; Necklace ; Flower Branch
★ LOOK 5 ★
Hair ; Oversized T-shirt ; Sandals ; Sunglasses ; Cap ; Earrings ; Necklace
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✴︎ COLD WEATHER ✴︎
★ LOOK 1 ★
Hair ; Sweater ; Coat ; Joggers ; Sneakers ; Beanie ; Glasses ; Scarf ; Earrings
★ LOOK 2 ★
Hair ; Puff Jacket ; Acc sweater ; Jeans ; Boots ; Earmuff
★ LOOK 3 ★
Hair ; Glasses ; Sweater ; Coat ; Jeans ; Boots ; Earrings ; Berret
★ LOOK 4 ★
Hair ; Shirt ; Hoodie ; Jeans ; Shoes ; Beanie ; Earrings ; Scarf
★ LOOK 5 ★
Hair & Hairband ; Coat ; Acc sweater ; Boots ; Scarf
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𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖘 𝖙𝖔 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖈𝖈 𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖗
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OC TAG GAME ｡*･♡;
i was tagged by the lovely @noonfaerie to categorize some ocs + use this picrew; tysm ambie!! 💕💕
♡ FAVORITE OC.
ursula — baldur’s gate 3
my three favorite ocs always alternate between ursula, thea, and audra, but as of right now i’ve really been on an ursa kick!! probably my most universally beloved oc as well?? u guys already know everything abt her—a sailor, a tyrant, a lesson in pride, and the rest!!!!! her backstory makes my soul ache and i just love her sm celebrate pride this year by driving ur gf to her death just like ursula !! 🌈 🌈
♡ NEWEST OC.
lacie lane — infamous (if)
my gorgeous gorgeous girl!! my cocky ex gf!!!! my problematic lead singer!!!!!! u guys know the gist. what can be said abt lacie other than she’s toxic and beautiful and not as in control as she thinks. i’m really eager to see infamous develop so i can think of some juicy lacie/seven content bc as of right now i’ve been in a creative drought 😔
♡ OLDEST OC.
rowena cousland — dragon age: origins
so rowena is technically my second oldest oc (the honor of first belongs to silla 💕) but i’m listing her instead of silla because her story and personality has been consistent for the past ten years whereas silla has evolved!! rowena is proud, stubborn, and clever as the devil—and each of these traits have been both flaw and merit. her relationship with alistair is complex and tragic but mended with a bit of time.
♡ MEANEST OC.
kinasi irress — star wars
honestly ursula and jael were both strong competitors for most cruel oc, but kina takes the cake because, unlike the other two who cultivated strong affinities/bonds in their youth, kinasi has never known kindness. for over thirty years she lived in an environment of fear, hatred, and isolation. all she knew was the vie for power and all she knew was punishment if she failed the social climb. in a world of every-man-for-himself and please-your-master-or-fall-from-grace, community-centric skills such as teamwork, generosity, and emotional support were nonexistent, and so she never developed them. to be “mean,” which is putting it lightly, was just their nature. dog eat dog. need against need.
♡ SOFTEST OC.
ellery lux — pillars of eternity
the sweetest weirdo who ever lived!! ellery is a druid who, after being separated from her parents, raised herself in the forest with no one but the creatures and sun-dappled greenery for company. everything she learned, she learned from the woods—tenderness a kind of virtue no human could have taught her. she’s decisive and gentle and accepting and doesn’t care for social conventions in the slightest AND!!! i love her so much 🌿🦌🤍
♡ MOST ALOOF/STANDOFFISH OC.
salylia dreneri — the elder scrolls: morrowind
she doesn’t mean to be this way, but she’s a stranger in a strange land and her former partner just framed her and there’s some freak talking to her in her head and she can’t help but put herself at a distance from everyone !! though she was always the cool, quiet one—tennebrae did most of the talking.
