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i need evil sexy sith armor.

Let us have darth talon armor. I need the sexy whore look, but with gantlets and boots and a long flowing cape. i need this to come with a cloak with a dark hood. so slave outfit with with cloak and fangs and more sith please.

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idk if this is common knowledge at this point or not but while looking up characters, I came across a series called Companions 101 on the swtor website that has additional little tidbits about some of the characters such as these:

“Corso is an excellent dancer” <— that’s so cute??? I love that for him.

“They [Corso and Bowdaar] often chase each other around the ship’s corridors to let off a little steam, which annoys the other crewmates to no end.” <— can you imagine the look of death from Risha if one of them nearly crashed into her? I need this

lmao

Kira and T7 as besties. 🥺 100% precious.

Living for the thought of Vette and Pierce bothering Quinn together. The man has had no peace since these two became friends.

I wish they’d done all of the companions, but unfortunately there are only a handful of them featured in blogs that were written in 2012-2013. :,) Still, it’s definitely worth the read if you love digging for seemingly irrelevant facts about characters like I do.

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A quick Mako.

(SWTOR assets-based 3D art)

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my gift to you all

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Mako is... ‘impressed’ with Imperial patriotism

#mako #swtor mako #mako swtor #swtor #star wars: the old republic

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I never thought it'd come to this, but I'm at my wit's end. Mom & I cannot live like this anymore. We need funds to repair our house, *urgently*. PLEASE, please do not scroll. Donate if you can, or share the link around.

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Legit had a dream i had sex with Azul'de. Boobs. Ooh boy.

#star wars the old republic #star wars #swtor #bounty hunter #Azul'de #sith pureblood #sex dreams

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Asks

Asks from @thelesbianlegacy-swtor

For my OCs Thoth, Wraith, Tut, and Avery Bones, and Mala Avery

1. Your OC lost the Keys to their ship in a drinking night, describe the chaos, Spoiler, the Keys were under the bed

2. After a Fight, the OC noticed some civilians are staring at them. Someone made a pinup painting and they liked what they saw

3. An OC is sad because their favorite Blaster/ weapon got fucked. Their SO tried to repair it, but made it worse/ painted it pink

4. TO THE SLUTTIEST In OC’s opinion: what alien race has the best moans, share experience

5. TO THE DRUNKEST: In Oc’s Opinion, what Planet has the best dive bar, explain and rate drinks, ambience, service and fun

Thoth Akasti, Sith Pureblood, House Akasti, Sorceress Arcane Loreseeker

1. Thoth would give up, collapse on the bed, and Blame Azul’de, even if it wasn’t her fault. she’d roll up in bed, and pretend it never happened.

2. Would intimidate the crap out of the civilian, flattered, but do it again, and you will eat that paintbrush. it would have to be super tasteful artwork.

3. Somehow khem mangles a Red Lightsaber till the blade turns pink. they both agree not to talk about it, but she holds a grudge

4. probably sith, she has been known to moan kinda girlishly when khem is pounding her. she would blush and not wanna talk about it.

5. Drommund Kaas, they co-operate with investigations and nobody complains if the place burns down. not a bar girl

Wraith Akasti, Sith Pureblood, House Akasti, Clan Wraith Mandalorian, Bounty Hunter, Mercenary

1. would pass out in his bunk, probably with the ship in orbit, very confused, while Mako yells at him via holo. he finds his keys and just doesn’t face her until he sleeps it off.

2. be very embarrassed, “um no...” try to get spray-paint and cover it up, or avoid that alleyway in the future. Mako would take pics

3. Has been known to use magenta color crystals. would probably recycle and rebuild the whole blaster, and never let Mako near his weapons for awhile

4. Sith Pureblood only because of unhinged sith passion dirty talking begging etc, or any woman taking sith pureblood dick for the first time. The twi’leks he’s slept with like a good time all moan, but in his experence any woman taking red sith dick the first time, moans and whimpers as the ridges and flares rub and stretch them out as he eases them in.

