#<- the offence

[pedro-pascal]

RAHUL KOHLI as Napoleon Usher in 'The Fall of the House of Usher' (2023) trailer

#the fall of the house of usher #rahul kohli #mike flanagan #napoleon usher #netflix #tvedit #netflixedit #tfothouedit #horroredit #dailyflicks #rahulkohliedit #rkohliedit #flawlessgentlemen #tuserhan #userriah #userk8 #usercy #* #youtube trailers' quality should be a criminal offence tbh. where are the pixels baby girl?????? #also i laughed out loud at the name napoleon usher lmfaooooo what is this??? 😭

[emowesanderson]

Gerard Way writing mcr's first new song in a decade

#mcr #gerard way #is this okay? #one message that it's not and I'll delete #my friend said it was but I also don't want to offenc #feel free to check me is what in saying #my chemical romance #9/11 mention

[originalaccountname]

My turn to be skk-posting

in my ideal vision, when they finally get in something resembling a relationship (as adults, they were Not There as teenagers), it's because they both want it, which means they unlock previously forbidden features with each other like sharing a bed instead of a couch (you all know about my weird obsession with skk and couches), but also freely touching.

Dazai is a rather tactile person; my guy is freed after 2 weeks in prison and the first thing he does is dance, poke at, lean/hug and play with the hair of the first non-evil person (a stranger) he meets. Being with Chuuya, he constantly finds himself in Chuuya's bubble, and indulges in ways he usually can't with others. That often means direct skin contact, not even with ulterior motives, but really just because he is allowed and he wants to.

Chuuya on the other hand has never done something gently ever: he is fierce, he cares and loves intensely, and he never lets go, but he barely knows the concept of a reassuring gesture (working on it). Dazai being in his bubble wouldn't bother him at all by that point, but the handsy part? it's awkward. needs some getting used to. It's a learning opportunity.

And when Chuuya gets used to it and finally makes a move to return the favour? it's Dazai who short-circuits.

#probably a mix of it being someone else initiating touch instead of him and said contact being (finally) gentle #we're getting off-subject but i'm convinced there's a difference for dazai between casual or violent touch and purposefully gentle touch #after all his way of showing affection is primarily by being a menace and being annoying to those closest to him. which tends to come with- #-threats of violence if not attempted/executed violence (kunikid.a repeatedly choking or drop-kicking him for his repeated offences) #AND a difference between being touched with and without bandages (it's like a second skin) where *with* bandages it's mostly whatever #this man flirts off-screen like his life depends on it he does not mind physical touch BUT (<- your cue to make some headcanons) #on a tangent do you think dazai's fingers would be cold asking for chuuya's sanity #bsd #skk #soukoku #apparently i talk sometimes

[samdeancrimespree]

unfriendly reminder that this is what sam and dean looked like when sam left for stanford

#sickening actually #i can Hear dean bullying sam for his dumb hair. #full offence what other choice was there but incest #look at them. Come On. #where would we be without gilmore jared… #and baby dyke jen my gf #samdean #wincest #mars.txt #stanford era #teenchesters

[burnt-grapes]

Old habits die hard

#Dankovsky in a rare non-snakeskin coat… #I like to imagine that he keeps trading with the local kids post-ending #I mean no offence but the town-on-gorkhon seems like it’s entire economy hinges on this mechanic #I’m away from home right now so I can only post whatever is left on my computer 😔 #pathologic #мор утопия #daniil dankovsky #my art

[cocoreallylovesraiden]

How MK1 characters sleep with their S/O (liu kang, bi han, kung lao, raiden, shang tsung)

This is very casual and nonsensical but pointless useless headcanons give me life sorry; I might do this for other characters but idk which oops

Liu Kang

- I am in-between the idea of him needing sleep at all (being a god and all), but either way I think he would be in bed with them to spend time together.

- Mattress hard like a rock, so you’d be better off laying on top of him for any kind of soft squishy comfort.

- Likes the physical pressure on being laid on, would secure you in place with a hand on the small of your back, or cradling you closer if you lay your head in his chest.

