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hajihiko · 26 days
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Have a great day ✨ ❤
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roychewtoy · 9 months
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TAKE MY HAND. WE ARE GOING TO SHIV AND ROME WORLD
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justonemorebite · 7 days
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it’s warming up and i’m thinking about a summer with you fatties ☀️
you take out all your warm-weather clothes from last year only to find your t-shirts are tighter, your shorts can’t button. you squeeze the best you can and we go to the water. i rub half a tube of sunscreen on your wobbling, soft exposed rolls.
my poor piggy overheats so easily, too. the slightest waddle in the heat has you sweating buckets. it’s not easy, being such a fat blob in sun! i keep my greedy fatty cool by stuffing you full of delicious, sugary popsicles, ice creams and sodas.
and you deserve the best dinner for braving the outdoors. in the evening, i cook up all your greasy favorites on the grill and hand feed you like my little glutton deserves, teasing you the way you want to be teased.
do you think people were looking at you at the beach, baby? they must’ve thought you were a beached whale. you’re eating so much for me, what a good glutton. look at this big belly, you really got some sun today. the water made your rolls so soft. now, open up. i’m not done fattening up my whale just yet.
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uhbasicallyjustmilex · 2 months
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“it’s quite nice in here… i’m seeing art galleries in a different light now!”
(miles kane day in the life - tour zone part 3) ❣️
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ghouljams · 11 months
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I must (politely) demand more animals for Bee - ☀️
You stare at the little yellow peepers under the warm light in the supply store. Their fluffy bodies and teeny little wings are the cutest things you've ever seen. You want one. You could handle a chicken, chickens are super easy(you think) people in the suburbs keep chickens.
But what if it gets lonely? You can't bring a little baby chicken home and leave it all by itself! Who ever heard of having one chicken? It's absurd. You'd have to get it a friend. But what if they get in a fight and stop talking? Ok three chickens...
You leave the store with five chicks peeping away in a cardboard box. You swing by the feed store and are so astonished by the price of feed that you actually ask about a discount. Which apparently was the right thing to do given how excited the owner looked. Plus there was a nice guy in line behind you who let you know haggling was kind of the thing to do in the feed store.
You get home with nothing you'd planned to purchase. You call König from the car. He doesn't answer, which is weird, but he's probably busy. A text works just as well, youll do that when you get home. You pull up to your house and find someone already parked there. Also weird.
There's a woman leaning against the cab of the beat up truck, chocolate brown hat tipped low over her eyes as she scrolls through her phone. She also has a cardboard box under one arm and a baking tray resting on the top of the cab.
She looks up when you step out of your car and gives you just about the friendliest smile you've ever seen.
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"Wow you're really fixing this place up," the woman, Goose, she said to call her Goose, says with a low whistle. She'd pretty handily forced her way into your home, handing you a tray of brownies which you suppose are sort of a decent entry fee. They tasted good enough.
“Doing my best for it,” You say around a mouthful of brownie. You set your box of peepers on the coffee table, eyeing the box she sets on the ground. "Hey you know anything about chickens?" You ask her, nudging the box for her to peak into.
"Oh cute! You know you got five of these suckers in here right?" She asks scooping a chick out of its carrier, you nod. She shrugs and puts it back. "You got an anything with a roof on it and some chicken wire? I got some milk crates in the truck but that's about it."
"I was going to wait for my neighbor to come by and help," you tell her watching her roll her sleeves up.
"Probably not a good idea considering the cat." She nods at the box she'd brought, you stare at it.
"Who?"
"Our barn cat had kittens, thought you might need a housewarming gift." Goose crouches and tugs the cardboard open. Almost immediately you're yelled at by a very orange kitten. It's tiny meow making the chicks peep nervously. Goose scoops it up with little fanfare and deposits him in your waiting hands. You love this woman.
"I think I'm in love with you," you tell her, half joking.
"I get that a lot," she grins, "Alright you watch the cat, I'm gonna raid your shed." You nod quickly, and point her towards the back.
You stare at the kitten for a second, watching him purr up a storm and listening to him yell at you. Spot. You boop his little pink nose and settle him on your shoulder.
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König has never felt panic like getting out of the shower to a missed call from you. No message left, no follow up text, He can't hear you over the bugs... best case you must've been in town and had a question. Worst case you're dead or dying and he missed his one chance to save you.
He does his best not to run to your house, doesn't want to spook the horses, but the extra truck in your driveway certainly makes him hurry. Then he hears you laugh and his heart nearly stops he's so relieved.
König follows the sound of your chatter around to the back of the house. You're perfect. Glowing in the sun, crouched in the grass as you play with a kitten, chatting with a woman he's never seen before. He opens his mouth to say something and- his mask.