5. Rishi. the pirates aren’t just butchers and hardcases, they’re also sluts. less murderous and watch-your-back than Nar Shaddaa, but you can totally hop into a back alley and shag casually. a tropical party town, more diverse and less polluted than Nar Shaddaa

Tutenkamun Akasti, Sith Pureblood, House Akasti, Marauder/Assassin, Mandalorian Trophy Hunter/ Sith Executioner

1. Tut is a tank, Vette and Quinn return to find he has ransacked the ship, he can lift up everything with muscles strength single handedly, and use the force to put clothes back away. ship is still ransacked though.

2. Tut manhandles Vette and drops her front of the image so she can enjoy, ogle and rub the abs in the drawing. Tut is for Baby girl. Thank for contributing to the twilek horny.

3. Tut would just kinda stare horrified at Vette. she would feel bad and he’d mope for a bit.

4. Probably twi’leks. But Tut is always biased that his babygirl is best. He is big and muscular and she is smol and cute. he has grabbed her hips and used her as a fleshlight before while she whimpered and said harder daddy. She also makes the cutest little cries when he gets a riding crop out on her nips and clit.

5. He doesn’t go to dive bars. Any Place Mandalorian. Good local hunting Grounds, sparse decoration, utilitarian.

Avery Bones, Twi’lek, Rishi Syndicate, Republic Sympathizer, Gunslinger

1. Black Stache is his boss, its, a very embarrassing ‘The Boss is gonna kill me/ My Sister will never let me live this down’ situation. He is in a panic, and rifles through the usual places, on hands and knees, throwing things over his shoulders. a mini astromech usually finds things he lost.

2. Gets very cocky and starts flexing. (he is a coward in a fight, basically Jack Sparrow, “we must fight, to run away” but a trickshot gunslinger with one claim to fame.

3. the blade might fall off his Zakuul exhile blaster. he would probably lose his temper and get his fingers messed up trying to fix it.

4. He really doesn’t know. as a Twilek, he gets sexually harrassed a lot. he has been told repeatedly that he has sexy moans.

5. Nar Shaddaa. sooner or later someone offers to buy the Twilek a free drink for a shot at his ‘third lekku’

Mala Avery Twi’lek, Rishi Syndicate, Republic Sympathizer, Gunslinger

1. She has a key locator app on her datapad. (brother’s idea) at this point, she has been hotwiring her own ship for so long, the keys may be lost forever.

2. would critique whether or not her boobs are really that big. (like the Flynn Ryder Wanted posters) then try and shmooze some credits out of the guy.

3. upset but holding their temper in. “its fine... FINE...” *leaves room* “I SAID IT WAS FINE”

4. “WHOEVER I’M PEGGING”

5. Balmorra, or any recently wartorn planet, recovering so not TOTAL crap, supply lines are easy, and things have a ‘looking up’ feel to them.

BONUS WITH WRAITH AND SENYA

Did Wraith Ever Bunk with anyone and wake to find them masturbating in the middle of the night?

Mako, when they started dating, she didn’t know how kinky he was and that straddling and using him was an option in his sleep, he told her, and then midnight sex became a thing.

Has Senya gotten any Fun Gifts from the Akastis after being swallowed by their chaos? Does she try to help the Family or is she too busy being a Milf and resting on the bed?

Azul’de is a sort of rival, its, the chaos ex wife, and order current wife, Azul’de helps in her own way, gives her a lesbian outlet now and again. Senya occasionally gets to do some lowkey mothering for Arcann and Raa in some of their disagreements running Zakuul, but not in a bad way, more as a respected elder.  She is enjoying a retirement keeping order in Korriban Cove, and singing ballads about the pirates she has kicked out of town. Skarabe and her do duets and space shanties. most of the chaos comes from Tirrel drama where Skarabe and Senya have the Cantina to themselves, and her kids drop in and interrupt them. Skarabe has opened up a Zakuulan milf to Sith AND pirate debauchery. Human Women reach a sexual peak later, and sith purebloods never come off of theirs until they are in their graves. There are more PDAs than Arcann is comfortable with, and Senya adapts surprisingly well to the life of a pirate.

