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#“Hero?” I’ve outlived more “heroes” than you could possibly imagine. :: [THE HERO OF LEGEND]
divineprank · 6 months
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C'mere ya liddle fucken twerp -- @gallanthowl
The chamber in which they encounter each other exudes an air of fading grandeur, the stones that make up the very walls are aged and weathered: polished over but not truly renewed. Flickering torches cast dancing flames, their very light paints intricate patterns of orange and shadow upon the surface of the wall. Eerie twilight filters through gothic windows, casting long, distorted shadows that seem to sway and dance to a haunting melody that only they can hear. The interplay of light and dark weaves a tapestry of contrasts, it's as if the very essence of the room is caught in the very same perpetual struggle between opposing forces of the two men who occupy the room. As if the walls sigh with the whispers of centuries, their secrets being held close within the cracks and crevices of every cleaned stone.
The air is thick with the breaths of history; filled with the weight of forgotten legends.
Ganondorf stands as a titan of imposing stature, a towering colossus of malevolence. His presence is noticeably oppressive, a force that seems to bend the very laws of reality to his will. It's his broad frame, wrapped in dark, regal garmor that commands the room they inhabit with a dominating authority. With every movement carries an air of deliberate power, as if the ancient man is simply but an extension of the addition to he exudes. Torchlight graces his features, the cruel angles of his face cast eerie, shifting shadows that accentuate the intensity in his piercing amber gaze.
The echo of his every step reverberates through the room, a rhythmic cadence that pulses like the heartbeat of a hateful god. With each footfall, his armor shifts and eases, almost as if the metal he wears itself is under his dark influence.
The Triforce burned into Ganondorf's left hand throbs with a rhythmic intensity; it's a pulsating echo that resonates through his very being. Its brilliant golden glow casts an ethereal radiance, illuminating the contrast between both light and shadow as they fight to gain control across the room. What shimmers on Ganondorf's hand is not just a mark, but a connection to a power beyond simple mortal comprehension... An ancient force that has courses through Ganondorf's veins, entwining his destiny with the same young man who stands just inches from the lost king.
In the deepest part of his tired soul, Ganondorf can sense the presence of another pieces, a fragment of the Triforce that lies dormant within the young man in green. It calls out to the Gerudo in a silent plea for reunion; a magnetic pull that tugs at the very essence of his being. The Triforce tempts Ganondorf in its own yearn for wholeness, for the disparate shards to once again be united. Yes, it is a desire that resonates with Ganondorf, intertwining the two's fates into an ancient dance of old power and unyielding ambition.
Ganondorf's large hand suddenly moves with a swiftness that belies its size, seizing Link's young face in a vice-like grip. The force of the larger man's grasp is like a vice, fingers holding onto his skull with a ruthless intensity. It's a brutal, unforgiving hold that conveys not only Ganondorf's raw strength, but his total abandonment of empathy. As his fingers close tightly around Link's face, the Gerudo studies the young man with an appraising gaze, eyes narrowed in a look of profound disappointment. It's a look that seems to strip away pretense and lay bear the truth of the situation: in that moment, there is little room for illusion or false bravado--Ganondorf sees Link for what he truly is and his assessment is far from favorable.
This? This is the Hero chosen by the Goddesses? This unimpressive farmhand, this ... this unassuming boy with the permanently innocent look upon his face? The irony is not lost on Ganondorf and the bitter taste of insult and indignation burns into the back of his mouth. This one's eyes are not as dangerously sharp as Ganondorf remembered them to be, his anticipation settling back when he had caught a glimpse of him in that window such a very long time ago.
He's found himself confronted by a mere child, a simple pawn in a game far larger than he comprehends.
The lines etched into Ganondorf's weathered face deepen, his features contorting into a mixture of disdain and frustration. The disappointment that courses through him is a tangible force and he struggles to maintain if it source comes from deep within him, or perhaps the sizzling in his left hand. He had expected more, yet instead the lost king is face-to-face with a figure that falls short of the so-called legendary hero he'd expected, the legend scrawled down in so many texts he'd studied for so long.
