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Obey me has...

Solomon is in the kitchen *Run*

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Lucifer: I am not "obsessed" with MC, alright? I enjoy their company and we have a mutual respectful pact-relationship.

Also Lucifer: *nearly goes feral when MC returns.*

Also Lucifer: *incredibly clingy to MC when he gets the chance*

Also Lucifer: *would do literally anything to be with MC to a point where it's almost soft yandere.*

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The stages of flustering this old, emotionally-stunted man:

(disclaimer: please do not attempt this unless Lucifer is really tired. Otherwise he will turn the situation against you and he’ll be very smug about it)

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I tried out for the role of Romeo but ended up being cast as Mercutio, and I'm convinced that the drama teacher knew I was gay and was introducing me to the Hays Code

in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™

she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao

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What Satan does in his free time

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Everyone: Lucifer is a scary daddy dom

Me:

Me: Are y'all blind or?

#I mean look at him #This man is 100% sweetheart if you scratch the surface #Scary big brother is a v transparent act #marshmallow lucifer is best lucifer #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me fandom #obey me lucifer #obey me story #obey me asmo #obey me lucifer stan #obey me lesson 31

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No.

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MC: *tries to be cheeky*

Luci, ever the gentleman: *wholesome af*

MC: 😍🥰

#Lucifer has ruined my standards for men #and here I thought I couldn't get gayer #obey me lucifer #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me fandom #obey me story #obey me chat #obey me lucifer stan

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#I screeched #obey me lucifer #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me fandom #obey me oc #obey me memes #obey me funny

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posting this before i stare at it so much that i hate it

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It's funny how people make angst about MC dying and their mortality and everything as if MC isn't already going to hell for hoe-ing around with god's problem children

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lucifer kiss brainroT

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Bruh I'm not even a Satan stan but that was adorable. I think his song is my favorite, even though the trumpets from Passion live rent-free in my head forever

In OM, all the guys reacting to MC listening to their Unit Songs? Please?

Sorry I couldn’t do everyone, Writer’s Block has been kicking me in the butt so I only managed the guys who actually have songs. Did you know Diavolo’s song came out?

Reacting to MC Listening to Their Unit Songs

Lucifer

Oh? What’s this?

He had been heading to the kitchen for a drink when he passed your room and noticed your light was on.

Why would you still be up this late at night?

When he listened through the door, however, and heard his song playing faintly out of your room, he’s through the roof.

Pride: 100

But he won’t mention it, not immediately at least.

He’ll wait until the next day and invite you to his office.

He’ll talk to you a bit before bribing it up.

“I can sing for you if you want.”

That’s when you knew you were caught.

Mammon

Tries to be all smooth as he slides into your room singing with the song, but trips on your rug and face plants instead.

At that point he just rolls up into the fetal position and stays there until you coax him out of it.

Then he’s acting all high and mighty again.

“Of course you’d listen to The Great Mammon’s song!”

Asks if you want a love show.

Of course he’s singing sounds better in person then a recording!

Leviathan

The two of you were playing a video game when you got a spam call.

Your ringtone made him freeze, it was his song.

Character: Dead

Heart: Stabbed

Face: Red

“Y-you listen to my song? Mine?”

He can’t believe his ears.

But when he sees your red face and nod, it starts to become reality.

“I-I can sing it for you… if you want..?”

Satan

He’s surprised… to say the least, when he hears his song playing out of the library.

When he goes into the room, he sees you dusting the HoL’s books and swaying to his song.

He leans against the doorframe, arms crossed and a smile on his face as he watches you.

When you finally notice him, he has to run to catch you from falling off of the ladder in surprise.

“Ha. Looks like you fell for me.”

He sets you down gently, looking over you to make sure you aren’t hurt.

“Cheesy pick-up lines aside, do you like it? My song?”

Asmodeus

Asmo showed you his song the moment it was out, so he was thrilled to find you still listening to it weeks later.

“Oh~ MC! Do you like my song that much? Want me to sing it for you?”

Would take you to his bedroom and perform the song for you, dancing and flirting with you all the while.

Then he’d capture you in his arms and litter your face with kisses and laughter.