- During the summer months he would be too hot to comfortably lay on, so either he just longingly stares at you back (rip) or holds your hand in the middle of the bed.

- Wakes up/ gets out of bed at the asscrack of dawn and folds the spare blanket next to you so its like he’s still there… and then becomes annoyed that you’d rather cuddle the blanket than wake up and see him.

- Laughs at you when you want to buy more western soft pillows or fluffy blankets, but he gets them anyways and then now HE can’t sleep bc it’s weirdly soft.

- Will read as you sleep in his arms, and has resorted to using your unconscious elbows to flip the page bc his hands are being held hostage.

- Likes to watch you as you sleep and tries not to smile when you twitch from a dream, even when you drool onto the pillows; is content to do so until sunrise.

- Sometimes tho in the middle of the night when you roll over you just see two military grade flashlight beacons glowing in the dark staring at you like an eldritch monster.

- “Hello, dearest 😊.”

- He says, like you didn’t almost piss the bed in fear.

Bi Han

- Has a meticulous string of tasks and duties he must fulfil before he can even think of getting into bed, and he still manages to be under the covers same time every night.

- Becomes VERY cranky if you are not in bed with him within 15 minutes and when you eventually settle into bed, his back is turned towards you and he huffs like a dramatic housewife.

- Self-assigned big spoon (non-negotiable) and loves resting his face in the crook of your neck, his favourite way to rest after a long day. He isn’t the best with words (in terms of emotional vulnerability) and uses little actions to let you know how he feels.

- His hair gets EVERYWHERE. It’s in his mouth. It’s in YOUR mouth. If you have long hair, have fun waking up 20 minutes earlier to sleepily untangle your newfound spiderweb of human hair.

- Doesn’t toss and turn and is a very light sleeper- it’s required of his job. At the smallest sound his eyes are open, and he cannot rest until he’s gone and checked the locks and such.

- You know when Asian dads wake up at 4am and just go hack and cough in the bathroom yeah that’s him… that’s how YOU wake up.

- You both look like hot fucking garbage in the morning it constantly looks you both are two struggling new parents who had a metaphorical baby keeping them up all night.

- Debates smothering you with a pillow if you snore and keep him up before a busy day.

Kung Lao

- I hope you’re a heavy sleeper.

- His snoring sounds like sails ripping, it’s so loud he scares himself awake sometimes.

- “BABE WHAT WAS THAT?”

- You girl….

- Doesn’t matter what season it is, what temperate, you two are always still too hot and on the verge of breaking into sweat, even after you’re dressed down to just underwear.

- Maybe you fall asleep a safe distance away from him, but halfway through the night its like looking an abstract painting of human limbs, his foot is on your stomach and your face is smashed against his knees. Chiropractors are scared of you two.

- You both complain about how annoying the other person is to sleep next to, but can’t sleep alone at night- the bed feels too big or too cold.

- It’s like when you wake up from a nap not knowing what country you’re in, drenched in sweat and covered in those red lines but every morning.

- Talks in his sleep and you have several videos in your camera roll having incoherent conversations with sleepy Lao.

- “Hey baby… Are you asleep?” “Not now babe imgndh tm running for presdidentnt”

- Yeah king you do that!

- He SWEARS that he’s a big spoon but likes being the little tiny eeny weeny teaspoon looks at you with the ugly goo goo gaga eyes until you relent and wrap your arms around his waist.

Raiden

- I don’t care unless it’s past a certain time in your relationship he will sleep on the couch or DIE

- He is traditional to an almost irritating extent YOU WILL NOT DIE IF YOU SEE MY UPPER THIGH OH MY GOD

- But let me tell you once y’all do share a sleeping space its over for you… He uses that farmer strength to squeeze the life out of you. Like Kung Lao where you fall asleep laying next to him and wake up in the alligator death roll fighting to breathe.

- Death by beefy man arms sounds great until you need to pee and have to scrap at 6am against an unconscious man (he is winning).

- Likes it when you nuzzle under his chin, but when he’s really tired, he really just wants to lay on your chest and have you smooth his hair.