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"Your eyes..." He begins by finally releasing Link's chin. "They used to gleam with a fiercer resolve; a much sharper hue... What happened to that fire, I wonder...?"
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rosetowersfanfic · 6 years
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Wonder Boy
Just something that spiralled from me picturing Donald’s and Storkules’ first meeting being similar to Hercules and Meg’s.
Storkules rushed through the forest towards the sounds of battle. Ithaquack often had fights break out between the various - and generally pretty violent - immortals and creatures.
Depending on what was going on and why they were fighting, Storkules was either going to break up the fight or join in. It was usually both.
The demi-god smiled to himself. There was nothing that got the blood pumping like a glorious battle, except perhaps regaling to others the events of the battle in the most dramatic way possible.
Storkules came to a halt at a shallow river to quite a sight. The fight he’d heard only had two combatants, both of whom were closely matched; this was surprising since one was a full sized centaur and the other was a small, clearly angry duck.
Said duck, however, was also very good at channeling that anger into skilled combat, allowing him to keep up with the centaur’s brute strength. Water was splashed about, droplets catching the sunlight as the pair were focused only on each other; Storkules watched, unnoticed.
He was unable to take his eyes off the small duck’s movements, entranced by the quick and aggressive maneuvers as though he were watching a dance.
“Back off, ya big palooka!” The duck snapped, dodging the centaur’s grasp and kicking him in the left foreleg.
The centaur wobbled slightly and grunted, but righted himself easily and put on a cruel smile.
“Aw, c’mon,” he went for the duck again, this time managing to grab him and hold him tightly in his fist. “Just one little kiss. I gotcha outta that ravine, didn’t I?”
He held the duck up to his face with a leer. Storkules finally snapped out of his stupor and ran up to them.
“Excuse me, sir!” Storkules called out, hands on his hips in a heroic stance.
“Perhaps you should put the young gentleman down.”
The centaur glared at the demi-god; the duck rolled his eyes.
“Aw phooey. Look Wonder Boy, I’ve got this so scram.”
Storkules blinked, taken back. “Uh, sorry but are you not a duck in distress.”
The duck, who was trying to push himself out of the centaur’s grasp, quacked at him irritably.
“I’m a duck! I’m in distress! I’m fine, have a nice day!”
Storkules drew his sword. “W-well clearly you’re too close to the situation to fully grasp the danger you’re in and-” Storkules was interrupted by the centaur’s fist slamming into him, sending him somersaulting a few feet backwards and into the water.
The centaur approached him with a chuckle.
“Had enough pretty boy.”
Storkules sat upright and tried to process the situation, and suddenly realised he’d dropped his sword.
“Gah! My sword! C’mon, c’mon, a hero’s only as good as his sword!” He held his weapon in triumph for a few seconds before realising he’d grabbed a fish.
The centaur laughed hard and loud at the mistake, making him idle for a few crucial seconds.
The duck face palmed. “Use your head, ya dummy!”
Storkules grinned. “Not a bad idea…”
Storkules rushed forwards, headfirst into the centaur’s gut, shoving him backwards and making him lose his grip on the duck. Said duck splashed inelegantly into the water with a squawk.
He spluttered and thrashed around until Storkules picked him up.
“Ah, sorry,” Storkules set him on a low branch that reached out over the river. 
“That was dumb.”
The duck glared at him. “Yeah!”
They were both startled by grunting and saw the centaur getting back on his feet.
“Ah, one moment.” Storkules ran back to the centaur, already drawing back his fist. By the time the centaur had gotten to his hooves and turned to the demi-god, he only got a quick look before he saw stars as Storkules’ fist hit his face, easily launching him into the sky.
“Yes, a new personal record! Did you see that-” he turned back to the branch and realised the duck and hopped off and gotten back to shore; he was now in the process of trying to wring out his hat.
