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Random Mr. Gallant Headcanons

• These are just some random headcanons (ha, I see what you did there!) about everyone’s favorite masochistic gay hairstylist.

• First of all: “First Name Unknown” Gallant is an attention seeking whore and he’s proud of it.

• Michael can be busy doing some important antichrist business, Gallant will ALWAYS try to get his attention.

• He kinda just sits on his lap and wraps his arms around his neck.

• He’s like a cat sometimes.

• He’ll try to get Michael to stop working and give him some love, but he’ll act like he doesn’t give a shit if he refuses to.

• Michael: For the love of Satan, I already told you I can’t cuddle right now! I’m busy

• Gallant, crying his eyes out: Yeah, WHATEVER. It’s not like I actually wanted to cuddle with you anyway!

• But He Did Wanted It.

• Gallant is not a morning person at all.

• Unfortunately for him, everyone else in his life is a morning person.

• “Good morning, Gal-”

• “Shut the fuck up, Coco! I need at least three cups of coffee before I can interact with you”

• “Geez, who hurt you?”

• He might like to be humiliated during sex, but he needs so much praise and validation in real life.

• He can’t properly function without it.

• His hair was blonde and it used to be beautiful, but he Ruined It.

• For some reason, he refuses to tell people his first name.

• Or his middle name.

• Actually, he only told people his last name because they needed to call him SOMETHING.

• Anything other than “that bitch”.

• His nana never told him anything positive.

• Not a “congratulations” not a “you did a good job”, NOTHING.

• She just says shit like “at least you have a job” or “finally you’re doing something with your life”.

• He fucking hates Evie so much.

• However, she is very rich and he wants to get his hands on that sweet cash.

• That’s the only reason he tolerates her emotional abuse.

• Everyone has ambitions.

• Evie knows Gallant has a boyfriend, but she keeps introducing him to boring gay men.

• “No, thanks. I already got myself a daddy- a BOYFRIEND”

• So yeah, he likes being submissive in bed, but have you ever TRIED to get this bitch to do something in real life?

• He refuses to.

• He acts like a toddler whenever someone asks him to do something, no matter how easy it might be.

• “Could you please get me a glass of water?”

• “You can’t make me”

• “I’m just asking for water”

• “Go get it yourself”

• “You’re so childish!”

• “No, YOU”

• “Are you seriously just gonna sit there and-”

• *gets up* “I’m not sitting, I’m STANDING”

• He’s doesn’t really know how to cook.

• But he’s used to eating some fancy shit like shrimp, lobster or BISQUE.

• Sometimes his dinner is just a bottle of wine.

• Or the heart and blood of a rich pedophilic priest.

• Is pedophilic even a word? I don’t think so.

• His personality is something between a depressive, gay old man and a bratty, easily distracted child.

• He’s obsessed with jewelry.

• Like, he doesn’t even care if it’s expensive, he just wants to know if it’s shiny.

• On family gatherings, he’s that one tired gay who casually sips his mimosa and waits for the whole thing to blow up.

• “Some men just want to watch the world burn”

• He hates everyone in his family, so he won’t hesitate on calling them out on their bullshit.

• “I heard you have a… boyfriend, I thought you were done with that phase”

• “I heard you got divorced again. Gee, aunt Esther, I thought you were done with THAT phase”

• His entire family is just a bunch of judgemental old white people.

• And he’s a huge disappointment to them.

• That’s part of the reason why Gallant is so insecure, but he tries to act like he’s not.

• He also hates his birthday for some reason.

• People bring him gifts and he just pretends it’s not his birthday.

• Coco always gets him something, even though he begs her not to give him anything.

• “Hey, Gal. Happy birthday!”

• “So you’re just gonna bring me a birthday gift to my birthday, to my birthday party, on my birthday, with a birthday gift?”

• “…happy birthday?”

• “BITCH-”

• He’s actually kind of perfectionist when it comes to his work.

• Of course he doesn’t want to be the person who ruined someone’s hair.

• And he’s not just extremely perfectionist with his own work, he criticizes other people’s work all the time.

• Especially when they work for him, they’re not allowed to fuck anything up.

• He’s like Gordon Ramsay, but instead of food, he’s an expert in hair.

• “Holy shit, Mason! I’d rather SELL MY ASS TO SATAN than put you in charge of ANYTHING ever in your pathetic, miserable life!”

• “Stacy, you fucking whore, you better get the FUCK out of my salon right now if you don’t want me to kick your sorry ass all the way to New Jersey!”

• “Oh, please, Tessa… you dumb slut. You wouldn’t know what a fishtail braid is even if I STRANGLED YOU WITH ONE”

• He definitely loves musicals.

• Especially High School Musical because he’s That Bitch.

• He forces Michael to watch the movies with him and he also managed to convince him to watch Teen Beach Movie.

• Gallant and Coco perform Bop To The Top in the living room SO MANY TIMES!

• And of course they forced Mallory and Michael to watch.

• “What the actual FUCK are they doing?”

• “Just keep smiling and clapping, it’ll be over soon”

• In conclusion, Gallant is a bitch, but we love him anyway.

#mr gallant #michael x gallant #galangdon #american horror story #ahs #ahs headcanons #ahs apocalypse #michael langdon #coco st. pierre vanderbilt #ahs mallory #mallory #random headcanons

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Royle Headcanons

• They’re the straightest gay couple in the world.

• They used to constantly remind each other that they weren’t gay, they were “just a little bicurious” and it became an inside joke.

• Their entire relationship is just that one vine.

• “Bro, I had a dream we fucked”

• “Bro, it’s just a dream”

• “Ha, gay! I wouldn’t fuck you”

• “You wouldn’t?”

• “I mean, unless you want to”

• But now they say “no homo” as a joke.

• Rory, after swallowing Kyle’s cum: No homo though.

• Rory calls Kyle “Ky”, “bro”, “baby boy” and “princess”.

• Kyle calls Rory “Roro”, “dude”, “babe” and “gorgeous”.

• They wear each other’s clothes all the time.

• Kyle used to wear one of Rory’s sweatshirts so much, Rory had to give it to him.

• He wears it whenever Rory has to travel without him.

• Kyle loves Rory’s hair so much.

• Rory might have developed a hair pulling kink from Kyle’s cute little obsession with his hair.

• They have a bunny named Carrot.

• And she’s the cutest thing in the world.

• She sleeps on their bed and Kyle holds her like a teddy bear.

• He has to be careful not to hurt her since he’s still upset about what happened to the dog.

• Rory always tells him it was an accident and it will never happen again, but he’s still scared he might hurt someone.

• When Kyle opened up about his mother, Rory was FURIOUS.

• He had to calm down and focus on making sure Kyle knew he was there for him no matter what.