♡ DUMBEST (AFFECTIONATE) OC.
bright — dungeons & dragons
her true name eaki, bright was given to a halfling village deep in the bramblewood when she was just an infant. an odd combination, tiefling and halflings, but they understood social scorn and ostracization and accepted her completely. when her adoptive sibling fell mysteriously ill, bright, at the behest of the village herbalist, sought out an ancient forest entity, and struck a deal—the life of her sibling (and many boons) in exchange for a favor when the time comes. all this being said, she is not the wisest warlock around. bright is bright for her charm and silliness, not her brains.
♡ SMARTEST OC.
jael khatri — pathfinder: wrath of the righteous
this was another tough one between jael and cath, but jael won because she’s, in the most reductive of terms, a sexy evil experimentalist!! everyone already knows everything abt jael and how her cruelty is clinical and her wit is sharp as a knife from when i first played pwotr last year but i’ll never stop being obsessed with her!!!
♡ OC YOU’D BE BEST FRIENDS WITH IRL.
corintha trevelyan — dragon age: inquisition
this isn’t because i think i’d get along with her best (i think that would be emika or honey??) but because i love a DELUSIONAL girlie. i’d kill to pick her brain fhdjfnfnfbd
tagging!! @malefiicarum @rosebarsoap @lvllns @devilbrakers @bunfey @saintjudegf @ladysanjo @statichvm @aartyom @celticwoman @shadowglens @druidgroves @mrs-theirin @necroticpetals @minaharkers @dantesparda @umbertors @nuclearstorms @liurnia @jillvalcntines @risingsh0t @brujah @solasan and you!!!!!!
#tysm again lovely!! i’m trying to keep up w tag games again 😭#it’s been difficult to post abt ocs for some reason#tag game#ch: ursula#ch: lacie lane#ch: rowena cousland#ch: kinasi irress#ch: ellery lux#ch: salylia dreneri#ch: bright#ch: jael khatri#ch: corintha trevelyan
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Shopping with a slimy yet fuzzy baby that keeps wrangling out of your grasp with a pair of curious grabby hands touching everything in every aisle- to say the entire chase was stressful, you'd have to be severely underestimating the almighty will of Sol Feargash.
The hooded woman spun a tiny spell circle in the air as the vines emerge (cue the little baby clapping, eyes full of sparkles upon seeing the pretty vines dance) wrapping around the silky Titan and safely dropping them into the halfling's arms.
Eris, on the other hand- the young woman was scrambling to apologize for the mess they've made in yet another store.. luckily for them, they're already in the messiest district they could've found themselves in.. but when its the third shop that week- you start to test some witch's patience.. on some days, it'll be fine.. this doesn't appear to be that day.
So yes! The figure has been observing the pair and their. . . Odd demon.. selkie.. spawn creature for the past weeks watching as they fumble around into integrating somewhat around the rather broken part of the utopia- noted by the tall one with manelike hair frequenting it.. with her special friend with the cloak and staff.. learning that the latter of the pair has fangs and an anger to boot- also noted by the vendors that would flee when they'd come into frame.. nonetheless, they were still undocumented and wandering her kingdom.. all the answers that she could get.. the masked individual decided they'd be better answered directly.
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The aftermath from the fiasco earlier caused them to be kicked out! Walking home with nothing but a kelp bottle to soothe the now fussy child- babbling out of frustration because they seemingly had to leave the 'playground' causing them to 'weh!" In the process- grabby hands reaching to be fed by the warm bottle- promptly snatching it from forest girl's hand.. only to whine once more because they weren't being hand fed.. the pair seemed used to it though.. gently humming to the child melodies in the streets.
"Gash, I know the apartment is.. well.. quite quaint but I'm sure it's large enough for a garden! I think Olga would reallyyy appreciate how much of a fresh coat, it'd add to the front.. business will be blooming!!" In time, they were down on their luck until their landlord decided to show the slightest bit of mercy.. albeit strict, Olga has been letting them stay due to them being the only help these days... especially with the alleyway nursing but that's neither here nor there.. the pair was just grateful to be there.