Storkules was struck dumb by him again, haloed by the sunlight reflecting off the water and casting a sparkling, golden glow on his wet feathers.
“Uh,” Storkules cleared his throat as he struggled with his words. “Are you alright, Mister-”
“Duck. Donald Duck,” he replied curtly, now focused on wringing out the hem of his shirt. “You can call me Donald.”
He then turned to face Storkules, hands on his hips in a challenging pose. “So, Wonder Boy, ya got a name to go with the muscles?”
Storkules blinked and stammered awkwardly, caught off guard by Donald’s boldness.
“W-well- it’s- uh- I’m-”
Donald rolled his eyes. “Yeesh, and people call me inarticulate.”
“S-storkules! My name is Storkules.”
Donald raised a brow. “Wait, Storkules? The demi-god? Son of Zeus? Legendary hero?”
Storkules nodded. Donald took a good look at him, from top to bottom.
“Huh, I always pictured you as a redhead. Well, I guess we found the right place. This is Ithaquack, right?”
Storkules nodded again.
Donald huffed and started to walk off. “Welp, better find my sister and uncle. Who knows what kinda trouble they’ve gotten themselves into.”
Storkules scrambled after him. “Perhaps I should accompany you! I know this island like the back of my hand, and I could never forgive myself if I allowed some other foul being to attack you!”
Donald rolled his eyes. “Yeah, okay. They’ll have probably started a fight by the time we find them, so I guess some more help couldn’t hurt.”
Storkules grinned. “Excellent! Say, how did you find Ithaquack? Most mortals don’t even know of it.”
“My uncle isn’t most mortals. We flew here in my sister’s plane and hit a storm. We had to bail out and got separated. I got stuck in a ravine cause I was tied up in my parachute,” he grimaced.
Storkkules frowned. “That explains how you got involved with, well…”
Donald rolled his eyes. “The pinhead with hooves? He got me out and wanted a reward. Guess he’s just one of those immortals who thinks “no” means “yes” and “eat rocks” means “take me, I’m yours”.” Donald punctuated the last statement by getting up in Storkules’ face and batting his eyelashes.
“Probably just as well Uncle Scrooge wasn’t there, all you did was punch that creep to the other end of the island. Last time some demon flirted with Della he threw salt at it.”
Storkules nodded along with him. Okay, more names. He had a sister named Della and an uncle called-
“Wait, Scrooge, as in THE Scrooge McDuck!”
Donald sighed. “You’ve heard of him?”
“From my uncle, Lord Hades. McDuck has managed to dodge death so many times we’re not even sure if he’s mortal anymore. I mean, others have had a good run, many far older than your uncle. But they generally live quieter lives or try harder to avoid danger.”
Storkules found a large boulder to climb onto and struck a pose.
“He is a legend in the Underworld! He’s fought with the most dangerous creatures imaginable, gone to places no mortal can even conceive, you must feel so blessed to have him as an uncle- hey! Where are you going!”
“To find him before he finally gets himself sent to the Underworld. You coming?” Storkules ran to catch him up.
“My apologies, Donald. I understand your worries, Ithaquack has many dangers and it would be best to find your family soon.” He went quiet as a worrying thought came to mind.
“So, your uncle doesn’t approve of you dating?”
Donald rubbed the back of his head. “Well, it’s mainly when some creep bugs us that he gets involved. Mortal or not, he usually jumps to our rescue,” he rolled his eyes. “Despite the fact that we’re adults now, but what can ya do?”
Storkules mulled over Donald’s answer for a moment. “So, what if you were to consent to a relationship with… uh, I dunno, an angel, a gorgon, a demi-god… purely hypothetical of course!”
Donald raised a brow at Storkules, who was now sweating profusely, and shrugged.
“Well, my sister had that fling with a dryad (can’t remember her name actually), but I’ve only been in relationships with mortals.”
Storkules deflated. “O-oh, uh, but would you ever consider a non-mortal?”