• Kyle cried his eyes out and Rory held him close, saying that it wasn’t his fault.

• He asked him if he wanted him to sleep on the couch tonight, but Kyle said he trusted him and he didn’t want to be alone.

• Rory got very protective after he and Kyle talked about everything his mother did to him.

• He also tried to make sure Kyle was comfortable with having sex with him.

• Rory is a sweetheart during sex.

• He always tells Kyle exactly what he’s going to do before doing it, so Kyle can tell him to stop if he doesn’t like it.

• He likes tickling Kyle to lighten the mood.

• They switch, but Rory usually tops.

• Kyle can’t handle being a top because it reminds him of his mother.

• Not to mention he gets out of control when he’s fucking someone and he accidentally hurt Rory once.

• Sometimes he forgets that being brought back to life made him very strong.

• Rory and Kyle are extremely competitive.

• Especially when it comes to video games.

• They play everything: Cuphead, Mortal Kombat, Mario Kart, Detroit: Become Human.

• They might as well create a gameplay channel.

• They also like to compete in sports.

• Even though they both know Kyle is better.

• Kyle broke Rory’s arm once during a very intense game of ping pong.

• Of course he gave him a handjob to compensate.

• Rory is insecure about not being as strong as Kyle.

• Kyle likes to pick him up bridal style just to show him who’s boss.

• Whenever Rory has to travel because of work, he calls Kyle all the time.

• He asks him about his day and does his best to keep in touch, even when he’s busy.

• Because he knows Kyle hates being left alone in their home.

• And just listening to Rory’s voice makes his day better.

• They actually have some really hot phone sex.

• “I’ve been thinking about you all day”

• “Oh, yeah? What are you wearing?”

• “Your sweatshirt. It smells like you. I fingered myself and came all over it… no homo”

• “Perhaps ‘no homo’ will be our always”

• Kyle doesn’t like it when Rory has to kiss someone for a scene.

• He gets really jealous.

• When Kyle gets jealous, he gets extremely possessive.

• He almost sucks Rory’s dick in front of whoever is trying to flirt with him.

• Sometimes he gets mad at Rory and refuses to talk to him for the rest of the day.

• He thinks Rory is actually flirting back, but he’s just a nice guy who also happens to be a dumbass.

• He doesn’t even realize that someone’s flirting with him.

• And he rarely gets jealous.

• Probably because he’s too oblivious to notice when someone’s actually flirting with Kyle.

• If he does notice, he doesn’t know what to do.

• He kisses Kyle to show that he’s taken, hoping the person will stop flirting with him once they notice he has a boyfriend.

• If the person doesn’t stop, Rory gets confused.

• He legit doesn’t know what to do.

• He awkwardly stands back and watches as Kyle politely rejects the person.

• Rory and Kyle usually stay home instead of going out.

• The paparazzi won’t leave them alone when they go on dates and they just want some privacy.

• So they just stay home and have a lot of movie marathons.

• They both have a similar taste in movies, so it works.

• They like action movies, Disney movies, even Adam Sandler movies.

• They order pizza and just sit on the couch for hours watching their favorite movies and TV shows.

• Sometimes Kyle asks Rory if he met one of the actors personally and if they’re a nice person in real life.

• He also likes to know all the celebrity gossip.

• Rory points at some random actors and actresses and goes: “divorced, lesbian, ex girlfriend, crackhead”.

• They thirst over some actors and actresses.

• And then they watch Madison’s movies just to comment on how bad her acting is.

• “Oh, now she has to pretend she’s crying”

• “As if she actually had a heart”

• Rory and Kyle rarely fight because they usually agree on everything.

• They high five a lot.

• Sometimes they stage fake proposals to get free meals on expensive restaurants, even though Rory is rich.

• They enjoy going to the beach and building huge sandcastles.

• Rory is actually a decent singer and he sings Africa by Toto to Kyle when he can’t sleep.

• Kyle’s favorite Disney princess is Ariel because her hair it’s “just like Roro’s hair!”.

• Rory has bribed some people to make sure the kiss cam focused on him and Kyle on their second date.

• Kyle likes to brush Rory’s hair and sing Part Of Your World to him.

• He also sings Under The Sea when they’re on the bathtub together.

• Basically, Kyle is adorable and Rory is whipped.

• And they’re the second cutest couple in the world.

#kyle spencer #rory monahan #american horror story #ahs #ahs coven #ahs roanoke #ahs headcanons #royle #kyle spencer x rory monahan #random headcanons

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Kit Taking Care Of Jimmy When He's Drunk Headcanons

• Jimmy has a drinking problem.

• It’s not that he’s an alcoholic, he just doesn’t know how to deal with his emotions.

• Especially after his mother’s death.

• So he drinks to numb the pain.

• Of course Kit is always there to help him when he’s sad.

• But Jimmy doesn’t want to bother him with his feelings.

• He gets really depressed around the time of his mother’s death.

• And once he starts drinking, it’s hard to stop.

• Kit tries to take care of him when he’s upset.

• He asks him if he wants to talk about it but Jimmy refuses to.

• Sometimes he disappears for hours and Kit has to look for him in every bar in town.

• He’s really difficult to deal with when he’s drunk.

• At first he’s very fun to be around.

• He laughs a lot and tells everyone stories about his life, his friends, his family.

• “I mean, Elsa’s kinda scary. She’s crazy, man. Did ya know she almost killed Paul once?”

• He always ends up telling his entire life to the barman.

• That’s why he’s friends with every barman in town.

• “Ma Petite is like… tiny. She’s- it’s hard to see her ‘cause she’s just SO tiny, man!”

• “Dude, are you crying?”

• Then he gets kind of upset when he starts talking about his hands.

• “And I have to wear fuckin’… gloves all the time! S’ not fair. My dad doesn’t even have ‘em, the lobster hands. I don’ deserve this!”

• If he’s really mad, he’ll try to fight everyone that looks at him funny.

• Which is a very stupid idea and it usually ends with someone in jail.

• Most of the times, it’s him.

• Apparently, the police just doesn’t like freaks.

• They always assume that Jimmy is the one who started the fight.

• And guess who has to pay the bail?

• Yeah, it’s Kit.

• He shows up the next morning to get Jimmy out of jail.

• “Uh… hey, kitten! Lookin’ sexy as always, huh?”

• “You’re sleeping on the couch tonight”

• Most of the times, Kit manages to find Jimmy at whatever bar he’s at and convinces him to go home.

• Jimmy gets so excited when he sees Kit.

• “And he was all like 'I’m your dad and stuff’ and I was like 'no shit’ and he told me- HEY KIT!”

• Kit is so annoyed when he shows up.

• Jimmy thinks he’s there to have a drink with him.

