heart, lungs, liver, nerves
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notn advice for newbies!!
everything is gonna be really hectic at first!!
so stay put and try not to panic— everyone else can smell the cowardice emanating from your pathetic, quivering body!
you may not make it! in fact, you probably will not make it.
every bone in your body will be tested, continuously undergoing a cycle of breaking and mending, across the span of hundreds of thousands of lifetimes, within a matter of a weeks.
so make sure to keep stretching those wrists!!
the voice telling you to hatch eggs can not be classified as right or wrong, good or bad, or any other useless mortal dichotomy, because it does not abide to "our" rules of logic or morality! it does have rules of its own, though, so watch out!
remember, it's not called "night" of the nocturne for nothing— nights are the most dangerous time of all!
there is no hope of salvation! prayers will not save you, for when the nocturnes come, they do not discriminate between the blasphemous and the faithful.
ok guys have fun out there!! especially all you first timers ^v^!! personally I can't wait to get some more eggs, even if the nocturnes gnawing endlessly on my liver are a little much LOL
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drew our beloved wet cat of a man, jon sims!! totally didn’t write out the name of each episode, knowing full well the majority of them would be covered, just to make sure the spacing was somewhat consistent
another version (subtle but major spoiler warning!!)
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Some traditional doodles!!!
Mostly goofy au stuff, and me figuring out what the light of truth should look like
Man I love pens with 12 colours in one, so silly
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Post totk Zelda talking to Link abt her creazy adventures 200k years in the past and she goes “No Link cause low-key. I kinda hate how Rauru just gave me no other choice but to become a dragon yknow? Like he really thought he was the main character out of all this like my brother in Hylia (if she even exists anymore) this dude named Ganondorf seems pretty devious if I say so myself. But maybe it’s just me-maybe but if someone came from the far future and told me not to trust a person who seems to have bad intentions and also that person from the said future has gone through a calamity where they both got almost the same name (allegedly). uhmmm!!! I would trust the person from the future i dont know!!!! Idk like he kept pushing me to side and then my new mom got killed by Ganondorf. And then Ganondorf blames Rauru for it and ngl like I don’t want to sound like a Ganondorf apologist(tm) but he was kinda right, but if he would JUST LISTEN TO ME. ALSO ALSO I mentioned your name once ONCE oh btw before my mom Sonia died btw I mention your name ONCE LINK. And this dude was like “he’s our only hope” LIKE BRO HE IS ONE MILLION YEARS INTO THE FUTURE HOW ARE WE GOING GET HIM. And he wouldn’t shut up abt you, REMEMBER WHEN WE MET GANONDORF FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HE WAS ALL UGLY AND CRUSTY AND CALLED US BY OUR FULL GOVERNMENT NAME???? YEAH IT WAS CAUSE OF RAURU. I GET ME. Cause I actually travelled to the past unlike you dweeb (teasing). And then I was there when we fought the Demon King (ganondorf if you forgor Link) and Rauru seals him with like his magic arm that he gave you AND THEN HE CALLS YOUR FULL GOVERNMENT NAME RIGHT THEN AND THERE I WAS JUST LIKE 🧍♀️HELLO??? SO NOW I AM ALONE I GUESS AND THEN YOU BRING THE MASTER AND-“ and then Link abruptly goes “Who the FUCK is Sonia??”
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