@ouroborosbled
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Merry bundled up for the cold ⋆˙⟡♡
render practise! love drawin my lil colourful halfling (they/them) in cute lil outfits ✧˖°
#my art#percy jackson oc#pjo oc#percy jackson#pjo#camp halfblood#halfling#dnd art#dnd character art#digital art#digital artist#render#oc artwork#halfling oc#open commissions#comms open
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—OCS as OBSCURE ASSOCIATIONS
Ares ♡
This was so cuuuute tysm ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡♡♡♡ @sikoi
ANIMAL: Tibetan fox
COLORS: Violet
MONTH: May
SONGS: Lucifer's Waltz by Secession Waltz | Aries by Daedelus
NUMBER: 8
PLANTS: Venus fly-trap
SMELLS: Patchouli and jasmine
GEMSTONE: Tanzanite
TIME OF DAY: 4am
SEASON: Summer
PLACES: The mountains
FOOD: Fried halfling livers (cutting back)
DRINKS: Ginger with bee's honey tea
ELEMENT: Earth
ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS: Taurus
SEASONINGS: Cinnamon
SKY: a sky full of cirrus clouds
WEATHER: Sunny
MAGICAL POWER: Divine gifts from his god | can manipulate the dead
WEAPONS: Steel maul
SOCIAL MEDIA. nah.
MAKEUP PRODUCT: Lipgloss
CANDY: Taffy
METHOD OF LONG DISTANCE TRAVEL: carriage with 2 shire horses
ART STYLE: Romanticism
FEAR: Loss
MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE: Wood elf
PIECE OF STATIONARY: Scrolls sealed w/wax
THREE EMOJIS: 🥩 🥲🤪
CELESTIAL BODY: Comets
Tagging. @blackskorpi0n @medievalmidinette @simfinite if you waaaaant ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა
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@orlesianapologist tagged me ages ago in her writer vs ocs picrew meme that she started, i finally got around to making my last oc for it with this picrew image generator
thanks darling ♡
hello, heres my picrew, its me
I appear to have a couple of types!!
Ewan and Corvus were Warhammer Fantasy PCs, a halfling and a witch hunter type mercenary; Sahil started as a Warhammer Fantasy NPC for a campaign I was running and evolved into both a favorite DAI OC and a favorite BG3 OC; finally we have René, who started as an Orlesian verrier from Serault (and Lindsay's OC's brother) and ended up as my tiefling Dark Urge with a backstory that only vaguely resembles the actual Dark Urge narrative (still, Lindsay's OC's brother).
tagging with no pressure: @mootmuse, @alphaspydr, @vexatious-anamnesis, and whoever else wants to do this and mention me as their tagger! i don't use tumblr enough to have a large number of mutuals.
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The Unknown Quantity
A Stranger Things Fanfiction
By: dwobbitfromtheshire
un·known quan·ti·ty
/ˌənˈnōn ˈkwän(t)ədē/
noun
a person or thing whose nature, value, or significance cannot be determined or is not yet known.
♡ To save or not to save? That is the question. To save, of
course!♡
Part One
She couldn’t remember the years before she was four years old when the police found her in the pouring rain. She remembered the rain and the sound of the cop's sirens, their faces blurry memories. She remembered the hospital testing and that the next thing she knew she was spending the next few months in foster care being looked after by a loving family who so desperately wanted a child of their own.
She remembered being afraid of them because she hadn't been used to their kindness and then one night she had a nightmare. She remembered the woman pulling her into her arms, holding her tightly. She struggled at first but then she relaxed into her arms and never wanted to let go. It wasn't long after that she became her mother and the Hendersons had been her family ever since. She never wondered what happened to her or why she had the letter x on her arm because the only thing that mattered was that she found someone to love her.
Wendy Henderson was a nerd and like most nerds she herded with other nerds. There were times where her brother's friends would allow her to play D&D with them especially after Will came back from the upside down. After all, there weren't many girls that played the game and Wendy only knew of one other girl: Barbara. Barb had been her best friend and so had been Nancy's friend only through her. . .until Barb had died, of course. It was still painful to think of her and how she died. . . How her body had just been left there.
