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Libby: *breathes*

Callum: you're so fucking annoying oh my God can you just shut up for once in your life your opinion doesn't matter you're literally the dirt on my shoe...

#ta6 #the atlas six #ta6 shitpost #the atlas six shitpost #shitpost #the atlas series #callum nova #libby rhodes #nico varona #parisa kamali #reina mori #tristan caine #dalton ellery #atlas blakely #olivie blake #booklr #bookworm #english lit student #english literature #dark academism

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every time i try to write a kiss scene i remember "when adam kissed him, it was every mile per hour ronan had ever gone over the speed limit. it was every window-down, goose-bumps-on-skin, teeth-chattering-cold night drive. it was adam's ribs under ronan's hands and adam's mouth on his mouth, again and again and again" and give up because i know nothing i write will ever make me feel the same way i did when i read this fucking paragraph.

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"you're beauty never ever scared me" but make it about a boy who sacrificed himself to a dreamt forest, has psychic abilities and can literally make a thorn appear on his father's hand to protect himself and create a circle of protection around himself to not get killed by a building collapse and his boyfriend who can bring things he dream to life, including real people, has fought literal demons and is powerful enough to be compared to god

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no way

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i felt it was my duty to share this with all those who tumblr 🙏

#shakespeare is shaking #twitter #shakespeare #literature #shakira #song quotes #song lyrics #english literature #english lit student #pop culture #lol

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so... i've embarked on my dreamer trilogy journey

“Ronan Lynch was about to end the world.”

#ah shit here we go again #anything for ronan #the dreamer trilogy #tdt #call down the hawk #cdth #trc #booklr #reading #ronan lynch #declan lynch #matthew lynch #the lynch brothers #jordan hennessy #carmen farooq lane #jordeclan #pynch

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Six of Crows adaptation where everything is the same except Inej is allowed to break the fourth wall and side-eye the camera whenever Kaz says something annoying

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“Jesus God, Sargent. Do you have stitches on your face? Bad. Ass. Put it here, you asshole.”

#ronan lynch #blue sargent #trc quotes #trc #quotes

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Nina: How high are you?

Wylan: Like in feet?

Jesper: No, she’s asking what drugs you’re on.

Wylan: Oh, antidepressants.

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Am i the only one who thinks that, with the proper healing, Kaz would be a super cheeky, goofy boyfriend? That boy is a dork (a scary, unhinged and violent dork, but still a dork) and he loves Inej so much, he would be so silly and cute around her.

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so there's this group of friends trying to find a dead welsh king but like, one can take shit from his dreams and make them real, one no longer has his own eyes and hands, one lives in a house full of psychics whose dad is also a tree, one is 10 years dead and then there's ganseyboy.

oh and they're all ridiculously in love with each other.

#the raven cycle #the raven boys #trc #maggie stiefvater #ronan lynch #adam parrish #blue sargent #noah czerny #gansey #henry cheng #maura sargent #the gray man #orla gartland #persephone poldma #300 fox way #the dream thieves #blue lily lily blue #the raven king #gangsey #trc memes #trc shitpost #trc adam #trc ronan #trc blue #trc gansey #trc noah #trc henry #bluesey #pynch #richard gansey

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is this rock bottom? unprovoked, yet i feel strangely exposed.

#the raven cycle #ronan lynch #ronan #trc shitpost #trc #trc memes #trc ronan #the raven boys #the dream thieves #blue lily lily blue #bllb #the raven king #trk #rock bottom #reading #booklr #bookworm #funnyshit #exposed #shitpost #maggie stiefvater #am i in my dark impulsions era??? #what does this mean? #i'm not ok

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no because the way ronan spent a good few pages complaining about being at school: it was suffocating, boring, the worst thing in the world, he couldn't wait for the day to be over—and then three single words from adam saying he would hang out with him later was enough to make the day 100 times better.

#adam and ronan #ronan lynch #ronan #adam #adam parrish #ship: pynch #pynch #maggie stiefvater #trc #trc shitpost #the raven cycle #the raven king #trk

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Do you ever think about the raven cycle and then get the innate urge to drive 100 miles per hour in the dead or night listening to sad music way too loudly while ur feelings just explode inside of u

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Blue: *literally just driving ganseys car*

Gansey: this is so incredibly indecent. this should be illegal. oh my god I’m such a whore. 

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let's not forget the gray man and blue bonding because i will weep over them any day.

no because bllb has all the best things. persephone teaching adam to be magic. malory visit. dreamt brother twist. ronan and adam bonding hours. piper girlbossing a bit too close to the sun. blue and gansey almost kiss but not quite. more than one god in this church. gwenllian being feral. adam summoning thorns to get rid of his father. persephone, maura, and calla as three foils of one another. herny is an icon. horror movie twins. scary crying times that lead to moments of emotional support and turmoil. cool settings in the caves. ronan and blue bonding. 100% unconditional trust hours. maura fucked a tree. screaming crying and throwing up.

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something something…ronan taught gansey how to fight which saved him from whelk’s attack…..something something….ronan taught adam how to drive stick which let him steal the pig and make his sacrifice…….something something…..ronan exists inside and outside the narrative…..he moved the story along because he taught his loved ones things that he found love in (driving and boxing)………..saved their lives………