i was just thinking about kronk from the emperors new groove and i thought to myself "hey so it seems like kronk is a bottom"
and then in my head i heard kronks voice and he said "nono, im asexual."
and the thing is normally all of my thoughts happen in MY OWN voice. and the fact it said "i" not "he" makes me think that the spirit of kronk entered my head for a second to set the record straight about his sexuality. so. kronk is ace, guys.
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Petition to refer to TERFs as FARTs, which stands for Feminist Appropiating Reactionary Tranaphobe
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I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."
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Siblings hangin out :-)
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anybody else in the club feeling this one
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I wonder if stolas ever took pictures of octavia throughout the years from when she was a newborn, baby, toddler and child, similar to what was shown in the circus. I think the thought is adorable.
I think the difference here would be that the pictures would be stored in a photo album rather then the framed pictures on the walls, since i don’t think stella would care much about something like that. And for stolas, having the photo album close by could be a comfort to him on those dark days where the only thing that would motivate him to get out of bed is seeing pictures of his precious starfire that makes his life feel worth living.
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Crimes. The answer is crimes.
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this doodle was way too powerful
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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny
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I just found out the offspring of a goat and sheep is called a GEEP and they’re the cutest lil shits ever I want 200 of them
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media: the very serious brooding asshole character is actually super deep and complex
me: ok
media: the dumb joke character is actually super deep and complex
me: ghhogoohhh. ohhhh oh mygod. oh m. oh. are you kidding me. oh i am going to throw the fuck up over this
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Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.
Always
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on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them
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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it
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the new su poster cleared my skin and watered my crops
[poster on reddit]
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Do you actually care about transmascs or do you just like slapping top scars on fictional twinks and talking about boy pussy
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