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this is, without exaggeration, the funniest night of my life

#death note #light yagami #dn #;noxiatalksia

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#shaking fists. why doesnt the ouran ds game have haruhi sprites whywhywhy #tamaki suoh #haruhi fujioka #hikaru hitachiin #kaoru hitachiin #takashi morinozuka #mitskuni haninozuka #kyoya ootori #renge houshakuji #ouran high school host club #ohshc #;noxiatalksia

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#;noxiatalksia #noxiart #carriagecore #kaoru hitachiin #ohshc

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anyways...i think kyoya HATES classical music. He doesn't mind it in principle but to keep up apperances he had to listen to it all. the. time. say it was his favorite genre. listened to nothing else. played at home all the time. he is so fucking sick of it. when he gets to be by himself/more comfortable with himself he will dare to listen to something fun like pop. and he will feel like he is comitting a grave sin but it is so liberating.

to add, the only classical kyoya likes now and can stand is the music tamaki plays on the piano.

#ohshc #tamakyo #;noxiatalksia

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goten getting hit on by a cute girl and hes like "awwww yeaahhhh im getting laid 2nite" but hes like ohh shit i need to ask trunks so hes like wait a minute m'lady and walks over to trunks (sitting 2ft away) (he could already hear them) and goten asks "trunks can i have sex with this nice lady"

"why the hell are you asking me"

"because we have sex"

"i thought we talked about this. its a 'no strings attatched' thing"

"yeah well i like to keep you in the loop. thanks best buddy"

and he walks back over to the girl (2ft away) (she heard everything) and is like sorry abt that yeah we can go back 2 my place. and shes like. um whos that guy is he like ur boyfriend. and goten is like "oh no thats trunks hes my best friend hes like a brother to me we have sex sometimes tho"

and trunks (2ft away) (he can hear them still) gets out of his chair and says "goten i thought i told you to STOP telling people we're 'like brothers' and then tell them we fuck its WEIRD."

"but its funny," goten defends.

"no its not. its just weird."

"rule of funny," goten insists.

"rule of im gonna kick your ass," trunks insists.

reading each other, they both simultaneously fire a ki blast at each other. they forgot they were inside a building. and that the girl is still there. 2 feet away. and yes, she heard them.

#they are so hikakao <- said in my white padded cell #truten #db #;noxiatalksia

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traditional host club outing. scene: walmart. they have never been in such a huge commoner store. haruhi took them to a babyass minimart in episode 10 this is the roman empire in comparison. they're shopping around somehow still all in one group. walk down the snacks aisle. haruhi Sees it but hopes if she blocks the view He won't say anything about it. wrong move. haruhi's conspicuous cha cha shuffle alerts kaoru like a dog to the scent of blood. turns his head

nuclear war would be more merciful. kaoru in hysterics as he's like "GUYS LOOK!!!!!!!! CINDERELLA!!!!!!!!" and hikaru being helpful as ever says "woah .69 cents haha" and kaoru gets so mad at him like legit unironically irate he starts throwing punches like it's an episode of dbz. kyoya has since abandoned thr group nobody knows where he went. tamaki is this emoji -> 😥 some random employee is coming over like "hey can i help you guys" glancing awkwardly at the irl street fighter match happening in the background but is too scared to get involved so this is his subtle way of saying "can you please stop". before haruhi can say a word hani says "do you have any coupons". employee says no, sorry. "don't worry I'll just make something up"(?) hani says. haruhi closes her eyes but her inner world isn't looking so peaceful right now with howler hitachiin monkey screaming right besides her. she looks over at tamaki. he's holding his phone and shaking. tears in his eyes. "what's the number for 911" he asks

#;noxiatalksia #ohshc

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i am commanding everyone to do this right now.

you must print out this poster and hang it around your town around your school your city a restaurant a government agency i dont care. you must do this.

i dont care where you are i dont care if youre in your nuclear bunker. get out right now and nail this poster to your cchurch doors like you are martin luther

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this is serious and stuff

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does anybpdy know who made that song "sexy lady" misatributed to michael jackson from 2009. it's been pissing me off lately

#ouran high school host club #kaoru hitachiin #cinderella #;noxiatalksia

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nowadays it seems like everyones favorite twin is kaoru which based but back in da day so it seemed (i was not an ouran fan back then so i could be #lying) everyone liked hikaru more. i back this up by the fact that, while searching for the group responsible for a very uhhh inaccurate ouran fansub (and finding a sentient ai and cult in NY in the process but thats besides the point) i stumbled across this forum thread from 2006 about WHOS YOUR FAVORITE OURAN CHARACTER AND WHY? and anybody who answered "the twins" would post smth like "i love the twins hikaru is soo cool" like literally never mentioning kaoru MULTIPLE PEOPLE DID THIS it was so fucking funny. like clockwork. anyways one person said the twins and went on to say "I love how controlling and childish Hikaru is" or something like that. Which i found very funny. "i love him and his toxic red-flag swag. what's a kaoru ?"