“Eh, to be honest, you guys are kinda complicated. Weird old traditions, crazy families. Not to mention you’re gonna outlive me,” he shrugged again. “It was why Della and the dryad didn’t work out. No offence, but dating a god can get really weird.”
Storkules nodded. “I suppose I can understand. My existence is rather complicated; family dinners with Aunt Hera are still incredibly awkward.”
Donald chuckled nervously. “Uh yeah, I guess it would be. To be fair I kinda get why people want to date you guys.” They stopped at a long log blocking their path, which Donald calmly hopped onto. “The fancy gifts, the cool stuff you can show us, plus your basically gonna be hot forever,” he continued, turning to gesture at Storkules on the last point.
The two stared at each other for a moment as they both processed what Donald just said.
Donald’s face suddenly turned red. 
“Gah! I-I mean in general and uh-” Donald lost his footing and fell to the other side of the log with a thud.
“Are you alright?” Storkules asked, looking over the log.
Donald stared up with an expression of resignation. “It’s fine, I only hurt my dignity. Don’t worry, I’m pretty used to it.”
All of the sudden they heard shouting.
“Curse me kilts!”
“Bring it on, ugly!”
Donald stood up and dusted himself off.
“That was my family!” He ran in the direction of the voices.
“It sounds like they’re on the beach!” Storkules ran after Donald with a grin.
A potential relationship with a handsome duck with warrior blood and an opportunity to impress said duck’s family by helping them fight an attacker. This was definitely better than beating his personal record.
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lebibish · 5 years
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Dear Yuletide Author 2019,
Happy fall! (Or winter, which it feels like here!) The Yuletide fic exchange is one of my favorite times of year and I am always amazed with the wonderful and lovely stories that come out of it. I absolutely promise—I will love whatever you write because you have put time and effort into one of these fandoms which I adore and which deserve so much more love. So thank you!
(This...got rather long...)
Things I am generally interested in:
-          World building – both cultural shenanigans and language and how does this actually work and let’s dig into the stuff that was handwaved—did I say both? I obviously meant everything)
-          Family feels – found family, kidfic, good sibling relationships, comfort, people you would fight to live for, snarky banter, deep understanding of someone else. Also, I love kidfic. Also, good parenting.
-          Competence – I really, really enjoy watching/reading about/listening to people being really, really good at something.
-          Magic – fairy tale magic, magical realism, that whole social media thread about people having small everyday magics, hidden magical realm, magic school, I love it all.
Squicks, or things I am not interested in: For Yuletide, I prefer not to have unhappy endings. Bittersweet I can handle. Not a fan of cheating in relationships (consensual polyamory, on the other hand, is VERY GOOD.), grim!dark cynicism, unlikable heroes, angry-teenage-boy angst (this does not just apply to teenage boy characters btw, just saying I lost a lot of interest in Harry Potter after book 5. It was good characterization, he had all the reasons to feel that way! I’m just not that interested in reading from his point of view at that point).
That got long, sorry!
Specifics:
Fandom: Horror Movie Daycare (CollegeHumor)
What I like about this fandom: I love kidfic. I love people taking care of kids, being good with kids (even if they’re nervous and unsure of what they’re doing—genuine interest and care goes a long way), and the subversion of expectations in this.
What I would love to see (optional details are optional! Tell me a story you’re interested in and I’ll love it!): I am torn between wanting to know Ms. Katherine Daisy’s background (where did she come from? Why is she like this? How does she keep getting these creepy jobs? IS SHE FROM NIGHTVALE?) and wanting her to remain a mystery (particularly, seeing her from an outsider’s perspective—what do the families of her kids think of her? How did they find this daycare? Does she have any coworkers? Neighbors? Family? What do think of her and her job? Do any of the kids she takes care of grow up and come back to visit her?)
