#/wails dramatically

[shadowbends]

Looking through your Ao3 bookmarks and seeing that little “This has been deleted, sorry!” is like finding a gravestone, but the writing’s too worn down to read what it was standing for anymore.

What were you, Bookmark #336... What stories did you tell? Which words were it that once left a mark on my soul?  *touches my laptop screen like it’s text from an ancient ruin*

Cowabummer. 

#/wails dramatically #I joke to cope #BUT MAN #I hate when this happens #:c #I respect an author's choice to delete #but it's always a bummer coming across evidence of a deleted fic #and not knowing what it was #I gotta start making use of the notes section on ao3 more #fanfiction #pi says things

[alychelms]

Previous

Dunno how many more of these I have in me, but here's another glimpse into MXTX's penchant for raising the stakes *between books!* Also, fixed the apostrophe that has been bugging me in the previous one.

#mdzs #tgcf #svsss #mxtx fanart #bingqiu #wangxian #hualian #the untamed #scumbag system #heaven official's blessing #If Binghe got the full wailing he wanted it would have been an accumulation of teenage years + Abyss time + death time #And then SQQ would have died again of embarrassment #What can I say I love these dramatic mfs! #But I had space considerations sorry Binghe

[tilebytiles]

i can't explain how special it is to me that in miles' recent reel he only refers to himself as She. i can't explain

#miles kane #omb tour #WAHHHH WAHHHHHH #rolls around on the floor dramatically screaming and crying and wailing #even if he doesnt mean anything by it #Which i have trouble believing. if im honest

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

okay wait laughingstock concept Incoming: so im imagining some of the neighbors (maybe Julie & Frank) noticing that Barnaby & Howdy are a lil fruity, yk yk. and Julie's like damn, i guess we have to play matchmaker here.

so naturally they wind up getting the whole neighborhood involved. everybody's a wingman here. Poppy's dropping hints when Howdy drops off groceries, Wally is constantly asking Barnaby to go get him things from the bodega, etc etc. Howdy and Barnaby are facing this sudden change in town-wide behavior with slight concern and bemusement

eventually - lets say Julie, Sally, and Wally - get Barnaby into the bodega and then abruptly leave like "don't have too much fun without us you two *wink wink nudge nudge*". once they're gone (read: very obviously hiding outside & watching through the window) Barnaby & Howdy turn to each other like:

Barnaby: you think we should tell them we're already married?

Howdy: let them have their fun - they'll figure it out eventually

#dont have the mental fortitude to Draw This but i still wanted to share the thought #'but how would no one notice that theyre literally married' #easy: theyre very relaxed and secure in their relationship. also howdy has a strict 'no pda at work' rule #also because its funny. we can stretch rationality for the Bit cmon now #through the power of the bit Anything is possible #and we all know the neighbors are Peak Sillies so. yk #it strikes me that once they get Bored of the constant 'matchmaking' #barnaby and howdy stage this whole thing where they 'confess' to each other So dramatically and So publicly #they make it an Event #sally is swooning from the drama and spectacle of it all. wally is trying to paint the moment as fast as possible #julie is so excited she's close to passing out. eddie is crying. so is poppy. frank is taking the credit. home is just happy to be there #as soon as barnaby and howdy retreat out of sight they burst out laughing for a solid ten minutes #GAH THE BRAINROT THE BRAINROT #laughingstock #wailing and sobbing they are so so good together and FOR WHAT FUCKING REASON #i cant even put it into words they just Fit! like puzzle pieces! #theres something so natural about em. i look at them and its like. they Would be perfect for each other huh #i already know theyd have such a healthy wholesome relationship They Just Work. Theyre The Dream Couple #howdy says the most confusing sentence ever said. barnaby nods along with genuine love in his eyes. etc. you get it #now watch! canon is gonna absolutely set this on fire! #which would be Fun. painful. but Fun. seriously tho im curious as to how/if barnaby and howdy will interact/develop.... #i mean personally i love it when shit gets messy so i hope it Hurts So Bad or at least Goes Downhill #i hope its a rollercoaster on all accounts

[taibhsearachd]

Gilgamesh when Kiki is around: These toys are all my toys. You only touch them because I allow you to. We will do battle here on the couch and I will destroy you.

