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"Human Cecil" well then what's even the point

#fanfiction #wtnv podcast #cecil palmer

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Spoilers for season 5 of tma lol

I think Jonah lied about it being “Nice while it lasted.” ‘It’ obviously being the centre of the Watchers eye. I dont think he really understood what he was getting himself into with the Watchers ritual. The Watcher would’ve told him some things but not others. It would’ve promised him immortality and told him what it would take but not what it would cost him. Feeling everyone in the worlds fear all at once wouldve been torture, especially considering the ritual wasnt made for him. It was made for the Archivist. It was made for Jon. So Jonah lied, he lied so Jon would think that he won, even for a short while, Jonah had won.

Jonah was still human. Even after 200 years he was still so disgustingly human. Immortality is impossible. Everything ends eventually.

#god i love him #he makes me sick #jonah Magnus #the magnus archives #tma #tma season 5 spoilers

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#I made clara von closen trans #I love queer people in the regency era #regency era tma #the magnus archives #tma #trans

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“What? Me? An avatar of the Beholding? Psh noo don’t be ridiculous.” I say as I frantically try to cover all the eye paintings on my walls.

#I like eyes what can I say #the beholding #tma #the magnus archives

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We know how Elias and Peter's whole things is "I want another divorce", but, now hear me out, what if Jon and Martin's whole thing was "I want another marriage"?

Like Jon just wakes up one morning and walks into the kitchen where Martin is barely even awake making himself some tea, hair all over the place and over all not very "good" looking. And Jon just goes "I want to marry you again". I just think they would be very cute and they've been married about 12 times now.

#god they make me sick #they mean the world to me #martin blackwood #jon sims #the magnus archives #jmart #jonmartin #tma

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Elias

Elias Bouchard

#the magnus archives #tma shitpost #elias bouchard

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You're so real op keep up the great work

Hey gang what’s up, it’s me ya boi back at it again with more thoughts about everyone’s favorite archive man.

I want to bite him. Not in a metaphorical way very literally. I need to chew on Jon’s arm RIGHT NOW!!

More about these crushing news at 8, back to y’all in the studio

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims

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I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.

#god i love him so much #you dont understand #that man is my everything #elias bouchard #the magnus archives

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I wouldn't exactly call them 'slutty' but go off

jurgen leitner has been dead for seven slutty years

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I'm so upset that Augustus isn't Jonah

I want my little man back :(

#i miss him #come home jonah the kids miss you #miled tmagp spoilers #tmagp #the magnus protocol #jonah magnus

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FIIINE I'll keep listening to TMAGP 😒😒😒😒

#i want to know who needles is #i fear i will like him #miled tmagp spoilers #tmagp

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Started TMA (just finished episode 32) and jonathan sims is driving me insane so far. I want to hear him scream in agony and then feed him soup.

#so unbelievably real #me too op #love him #tma

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When you spend 200 years perfecting your ritual only to be stuck in a puter after being taken down by a wet paperbag of a man, his unstable boyfriend, two cultists lesbians and the baddest bitch in London.

#the magnus archives #miled tmagp spoilers #jonah magnus my beloved #season 5 tma spoilers

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The Transness Gaychives

#the magnus archives #tma shitpost #brought to you by the lgbt community

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I love having a tma role-play account I love the silly little gay people in my phone

#the magnus archives #tma #tma roleplay

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Hey gang, sorry i haven’t been posting lately. I went through this strange looking door and I’ve been stuck in a maze of nauseating, migraine-inducing hallways.

#i might post more idk #my bad gang

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Hey guys look it’s detective Alice ‘Daisy’ Tonner

#aka my wife #alice daisy tonner #that blond chick from Atlantis #tma #tma shitpost #I blame her for my taste in women