 Fandom: Assassin’s Creed Odyssey (game)
What I like about this fandom: What do I not like about this fandom? I play as Kassandra—she is pansexual, always down for sex, not great at emotions, totally motivated by family, kind of protective, kind of an asshole, and I head-canon her main relationship being Roxana BECAUSE THAT RELATIONSHIP IS ADORABLE. But I’m more than happy to read other people’s versions of Kassandra too! I love the attention to detail in the culture, I love the connections to Greek mythology, I love Kassandra’s relationships throughout the game (families, friends, lovers…)
What I would love to see (optional details are optional! Tell me a story you’re interested in and I’ll love it!): Kassandra in different time periods—they opened up so much room for amazing stories in that plot. Kassandra in the middle ages, messing with the patriarchy. Kassandra hanging out with the all the queer Classics majors at Oxford, (OMFG I just pictured Kassandra meeting Miss Fisher and having sexy, sexy adventures solving murders together), Kassandra in YOUR favorite historical period being her awkwardly kind, aggressively violent self. But also, that opens up so much angst? Because this woman has spent so much time separated from her family and has fought so hard to find them and now she is going to outlive literally everyone? (sort of spoiler warning: Phoebe in the DLC makes me cry so hard and if you want to make that a real thing and bring other people too I WOULD BE SO HAPPY). How does Kassandra cope? I kind of imagine she basically just keeps building families around her over and over again, but I could also see her retreating from getting close to people. ALTERNATIVELY. Kassandra growing up—why does she stay on Kephallonia so long? What is she like as an awkward teen? Kassandra being a big sister to Phoibe. Or. After the main story, I made Alexios one of the crew members on the boat and that was consistently hilarious. I also got the entire family together for that dinner scene—including awkward, angry step-brother together and the family shenanigans of two awkward, angry brothers and AWKWARD AGGRESSIVE Kassandra somehow being the reasonable human sibling is AMAZING.
 Fandom: Sinbad (TV)
What I like about this fandom: I ask for this fandom every year because: people with different cultures and languages coming together and forming a functional group/found family/deep friendships, real mythology being played with, magic hiding in the world as science becomes more prevalent…it’s all amazing.
What I would love to see (optional details are optional! Tell me a story you’re interested in and I’ll love it!): Sinbad’s original curse—not being able to stay on land for more than a day and what that would mean if they had succeeded in being traders; the possibility that Cook has something strange going on with his own refusal to leave the ship; and post-series what these people end up doing and how they interact. Any and all back-stories are love, any and all myths, legends or monsters entering the story are brilliant.
 Fandom: Much Ado About Nothing (Shakespeare)
What I like about this fandom: Beatrice/Benedict – snark. So much snark. Smart, competent people who are confident, but also insecure in some really specific ways. NOT a fan of Claudio.
What I would love to see (optional details are optional! Tell me a story you’re interested in and I’ll love it!): Ok, so, I love the original play and I love it’s various incarnations (the David Tennant and Catherine Tate one is amaaazing) but my first introduction and the one I always imagine is the Kenneth Branaugh version. Beatrice/Benedict is my OTP…except. Except. The speech where Beatrice and Don Pedro are talking and he asks if she’d have him and she says no unless she could have another for working days…I want that story. Beatrice/Benedict and their home together becoming a place where Don Pedro goes to rest and hide from the demands of the world (romantic polyamory OT3, platonic friendship, it could play out in so many ways). Or, Beatrice/Benedict going with the Prince. Beatrice having adventures and charming and outraging people everywhere and Benedict and Don Pedro amused and indulgent and jumping in to troll people left and right.
 Fandom: The Pirates of Darkwater
What I like about this fandom: SO MUCH WORLD-BUILDING. All the islands and the magic and the ship (see also, any of the details for Sinbad…). Grumpy thieves and mercenaries who are secretly good people but have bad impulses/habits.