Gilgamesh the moment Kiki might leave the house without him:

#dogs #pets #chihuahuas #gilgamesh #enkidu #olivia natalia #just tolerating his dramatics #I'm not joking he starts WAILING if Mags grabs Kiki's harness #Kiki's fine he just went for a brief car ride with Mags #Gil doesn't like the car so he didn't go #and he just PINED the whole time

[copper-skulls]

Pay no attention to the claws and fangs

#two deaths related drawings #undertale #gaster #fanart #traditional art #he's doing Great #i've drawing something like this so many times over the years #maybe there will be a dramatic colored digital version one day #BUT NOT TODAY BCS I LEFT MY TABLET AT HOME. WAILS

[kieraelieson]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, they’re gonna Steal my Teeth!!!! 😭

They will be Torn from my Skull. I will have Holes in me! I will be in pain for dayyyyyyyyyyyysssssssss 😭

I have an appointment to get my wisdom teeth removed and I’m not being at all brave about it! 🥺🥺🥺

They will be gone! Taken! Stolen!

I am scared! And I’m not at all embarrassed about it right now, cause I’m just Ahhhhhhhhhhhh >_<

I know it’s good. I know it’s necessary. I know I need it to happen some time or another regardless of if I do it tomorrow. And that’s why I’m still gonna show up for the appointment and get into the chair.

But at home and on my tumblr I’m gonna complain the whole way until it happens ☹️

#I may well also reblog this with updates as it happens and as I heal #help the people after me who are also scared to see a realistic process of it happening #and help future me who will doubtless have to go through another scary something at some point in the future #teeth #vent #ummmm. how else to warn for my dramatic wailing? #medical

[wanyinchen-narts]

SUNFLOWER (CANON DIVERGENCE AU)

the absolute *chef's kiss*, depth, angst, and clownery of the kakagai dynamic this fic has is beyond insane and amazing and I am not ashamed to say that I have binged it at least 7 times

Now, my lovelies, please read "Sunflower" by cloudynebula and lapifors once more and bask in its utter perfection. But make sure you're in the right headspace for it because it's really heavy and dark tho! Please take care of yourself first <3

*more incoherent babbling in the tags lmaooo*

#kakagai #maito gai #hatake kakashi #might guy #naruto #sha's nart art #fanart of a fanfic #the sunflower fic deserves a tag as far as i'm concerned #go. read. sunflower!!!! #i swear it is the best Gai character study fic!!! #you have no idea on how rare Gai character study fics that actually don't underestimate him are #or something along those lines #its so rare to find gai-centered fics that have his voice down to a tee #and not overdoing the dramatic capitalization to a fucking ridiculous amount; and not having the words YOUTH!!! and SPRINGTIME!!! be used #--in every other sentence LIKE THANK YOU! Its one of my pet peeves i think i just dont like the implication that Gai is an dumb idiot #we need more gai-centered fics!!! he's fucking hilarious as a narrator #like THANK YOU!!!! I imagine Gai to be sweet emotional genuine overwhelming overdramatic over-the-top stubborn and wise #not a fool who only has YOUTH!! and PASSION!! in his dictionary LIKE EXCUSE YOU! Gai's very flowery and poetic; he knows many words :D #and the actual depth of Gai in this fic makes me cry and wail happy tears #and the depicted relationship between Gai and Kakashi is so perfect it makes me cry and wail happy tears even more!!! #like its so perfect and genuine and real and true *more wailing* #LIKE THANK YOU FOR HAVING GAI ACTUALLY OPPOSE AND DISAPPROVE KAKASHI'S ACTIONS IN ANBU #gai walks beside kakashi NOT BEHIND #he aint Kakashi's simp or Kakashi's enabler #he's Kakashi's best friend and eternal rival goddammit!!! #and thats all lmao #whoopsies i went on a tangent

[coulsonlives]

Just a heads-up peeps: Society of the Snow is a great movie, but the plane crash sequence will probably be legit traumatic to watch for some people.