- Feels a certain need to be the Bigger Strong Man but secretly wants to be cuddled and babied a little, just doesn’t want to ask for it.

- Doesn’t matter because however you sleep, you’re waking up to that child-holding-their-favourite-teddy-bear GRIP.

- Likes to chat about both your days before falling asleep, and will verbally ask like “are you asleep?” And then stop moving, breathing, thinking because he’s scared to wake you up. You have to smack his face half-awake like RAIDEN YOU CAN BREATHE before he relaxes.

Shang Tsung

- Idgaf if he’s a man and if you’re a woman, he is the girlfriend.

- Wants you to kiss the top of his head and stroke his hair, you can feel his ugly ass smug smile against your skin the entire time.

- Even if he does love you, I can see him being unable to sleep with his back turned to you; he has to be acutely away of what you’re doing (sleeping. Your tired ass is sleeping.)

- Unless of course he’s being the little spoon. Rolling eyes emoji.

- Another very light sleeper, but when he’s deep in sleep he has reoccurring night terrors, and maybe even sleep paralysis, so he clutches you tightly like he’s scared you’ll up and leave him.

- When he wakes up he’s probably frozen, so he grounds himself by listening to your heartbeat or readjusting your hold so it’s tighter and more compressing.

- Doesn’t matter if it’s a big ass bed or stack of pelts on the forest floor, you are not allowed to move a SINGLE INCH away from him. You two occupy 25% of this bed’s real estate.

- If he wakes up first, he is slipping out without a word. If you wake up first and god forbid, try to let him go, his eyes are snapping open and looking at you so judgementally.

- Throws your boots at you if you oversleep like. Wake up you Lug. We have things to do.

- Looks amazing the moment he wakes up and makes fun of you for having bed hair and overall being uglier than he is.

- Pokes your cheek and makes your head loll about if he wakes up first and chuckles at how cute he finds it, catches himself being mushy, then pinches your nose so you wake up.

#mk1 #mortal kombat x reader #mk1 x reader #liu kang #liu kang x reader #mk1 bi han #sub zero #bi han #bi han x reader #kung lao #kung lao x reader #raiden #Raiden x reader #shang tsung #Shang tsung x reader #mk1 2023 #no offence kung lao i would suplex you #shang tsung is like a stray cat are you gonna kill me or rub against my leg

[dykeinthedark]

doing this thing i call "reading every class high school lit book i missed out on" partially because as an english minor i feel like a lot of ppl in my english lectures have already read these books in higschool partially because high school english classes suck balls and i think the way they taught kids to read books was lame and dumb as hell and killed love for reading and i think some of these books they make kids read should never be experienced in a classroom setting

#the horror on my face when i talk to someone and they read catcher in the rye at an age below 16.... that should be a punishable offence #actually teaching catcher in the rye should be illegal. u are meant to experience that on ur own. that shit is between u and god. #the reason why i'm a separate peaceposting rn is because i see the homosexuality and analyze it for fun instead of being bored #if i had to read it in school i'd probably enjoy it less. imagine being quizzed on it. imagine having the themes spilled out for you. gross #if i got reading comprehension quizzed on any book i like i think i would kill myself in front of everyone forever #THAT'S JUST NOT HOW IT WORKS. AND WHY DO COLLEGES UNDERSTAND THIS BUT HIGHSCHOOLS DON'T #LIKE A 16-17 YEAR OLD HIGHSCHOOLER DOES NOT NEED TO BE READING QUIZZED LIKE 18-19 YEAR OLDS DON'T OKAY

[shoverse]

꒰ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ skz! maknae line; babysitting ꒱

🍥 pairing; han jisung x gn! reader, lee felix x gn! reader, kim seungmin x gn! reader, yang jeongin x gn! reader

🍥 synopsis; letting some of them babysit your little cousin was probably not the smartest decision in your life... you're glad at least one of them has it together.

han jisung, lee felix

kim seungmin, yang jeongin

#would not trust anyone apart from felux with a child. no offence #skz x gn reader #skz x reader #skz smau #skz fluff #skz scenarios #skz #felix x reader #jeongin x reader #seungmin x reader #jisung x reader #han x reader #stray kids jisung #stray kids fake texts #stray kids fluff #kpop smau #kpop fluff #kpop x reader #kpop #smau #fake text #skz fake texts #fake texts

[cemeterything]

You're kind of like Gandhi but fuckable

#no offence but i dont think this means anything

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Good News: @evilscientist3 and I are back in Toronto safely!