• He tells everyone about Kit and how amazing he is.

• “Just look at him, isn’t he the best? He’s got, like… eyes and stuff. And he’s got a big fat a-”

• “Alright, that’s enough. Let’s go home”

• Jimmy acts like a child when he’s drunk.

• He gets really upset when Kit tells him it’s time to go home.

• “I don’t WANNA go home”

• “But you have to. Come on, let’s get going”

• “NO! I don’ wanna go home, I wan’ a drink!”

• Kit has to promise Jimmy that he’ll give him a blowjob when they get home.

• Of course he’s not, but at least it works.

• He also has to convince Jimmy that he’s too drunk to drive and that he should just leave his motorcycle there.

• Which is hard because Jimmy treats that motorcycle like it’s his child.

• He calls it Genevieve.

• “I can’t just leave her alone!”

• “We’ll come back to get her in the morning, I’m sure she’ll understand”

• Jimmy tries to kiss Kit while he’s driving and at this point, Kit is just done with his bullshit.

• When they get home, Kit has to drag Jimmy inside.

• He also has to get him to take a shower.

• Jimmy usually refuses to listen to him.

• He just wants to kiss him, but Kit doesn’t want his mouth anywhere near him until he brushes his teeth.

• Kit should receive an award for putting up with his childish behavior.

• “Please, Jimmy. You smell like whiskey and vodka, let’s go get you cleaned up”

• “But I don’ WANNA!”

• “Jimmy-”

• “I wanna make out with my Kitty Kat!”

• “Ugh… come on, Jimmy-”

• “Don’t ya wan’ some of that good ol’ Jimmy Darling lovin’?”

• Kit can either force Jimmy to get in the shower or try to argue with him and convince him to go.

• It depends on his current mood.

• “Mmm, ya smell so good, baby”

• “You like it? I smell really good, don’t you think? Don’t you wanna smell good too, just like me?”

• “If I smell good just like you, will ya kiss me?”

• “Of course I will, darling!”

• After Jimmy takes a shower and Kit helps him getting dressed, he just collapses on the bed.

• Kit lays down next to him and gently pets his hair.

• Jimmy smiles and gets closer to him.

• Drunk Jimmy is actually quite soft when he’s around Kit.

• He wants to be the little spoon.

• And he asks Kit to talk to him about something because his voice is the sweetest.

• Kit kisses Jimmy’s forehead and tells him about his day.

• Or he just tells him one of his kid’s bedtime stories.

• Jimmy closes his eyes and listens to him.

• Sometimes Kit takes care of him so well, Jimmy thinks he’s his mom.

• Or some sort of angel.

• Sometimes he’ll cry nonstop, saying that he should have been a better son.

• Kit hugs him and tells him that what happened to his mother wasn’t his fault.

• “B-B-But if I knew she was s-sick sooner-”

• “There’s no way you could’ve known about that, baby”

• “B-But if I-”

• “Shh, there’s nothing you could’ve done to prevent that. It’s not your fault, say it”

• “I-It’s n-not my fault”

• “There you go, it’s okay. Don’t cry, I’m right here”

• Sometimes Jimmy asks Kit to sing him a lullaby.

• Kit wants to refuse because he doesn’t like his voice.

• But Jimmy tells him that his Ma used to sing to him every time he was feeling down.

• And Kit can’t say no to that.

• Jimmy falls asleep in his arms while Kit is singing.

• He feels so safe and loved.

• When he wakes up, Kit gives him pills to help with the headache.

• And stays right next to him while he’s throwing up.

• He has to make sure Jimmy knows that he’s not going anywhere.

#american horror story #ahs headcanons #ahs #ahs asylum #ahs freakshow #kit walker #jimmy darling #kit walker x jimmy darling #headcanon #evan peters

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Kit x Jimmy Headcanons

• Kit x Jimmy? Don’t you mean: the cutest couple in the AHS fandom.

• Thanks @americanhorrorhcs and @ahs-memes for giving birth to this OTP.

• I can’t stand Jimmy x Maggie and Kit x Grace/Kit x Alma so this ship solved SO many problems I had with AHS.

• First of all: Kit FINALLY gets to be happy!

• He deserves to be loved, cared for and protected.

• Jimmy is the most protective guy in AHS.

• He’d literally do anything for the people he loves.

• And he’s always blaming himself for everything that happened to the freaks, saying that he couldn’t protect them.

• He deserves someone who’d tell him it’s not his fault.

• In conclusion: Kit and Jimmy both deserved better and I’m here to give them the love and protection they needed.

• Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

• Alright, let’s go!

• Kit and Jimmy are the most domestic couple in the world.

• They’re basically an old married couple but they have the sex drive of horny teenagers.

• And they have the sweetest pet names for each other.

• Kit calls Jimmy “darling”, “baby”, “babe”, “handsome”, “beautiful” and “hot stuff”.

• Jimmy has SO many pet names for Kit.

• They’re all pretty cute.

• Kit loves them because they sound so good in Jimmy’s accent.

• He calls him “sugar”, “kitten”, “sunshine”, “gorgeous”, “cutie”, “angel”, “precious”.

• Some candy related pet names like “cupcake”, “muffin”, “apple pie” and “cookie”.

• Kit says he hates those because they’re too cheesy but he secretly adores all of them.

• Jimmy doesn’t really like being called “darling” because it confuses him.

• He never knows if Kit’s upset with him or if he’s flirting with him.

• “Hey, darling-”

• “Please don’t call me that, kitten. I can’t tell if you’re calling me by a pet name or just my last name”

• Jimmy likes to compare Kit to sweet things.

• Sometimes he’ll call him “Kit Kat”.

• “Mmm, I just wanna eat some Kit Kat tonight”

• “Oh my god, shut uuuup!”

• Kit loves Jimmy’s accent so much.

• He melts whenever he calls him “sugar” and “darlin’”.

• Kit likes to hold Jimmy’s hands all the time.

• He’ll stop talking in the middle of a conversation just to hold and kiss his hands.

• Kit and Jimmy usually wake up at the same time.

• Then they take a shower together in the morning, before going to work.

• Jimmy washes Kit’s flawless hair.

• Jimmy sings to him whenever he’s stressed out because Kit loves his voice and it calms him down.

• Kit loves to bake for Jimmy, especially cookies and cupcakes.

• He used to help his mom baking and it was a great moment since their relationship wasn’t always so nice.

• And he knows that Jimmy’s mom liked to bake for him so whenever he notices that Jimmy’s upset about his Ma, he bakes for him.

• Jimmy absolutely adores everything Kit makes for him.

• Especially cookies.

• Kit does the cooking around the house and although Jimmy does his best to help him out, he can’t do much.

• His hands just weren’t made for that.

• One time he tried to boil an egg and he almost burned the house down.

