hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak
as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE.
you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”
Stranges thinks Tony is from another world and goes "You don't belong here." tries to send him "back" but what blops out and protect him? The Soul Stone.
And than comes the voice of freaking Natasha out of this darn jewel
Irondad fic ideas #37
After Peter sacrifices his loved ones' memories of him in NWH, the infinity stones are pissed. The world is supposed to be safer, now, and Dr. Strange just fucked it up by leaving one of earth's most important (future) heroes on his own. They decide to send one of Peter's lost loved ones back to life. In the afterlife, May tells Tony that it should be him. He's the one with the resources, the one who can support Peter in both the superhero and regular sides of his life. Tony tries to protest, doesn't feel he deserves it, but May looks over at Ben and is just like, "You go down there and you protect our boy."
Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?
Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.
Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.
Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?
i think tony sleeps better in hammocks than real beds and occasionally pepper with ask peter if he can make a web-hammock for tony bc tony sleeps better in them and the webs somehow make the nightmares less bad
Every writer on Tumblr: “I would combust out of love if someone ever drew fanart of my fic!!”
Me: “oh man I wanna draw this scene BUT THEY WOULD PROBABLY HATE IT AND HATE ME FOR THE NERVE”