Bad News: I got got the last hour of driving in New York by an (looking back on it) EXTREMELY obvious speed trap where they have that thing that's a lil 35 mph road area sandwiched between two 55 mph backroad highways

Miscellaneous News: I hope the court clerk is prepared for a envelope in ornate blackletter and a bee themed wax seal :)

#yeah for an extremely minor first offence i CANNOT be bothered to drive all the way back to NY about it #we do this by mail or not at all NY your move #whats the point of any of this if I can't confuse a handful of americans along the way

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

all UK white actors exist on a scale from 'handsome squidward' to 'cow from barnyard' and 'rat' to 'frog'

#this has been sitting dormant on photoshop for over a year and it just occurred to me to share it somewhere #I'm open to suggestions but I know in my core that I'm right #tagging all these guys feels like hitting a beehive with a stick. but I live for drama #david tennant #richard madden #daniel radcliffe #henry cavill #robert pattinson #colin morgan #benedict cumberbatch #andrew scott #josh o'connor #nicholas hoult #jamie dornan #matt smith #tom holland #god these are all of tumblr's fav babygirls. sorry #obviously no offence to any of these guys. I don't want stans coming for me

[animatedtext]

#no one's kissing me rn and it's criminal offence #gif #red #wordart #transparent

[abrahamvanhelsings]

the way mrs westenra says lucy is so much better now and then proceeds to take credit for it and then van helsing and jack walk into lucy's room and she's actively looking like a corpse. woman your perception checks cannot be this bad are you wilfully ignoring the evidence of your own mistakes or are you lying to keep the doctors out.

#killing biting violence. EVERY time. van helsing is a better man than i saying she didn't know and not wanting to tell her bc she's frail #i just want her to explode. #well-meaning? she downplays lucy's 'illness' at every turn #and she made van helsing cry. double offence. #dracula daily #dracula

[foryouramazementandconfusion]

this is all that goes through my head whenever people get upset abt queer muppets in general (most recently with pogey although the conservative outroar wasn’t as bad as it was with gonzo)

#saw someone take offence at Gladys the cow being associated with queerness once #who’s gonna tell em #muppets #the muppets #alexdoesmuppetmemes #fraggle rock #the muppet show

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

thinking about when keating asks the purpose of language and neil says “to communicate” and keating goes “no! to woo women!” like?? did you expect neil perry of all people to guess/resonate with that?? you know just as well as i do that mf is a homosexual.

#neil is like “??? why would i wanna woo women?? i just wanna woo todd??” #anderperry #dps #dead poets society #neil perry #john keating #todd anderson #neil x todd #dead poets honor #god i remember when the dps fandom was so small that i became a relatively big dps blog #now look at me #a no good phannie account #i am in fact a multifandom account i have never been a dps account or a phannie account #but being a big name in the dps fandom was way more admirable than the phandom #no offence phannies i love you with all of my heart #but you’re all as ashamed as i am to be in this boat <3 #i need yall to know that at the end of the day #other than lotr #my loyalty lies with dps #my username on letterboxd and ao3 are both from dps #and dps got me writing again #ok i can’t turn this into a dps retrospective i literally wrote a ten page paper on my relationship with dps like 8 years ago #also dps/anderperry was a big part of my sexuality journey OK IM DONE #yeet my deet

[robindium]

Steve: I'm having a baby Dustin and Max: Congradu- Steve, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here

#stranger things #stranger things incorrect quotes #steve harrington #dustin henderson #max mayfield #steve means to offence to claudia or susan he just really loves his kids