Wendy and Barb had tried to get Nancy to play before but to no avail, it just wasn't for Nancy. They had tried to make it their own, coming up with their own campaigns, and they tried to make it so Nancy would enjoy it. She still wouldn't go for it especially when she started dating Steve Harrington. Now, there wasn't anything wrong with Steve. Wendy and had been friends in middle school until he started hanging out with Tommy and Carol, the biggest idiots in the world. Once again, Wendy had been left in the dust.
It wasn’t until after Barb and the whole thing with the upside down that Steve and Wendy had become friends again. It wasn't until they broke into a Russian lab that they became best friends along with his co-worker Robin. Nancy was still her friend but it wasn't the same without Barb and especially after she started dating Jonathan, Will's brother. She was grateful for Robin and Steve though, she could talk with them about anything.
She hadn't played D&D since Barb died which is why she was so surprised when Dustin asked her to play one afternoon and she found herself saying yes. Dustin and Mike were in a new group called the Hellfire Club along with Lucas. Their new dungeon master was none other than Eddie Munson, a boy she once had a crush on when she was younger. He had been her first crush and her first kiss but she doubted that he would remember that. He wanted to meet her first before he made the decision to let her in.
Wendy had always made sure to drop Dustin off at the school in the backstage of the theater but she never actually went in. She understood why they played there with plenty of lighting there to set the mood and the props in the background to make it more realistic. Of course, Eddie was sitting on a throne. He smiled, his dimples showing. She always thought that he had a very cute smile and it seemed that hadn’t changed. She could feel the heat rising to her cheeks.
"Halfling? I'm guessing?" Eddie asked with a cheeky grin.
"That's very presumptuous of you," Wendy said with narrowed eyes. "You happen to be correct and I happen to be a halfling that can take you out at the knees."
She could hear her brother and Mike snickering behind her but she chose not to comment. She barely reached five feet tall and with wild red curls she really did look like she stepped out of the Shire. She also loved that about her appearance. She could have ignored Eddie's comment but then he chose to lean down to her level to look her square in the eyes.
"Thanks," she said sarcastically.
"For what?" Eddie asked.
"For giving me better access to your throat," Wendy said, narrowing her eyes at him.
He stared at her for a moment, the smile dropping from his face. Mike and Dustin sucked in their breaths. Eddie stood up and clapped his hands together, laughing.
"Never underestimate a Halfling," Eddie said. "Welcome to the club."
Eddie surprised them both by making room to the right side of him. He always had a flare for the dramatics even as a kid and she was glad that it hadn't changed at all. As he was making room for her he leaned down to whisper in her ear.
"As if I would turn away the girl who gave me the best kiss of my life," he said, his voice like heaven against her ears.
She swore that she could feel her whole body flush with a sensation she never felt before and she hoped it wasn't written on her face. By the triumphant look on Eddie's face he could tell what she was thinking.
"Window, your face is really red, are you running a fever?" Dustin asked with concern.
"Shut up, Dusty," Wendy snapped and Eddie burst into laughter.
To be continued. . .
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tag game ♡ rules: post your lock/home screen, the last song you listened to, and the last picture you saved!!
I was tagged by @heesulovebot and @telomeke
My lock screen and home screen are an art piece for the part of the first long-term D&D campaign I ran for my friends.
The nature of this piece is in character. From left to right you have Dahlia, a tiefling warlock/wizard who refused to stand in one place this long for a painting; Balderich Ramsey, a goliath barbarian who wanted to prove how strong be was by holding Dahlia the whole time; Uriel, as aasimar light cleric who served Amaunator and who sad on the biggest plot token; Lindel Copperkettle, a halfling bard that low-key is the reason this party is alive at all; Riva Surrclaw, a dragonborn fighter/wizard, who has had a lot to prove to herself; and finally Zeak Grit, their reluctant leader, a fighter/rogue who is also their healer.