• Well, at least he tried.

• But sometimes he likes to distract Kit when he’s busy.

• He hugs Kit from behind when he’s cooking and buries his face on his neck.

• “Mmm, smells good”

• “Thanks, I’m making pancakes”

• “I wasn’t talking about the food, baby”

• Jimmy is obsessed with holding Kit’s hips.

• And, of course, slapping his ass.

• He won’t stop kissing his neck and jaw while Kit’s trying to focus on something else.

• “Jimmy, I’m busy!”

• He eventually gives up on whatever he’s doing and kisses Jimmy for a while just to make him stop bothering him.

• When Jimmy’s not home, Kit wears his leather jacket.

• It smells like him, so it makes Kit feel more safe.

• He doesn’t like being alone.

• He’s always paranoid about being alone in his house, after everything that happened.

• He thinks something bad is going to happen to him if he’s left alone for too long.

• Jimmy tries to take care of Kit but he can’t convince him to take his meds.

• The pills reminds him of Briarcliff and he refuses to take them.

• Jimmy just wants to help him because he can’t stand to see the man he loves having panic attacks all the time and not being able to sleep.

• Kit also doesn’t like going to the doctor.

• Jimmy says he won’t force him to go but he will drag him there if it’s absolutely necessary.

• Kit’s kids both love Jimmy.

• They think he’s funny and they noticed that he makes Kit happy so they have no problem with him.

• Thomas thinks Jimmy’s hands are super cool and he always asks him to take him to see the freak show.

• Julia talks to Jimmy about everything because she thinks he gives the best advice.

• Kit is always complaining about how his kids like Jimmy more than they like him.

• Julia makes sure to call him when Kit has a panic attack because she knows Jimmy will make him feel better.

• Thomas asked Jimmy to teach him how to juggle.

• And sometimes Thomas talks to Jimmy about serious stuff.

• “Daddy told me that your mom died, is that true?”

• “It’s true. Unfortunately, my Ma passed away”

• “My mommy died too. Did you know that?”

• “I know, sweetie. I’m sorry about that”

• “It makes me sad to think about her. Do you get sad when you think about your mom?”

• “Well, yeah… I do get sad when I think about Ma. But then I remember she wouldn’t want me to be sad, so I try to think about the good times we had together”

• “Does it work? It makes you feel better?”

• “It doesn’t make the pain go away but it helps. I’m sure your mom wouldn’t want ya to be upset, okay?”

• “Okay… thanks, Jimmy. You’re the best!”

• All the freaks love Kit.

• Seriously, they love him so much.

• They think he’s the cutest thing in the world and they’re constantly telling Jimmy how lucky he is.

• Eve thinks Kit is just too small.

• She likes to pick him up and carry him around because she knows he hates that.

• Paul and Suzy always treated Jimmy’s love life like it’s their favorite TV show or something.

• “He’s gonna ask him to marry him”

• “No fucking way! It’s too soon”

• “You and I both know that never stopped him before”

• Kit loves Ma Petite so much.

• The first time he saw her, he cried.

• He likes to pick her up because she’s so little and adorable.

• He actually cried when he saw Pepper for the first time after Briarcliff.

• They hugged for almost an hour.

• Elsa is like a mother to Jimmy so she was very suspicious of Kit at first but then she realized he’s harmless.

• Desiree was also suspicious.

• But now she’s the vice president of the Kit Walker Protection Squad.

• If Jimmy and Kit have a fight, Desiree makes Jimmy apologize for it even if he’s right.

• Dell is an asshole to Kit but it’s not like anyone expected anything else from him.

• He’s the only person who doesn’t like Kit.

• Even Maggie likes Kit.

• She’s actually really happy for Jimmy.

• Dot also likes Kit.

• She hated him when Jimmy used to talk about how happy he was with him.

• But she realized it wasn’t fair to hate someone who’s so nice to her.

• Bette lowkey had a crush on Kit but she also liked his relationship with Jimmy.

• Lana and Mary wanted to meet Jimmy as soon as he started dating Kit but he refused to introduce him to them.

• He knows Lana can be scary when she’s protective.

• She’s like Kit’s older sister.

• Mary was actually kind of into Jimmy.

• “Kit, your boyfriend is so charming!”

• Lana and Mary wanted to check his “intentions” with their bisexual son.

• It was a classic “good cop and bad cop” interrogation.

• Mary was sweet and she asked Jimmy about his job, his family, his previous lovers, his education.

• Lana just stared at him while she smoked and aggressively took notes.

• She didn’t even had to say anything to scare him.

• But when she did talked, she asked the most inconvenient questions.

• “What’s your favorite color?”

• “Red… why does that matter, Mary?”

• “Just asking some silly questions”

• “Do you enjoy eating Kit’s ass?”

• “WHAT?”

• “Lana, we’ve talked about this”

• Lana had to give him “the talk”.

• She just wanted to make sure he wasn’t going to hurt Kit in any way.

• He’s been through enough.

• And that’s why Jimmy is so protective of Kit.

• He won’t let go of him for one minute.

• He doesn’t like holding his hand in public because he thinks Kit will be harassed for being with a freak.

• Kit doesn’t care.

• He hates when Jimmy tries to hide his hands or when he wears his gloves.

• “You have nothing to be ashamed of, you should be proud of your hands!”

• Jimmy would fight anyone to protect Kit.

• He gets mad pretty easily so Kit has to keep him from getting in fights with random strangers that insult him or call Jimmy a freak.

• He’s even more aggressive when he’s drunk.

• He has three moods: he’ll try to fight everyone, cry about his Ma or try to convince Kit to have sex with him.

• Sometimes he doesn’t even recognize Kit when he’s drunk.

• He calls him “Ma” or “Maggie”, sometimes he even thinks he’s Dell and yells at him for abandoning him.

• Kit has to take care of Jimmy because he makes stupid decisions when he’s drunk.

• Jimmy promised to stop drinking if Kit quitted smoking.

• It was hard at first because Kit is a stress smoker and he’s always stressed.

• Eventually, he managed to quit.

• Jimmy was so proud of him.

• Kit loves to be praised.

• He has the biggest praise kink.

• He just really likes being told that he’s doing good.

• Jimmy is always there to tell him he’s great.

• Kit likes to wear Jimmy’s shirts to sleep.

• He feels so safe when he’s on Jimmy’s arms.

• Jimmy really knows how to make him relax… if you know what I mean.

• Kit feels so safe and loved when he’s around Jimmy, that he can actually manage to have a peaceful night of sleep.

• In the end, Kit and Jimmy are in love and they’re always there for each other no matter what.