You don’t leave his room that night, spending the entirety of it with him.

Beelzebub

When he hears you listening to his song, he’s stunned.

You see him standing in your doorway for a moment, and then disappear.

You turn off the song, worried you hurt his feelings some way.

But then he comes back a moment later with a cupcake.

“I was saving this for later, but you can have it.”

He asks you if you like his song, a small, satisfied face breaking through his usual neutral expression.

Belohegor

He had gone to the planetary to stare up at the stars, but found you there instead.

Listening to his song.

He smirks and walks over, surprising you a little as he sits next to you and pulls you into him.

He lays down, letting you use him as a pillow as you stare at the sky and listen to his song.

He doesn’t say anything, just rubs his fingers through your hair.

He’s happy, his heart thumping widely at the thought of you liking his song.

But if you mention it he’ll deny ever being there.

Diavolo

He finds you in his office, sipping tea and listening to his song as you try to do some of his paperwork.

“MC?”

He hadn’t been expecting you.

“Hm? Oh! Lord Diavolo! I just came by to see if I could be of any help!”

You blush as you hurriedly go to turn off the music.

“Wait.”

You pause at Diavolo’s command.

“That’s my song, isn’t it?”

At your nod, he takes a deep breath.

“Do you like it?”

Was the Prince of the Demons nervous?

#Read My Heart is such an achingly beautiful song #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me belphegor #obey me lucifer #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me headcanon #obey me drabble #obey me diavolo #obey me songs

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Saying "I love these two dorks" would be an understatement

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Anadgiel. Sounds like a chemistry term or smth 😂

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

#tag game #i don't hate it

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i love how a lot of queer ppl have the same experience of toning down ur identities/labels for cishet people so tag this what you actually label yourself v.s what you tell cishet people

#demi-ace bisexual masc-leaning genderfluid #vs gay trans dude

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This is literally my personality, thank you for this serotonin boost 🥰

Cinnamon roll looking MC who is secretly very sadistic and flirtatious, but Lucifer doesn't know. He thinks she's this ball of sunshine who listens to everything he says because she respects him a lot. But as soon as he turns his back, she's seducing-scaring everyone else. Everyone desperately try to tell Lucifer but either he refuses to believe it, or MC gets to them first and flusters them so bad they can't say anything. I need dialogue please, you're really good at it.

I could tryyyyyyy~

Lucifer: MC, allow me to say that I’m truly glad you’re here. You’re a breath of fresh air in the here in the Devildom.

MC: Oh… thank you so much, Lucifer! ^.^ it really means a lot to hear that from you.

Lucifer (internally): They’re just so cute…

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MC: Oh Mammon~

Mammon: H-hey MC, what’s up?

MC: Be a dear and fetch me some Demonus.

Mammon: S-s-sure 😳

MC (cracking the whip of love): Be quick about it ❤️

Mammon: Not now, boner…

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Asmo: *sigh* our little MC is such a little firecracker don’t you think~?

Lucifer: Asmo, get your mind out of the gutter, MC isn’t like that.

Asmo: Oh my~ you’re as blind as a bat, Lucifer.

MC (walking by): Hi Lucifer! Hi Asmo!

Lucifer and Asmo: Hi MC.

Lucifer: They’re fine, Asmo. Now I have work to do.

*Lucifer walks off*

MC: Asmo~ (*eyebrow wiggle*)

Asmo: *eyebrow wiggle*

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Levi: MC…

MC: Yes, Levi?

Levi: Can you… um… order me around again..? It’s really hot…

MC: Levi~, be a sweetheart and be my footrest. Come on now, on your knees.

Levi: *sweats* Yes MC!

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MC: …

Beel: ….

MC: …

Beel: …

MC: I love you. You’re adorable.

Beel: :)

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*MC kabedons Satan in the library*

MC: Oh Satan, why do you deem it appropriate to ignore me?

Satan: MC I have a history test tomorrow.

MC: …

Satan: …

MC: Fuck, is that tomorrow-

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Belphie: *snore*

MC: *snore*

Belphie: *snore* *tries to roll over MC*

MC: *kicks him*

Belphie: *snrk-* huh?

MC: *snore*