Shit. He'd been in such a rush getting dressed he'd forgotten his bandana and thrown on his hood like he was used to from so many years with KorTac. You couldn't see him like this. Most importantly the woman you were with couldn't see him like this. He could see the gun she had tucked under her clothes, and he knew well enough how threatening he looked.
At least you were safe. And making a friend, that was good. You need friends. König rips the hood off his head and considers his options. He'll go back for his bandana, then come over and introduce himself. Or better yet maybe this new woman will be gone by the time he gets back.
You make a noise of surprise and he watches you pull your phone out, typing a quick message. His phone lights up as you put you phone back in your pocket.
From: 💕
Forgot to text you! Picked up some chicks but I'm handling it don't worry!!! Help me with names when you get a second
König smiles at his phone, he'll let you finish up your fun and swing by to check on your work. You're growing quite the little farm for yourself. Which is good, you'll need to know how to do these things once you're married. Although he isn't sure if you've quite grasped what all these animals are for yet...
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only-frann · 5 months
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I already post this on the Smosh discord but I'm so proud of this stupid joke I wanna keep it here.
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kindahoping4forever · 4 months
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🏆 Pop Drummer Of The Year 🏆
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izus-doll · 1 month
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Shout out to all the Gaz writers in the fandom, you guys go crazy with y’all work I love y’all real bad ❤️
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sennaverstappen · 6 months
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australian grand prix ♡ 2023
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xxmoonch1ldxx · 4 months
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IAN AND ANTHONY WENT TO SILLY SCHOOL DANCES TOGETHER 😭
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freakkisser · 2 months
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you f/o lives for you. sure there are plenty of things theyd do for you, but more than anything they live for you. in any moment where they have doubts or difficulties, they live for you. they what you to do the same for them. when you dont think you can go on, they want you to live for them, just like theyre doing for you.
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unhinged-jackles · 2 months
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wise words from ian hecox
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ianthoni · 20 days
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I saw the new photos and had to do this
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intni · 10 months
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listen…… ianthony good omens au fits oddly well
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sunnyyangie · 2 months
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OKAYYY I JUST HAD THE DIRTIEST SCENARIO IN MY MIND AND I CANNOT KEEP IT TO MYSELF I NEED TO SHARE IT SOMEWHERE sooo briefly... sex in a sauna with theo AND record it ???? idk there's something about being all sweaty that I find very hot 😮‍💨😮‍💨 like you go there to relax and after a few minutes of loving convos and caresses you take out ur phone to take pics and videos with him and then you place the phone on top of something so it doesn't fall off while trying to take a full body selfie (taking advantage of the fact that you're wearing a pretty bikini) BUT you don't notice you're recording instead, then the things start to heat up and between kisses and fondling you forget about everything and just let yourselves be driven by desire, it's not until after a while that you realize you're actually recording a sex session with your bf but you're both so immersed into it and so blinded by the pleasure that you can't stop and just keep going abdlnrksmrbsrjsj #sendmetoatherapistasap
THIS IS SO HOT WHAT THE HELL.. i love ur mind
more nsfw content under the cut pls 18+ only!!
starting with actually enjoying the heat from the sauna and trying to relax, just giving each other massages. hearing eachothers hums of appreciation. the way he would talk about how good you look, the new and cute bikini very flattering on you, making you realize you wanna take pictures.
setting your phone up, unknowingly pressing the record button (or even doing it on purpose so then you can later you can just screenshot your fav moments), as you and taeyang pose and act cute together.
once you sit in his lap and he starts to get handsy, you both forget about the phone propped up as you turn to face him as taeyang starts nipping at your neck, even pressing his tongue against your skin, lapping at the thin layer of sweat from the heat.
feeling his bulge grow from beneath the towel around his waist. lifting yourself off of him to unwrap it, revealing his hard member. taeyang would help you pull your panties to the side as you grab him and slowly sink down on him.
he would unhook your bra as you slowly start to ride him. panting heavily, body to body, sweat mixing together as your bare skin rubs against his. his grip on your waist helping you speed up, as you both begin to reach your highs fairly easily.
your hands on his shoulder and the back of his neck to tug at his hair. sloppy makeouts, moaning in the others mouth. soft praises that become more consistent as his thrusts upward become quicker.
you and taeyang would cum at the same time. one last hard thrust setting you two alight. catching your breath, your lift off of him. you both watch as your combined essence falls onto his softening cock.
cleaning yourselves up with a spare towel and deciding it was too hot now, you turn around to grab your phone and gasp, noticing the numbers on the timer going up.
even though taeyang tends to get shy on camera, he would still love rewatching this video when he’s away during tour alone in his hotel room. seeing the way your ass claps and hearing your soft moans, a few streams of sweat falling down your back. taeyang wouldn’t mind recording more videos with you.
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swiftllama · 10 months
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Now tell me why do I love this photo so much
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