#american horror story #ahs #ahs asylum #ahs freakshow #kit walker #jimmy darling #kit walker x jimmy darling #ahs headcanons #i love this ship so much

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Milkshake - Kit Walker x Jimmy Darling

So I basically wrote this because @americanhorrorhcs made me ship these two and @ahs-memes is the only one posting some quality content for this ship so I had to do something about it. But english is not my first language so this will probably suck. Enjoy

In the year of 1964, there was absolutely nothing about Kit Walker’s life that could have been considered normal in the slightest. Both of his wives, the only two women he had ever loved during his entire life, were dead. His children, Thomas and Julia, were “special” and now he had to raise them all by himself, as their mothers and the woman who was the closest they had to a grandmother, were dead.

Kit was a dedicated father who lived in constant fear. Fear of what could happen to his children if he left them, even for a second. His wife always spoke about the aliens as some sort of superior force, as if they were her religion. She claimed the children were a magical gift from them and they would return for them. That thought was what kept Kit laying in bed at night, trying to sleep but not being capable of erasing his own thoughts.

He imagined that his kids could be taken away from him at any moment.

Abducted.

Returned to the people that caused nothing but pain and suffering to Kit and his family, the monsters who fascinated his enthusiastic wife, Grace, but seemed to terrify his more cautious wife, Alma. The creatures that stole his life, his sleep, his sanity. The beings that psychologically scarred him for life and made him doubt himself uncountable times. Maybe, he thought after a particularly bad night, his children weren’t even his.

He knew there was something about them that made they special.

Grace and Alma both gave birth to them after having an encounter with the aliens.

It somehow made Kit realize that, if his kids were taken away from him, they would just return to the people they truly belonged with. The thought did nothing but make his anxiety and his fear of losing his kids worse. What if he couldn’t raise them? Would they leave him? They couldn’t. He was absolutely helpless without them. Something Kit never enjoyed, since he was a kid, was being alone. He couldn’t stand it.

In fact, that was the main reason why he wanted to marry Alma so soon. As soon as they met each other, Kit had a desire to move in with her and they got engaged in a short period of time, mostly because Kit could barely wait to have a life partner. He was always very fond of the idea of sharing your life with someone and spending all the good moments, the bad ones, everything, with them. He wanted to experience the whole thing.

It was hard coming back to an empty home, it made Kit wish Grace and Alma could have gotten along. And even though he liked imagining how his life could have been if his wives loved each other as much as he loved them, it wasn’t healthy to fantasize. Another woman Kit considered important in his life was his former roommate, Sister Jude, who had died recently and now Kit just wished the woman was in peace.

And now, to keep himself from losing his mind once again, Kit agreed to let Sister Mary Eunice move in with him.

Something about the ex nun seemed to change after she was possessed by the Devil. Her enthusiasm and sweet, kind nature was still a crucial part of her personality. Mary Eunice was just as lovable, gullible and innocent as he remembered but her faith didn’t survive the horrible events that took place in Briarcliff. The blonde was traumatized, horrified and had lost her obedience and faith in the Lord, just like Kit.

She refused to thank the “good Lord” for anything, recognizing she was the one who earned all she had. She had also promised to keep herself as far as she possibly could from religion and the sudden change was noticed by Kit and Lana. The journalist was having a hard time letting go of the past as she made it clear she wouldn’t let her friendship with Kit and Mary fade away with time. She wanted to have her story told, she needed it.

The truth was that Lana was almost obsessed with making people know and understand what happened to her.

What happened in Briarcliff.

Kit respected Mary Eunice’s rush and desperation to get past everything that happened just as he also could understand Lana’s need to mark it as part of her history.

Everyone had a different way to deal with it.

And Kit’s way of moving on involved accepting everything that happened to him and choosing to just let it all go. Unfortunately to Kit, the simple and close minded people who lived in the same small town in Massachusetts as him, couldn’t seem to let go anytime soon. The problem with a small town is that everybody knows each other, which seems to cause people to think they can all simultaneously judge the ones they considered “unholy”.

Mary Eunice herself was criticized for her experience, openly blamed and accused of sinning. Lana, as a lesbian who was practically forced to come out, had to get used to the slurs and the constant homophobic remarks. Kit, no matter how far that was from the truth, was still treated as a if he were a murderer. Before Briarcliff, people already had their differences with the man for his failed attempt to marry Alma.

It was something he had to deal with, being considered an outsider for wanting to “marry a nigger”.

Now it was worse, as the only people who didn’t think he was a murderer, still saw him as a schizo, a psycho or a maniac.

Kit’s bad reputation caused him to be feared, bullied or dismissed as “just another weirdo”. At first, he couldn’t care less. He was used to be the one people doubted the most and being mocked for always believing himself when no one else seemed to even try. But it soon became clear that it was way more serious than he thought. After Briarcliff, Kit managed to get back to working at the gas station but his payment decreased significantly.

At first he tried to ignore it, he wasn’t in a good position to complaint about it. Honestly, he was happy to have a job in the first place. But the real problem was that what he earned wasn’t enough to give him financial stability. He barely had enough for grocery shopping, most of what he earned had to be spent on all his bills and taxes. But the truth was that Kit wasn’t a stranger to poverty and hunger.

His family was far from wealthy, he had always been used to be mocked and considered “white trash”.

So he had no problem adjusting to his new condition.

However, no matter how willing he was to starve if it was necessary, it soon became clear that Kit wouldn’t be able to afford his simple house and take care of Thomas and Julia with what he currently earned. Mary Eunice herself was struggling to get a job and it was almost as hard for her as it was for Kit, although his bad reputation was way worse than the false rumors about the former nun, who was still adjusting to her new life.

When Kit realized that he couldn’t avoid his bad situation for long, it became more than necessary to get another job. But admitting he needed to get a job was way easier than actually finding someone who was willing to hire him. No matter how Kit pleaded and begged for a job, no one felt safe having him as an employee and he couldn’t bring himself to convince anyone that he was innocent.

The man had already lost all hope of finding a new job when he suddenly remembered he already knew a person who could be willing to help him.

Before Briarcliff, when Kit still lived a normal life, he couldn’t say he had many friends. Kit wasn’t good at making friends. He already knew most of the people who lived in the same small town as he did and he had a few childhood friends but he wasn’t exactly friends with them. The only people he once considered his friends disapproved of his marriage with Alma, which caused them to keep a distance.

However, one of the only people who never misjudged Kit or made racist remarks about his relationship with Alma, was Penny, a hard working woman who seemed to love Kit and his ex wife. Penny never said or did anything to judge Kit and even after Briarcliff, she still tried to give him emotional support, telling him how sorry she was for everything that happened to him. The kind woman even showed up at Alma’s funeral.

She was a true friend.

And as she owned one of the town’s best diners, at least in Kit’s humble opinion, the “Salt & Pepper Diner”, she could be the only person who would be willing to offer him a job.