#senya tirall #swtor #asks #nsfw asks #Star Wars The Old Republic #smuggler #bounty hunter #sith #Mandalorian #Space Pirates #Sith Pureblood #House akasti #The Rishi Syndicate #Twi'lek

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If she got the Lekku, she gone wreck you.

Warrior during Eternal Throne: WHHHHHHHY. *sobbing at image of Vette*

Lana: there there, im sure she is...

Warrior: shuddup! Your not my wife!

*meanwhile accross the Galaxy*

Gault: Vette! Seriously i need to shower

Vette: *crying in the shower listening to taylor swift*

Gault: sighs*

LATER ON VANDIN

Vette: DADDY *glomps warrior*

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Amun Raa: ok we have been selected to perform as the orchestra for this year's Sith opera. I know we're used to being Sith so let me ask does anyone know how to play an instrument?

Azul'de: *raises hand* Is WAP an instrument?

Amun Raa: no. Mother, WAP is not an instrument.

Azul'de: *raises hand again*

Amun Raa: a skin flute is not an instrument either mother

Azul'de: *puts hand down*

Ka'Akasti: do instruments of torture count?

Azul'de: when do we start kicking?

Amun Raa: *pinches bridge of nose* that's... a chorus line...

Azul'de: waaah haha! *kicks thoth*

Thoth: why you... *starts fighting Azul'de* fight goes out the door*

Azul'de in distance: AAAACCCCCCCHHHH

*peeks head in in* whoever's the owner of the the white vectron, you left your lights on.

*has been shoved through a gonk droid by thoth* *sits down* GONK.

DAY TWO

Amun Raa: ok I have a theory. People talk loud to make others think they're smart right?

Skarabe: CORRECT

Amun Raa: so if we play loud people might think we're good. One two three...

*LOUD OBNOXIOUS BAND NOISES*

Amun Raa: or.. maybe we should play so quiet no-one can here us....

Tutenkamun: maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't play with BIG CYBORNETIC CLAWS

Akh Akasti: what did you say?

Wraith Akasti: Punk!

Tutenkamun: BIG CYBERNETIC CLAWS

Akh: well these claws ain't just for replacing limbs cut off in lightsaber duels

#spongebob #star wars the old republic #star wars #bounty hunter #knights of the fallen empire #swtor #sith lord #sith sorceror #house akasti #azul'de #thoth akastti #skarabe #amun raa #ka'akasti #sith pureblood #sith empire #sith family

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Treasure Planet Battle At Procyon has an Active Modding Community on steam. check it out. the Pirate ‘Windjammer’ is a mobile base and battle station in the game. 

#Pirate Ship #space pirate treasure #treasure planet #space galleon #solar galleon #space pirates #treasure galleon #solar pirate galleon #treasure planet battle at procyon

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Drink Driving on Tatooine and Gault’s Latest Side Hussle

General Chat nuttiness. discussing speeder crashes on Tatooine General Chat. and Gault’s Latest Side Hussle I loved the fact that general chat played along.

#Gault Rennow #Star Wars The Old Republic #bounty hunter #usedcardealership #used speeder salesman #swtor #mandalorian #con-man #side hussle

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Has Some Great Star Wars Fonts as well as Alien Languages! Have fun!

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Valkorian Will Beg for Mercy

me as outlander: “hey Valky ol’ buddy ol pal ol boy. omg he could not come to Earth. like... fuck... yes, metaknowlege meeting charles boyde fucking the multiverse and EU, but also “fuck you creep, take your immortal empire and shove it. You THINK I have time to play video games with my life schedule? OK BOOMER. 

meanwhile ‘gifted child’ fuckers with adhd etc like me who are spiteful pricks for a reason:   “hey Valky ol’ buddy ol pal ol boy, my most second favorite little shit right after me, myself and I we’re going to Arbies, want some roast beefs?”