It's v well done! But it's stark and not sterilized at all. Keep that in mind if you decide to watch it!

#here are the four main things: (not super spoilery) #1. nobody was talking or screaming hollywood-style during the descent. they were just trying to hold on. no intense dramatic music either #2. there were graphic shots of seats and other plane pieces getting pushed around and crushing people like they were bugs #3. a lot of people were crushed and pinned under things and after the crash a lot of em died in front of other people #4. lots of authentic-looking wailing and grieving #so just a heads-up before you watch it if you're sensitive to that kinda thing. it's VERY stark #society of the snow #death ment cw #injury ment cw

[fbfh]

dad!leo x parent!reader hcs

wc: 1.2k

genre: tooth rotting domestic fluff, parents au, regular family and found family, past hurt/lots of comfort, post canon domestic bliss

pairing: leo x gn!parent reader

warnings: tooth rotting fluff, brief implied fucking like rabbits but otherwise sfw, you and leo have a bigass family, brief mentions of past trauma unmet needs and general rough conditions, building the life you wanted as a kid, found family demisquad and their children, brief mention of Leo's extended estranged family /pos, Leo is a fucking amazing dad, aged up obviously (you have a passel of kids and careers and a house)

a/n: I will carry as many children as he wants. deadass. /srs. I want the white picket fense and the ketchup fights and the minivan. I will become a full blown soccer mom for him oh my fucking god

tags @yesv01 @avashaye @perseajohnson @afidiofobia @thatmultifandomloser @yelenabel0vaswife @almostjollypizza @Fictionalcomforts  @lizziebitch33  @jacksondeeznuts @girlfriendwhoseawitch @urmum-xoxo @Asunnyhunny @dustyinkpages @cowboylikekelsey @legramilis @youkissedareaderinthedark @mrscarolscaramoucheplease @cosmiq-cloud @anything-forourmoony @i-dont-remember-a-lot @chasingpj @1dpjohoohp @mystic-writings   @babiesimagines @dreamerball @demirunner @if-only-i-was-fictional @lubsana @if-only-i-was-fictional

Bark bark bark woof grr ruff ruff

Or should I say loud aggressive cat meowing noises

Both are appropriate responses to seeing dad!leo

First of all

First and foremost

You’re going to have a bigass family with him

Not just because he always wondered if he would have had siblings if his life had been different

Not just because he always craved being from a big family deep in his bones, taking years to mourn silently when it really sunk in that that wouldn’t happen for

Because yes

While those are major factors

But also let’s be real

You cannot fucking keep your hands off this man

How could anyone be expected to look at him and not get fucking pregnant

He stretches and his tummy shows a little where his shirt rides up and you’re suddenly holding a 6 month old with his daddy’s eyes in a fluffy little bear onesie

No idea how it happens

But the odds of anyone being around Leo for any period of time and not ending up with a fucking passel of of little rugrats

Fluffy haired ankle biters with sweet grins and intelligent eyes 

Just like their dad

Is zero

Plus holy fucking shit

He can’t keep his hands off you either

He’s fucking insatiable, always craving your touch, always covering you in kisses and sweet nothings

And you wouldn’t have it any other way

So yeah with your chemistry duh you’re gonna have a big family

Once you start you can’t really stop

Before you know it you wake up one morning to find Leo making pancakes in the kitchen

He’s handing out juice boxes and sippy cups of milk

There’s a kid clinging onto each leg, giggling their heads off when he shuffles around, and one hanging on his back, watching while he cooks

He narrates dramatically to the other kiddos and babies, who are enamored with Leo’s cooking show

You stumble into this scene, walking past little shoes and various toys, legos, and barbie dolls strewn about

There’s a tangible warmth, and it’s not just from the stove and piles of fluffy pancakes

One or two of your kiddos run over and hug you with the sweetest greeting you’ve ever received 

