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I feel like I'm losing the ability to love. I know it isn't always a warm embrace but a stiff rebuke sometimes too but I feel myself pulling away from the affairs of people more and more. I don't belong, nor will I ever and I feel like the constant wanting to die is only worsening it. What do I do?

It feels like Earth is Hell and my body is a prison cell. The more I dig, the less coherent information I find about anything.

I wish I could be the naïve 5-year-old me that didn't care what they said and was compassionate towards all.

we should be far more concerned that our theology is loving than if it is logical, pragmatic, or even "correct."

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Sounds about right! 🤣

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Raphael: *Reading a letter*

Michael: Well, what does it say?

Raphael: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Gabriel killed my pet rock.

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Memory is fuzzy...

How was the funeral?

Raphael: *Reading a letter*

Michael: Well, what does it say?

Raphael: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Gabriel killed my pet rock.

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I actually picture this happening...

Raphael: *Reading a letter*

Michael: Well, what does it say?

Raphael: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Gabriel killed my pet rock.

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Raphael 🌙

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When you wake up, see the mister-sses just chilling and just being like: 😌

And then ye olde kokoro goes doki FUCKIN' DOKI.

💜 + 💚 = 🎆

#ookie #so much yes #so much love #eldrich screaming

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Have you tried coconut oil, shea butter, or vaseline? You just need a really, REALLY thin layer like you would apply to a tattoo and then you gently rub it in. Tea tree oil also comes to mind but a really tiny amount. (I hate greasy lotion hands too!!!)

I suffer through putting cream on my hands cuz they're dry af from soap AND MY KNUCKLES STILL CRACK AND BLEED I GIVE UP FUCK EVERYTHING

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Best parts are parks where you're told to keep off the grass and collecting rainwater can land you in prison. People see plastic asses and a permanent creepy grin as beautiful while the beauty of nature is descrated to do so.

I'd say we're not just fucked, but in Hell's worst snuff film. At least we can get some comic reflief in places and laugh but soon that will be criminalized too.

The automobile is a curse upon our civilization. A demon pact that saps our souls with each use, yet remains the price of entry for much of society. America is a terrible place, and has inflicted untold harm upon the world at large, and as recompense Americans are shackled to mechanical beasts that only know conflagration as a method of ambulation, and also we have to spend fucking thirty minutes finding a place to park and then walk two miles anyway

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Who likes math?

Negative × Negative = Positive

Negative x Positive = Negative

Positive x Positive = Positive

Positive x Negative = Negative

Positive x Positive x Negative = Negative

Picture Time!

💔 x 💔 = ❤

💔 x ❤ = 💔

❤ x ❤ = ❤

❤ x 💔 = 💔

❤ x ❤ x 💔 = 💔

Here's a joke: how much leaven does it take to make the whole loaf bitter?

#leaven #love #hate #word

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Want to talk about someone who truly spoke what it's all about?

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."

-Jimi Hendrix

#jimi hendrix #love #earth #humans #all people #yes even that one #yes even you

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Have you ever seen a cat and automatically pictured the perfect voiceover for it?

My sister's muffin of a cat looks like he'd sound like a mafia boss plotting an ass-whoopin!

#cats #random cat

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Any negativity in this blog earns me an automatic "NO" stick from the bros.

I assure you, all is forgiven from past parties, I have been properly bludgeoned, and wish to share the light of internet-based crack comedy.

#forgiveness #love thy neighbor #don't be a jackass

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When your hilarious roomates openly share the secret on how to play Extreme Poetry for Neanderthals.

Hint!

Everyone gets a "YES" and "NO" stick.

See tags for exceptions:

#exploding kittens #poetry for neanderthals #the best kind of crack #ookie gets two yes sticks cuz he's my lemondrop #snookie wields two no sticks in case anyone tries to hit ookie #lol

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"I have 3 hate and no love. Why can't I have no hate and 3 love?"

-Homer Simpson to Ned Flanders

🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

#the simpsons #ned flanders #homer simpson #cartoons #yep #love

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Why does Strife in Darksiders use two pistols? Demons are fire-based lifeforms so wouldn't a super soaker suffice?

Fill that crap with holy water and BOOM!

Anti-flamethrower!!!

(And I think War is the himbo!!!)

-samfh-

#super soaker #strife darksiders #himbo #war darksiders #like wtf #darksiders #redirect the beams

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Speaking of the last post, can Godrick the Grafted lick his elbow? If so, which one? Most importantly!!!!

Does he lick the elbows of chopped-off arms to further rub it in the Tarnished's faces???

If Dragon's had elbows...would he try to lick them too??!

The plot thickens...

#godrick the grafted #godrick the golden #elbows #420 blaze it #cursed