Valkorian on his “live a million lives shit”

“good for you, you hob goblin living rent free with my anxiety AND MENTAL ILLNESS. good news! we work for a temp agency, I hope you have fond memories of the wars, its holiday season. lock and load bitch, the sacking of coruscant ain’t shit”

#immortal emperor #valkorian #knights of the old republic #Knights Of The Fallen Empire #knights of the eternal throne #swtor #Star Wars The Old Republic #star wars #torturing valkorian #valkorian works retail #a special hell

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Needs and wants

I need smut of Gault eating out Hylo on a pile of Zakuul Gold, (devaronians canonically have long tongues and society is matriarchal) like title: NOW you are forgiven.

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Dirty Blonde Beniko

headcanon that Lana Beniko has the dirtiest mind of anyone on that Base. we see the “Go time people, Behave yourself Commander, I will murder you Theron.” side of Lana but never the girl-talk Senya/ Lana “Let me tell you stories about the Commander and a dog collar that says ‘shutta’ on it.” and Hylo’s like, “I heard, the Underworld Logistics room is down the hall...” like... at a certain point that cantina closes, and it gets out of hand as they talk. does anyone know? no, the scandal would be catastrophic. Work Lana is completely different from “I just laid, fine work with the op everyone.”

“when it’s time to go to work...”-- Senya KOTFE

Lana-- “she knows too much and must be destroyed.”

“Lana, I was frozen in carbonite, you got drunk at a bar, and went off. the Thirst was strong with this one.”

Lana: *face on counter* “five years.... five long years. Commander. the rage I channeled from that dryspell...”

#dirty blonde #Lana Beniko #romanced lana beniko #swtor

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Sith Solstice

Sith Solstice was generally observed on Korriban, Ziost and Drommund Kaas before the arrival of Vitiate’s Empire.  Due to the decay of galactic orbit, Ziost lacked the necessary 27 days of tradition, moving to 28 and then 29 by the time of swtor, so the monthly festival Calender became an obsession, Balmorra was chosen as a likely replacement due to its astral parralels to Old Ziost.

Tombs were opened, and passages renovated. specifically, the altar shrines where ancestors were revered. flowers and offerings of Tukata hearts were common to strengthen the ancients. gifts were left by fallowers and children wandered the halls guided by sith spirits, where they read more tomb hieroglyphs and learned about their kin.

4 Day Period Sith Purge Days/ Saturnalia Ziggurats were opened to slaves to wander.  A Sith Saturnalia was observed, where Slave revolts were largely permitted and purges allowed as long as they stayed within the grounds of the Blood Ziggurats. powerful masters would bow on their own thrones, while slaves and lower classes priests, massassi etc, feasted and permitted to eat from their master’s stock freely. The Holy Day, or the three days, going from sunset, a full two days and then dawn on the next day. was largely illuminated by bright temple torches, giving the impression of daylight, ceremonial blood oil was used, it gave the impression of daylight and also had incense and other additives. Powerplays were forbidden, though if cruel Masters were killed by angry slaves, “you keep what you kill” applied.

2DaysTribute was generally given to the reigning governors and a select cadre of priests, there being a cycle of which cadre of Sith Deities was honored each year.  Ziost’s city states all observed this. Inferno, the Volcanic canal Citidel of House Akasti was the primary site for such tribute, for millenia, and their appointment there much coveted to the Eternal Duty associated with it. Old Kissai King Priests, would oversee the tribute from lords, massassi, and other persons of Power. depending on the whims of the Dark Lord, and their discissions regarding scarcity or supply, it was sometimes given to the lower classes.