Loved playing with this group, and have fond memories of our Lost Mine of Phandelver into Red Hand of Doom campaign.
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The last song I listened to was Crocodile Tears by Ralph to crack jokes during my Stray Thoughts for Unintentional Love Story Episode 8.
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The last thing I saved was a meme or joke posted here for folks in one of my Discord servers. This was very relatable.
I'll tag @kyr-kun-chan @negrowhat @flukenatouch and anyone else who wants to participate.
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You’re so right dude. Imagine a Halfling and a Human get together and they’re besties they’re bros who just happen to have friendly cuddly sex and then they create a porno together lmao.
They upload it expecting like very minimal engagement and suddenly it blows up. I think it’s because of the versatility in both of their races. A halfling that tugs their human partner’s hair and tells them how they want to be eaten out or fucked or strapped then can also be a moaning mess within the next video.
A human who speaks seductively and charms the halfling can also be put on their back holding onto the blankets for dear life. They can be tender, soft touches and tickles. They can do roleplay: a hurt human who needs the mommy/daddy halfling to be nursed back into shape. A human friend who coaxes the other into their lap. They can go hard and sadistic.
Can you imagine the sponsors/donations/subscribers they would get!?
A noble elf who wants to be in the middle of that. A voyer who wants to watch the debauchery. Who wants to be the director. A soldier orc or a dragon born who wants both of them on their cock/strap. A demon or a fiend whose trying so hard to get them into a pact.
Same braincells! You’re a genius dude aldjaka. Sorry for me rambling, you can send me back to horny jail.
Off topic but I really like how we are embracing the "onlyfans" and porn streamers with donations type of content in smut. Because you know most written smut and novels still refuse to acknowledge the current culture and technology developments.
Like maybe sending each other dirty pics was something hot and risky before, but in today standards if it's not a frisky discord calls or timer-delete nudes then it just feels...out of touch with the current technology you know? Sex toys that sync up to apps exist and are very common today, and so are the many streaming sites and Twitter porn accounts.
So when a smut novel comes and it's supposed to be set in the modern age with our current technology but they make them use their phones only to what, sext or send a nude during work? It comes off as very tame in comparison to what technology is capable of today and how well it mixes with sexual stuff.
The trends in kinks change too, like before it was all about matching underwear and spanking, but today it's all about gooner stuff, mindbreak and oral. Back a few years ago, there was this obsession with squirting, then the pee fact came out, and everyone let it die slowly.
For example, if you wanted to tell how old the person who wrote a smut piece is, just find out how the smut treats anal. Younger adult generations are more chill with it as a normal everyday thing, while millennials treat it as something that hurts, but they'll still do it, and boomers think it's something more extreme than literal whipping bdsm.
Younger adults smut these days are more inspired by hentai mixed with unrealisticly thick pop star beauty standards, while Millennials had this weird porn phase where they pretended their porn was superior to everyone else's by making it classy? You know those black and white gifs and the really skinny boddies. That's why there is a push these days to present the porn as shameless in every possible way, it's a cycle and the generation after us will look at our trends with disgust and take a more "classy" approach and claim their porn is better.
Also it makes me wonder if people in 1800 also wrote stories like this but about being a show girl or something similar. They definitely did. Weren't there like sexting hotlines back when phones first became a thing where people would call a number and talk dirty to someone? Porn is always evolving my man.
Don't ask why I know so much about porn trends and history, that is none of your business I am well adjusted.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand.
Demons and porn are very interesting in dnd! It depends on how you view demons really, but for me I like to imagine that every sin they commit is pushed to the extreme.
So "shameless casual sex" is right up their alley, and you know who shares the same view but for different reasons? The halflings who see it just a casual bodily need between friends. Like yes you can be lovers but it's not necessary.
It is funny to imagine a bundle of sunshine and a literal fiend of hell having something in common, but they do.
The human is just going to their friends with benefits house, a cute little hafling with the most adorable riverside cottage sorrounded by berry bushes.
Smell of applepie baking in the oven is in the air, their hafling friend no doubtly is inside and the human opens the door and steps in because they have a spare key.