Fortunately, Kit was right.

When he showed up at the “Salt & Pepper Diner”, Penny immediately pulled him into a tight hug. She asked him about the kids, about living with Mary Eunice and even comforted him when he mentioned how hard it was to live in a small town where people thought he was either a serial killer or a schizophrenic. Penny reassured him, making sure he knew she wasn’t suspicious of him at all and would never be.

Part of him already knew that. Penny was a sweetheart and she knew him by heart, but it felt extremely good to know for sure that someone was on his side for once in his life. Kit told her how hard it was to find a job and Penny immediately offered to help him. She said she trusted him enough to hire him as a waiter and he almost cried tears of joy and relief. He couldn’t stop thanking the generous woman.

A second job would be enough for Kit to be able to keep his house and buy everything Thomas and Julia needed. His shift started at 10:00 a.m and ended by 06:00 p.m, which meant he could keep working at the gas station. It was the first step to putting his life back together.

Poor Kit had never been so grateful in his entire life. Being deathly afraid of losing his job, he tried his best to be the best waiter he could possibly be. He told himself that mistakes would not be tolerated no matter how hard it was to do everything right, he tried to make everything as perfect as he could manage. It caused people to go easier on him, to treat him nicely for the first time since Kit was released from Briarcliff.

His cheerful attitude and politeness was enough to make people try to understand his side, it made them think about how hard it was for him and it made them realize they might have been mistreating Kit for no reason. Everything seemed to be going well for once and that’s why Kit should probably have been more careful, he knew things didn’t usually worked out well for him, at least not for long.

Kit had been working at the diner for a week when he made his first mistake.

It was an innocent, foolish accident.

It shouldn’t have been so important.

But it was important for Kit.

The man had a tendency to over think about meaningless things too much, a habit he seemed to have cultivated after Briarcliff. Everything seemed to make him anxious and he considered every single possibility of something bad happening to him, no matter how impossible it could be.

He overreacted.

Kit was serving at the bar when, as he handed a milkshake to a costumer, he got distracted by an impatient man, who practically shouted his order on Kit’s ear, and accidentally spilled the milkshake all over the counter. He immediately gasped and covered his mouth, his mind desperately trying to process what happened. Panic took over him and he felt a knot in his stomach as he heard the costumer swear.

“Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,” he gasped out, nervously glancing around and trying to find a napkin. “Okay, I’m so sorry. I’ll get you another one on the house, I-”

“Hey, calm down.”

The soothing voice helped Kit gain enough confidence to look up and face the costumer, although he was ashamed of what he just did and assumed the man was mad at him and ready to call his manager and have him fired. However, when he looked up he wasn’t faced with angry eyes and an outraged expression, what he saw instead was concerned, dark brown eyes and a reassuring smile.

His first thought was that the man was breathtakingly handsome.

He was light skinned and had short, dirty blonde hair. Attractive wasn’t enough to describe him, he was so much more. His gloved hands were resting on the counter and Kit had no idea why but he felt like he was floating as soon as he looked at his soft smile. The man wore a white shirt, a leather jacket and Kit couldn’t stop looking at it and imagining things that a straight man certainly shouldn’t be imagining.

He tried to figure out what was he planning on doing before he got lost in the man’s eyes.

Oh right, the napkins.

“I-I’ll be right with you, sir,” he said before leaving his side and frantically searching for napkins.

As he grabbed every napkin he could find, he tried to calm himself down. He felt nervous and good at the same time, his face was so warm it was probably entirely red at this point. He tried to think about something other than the way the handsome costumer licked his lips when Kit talked to him before leaving his side. When he felt like he had cooled down a little bit, he went back to the counter and started cleaning up the shake.

The man took the napkins from him and Kit looked up to him with a confused frown.

“Thanks, sugar, but you can go focus on getting that other milkshake, I can do this,” he explained, cleaning up the counter himself.

Kit was about to protest and insist he could do it himself since it was his job but the man looked up to him and winked.

He almost passed out.

Kit was having a hard time trying not to blush when suddenly the stranger took his gloves off and revealed his hands.

Kit couldn’t help but stare at them.

His thumb was apparently normal but his two other fingers seemed to be connected so it looked like he had three fingers, two of them being too long.

Eventually, the man noticed Kit was staring and buried his hands on his pockets.

“What? You think I’m a freak too, huh?”

Kit almost jumped in alarm, immediately shaking his head.

“NO, NO! I’M SORRY, I JUST… I’ve just never seen anything like it before,” he said, his voice getting gradually softer until it was barely above a whisper.

The man frowned, looking confused for a brief moment before smiling brightly, as if he was pleasantly surprised. His smile made Kit want to wrap his arms around him because it looked like he never met someone who didn’t consider him a freak. Kit would never judge anyone based on their appearance but the people of this small town would and he knew that better than anyone else. The stranger sticked out his hand and Kit looked at it.

“Name’s Jimmy.”

His accent was so lovely and it made Kit imagine things he probably shouldn’t have imagined. He shook his head, trying to ignore his crazy fantasies and glanced nervously at Jimmy’s hands, wondering if he should give him his name or not. He then realized that was a stupid thought, considering he had a name tag so he didn’t need to tell him his name. But his mouth worked faster than his mind.

“Hi, Kit. I’m Jimmy! Wait, fuck- I’m Kit… I guess,” he blurted out, mentally kicking himself for the embarrassment.

Jimmy seemed to find him cute as he chuckled and looked at Kit up and down, as if he was checking him out. Kit blushed and decided not to look into his dark brown eyes, fearing he might get lost on them again. He tried to focus on working, getting Jimmy another milkshake then successfully handing it to him, this time. He kept serving all the other costumers and trying to ignore the way Jimmy wouldn’t take his eyes off of him.

Jimmy spent the entire time admiring Kit, apparently forgetting about his milkshake, until he finally got up and put on his gloves again. He took his wallet and Kit stopped him by putting his hand on Jimmy’s hand.

“You don’t have to,” he said, smiling shyly. “It’s on the house.”

Jimmy smiled sweetly but shook his head, taking money out of his wallet and placing it on the counter.

“Thanks, baby, but it’s fine.”

“But I-I,” Kit stuttered. “I spilled your milkshake.”

Jimmy bit his lip and, once again, looked at Kit up and down and licked his lips.

“You can repay me for that,” he suggested.

“I don’t ha-”

“By going out with me tonight.”

Kit was speechless.

The most handsome man he has ever seen was asking him out on a date and he did nothing but spill his milkshake. He wanted to come up with an excuse, anything to make sure he wouldn’t need to go out with him and mess something up, just like he always did. He could argue that he wasn’t gay but even looking at Jimmy was enough to make him know that wasn’t entirely true. He couldn’t say anything, he had nothing to say.

