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Oh no! Miggy's choking on that jar of pens, the one with "Do Not Drink" written across it. I told them this would happen; no one listens to me! I said, "everybody knows that Miggy can't read."
Hold on, Miggy Mackerel! Turn away from the light!
Hold on, Miggy Mackerel! Please stay and fight!
Miggy ain't breathing and his body's gone limp, so we're gonna do the show in honor of him.
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had to memorialize justin shaking ass in gif form forever
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orriculum · 21 days
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i only have sex when it allows me to further engage with the text in a nuanced and complex manner
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everyone always sayin to me "not to be weird" you have to be weird. you have to be weird for your health
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Like how can you NOT want an Elain book next? She’s got so much going for her.
Unknown and unexplored powers? Check.
Two hot guys thirsting after her? Check.
Mated to the sole Heir of the Day Court, the Sun’s Son, the sly fox himself? Check, girlie, check.
Has the Spy Master of the Night Court ready to beg on his knees for her? Girl you know it 💅🏼
Friends with the mysterious shadow wraiths who’ve been around since the first book in the series? Also check.
A Made being who, like both her sisters, has the potential to be connected to the Starborn bloodline? Mhmm check.
The High Lord of the Night Court as a potential bat boy besite? Also check.
Ties to Koschei, Queen Vassa, plus a potential connection to the Prison aka the dang Dusk Court? Checkkk.
The only other baddie in-universe to have ever wielded Truth-Teller? Check. And you know she served 💅🏼💅🏼
A softer yet equally as strong personality that we haven’t seen from a female lead in this series before?? Check, check, check.
She’s the freaking Seer of the Night Court. Elain Kingslayer. The Lovely Fawn. The third and final Archeron sister.
And the potential Elain has, regardless if you’re team Elucien or team Elriel, is actually so scrumptious and I will never understand how there’s people out in this fandom who genuinely don’t want her book to be next.
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orriculum · 21 days
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why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand
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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.
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tbh in some cases calling my projects “wips” kinda feels like a joke, because it implies that it’s actually “in progress” rather than being a thing that plagues my brain every once in a while.
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orriculum · 21 days
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Reminder if you haven't: drink some water, take your meds, release the tension in your shoulders, stare into the abyss. Self care is in the little things
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RIKER STATUE
RIKER STATUE
RIKER STATUE
(Maybe)
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“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you
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Was really hoping capitalism would end before we got to coochie makeup, but here we are
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fantasy story: but we grew complacent, indulgent, arrogant, spoiled by this era of prosperity and splendour, and in our short-sighted greed and vanity, we ended it. me at 15: I hate this stupid trope. People aren't going to just turn stupid and ruin everything just because things have been "too good" for "too long". Why does this author think that people are inherently stupid and evil? people on social media in 2024: I'm not going to vaccinate my dogs or my children because polio, measels and rabies are so rare they're not a real threat anyway uwu me at 30: Ah. I see.
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strange man in black hooded robes with a skull mask hovering around town, hes got a stack of papers in his arms, stapling them to various poles and handing them out to bypassers. you look at the poster hes putting up everywhere. "LOST: SKELETON ARMY" is written in large text, underneath is a picture of roughly 5000 skeletons with various weapons, taken like an elementary school class photo. underneath the picture is "CALL NECRUS THE VILE" followed by an evil rune
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Are we calling women who read shitty harlequin romance novels porn addicts now?
If you read one paragraph of vintage victorian smut you'd hurl.
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