Their little hands grab up at you until you scoop them up, approaching the counter

“Oh thank god, my sous chef has arrived”

He greets you with a kiss and hands you a coffee or tea or whatever else you like to drink in the morning, just the way he knows you like it

“I think we all know I can’t handle this kitchen without you” 

The way he says it, the look he gives you means more than any words or any look you’ve gotten from anyone else

You fix hair and kiss foreheads for a few minutes before you start getting plates of pancakes and bowls of cereal ready

It’s routine, practically automatic by now

But there’s nothing you cherish more than these sunday mornings together

You and the love of your life and your big old passel of rugrats all gathered around the kitchen table, discussing uneventful dreams and schedules for the upcoming week

Between coordinating homework assignments and ballet lessons and soccer practices it hits Leo every single moment 

Of all the things he’s built, his life with you will always be his favorite

His most precious, favorite project

You look so pretty in the morning, you always have

So as your “sunday morning breakfast bops” playlist reverberates through the room around laughter and chatter and singing along

As you sing off key and dance around with him and dance with your kids to Selena and 80s hits and throwbacks to when you were still teenagers, unable to fathom making it to 20

He thinks you’ve never looked more beautiful

When he kisses you, you taste like coffee and maple syrup

Your hair is a little messy and you’re wearing one of his shirts, tucked into a pair of shorts

Your wedding rings gleam in the sunlight streaming in through the lacy curtains 

Burnin’ up by the jonas brothers comes on shuffle, and one of your older kids asks to hear the story again

They’ve heard it a million times, but they adore hearing you recount the lengthy inside joke related to this

They love hearing about all the times you had with all their aunts and uncles (aka your friends) before they were born

They imagine what it was like to live through the 2010s, a decade they’ve only seen in movies and tv shows and online in little time capsules referenced here and there

They think about how cool you must have been, running around and living an idealized version of your lives

Leo listens, just as enamored as the rest of them as he listens to you recount the events he lived through with you 

A little part of him still can’t believe it’s real

He can’t believe he created the warm, loving, lively household

The big supportive family 

That he always dreamed of having as a kid

And now that he’s older, he reached out to some distant relatives, cousins and aunts and uncles

He’s surprised that he’s been able to somewhat reconnect with his extended family 

And even more surprised that they’d welcomed him with open arms

It hits him again that not only are his kids going to have a safe, stable, loving home life

But they’re going to have relatives to visit at family reunions once in a while

They get to spend holidays with their cousins and aunts and uncles (aka your friends and their kids) 

Any occasion y’all can find to get together and make some food and spend time together is always one you’ll take

You have little parties and get togethers and cookouts for every occasion you can think of

No matter where you go, there’s always vibrancy and life and togetherness 

Sometimes other neighbors and friends will pop by with their kids too

You’ve become the family in the neighborhood that anyone can go to

And that’s something you take pride in

It’s rubbing off on the kids too

Their teachers have told you time and time again that they’re always the first to invite kids who are by themselves to play

To make sure no one gets left out

All your hard work

All the sacrifices are paying off

Because you and your friends are determined to be the first generation of demigods to not only live to adulthood

Not only build lives

But stick together

You’re creating such a tight knit community

A family of other demigods

You’re sticking together

Chiron has been praying for times like this for as long as he can remember 

And he’s reminded that all the hard work and suffering and sacrifice are paying off too

He knows every time he shows up for someone’s birthday party or some minor holiday get together 

Half of you and your friends kids call him grandpa 

He’s waited so long to see the demigods he trains live long enough to have kids

He never could have imagined being a part of their lives too

All around, things really turned out better than any of you could have expected

But you still think nothing can top sunday morning breakfasts 

#leo valdez #leo valdez x reader #leo valdez fluff #leo valdez headcanons #dad!leo #heroes of olympus #heroes of olympus x reader #heroes of olympus fluff #heroes of olympus headcanons #wailing sobbing screaming crying #i wanna spend mornings drinking coffee he made me while he dramatically makes pancakes and I try to fix all the kiddos bed head #with partial success #leo cooking with small children hanging off of him = AWOOGA AWOOGA #my ovaries are his

[idyllic-affections]

oh wow man what if i just started BAWLING MY EYES OUT?