Something told him he needed to decline it. He wasn’t enough, he could never be enough for Jimmy. He barely knew the man but there was something about him that… shined. It wasn’t hard to tell he deserved better because he was so understanding. His future was bright and now he was looking at Kit with hopeful eyes and a flirty grin. Kit couldn’t bring himself to say no.

“Come on, baby,” he smirked, encouragingly. “Why don’t we go out on a motorcycle ride after this?”

Kit opened his mouth but couldn’t say anything.

He nodded and Jimmy smiled brightly, looking almost relieved.

“I get off at 06:00 p.m,” it was all he managed to say.

Jimmy winked one last time before leaving and Kit could have died right there and he would have died happy.

It was too late when he finally realized he forgot to tell Jimmy he was deathly afraid of motorcycles.

#american horror story #ahs #ahs headcanons #ahs freakshow #ahs asylum #kit walker x jimmy darling #kit walker #jimmy darling #fanfic #english is not my first language #go easy on me

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Galangdon Headcanons

• They’re like a gay version of Gomez and Morticia Addams.

• Gallant likes to count Michael’s rings.

• It helps him fall asleep.

• Michael gives him one of his rings every time they have to spend some time away from each other.

• He takes Gallant’s hand, puts the ring on his finger and then kisses it.

• Gallant kisses the ring after Michael leaves.

• It’s like an indirect kiss.

• They have very different styles.

• Michael only wears black outfits and Gallant has the most fabulous clothes, most of them being pink or magenta.

• He doesn’t like wearing black but he still wears Michael’s coats and claims it’s “for the aesthetic”.

• Michael doesn’t mind.

• Gallant likes to put on pink lipstick and somehow it always ends up on Michael’s lips (and other parts of his body).

• Gallant likes to braid Michael’s hair and do his makeup.

• Michael allows him to use his hair to practice.

• “I’m gonna do a french braid”

• “You’re not expecting me to wear it, are you?”

• “Please? For me?”

• “Ugh, fine. The sacrifices I make for you…”

• “I’ll suck you off later to repay you”

• “Oh, you better!”

• Gallant’s soul and body literally belong to Michael and he’s surprisingly okay with it.

• Michael says there’s a special place in hell for him.

• “Don’t worry, doll. It’s not as hot as you think”

• “It’s not? I thought it was lit”

• “…I hate you”

• They’re the kinkiest motherfuckers.

• Gallant moans louder than a professional porn star.

• They kept the rubber suit.

• Gallant is supposed to call Michael “master” or “sir” but he always ends up forgetting and calling him “Mikey”.

• Michael slaps him every time he does that and he keeps doing it on purpose.

• He’s a masochist.

• Actually, they’re both into BDSM.

• Bible Discussion & Study Meeting.

• Gallant is not allowed to go to the Folsom Street Fair anymore.

• Not since… last time.

• But that’s okay because Michael is a good dom.

• And Gallant loves to be his sub.

• He’s really into being tied up and spanked.

• He has a tattoo somewhere that says “sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me”.

• Michael loves to whip him.

• Especially because he moans loudly every time he does it.

• Ritual sex? Ritual sex.

• Blood play; knife play.

• Gallant likes to be humiliated and praised at the same time.

• Ritual sex it’s the wildest sex they have.

• Michael always brings someone for them to kill.

• Gallant has no problem with killing people as long as they’re bad.

• For example: Michael is not allowed to kill a random innocent guy but if he wants to brutally torture and murder a pedophile, Gallant’s on board with that.

• He actually enjoys to watch Michael murder people.

• Especially if he eats their heart.

• Yes, Gallant has a heart eating kink.

• Michael does that Tongue Thing and it drives him crazy.

• They have a special day of the week where they have hearts for dinner.

• It’s Heart Tuesday.

• Obviously Gallant has his cooked, like a normal person.

• It’s a beautiful scene.

• Gallant is a gentleman, eating with knife and fork and using a napkin.

• Michael eats like an animal.

• He practically chews the beating heart, eats with his bare hands and gets blood everywhere.

• It’s like that one scene from Beauty And The Beast.

• Gallant casually sips wine and stares at Michael with a contemplating look on his face.

• Michael and Gallant are both extremely needy, although Michael at least tries not to show it.

• No one has ever loved him and needed him as much as Gallant does and it’s a relief to be with someone that he knows won’t leave him.

• Gallant needs constant reassuring that Michael loves him and doesn’t consider him disposable.

• Mallory and Michael became friends because Gallant and Coco are always hanging out.

• They go shopping and drag their lovers with them.

• Mallory and Michael bond over the fact that they both hate shopping.

• Michael is not a huge fan of pet names but he calls Gallant “Gal”, “doll” and “sweetheart”.

• He also calls him a lot of pet names in Latin like “cara”, “deliciae” and “pulchra”.

• Gallant loves it.

• He went to a very prestigious catholic school so he’s practically fluent in Latin.

• They speak Latin to each other all the time when they don’t want other people to understand what they’re saying.

• Gallant is basically an attention whore.

• Michael has to kiss him all the time otherwise he’ll cross his arms and pout.

• “Mikeeeeey! Why don’t you ever kiss me anymore?”

• “We were making out five minutes ago”

• He’ll interrupt an important meeting with the Cooperative just to sit on Michael’s lap.

• Michael lets him stay and play with his hair.

• “You have to stop distracting me in the middle of a meeting”

• “But it’s booooring!”

• Michael is a sucker for Gallant’s cute little pouty face.

• He can get anything from him if he just pouts: money, car, jewelry, dick.

• He’s kind of a dumbass so Michael has to be the voice of reason in this relationship.

• He also gets easily distracted by shiny things, especially diamonds.

• Michael gets him a ton of expensive jewelry that he doesn’t even wear, he just likes to admire it.

• If he has a stressful day and cries about something, Michael just gives him the shiniest jewel he can find.

• “You don’t understand! I never- t-they didn’t even payed for my h-hard work!”

• “I understand, doll”

• “And s-she still wouldn’t gi- oh, is that a RED DIAMOND?!”

• Gallant has an unhealthy obsession with Michael’s hair.

• He likes to sleep with his face buried on his hair.

• Sometimes they shower together and Gallant spends most of the time washing Michael’s hair.

• He grabs his hair to sniff it before going to work and it’s really creepy.

• “I want your hair inside of me”

• “For the love of Satan, get some help!”

• When Michael told him his hair was starting to bother him because it was too big and asked him to cut it, he almost cried.

• He agreed to give him a haircut but he cried the whole time.

• And he saved every single piece of hair he could find.

• “All of this precious hair on the floor of MY salon? Nonsense, I’ll keep it”

• Their fights are intense.