Only to be met with fucking asmodeus the arch-devil sitting on a wooden stool and sipping tea in a ceramic floral cup with strawberry prints on it. The devil from the fucking hells just waves at you while your halfling friend explains how asmo came here because they are such a huge fan of the videos you made and wanted to personally extend compliments.
Just the idea of great beings being so enamoured with the little human and their little friend hafling. A grway is ancient dragon leaving piles upon piles of gold and gems on your doorway each morning as their way to pay for your onlyfans subscription since the dragon doesn't have a credit card.
An angel shooting down from the literal heavens and breaking through the cottage wooden roof, rings of fire and 8 wings and all. Just to deliver their fanletter they wrote for you and the hafling, also a smuty fanart they drew. All 600 eyes looking away all shy and frustrated as they ask you to sign a framed picture they have of one of their favourite scenes.
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Dnd party for @thehobbitnextdoor !!
From left to right: Clove the halfling (mousefolk) bard, Festus the halforc grave cleric, Leon the human paladin/warlock, and Fezznik the gnome artificer!
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With this few more days of an upcoming soul scream update, and the daily posts of slipping through the cracks I grew more selfish (I just really love your stories), May I also ask for another snippets of your upcoming stories? Preferably the torn, broken and transformed? Thank you so much, with much love ♡
Finding a snippet was hard, haha, mainly because I don't want to give certain plot points and names away. I think I found one, however.
The chase stopped nearly as soon as it started when they came across a particularly bloody and grisly scene.
Dozens had been slaughtered with either a Reaper’s scythe or a dragon’s fangs and claws. In the middle of the cleaning, a Shadow dragel faced off against a rather young-looking dragon.
The Shadow dragel was the Reaper, judging by the robes that covered his body. And the dragon…
The dragon was the Submissive who’d called all of them.
The Submissive who was so far gone into a feral mindset that they’d forgone their dragel halfling forms and had transformed into a full dragon form instead.
This wasn’t going to be pretty.
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top 5 fantasy race/creachures
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5- halflings, but specifically hobbits
4- fairies and pixies when it leans hard into the trickery aspects
3 - Bird like humanoids (like arakocra or kenkus in dnd, but like theres so much more out there)
2- vampires, ive got a very big soft spot for vampires and i never shook it off
1- overthinking this one because it feels way too general, and idk if it even counts, but any depiction of mimics or shape-shifters or changelings of any sort. the kandra from mistborn comes to mind when it comes to a fantasy race as a whole
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@aurorxaeternitatis ♡’𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝖑𝖞𝖗𝖎𝖈 𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖗.
A body, a coffin — Amaarae & Marvel to Aeon.
❛❛ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐄 ❟ and so is her spirit. though her heart wept for the sight of her home in utter ruin and turmoil. Her father had grown to encompass the skies with his towering form: black as midnight across the twilight. He was fighting with all his might, and though he was the strongest of them all — the djinn — he was fighting humans that did not play fair. in their weakness, fragile human nature, they were blessed and highly favored by the lord above; the almighty stretching forth his hand as if to punish her people for simply being, for simply daring to live. A fist meant to destroy them where it had once brought her hope. his favor only earned her people heartache. Haniyya understood why they hated her so much.
The Djinn didn’t like the humans and they showed this by never interacting beyond being trapped like slaves to be used to grant the whims of the selfish with only a gods favor used not to protect themselves but to harm the Djinn. and she was mortal, too. Even now, her people were helping her to run. The little halfling that had none of the talent for magic her human mother did, nor none of the power her father held in his littlest pinky. What kind of amira could she be if the scope of her power was fleeing?
