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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

#tw #surgery #medical #hysterectomies

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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

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the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

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Do you think theres someone out there on this site who is completely non lgbt yet has all their identity written out in their bio in the format of someone with detailed microlabels

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Seer of Spring, Fortune's Spyglass and The Bathyal Oracle ✨️ These 5" enchanted eye jesters will be available this Friday in my secret patreon shop (April 19th, at 21:00 GMT, worldwide shipping from Ireland, paypal only, prices in my tags!)

EDIT: SOLD OUT! Thank you everyone that came by the shop ❣️🙏

#woah these look awesome #eyes #jesters #scopo #scopophobia

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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

#muppets #miss piggy #puppets

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“How are you always so well dressed?”

“Apparently there really was some magic in that old wool hat I found”

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Suit: Martin Greenfield

Tie: London York

Hats: Bates

Socks: Southern Scholar

Shoes: Allen Edmonds

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#OMG FASHION KING YOU LOOK SO GOOD #the most dapper #the suit and the hat mwah chefs kiss ❤️ #fashion #suits

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also i love that the phrase "piss on the poor" is functionally an effective shorthand on here for "someone has a lack of reading comprehension". wonder how long it will be before the knowledge that it is an intentional misapprehension of the phrase "piss poor" disappears and we get a Reader who says. the phrase piss on the poor is so cruel we should say something else

#how dare you say we piss on the poor #iconic actually #do those two OPs know that they made history here? are they still around? #do they know the influence that this post had on this entire website? over a decade #ago #altered our vocabulary irrevocably #tumblr #reading comprehension

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RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!

#dropout tv #game changer #brian david gilbert #good art

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daily self-affirmations 💕

my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti

i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium

i am not trapped in the time loop

i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ

i am not trapped in the time loop

i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

#everybody is a genius #game changer #dropout tv #Time loops

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i think a lot of people would be happier if they viewed labels like homosexual and transgender as social technologies rather than identities

#labels are just ways to conveniently communicate an often shared idea

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Winter Soldier

bucky bear

#good art #bucky barnes #Bucky bear

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#taylor swift #i laughed

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MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000 

bonus:

#miss congeniality #april 25 #tumblr holidays

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#HEADPHONE VOLUME WITH PERFECT NOISE CANCELLING #or fresh veggies/fruit drawer #polls

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the circus was in town that day 🤡

#good art #comics #wlw #gay #lesbian #lgbtq

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I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

#genuinely a relic from the past… #miley cyrus