Charity Wealthy Powerful lords were expected to take the time, sometimes personally, to strengthen their slaves, the weakest and longest suffering, were often given mercy killings and places inside lavish burial urns, with jewelry and mummification wraps or placed inside ‘Statues of the Ancient Slave’ their remains dipped in gold, and jewels or kyber crystals inlaid over their hearts. This process was separate from Sith Saturnalia

Hunting and Feasting Families hunted and feasted together, their wealth being given in shares to their servants and then hunted with any servants who were too great in surplus to have a share. Such decisions had strict guidelines dictated by Caste, Tradition and the Kissai

2-3 Days, At Discretion of Sith Lords The Slave Hunt Later periods evolved a sort of ‘Slave Hunting’ Tradition. where slaves if they desired would be hunted. upon their successful evasion, they would be granted freedom. betting was common. a Slave who interfered in Saturnalia was often sentenced to Death by Sith Alchemy, which often saw them turn into semi sentient Sithspawn, eternally servants to their masters, though more intelligent and morose. Slave’s that evaded their captors, and even killed them, were given by tradition rule of the hunting grounds and certain status. They were often taught one trade and given the weapon or weapons of their choosing and their pick of fellow slaves, often family.  Another tradition was if a slave hunted but spared their own master, they could Wed that master and became lawfully married

The Longest Night The longest and coldest night of the year was given to couples and newlyweds, fertility rituals, dark side sex magic, etc. long cold nights were for lovers to grow closer, oddly the force was in ebb, so it was common for spiritual bonds and force diads to be formed during the time, as without the force, couples grew naturally closer.  This period and phrase always moved, due to Ziost’s orbit, before being reset, and so the other festival periods reshuffled, bit by bit.

Day of the Sons fathers and sons spent time together, or sons visited graves, presents, offerings, family outings etc

Day of the Daughters Mothers and Daughters spent time together or honored graves and remains  presents, offerings, family outings etc

Day of the Patrons surrogates and other mentors were honored on this day, this was, always a time for rowdier gatherings for all,  presents, offerings, family outings etc

Day of the Slaves/ Concubines more passionate and pleasurable lovemaking was practiced on this day. it was softer, and more intimate. sexual related gifts were seen as taboo and in poor taste,  gold jewelry with kyber crystal stones and fur robes were the traditional gifts, lavish headresses for long time courtesans were given as a token of seniority or long standing favoritism

3 Days, Set Dates Days of the Keep These three days were given to nuclear families. a sort of ‘Free Day’ catacombs were preferred locales as they enabled Sith to ‘Show weakness’ Slaves had the period off, and visited with their own families, often with a gift from their master in the form of a beast for carving and a satchel of gold, or a valuable good for trade

Parents parents stayed together and had romantic evenings Elders, Kissai baby sitters or slaves and Servants watched the kids

Children Parents spent time with their children and enjoyed relaxing family settings

Elders and Household Grandparents and Elders visited, this was the big day with cousins and extended family. 

6 Days Keep Days Temple Festival The holy Temples were all opened and all city visitors permitted to enter, every two hours the parties would move to the next cycle of temples, a Marti Gra parade of sorts, some temples also required absolute silence within them. and the procession was more calm.

1 Day and Night Marks of the Blood Ceremonial script and writings with family powers were interred here. for a period of one day, or well into the night, dusk till dawn, from sundown to sunup a full 24 hour period.

1 Night Elders Flame: Elders and Kissai spoke freely of ancient secrets around temple torches or campfires, many were lit. processions of tents into the desert were common or in special central alcoves.  Particularly ancient Kissai who were on their death’s bed were burnt alive as they neared their most final breath, and passed on their last secrets orally. The deaths were quick and painful, and only the most revered and ancient Elders truly about to die were given this last honor of experiencing Life when they had no power or passion left.

Reverence and Bloodsoup The last few days were given to laziness and unwinding. Massassi festivals which were much the same overlapped, but due to needing guards, theirs began earlier. and ended later. Thus Massassi had “the Day of Duty” Their Reverence day was after the Lords recovered and saw to the house, Their own strength restored, fallowing that, they returned to their duties as well. they also began earlier as when the festivals proper began, they saw to the city gates and those entering for celebration.

Asking for our friendly SWTOR worldbuilder @fluffynexu what do you think?

#sith pureblood #sith Solstice #sithmas #lifeday #Korriban #Star Wars The Old Republic #star wars #worldbuilding #Ziost #Sith Empire