#ohshc #;noxiatalksia

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#ohshc #;noxiatalksia

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host club insane. imagine being haruhi. you walk in everyday and see two brothers macking on each other. you see two cousins macking on each other. the guy who wants to mack on you calls you his daughter. and there's kyoya. like at that point your only options are a) ship incest b) kill yourself

#;noxiatalksia #ohshc

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hikaru: fuuuck fuck fuck.

kaoru: what

hikaru: my chances are SHOT, kaoru. haruhi is in love with tamaki.......

kaoru: oh :[ howd you find out

hikaru: i asked her how she feels abt tamaki and she said "no different" to how I feel about him!!

kaoru: hikaru i want you to say that again but slower

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everything about this image. firstly, tamaki has 3 foot tall huge photos of all his friends in his tiny mansion. because that is very normal. secondly, he draws on the twins' faces to mock them as if that isnt the most "i hate you im in love with you" thing. same energy as giving your crush a letter that says "get out of my school" bc you cant handle being in love with them. in fact tamaki could do that his dad literally owns the school it IS his school. my dad works at ouran highschool so you better shut the HELL UP and be NICE to me!!!!!!! the fact the flowers still manifest around hani even in photo. the evil kyoya photo that was chosen not like a nice picture of him no it had to be the scheming pose. blatant incest on the walls. what do the house workers say when they walk by and see these two twins caressing each other in 4khd photo frame with the word "DUMBASS" written on their foreheads. tamaki staring at the image in anger and then buzzing around the room in an irritated little circle like a girl figuring out how to tell the guy she likes that he is stupid and hey do you wanna maybe grab pizza after school. mori's portrait straight up belongs in a museum.

also why he got such an ancient telephone. who is he calling. Roosevelt?

#ohshc #tamahikakao #i guess #;noxiatalksia

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h hhave we considered he is the franchise's ☝️ best character and thati should replay dr:ae for the fifth or so time

#hes so kid trunks coded #to this day nearly a DECADE later i STILL take it personally when people hate on udg or the WoH #its an illness i fear. #look. its not my fault they made the best game ever bar none. #half life who ... ? doom what? mario 64??? is that a food.... #;noxiatalksia #dr

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ive talked before how its not just fan artists but official merch too that get the twins' colors switched but this one in particular has always confused me. On more than one occasion they make Hikaru's color green. Nobody in the club has green as their color. Where are they getting this from? His color is pretty obviously blue. If it was TEAL I can see the mistake happening but it just isn't it's very clearly blue the only thing bluer is sonic the hedgehog's ballsack the fuck they think his color is mcShamrock shake tf. now dont get me wrong i actually kinda like pastel green for hikaru but it doesnt change the fact that is not correct and ALSO THAT SECOND PIN ISNT EVEN HIKARU THATS FUCKING KAORU AND WHATS WORSE THE KAORU PIN THAT SET (WHICH IS ACTUALLY HIKARU) GOT HIS COLOR RIGJT AS ORANGE BUT ITS NOT EVEN A PHOTO OF KAORU. WHAT THE FUCK. like this leads into ny main question IS THERE NO QUALITY CONTROL ON OURAN MERCH ? LIKE YES EVERY PRODUCER IS DIFFERENT BUT MOST COMPANIES HAVE PRETTY TIGHT REGULATIONS ON LICENSED MERCHANDISE. Are you telling me merch creators WERENT given SOME sort of design reference book that gave them the most BASIC of INFORMATION? how the fuck did this shit make it past quality control and inspection. IT FEELS LIKE A BOOTLEG PRPDUCTION MORE THAN AN OFFICIAL ONE. and its funnt as fuck IRONIC AS FUCK that with characters whos WHOLE ARC is about WANTING TO BE THEIR OWN PEOPLE, THE OFFICIAL MERCH CANNOT TELL THEM APART AND MIXES THEM UP. HYSTERICAL. BEYOND PARODY. POETIC, EVEN. i swear to god the hitachiins get misinterpreted more than the fucking bible.

#;noxiatalksia #ohshc

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tamaki encourages rpf of himself. actually wait i said this as a joke but this is legit true they got canon host club doujins. what do u think tamakis favorite ship is.

#;noxiatalksia #ohshc

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bad news guys im thinking about danganronpa again

#naegiri save me #;noxiatalksia