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Richie: *hiding behind a bush with Eddie* Has he kissed her yet?

Stan: We are literally 10 feet away from you. We can hear you.

Patty: And see you.

Eddie: Well, have you kissed her yet?

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TODAY'S THE DAY

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Beastie Boys - Sabotage

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dps 3/3

Im not going to finish any of these so might as well post them

#the one of eddie n mike

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richie refuses to cut his hair and it gets so long that you decide to braid it one night and he almost falls asleep in your lap bc of how nice it feels

you take baths together and scrub his hair with strawberry scented shampoo and he just stares at you with this in-love look in his eyes

and then he washes your hair too and you dry up and fall asleep with his hands wrapped around your waist

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To the Mr Hornblower;

August 5th, 2012

On the occasion anniversary your birth, we are doing our utmost best to meet your legacy in your beloved homeland, Switzerland.

In celebration to your memory, we make releasing all the goats from your garden and allowing them to roam free and unguarded about the land. Sadly these goats have now terrorising neighbourhoods and surrounding districts and do become responsible for much destruction.

The education board has introducing formal educational set program designed to teach the youths of our country upon you: “Hornblower, most glorious treasure of nation”. In each final exam, students must success a game of chess against a Labrador and/or golden retriever (depend on available subjected).

The most greater Swiss fashion designers have made technical imprintments, on special edition jockstraps, an impression of your face, which have agreed will be wearing by second best national treasure, Mr Roger Federer, in the places of grass courts.

Also we try honouring your dearest nephew by make offer of free snowboarding lessons to all Swiss children measure only age of eighteen months or the lesser.

We decided, August 5th a national holiday, out of respect for the both two geniuses, in which everyone can make benefit from time, watch your always best music films and be listening your nephew’s crowded dance songs.

Our good Mr Hornblower, and young Master Yauch: You are ever missed!

HORATIO GOTTESANBETERIN

Mayor aus den Oppenzell

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The writer, whose real name is Sarah, is the founder of the fan-based positive-action project “PWR2MCA”. She lives in Sydney and can be found online under the pseudonym MsPacMan723.

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theydies, ladies, and gents, it’s an excellent day to listen to the beastie boys

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eddie kaspbrak = power bottom

#disagreeing is illegal #eddie kaspbrak #it #it 2017

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i went from my 0 note post era to my 4 note post era if it can happen to me it can happen to you. never give up #grind #girlboss #inspirational

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hair porn

#nini stop all u do is make me fall more in love with him #man his curls just #stanley uris #it

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*sigh*

#hes just so cute #also all of u guys are invited to his n mines wedding #stanley uris

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Do you have any kinks?

That second sleep after you’ve woken up too early

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stanley: you took advice from richie?

eddie: it’s called hitting rock bottom, stanley.

#seems right #stans not dumb enough 2 take advice from him #actually #eddie kaspbrak #stanley uris #stan uris #it #richie tozier #it stephen king #it chapter 2 #it chapter one #steddie #streddie #incorrect quotes #incorrect it quotes

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stanley uris died 36 years ago today :(

#may 28th 2021 #fuck i miss him #anyways todays dedicated to him and him only #stanley uris #stan uris #it #it 1990 #it stephen king #it chapter two

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it meme: [1/7] characters → stan uris “And maybe that’s why change is so scary. Because the things we wish we could leave behind. The whispers we wish we could silence. The nightmares we most want to wake up from. The memories we wish we could change. The secrets we feel like we have to keep, are the hardest to walk away from. The good stuff? The pictures in our mind that fade away the fastest? Those pieces of you it feels the easiest to lose. Maybe I don’t want to forget. Maybe if that’s what today is all about? Forgetting, right? Today, I’m supposed to become a man. But I don’t feel any different. I know I’m a loser. And no matter what, I always fucking will be.”

#i dedicate my life 2 him #hes so #AAAAAAAAAA #stanley uris #god i love him so much

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i agree with what you're saying - it's def not a fix-it unless stan is alive too (and he IS alive and well). however, idk if you read that person's post right. they straight up state that stan's not dead in it: "he's not dead, he just lives in atlanta." otherwise, can you explain what else about that post made you upset? because i sincerely don't understand, sorry ):

yeah, i read that he’s still alive in that post. but the fact the way the op wrote it to specifically piss stan off, made me pretty sad. people are so quick to leave stan out, have him remain dead or just plain picked on by the other losers. yes, i understand it’s supposed to be funny and lighthearted.. but when i see posts about stan, a lot of it is just… not being nice to him. and he deserves so much more and all the love in the world. i wish other people felt the same :’((

#okay nothing hurts me as much as this does #how do ppl forget about the best character everytime #stanley uris #it