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I don't have like an intox kink but having sex/masturbating while high just feels so good. So getting stupid high with someone and they get all silly and pliable and needy for me sounds pretty good tbh. I want a cutie cockwarming me in my lap while we shotgun each other and I run my hands all over their body. That sounds so nice. 🥰🥰

#ratman after dark #mad mutt #stone faced droid #I feel like they'd all do this #Trunks and Rin have never tried drugs before and the first time they do no one sees them for like a day #Best day of their lives

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So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

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Oh question to other selfshippers, do you have like - irl partners? Do you consider your f/os as your irl partners?

For me, I enjoy and love having f/os, but I also have my actual human husband that I'm married to and I live with. We've been together for years.

(I haven't told my husband the specifics of f/o stuff but we're both queer weirdos and it's not something he will have an issue with, I just haven't gotten around to it, lol.)

#I forgor if I told them outright #Either way they know I wanna fuck raditz so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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i will repeat, for no reason in particular

taboo kinks are inexorably queer. as it stands, it is queer to grow up physically or sexually abused, to have your sexuality disorganized instead of understood and reinforced. it is queer to suppress your attraction to kids your age and instead develop a complex around your abusive parent that you feel weird about. it is queer to have notions of consent be corrupted by ritual shame and humiliation. we cannot all be perfect victims of cisheteronormative society, saying otherwise is placing your own feelings of disgust over reality.

#Ratman rants

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Stupid. Pretty. Man.

#I'm sorry I #I #Thansk for the edit #mad mutt

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which f/o takes a bite straight out of the kit kat bar?

#I think both my f/os and s/is would do exactly that #Two are saiyans they eat the bar whole #Trunks and Rin live in an apocalypse and don't know you're supposed to break the bars #mad mutt #stone faced droid

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#With Raditz and Saff I do my best to leave canon untouched as much as possible #I shove them both into one space pod and they get the fuck off Earth together before Vegeta and Nappa show up #But with Trunks and Rin canon be damned #One of the biggest plot points there is the androids destroying the time machine after all- #mad mutt #stone faced droid

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They'll kiss eventually for now they're a second away from beating the shit out of each other

(Ramble about my selfship under the cut)

So without spoiling the meat and potatoes of Saffron's childhood, let's just say it was so bad that he leapt through time itself to escape. And he ain't going back. Which is how he found himself living on Earth, alone, keeping a distance from Goku and his friends. It's not that he dislikes them, he's just convinced Goku and friends would dislike him if they ever learned the truth about his past.

As far as his knowledge about other Saiyans goes, he barely knows anything. He knows they're ape aliens. That's basically it.

This leads us to the start of DBZ. When all hell broke loose.

The day a space pod came careening down from the sky was the day Saffron knew things were going to get exciting again. Sure, he tried to ignore it. He tried to tell himself he had something good going on, living in seclusion without fighting anyone. But curiosity eventually got the better of him, so he caved and went to investigate the space pod. Which is when he came across an active hostage situation.

Now, Saffron had no idea what was going on. He didn't know who Goku was, or that Gohan was his kidnapped son, or that the green dude was another alien named Piccolo. By the time he got there, something incredibly off-script had happened. Raditz had killed his brother, ready to finish the job just as another Saiyan showed up.

Thankfully, by confronting Raditz himself, Saffron gave Gohan and Piccolo their chance to get out of there. He and Raditz promptly proceeded to beat the shit out of each other.

To be fair, not exactly the flashiest DBZ fight. Saffron managed to overpower Raditz by getting a grip on his tail, knocking him out cold and taking him back to his hideout. And that's how they met!