#aphelion speaks 🌸 #SOBS #WAILS #SHE IS SO CUTE #CRIES MORE #cries....... #screams and cries #i would die for her. not to be dramatic or anything #that is my little sister real and true trust me fr

[hope-ur-ok]

My favorite field tech is crying "why" over and over again cause the program he's using broke and deleted so much of his work

#the turtle speaks #poor [redacted] i feel so bad for him #but like also it was so funny to hear dramatic wailing start in the other room

[definitelynotshouting]

Posting this before my perfectionism makes me chicken out, which unfortunately means cell phone pictures instead of scans:

No idea if those will be legible/visible through a tumblr ask but here goes nothing.

LOSING MY MIND AT THIS OHMMY GODS,,,, this is incredible im OBSESSED

If anyone was going to bottle up pure suffering to make Grian's life easier it really would be Scar huh

#shouting speaks #asks #hunger au #art for me #HFFHDJFJFDJ THIS IS SO GOOD I LOVE IT THANK U #gods. imagining scar making cookies while doc dramatically screams ''NOOOOOOOOOOOOO'' in the middle of a field that used to be the perimeter #on his knees hands in his hair wailing at the sky meanwhile scar is nodding to himself like ''very good very good this'll do the trick'' #absolutely incredible i love this so much #ph

[orriculum]

Smallest violin in the world but sometimes there is an incredibly specific/niche word that has very few uses and I love words that are just that specific that you have to learn a whole word just for this little concept, but then that thing happens that will always happen with language that is people outside the niche getting ahold of that word and start using it in ways outside it's meaning, stretching it and watering it down until it barely means anything at all.

And it's so selfish but I wish I could just tuck this word in a dark little corner where that won't happen to it

#feelings brought to you by niche delinations i had to write 30 page essays on that now ive seen two different people use incorrectly #dramatic wailing #ill get over it but man its just one more depressing thing

[winepresswrath]

since I got sick I've been watching way more tv than usual and in conclusion if I ever come across a Korean puppet king listening to his courtiers wailing JEOnHHHHa no don't do it JEOnHHHHHA please calm down JEONHHHHHHa and he responds by poisoning his entire court and letting the revolution come explicitly not for any principled reason but just to make them stop I will pledge my fealty through the tv screen I will transmigrate to serve him and die by his side that's my guy!! my man, right or wrong. he can put his son in a box, as a treat.

#i believe it was Mencius who said shut up shut up shut up #i love historical fiction so much! #and I think it's especially enjoyable when you feel like crap and can't really bring yourself to do much else #the specific tone that Sageuk actors use to wail jeonha/mama is PRECISE it is weaponized #it is very deliberately engineered to make the viewer understand that anyone listening to it will be instantly and desperately motivated to #make it stop #historically accurate? i have no idea #as a dramatic technique... unparalleled

[marimbles]

i miss being in my tmsidk era. what was i on back then. where did that girl go. come back ho why would you abandon me like this

#me getting writer’s block 4 chapters into my wip. hemming and hawing over my outline #weeping and wailing that it’s not funny or interesting enough #good grief. #i was so strong back then….. #actually tbh I’m sure it was just as hard writing has always been and will always be so so hard for me lol #agonizing. excruciating. it just feels more appropriate when you’re agonizing over a long dramatic AU vs something rly dumb and silly. hddjd #literally tho when I think abt how I wrote something that long I’m still flabbergasted. i don’t even READ fics that long. hdjddn #but MAN it was a good time. I miss it. I miss the fandom from those days too #I sound like such an old geezer rn lmao. the fandom just feels different now idk. smaller maybe. less active in a lot of ways. #it’s a little sad I guess. but there is still great stuff going on! #anyway. I sleep now #maybe when I wake up I’ll know how to write again🫶