Trails of bodies left at her heels as she did, they couldn’t allow her to die and allow the pillar to do the same. Where the other princes could largely defend themselves, she could not. She could not because they did not allow her to develop her prowess like they had. They had expected in her incompetence that they could convince her father to produce another pure blood djinn to hold the pillar of the Judaar clan: the pillar of might. Right now she didn’t feel very mighty. She felt much like a dove released to the wilds only to hope it could find another one to protect her from the outside world that would rather her wings be taken from her. a fiancé she had not met, who’s name carried with fear and reverence among her people.
they had hoped to marry her off once the pillar chose another vessel, but ... how could anyone have known this decision would have been a crucial part in getting the weakest princess out of danger. It was unfortunate that he would have to see her step off an old, but sturdy fisherman's sambuk dhow ( boat ). There is a scramble from her surviving handmaidens to wash out as much dust and debris from her hair, scrub her skin free of the dark vapor and ash left behind by the djinn dying all around her, and make her somewhat presentable. The boat smelled of fish and no doubt her clothes did no matter how much they tried to surround her in scents of rose and myrrh. it was inevitable that she smelled of salt and ocean and desperation.
despite it all, the one thing her elders had trusted her with learning was manners and the duty of a princess. She stepped off her vessel with all the heirs of an amira that wasn’t being asked to crawl to her future intended to ask for asylum from a man she did not know. A man she had no idea whether he would rather see her beg on her knees for safety, but she was not above it. She could not be so arrogant when the entire kingdom had sent her out with only one wish of her ‘survive’.
Unwilling to be turned away due to something as simple as her pride, Haniyya did just that. She dropped to her knees and kissed the cold stone of his palace with her forehead. she dared not look up at this faceless entity now. no, she was afraid she would bring shame by daring to cry like a babe.
By allah, she is not strong. she isn’t. Haniyya knew her inherent weakness both real and imagined. ❛ Oh God, will you hear me? ❜ whispered to the cold stone, heated by tears that burned and evaporated like the same vapor her people were made of. she cannot help that she snaps. the princess that had stepped from her barge had been left at the door. This was a woman desperate to live; if not for herself, then for her kingdom.
❛ I clean the blood with my name, ❜ and she cannot help that she lifts up with a pitiful face full of tears with a single utterance of shaken faith, ❛ turn to a God that would turn me away. ❜ she stared down at her hands with growing hysteria, reigning in her panic attack with the curl of her hands to fists.
#━━ ✦ 「 ☀️ 」 ☆ —— 𝐗. : ❛ Haniyya Nobhani : The Mighty Princess. ❜#━━ ✦ 「 ☀️ 」 ☆ —— 𝖨𝖭𝖡𝖮𝖷 : ❛ there are stars in your dark side brighter than the sun. ❜#religious mention tw //
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𝐈𝐍𝐓 . THE ROOM IS UNLIT , THE SUN DIPPED BELOW THE HORIZON WHAT SEEMED LIKE HOURS AGO BUT IT DIDN'T SEEM TO MATTER . THE DARK WAS WELCOMED TO THE ADJUSTED EYES .
they laid together , tangled in a way that blurred the lines where one body ended and the other began . 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 traces their manicured nails up and down the other's bare back lightly , breath hitching when her lips send electric currents through the body as it touch their skin .
♡ 🥩 ˒˒ @filthywool's lamb : she’s singing whisper-song against the slope of love’s throat, pressing slow wet kisses between tastings of flesh. ideas percolate. fantasies fill her up from head to toe. ❛ i want to run us a bath. i need an excuse to run my fingers through your hair. i want to fill it with bubbles & soap your skin ‘til it’s the color of roses. i want to hold you in the water. touch you. i want to feel you come undone beneath the froth. ❜
𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 : ( laughs , soft yet breathy with fervor that rakes through the halfling and makes her feel a little more alive again . hands move to either side of 𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁's face to guide hers to his own . speaking against her mouth after tasting the remnants of their flesh on her tongue , teeth - too - sharp grazing lips as if teasing to draw blood from beneath ) i'd like that . and we probably need it .
#suggestive /#filtywool#︵ ♡ 𝗚𝗘𝗡 ﹕ answers ꒱ .ᐟ#we're not gonna talk about how long that ask was just sitting in my inbox#anyways i luv dem <3
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