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Y'know, it's starting to make a lot more sense why the Judge doesn't like Phoenix.
First time he met Phoenix, Phoenix was charged with murder, lied on the stand multiple times, wouldn't stop interrupting court proceedings, and ate the fucking evidence.
Yeah, if that guy turned up like three years later going "I'm a lawyer now!" I would never trust the guy.