#mad mutt #dragon ball oc #oc x canon #self ship #fictional other #ratman doodles #canon x self insert #self shipping #selfship art

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Gonna promise myself to actually draw little mini-comics about Raditz and Saffron cause idk how else to introduce my self ship

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The desire to make content of my s/i and f/o vs my habit of procrastinating because I have a million things I want to draw

#self ship #shitpost

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answers to "its too much"

i know (apologetically)

i know (condescendingly)

its supposed to

you can take more

this is how you learn

good sluts take it

stop complaining

i don't care

i didn't ask

your pleasure is irrelevant

you shouldn't have done *insert mistake*

focus on pleasing me instead

you're not supposed to like it

don't talk back

you look so cute like this

you're mine and i decide what you do

its your punishment for *insert mistake*

shut up

good

you're supposed to be focused on my pleasure

get used to it

you can take it cant you?

you asked for it

beg for it to stop then

you look prettier overstimulated

you'll stop when i tell you to

*gagging them so they're quiet*

your only purpose is to be a fuck toy for me so don't complain

you know you like it

aww but you look so cute like this

stop lying

it cant be that bad if you're still talking

did i ask?

#Have got to start posting again so #ratman after dark #mad mutt

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Watching the show is not enough I need this man carnally

#ratman after dark #raditz #ratman simps #f/o #fictional other #mad mutt

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Are fancy dates your cup of tea? Imagine you and your f/o enjoying a night out together, then! Maybe you hit up a nice restaurant together, eating some of the finest dishes in town. Or maybe you catch a nice play, or a movie perhaps. Nothing's too expensive for your beloved f/o after all. Maybe you spend the day spoiling each other with nice gifts, or maybe you playfully argue over who gets to pay for dinner. Nothing wrong with splurging a bit, especially if it's with them <3.

#flashing lights #sfw saffron #for Trunks and Rin a fancy date means “hey we ate fresh food instead of something from a can” #Gotta make do in the android apocalpyse #Saffron and Raditz 100% dine-and-dash at an expensive restaurant after eating like Saiyans #self shipper #self shipping #self ship #selfshipper #selfshipping imagines #self ship imagines #selfship #selfship imagines #selfshipping #f/o #imagine your f/o #self ship imagine #f/o imagines #fictional other

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You and your f/o go out for karaoke night! Who sings what, who sits in the back? Do you guys sing a song together? Are either of you any good at singing? Regardless, you're both bound to have a great time together!

#saffron gets up and absolutely loses it to Pink Whitney #raditz watches in the back cause he doesnt like to sing #he just makes sure everyone there keeps their paws off his man #flashing lights #sfw saffron #ratman simps #self shipper #self ship #f/o #self ship imagine #selfship imagines #f/o imagines #selfshipper #selfshipping #self shipping #selfshipping imagines #fictional other imagines #imagine your f/o #self ship imagines

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You and your f/o should play a game together right now, what game are you playing?

Can be anything too, board game? Video game? Card game? Tag? Idk whatever game you guys would find fun.

#For Saff and Raditz that game is “sparring” #And then Saff gets into Animal Crossing for some reason #Trunks and Rin don't have a whole lot of games but they did find chess at some point #Rin is really good but Trunks is a beginner and it throws him off #ratman simps #flashing lights #self ship #canon x self insert #dbz self insert #selfshipper #self shipping #f/o x s/i #self ship imagine #self shipper #self ship imagines #selfship imagines #self insert #imagine your f/o #f/o stuff #fictional other #f/o #fictional other imagines

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Imagine that you're struggling to open a jar (A bad jar =_=) and your F/O finds you like this- jaw set tight, wiping your hand on your thigh to make it less slippery, using your sleeve or a rag to try and twist that lid off, maybe cursing, whatever.

Do they step in, offer to take the jar from you and try themselves? Do they get it off immediately or do they also realise how evil this jar is?

Do they stay in the doorway and watch you? Maybe make fun of you?

Are they smug? Are they excited to help you? Do they legit think you are the cutest? Do they think you're pathetic?

What do they say?

#mad mutt #“You can defeat me but you can't open a fucking jar-” #“Raditz I'm gonna break the jar open” #ratman simps

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bro OVERSTIMULATION???

like think about it. really think about it. just cumming and thinking you’re finished but they just keeping going. and it starts with protests and then you’re shaking with pleasure pain. twitching, sniffling, and trying to get away but they won’t let you escape so you resort to begging and pleading. ah stop please im sorry im sorry please just— anything to get away, but then the crying starts and that only encourages them to see how messy you can truly get.

just,,,overstimulation is so hot

#ratman after dark #ratman simps #mad mutt #Saff can't talk after a while he just whines like a dog