What I would love to see (optional details are optional! Tell me a story you’re interested in and I’ll love it!): Since the series was never finished—HOW DOES IT END? Does Ren become a King? Do the islands come together in a diplomatic alliance? Do they save the day and sail off into the sunset? OR Ren growing up. Living with his old guardian in an ancient lighthouse and entertaining himself by being a gymnast—but also, how do you raise a secret heir to a kingdom without letting him know he’s a secret heir to a kingdom? Shove a lot of books at him and cross your fingers? Teach good governance through a series of ridiculous hypotheticals and then hem and haw whenever he says “When will I ever need to know this?”. OR pick an island and explore it . Look, magic, pirates, adventure, mysterious islands with a variety of civilizations...you can't really go wrong here.
 Fandom: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV)  
What I like about this fandom: Aha. Ha ha. Ok, seriously—time travel, magic, SO GAY, teams, SO COMPETANT, the constant jostling for who gets to sacrifice themselves for someone else this time, other worlds, WEIRD AF worldbuilding (magic? Aliens? Energy beings that are totally not ghosts because the censors don’t like superstition?), TIME TRAVEL, cats, shape-shifters, I will Wait for you, two cultures colliding, hurt/comfort everywhere
What I would love to see (optional details are optional! Tell me a story you’re interested in and I’ll love it!): Fix it fic. FIX IT FIC. Reincarnation? Not actually dead? Someone, something rational and reasonable steps in before tragedy becomes inevitable? PEOPLE GET THERAPY? I don’t care. Fiiiiix iiiiit. AND/OR Shen Wei waking up and negotiating a brand new world—new Dixing and new Haixing. I…kind of prefer that happening much longer than the show makes it seem in the end? Like, I have unreasonable feelings about him waiting 10,000 years to see the love of his life—but I also kind of like the idea of him waking up and being incredibly confused by the culture that has built up in Dixing. Also—more of the actual culture that has built up in Dixing so that it’s not just the desperate poor neighbor but a functional, interesting society that has it’s own traditions and families and no sense of seasons or time but what they designate for themselves (does the lantern change that?) AND/OR I’ve been haunted lately by the idea of the original Kun Lan who we never meet…actually being reincarnated as Zhao Yun Lan?
ALL MY LOVE AND GRATITUDE! YOU ARE AWESOME! I really hope you enjoy this Yuletide!
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divineprank · 2 years
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tag dump; feel free to ignore. rules are up, too! also, askbox is open. Sorry about that lol 
#Out of time. :: [OUT OF CHARACTER]#Know too that this world shall also be visited by one of my blood. :: [QUEUE]#Comfort songs swept across stirring sands. :: [MUSIC]#A burning wind scorched my lands; searing the world. :: [AESTHETIC]#The Triforce parts are resonating... :: [PROMO!]#So you choose and so you shall feel my wrath! :: [SELF-PROMO!]#From the void between realms. :: [DASH COMMENTARY]#Kneel. :: [INQUIRIES]#You cover your face but I know who you are. :: [ANONYMOUS]#The winds that blew across Hyrule brought something other... :: [HEADCANONS]#Shadow has been moved by light it seems... :: [MUSINGS]#As long as the Triforce of Power is in my hand... :: [ABOUT]#The history of light and shadow will be written in blood! :: [LEGENDS]#He who wields such power would make a suitable king for this world... Don’t you think? :: [THE DEMON KING]#“Hero?” I’ve outlived more “heroes” than you could possibly imagine. :: [THE HERO OF LEGEND]#So be it. Hyrule’s blood will be on your hands. :: [THE PRINCESS OF DESTINY]#To defy the gods with such petty magic... Only to be cast aside. :: [THE TWILIGHT PRINCESS]#Allow me to show you... your future. :: [THE KING OF HYRULE]#These toys are too much for you! I command you to return them to me! :: [THE TRIFORCE]#A most wretched little key... :: [THE BLADE OF EVIL’S BANE]#Would you hear my desire? :: [THE GOLDEN GODDESSES]#How amusing. :: [MEMES]#! ? ! :: [CRACK]#Welcome to my castle. :: [OPEN RP]#Land of Myth :: [OCARINA OF TIME]#Forgotten Legend ::  [THE WIND WAKER]#Shrouded in Darkness :: [TWILIGHT PRINCESS]
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