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purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience

#no + not USA #i think it'd freak me out tbh #random stuff #about me #poll

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

#mood! mood!!! #random stuff

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GPT* is the plastics of mental creations. Suddenly it's everywhere, filling streets and parks and landfills, and everyone uses it because it's genuinely too useful to pass up, but most still hate it. And craftspeople genuinely are pushed out of their jobs, the criticism is true - everything becomes cheap crap, nothing feels genuine anymore. I get that. It's just not something that can realistically go back into Pandora's box, and it's kinda hard to argue it's not worth it.

*stand-in for any recent LLM or image generator

#you're right and you should say it #random stuff

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see, when i think of bread, i first and foremost imagine something like this

#YES #Roggenmischbrot my beloved <3 #german stuff

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

#boop #random stuff

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

#tumblr

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

#happy neil banging out the tunes day! #tumblr calendar

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#fuck yes #trans rights #not saying this is perfect but it's a massive step forward #german stuff #queer stuff #german politics

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#mood #random stuff

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Boop Breakdown

Well, you did it. You booped. You booped all over your dashboard with reckless abandon, your finger gnashing away at the boop button, much like a lovely raccoon discovering a glorious half-eaten baked potato. A treasure was presented, and you knew you deserved it. You deserved to boop. Collectively, you booped 142,566,897 times. To repeat: one hundred forty-two million five hundred sixty-six thousand eight hundred ninety-seven boops were had on tumblr dot com the website and the app.

Specifically: 

Normal boops: 119,204,929

Self boops: 12,645,652

Cat boops: 7,925,241

Super boops: 2,095,231

Mischievous, aka evil boops: 695,844

One particularly boopable Tumblr was booped a total of 874,212 times. To be so rich in boops is a blessing. The Tumblr that gave the most boops found it in their heart to bestow 127,073 boops upon those they found worthy. 

Over 500,000 Tumblrs were booped and booped back in return. And for what? What would drive so many to boop? Does Tumblr yearn for the boop mines? Well, yes. And also the guts, the glory, the prestige, and, of course, the badges. Oh, how you worked for those badges:

Booper participants: 229,881

Booper enthusiasts:  85,548

Booper supers:  67,571

Hold your heads high, Tumblr. You booped until you couldn’t boop anymore. You created incredible fanart, invented a whole new genre of -sonas, and even created your own premium, high-end awards. It was noble, it was boop. We hope you boop yourself, and boop for boop. Boop, boop boop? Boop, boop. Boop boop boop, boop boop; Boop! Boop! 

Boop,

Tumblr

#boop #april fools

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IM NOT READYYYYYY

#boop #hellsite (affectionate) #tumblr #april fools

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You can do what to people?

#boop

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#boop

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(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

#love #boop

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my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

#boop

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finally a worthy successor for gruscheln

#YES #boop #schülervz #german stuff

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#boop