• Sometimes they scream at each other’s faces in Latin and no one understands what’s going on.

• Michael gets childish when they fight and starts throwing stuff around.

• Gallant just goes full on sarcasm mode.

• “Nice, Michael. Break everything! I’m sure that’ll help me understand how mature you are”

• Their fights mostly end when Gallant gets tired and starts crying.

• Michael stops yelling immediately.

• “Oh, don’t- don’t cry, sweetheart. Please don’t cry, I’m sorry!”

• Michael hates seeing Gallant upset about something.

• When he’s sad, Michael wraps his arms around him and absorbs all of his negative emotions.

• Gallant doesn’t notice it.

• They always talk about how awful their grandmothers are.

• “Nana used to lock me on the closet… literally”

• “Grandma smacked me every time I told people how old she really was”

• They had pretty shitty childhoods so they try their best to be there for each other no matter what.

• “I love you, Mikey”

• “You know I absolutely adore you, pulchra”

• “Oh, really? I thought you wouldn’t fuck me if I was the last man on earth”

• “Shut up”

#american horror story #american horror story: apocalypse #ahs #ahs apocalypse #mr gallant #michael langdon #galangdon #michael x gallant #gallant x michael #ahs headcanons #headcanon #cocollory

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Cocollory Headcanons

• Coco starts treating Mallory like a princess after what happened at the outpost. 

• Mallory tells her that isn't necessary since none of what happened was her fault. 

• But she still feels extremely guilty.

• Coco is obsessed with Mallory's hair.

• She thinks it's the most beautiful thing in the world and she loves to braid it.

• Mallory makes flower crowns for Coco and even though she doesn't think it's quite her style she still wears them all the time.

• Mallory helps Coco to improve her magical abilities.

• "I can't do it, Mal. You're way better than me anyways!"

• "Don't say that. Comparing yourself to me isn't gonna get you anywhere. You have so much potential, I'm sure you can improve yourself if you just practice"

• Mallory gives her the most beautiful flowers and turns them into butterflies just to cheer her up.

• Coco wants to buy Mallory everything she wants and it doesn't help that she actually can.

• Coco is 100% whipped even though she and Mallory are not even dating yet.

• She's too shy to make a move.

• Zoe is done.

• Cordelia and Misty can smell the gay but they decide not to interfere with their relationship.

• Zoe, Madison and Queenie have a bet going.

• Mallory knows Coco has feelings for her but she wants her to tell her herself.

• It takes a while.

• One day Mallory and Coco are walking around the forest and they find a dead bunny.

• He's the cutest thing in the world and Mallory desperately wants to bring him back to life.

• She's not capable of ignoring a dead/injured creature (and no, this isn't the same Mallory who ran over a child).

• Coco tries to help so Mallory won't use all her strength and get weak but she can't do anything to help.

• Mallory brings the bunny back to life but gets so weak she passes out for a moment.

• Coco freaks out and begs her to wake up.

• She suddenly wakes up and doesn't understand why Coco is screaming at her.

• Coco helps her to sit up and tells her she has to stop scaring her like that.

• "You have to stop doing that! Oh my god, I was so worried!"

• "Calm down, there's no reason to panic. I'm right here. I'm okay"

• Coco is relieved but then she looks around and notices that they're both sitting on the grass, there's trees and flowers around them, they're holding hands and it's the perfect moment.

• Mallory asks her if she's okay and she just sighs.

• She doesn't want to miss this opportunity so she just caresses Mallory's cheeks and kisses her softly.

• Mallory is genuinely surprised for a second but then she kisses back eagerly.

• It's a beautiful moment and when they stop kissing they just stare at each other and smile brightly.

• Coco suddenly gets shy and blushes, which Mallory thinks it's adorable.

• Mallory looks at her and raises her eyebrows as if she's daring her to say something.

• "Don't ever scare me like that again!"

• "Took you long enough, Vanderbilt"

• Mallory makes Coco a grass ring and she reluctantly accepts it.

• Coco tries to make one but fails miserably and promises to buy her the best ring she can find.

• They decide to keep the bunny.

• "We should name it Callory"

• "Oh my god, no"

• "Snowflake?"

• "Why?"

• "She's white"

• "That's racist"

• "What? No!"

• "We should name her Angel"

• "I don't think so..."

• "Or Angelica, Angelina-"

• "Yes, Angelina!"

• "Because of Angelina Jolie, isn't it?"

• "...yeah"

• They go back home holding hands and everyone stares at them.

• They tell everyone that they're dating and no one is surprised at all.

• "Congratulations, took you long enough"

• "Fucking finally"

• "Thank goodness, the sexual tension was too much to han- is that a bunny?"

• Cordelia and Misty are the only ones who don't make fun of how long it took for them to get together but they make sure to tell them they already knew.

• Coco tells Gallant about it and he's like "wait a fucking minute, I thought you two were already together?".

• They have the cutest pet names for each other.

• Coco calls her "Mal", "angel", "baby" and "cherry pie".

• Mallory calls her "darling", "sweetheart" and "princess".

• Coco keeps buying Mallory everything she wants even though she asks her not to.

• Mallory loves to give Coco flowers and she uses her powers to help them keep growing since Coco is terrible at taking care of them.

• Coco is the little spoon, thank you very much.

• She uses one of those fancy pink silk robes to go to sleep and Mallory just wears an oversized shirt.

• Mallory keeps Coco from spending too much time on her phone.

• Coco loves reality shows and Mallory hates them.

• She's forced to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians with Coco.

• And they watch America's Next Top Model with Gallant.

• Mallory makes Coco watch Masterchef with her because revenge.

• Coco is like a princess.

• She hates mud and would never leave the house when it's raining.

• Mallory is the opposite.

• Mallory is usually the most dominant one when it comes to sex because Coco gets shy.

• They're not kinky or anything, they just can't keep their hands off each other.

• Coco has never been with a woman before and Mallory had a few girlfriends.

• Zoe and Mallory drink tea and talk about their girlfriends.

• "Coco hates flower crowns because they don't really 'fit her aesthetic' but she wears them anyway, for me"

• "Madison doesn't call me bitch as much as she used to, though"

• Coco is low key jealous of Zoe and Mallory's friendship.

• She hangs out with Madison all the time and they go shopping.

• Gallant joins them.

• Mallory always wears Coco's clothes even though they're too big for her.

• They're the cutest couple (even though Foxxay and Zadison claim that they're cuter).

#american horror story #ahs #ahs apocalypse #cocollory #ahs mallory #mallory #coco st. pierre vanderbilt #coco x mallory #hcs #random headcanons #ahs headcanons #zadison #foxxay #I love my beautiful lesbians #let's go lesbians