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#y’know #I needed to hear this today #🧡🐦‍⬛

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#mm yes #we love a good garlic bread in this house #food #recipes

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can confirm: Extremely Accurate™️ 😂😂😂

Here's another dumb quiz l I made during class lol, what brand of stupid are you

#smart until infected with stupid #actually could not be More Accurate ngl #any friends who see this #give it a try!

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So the James Webb telescope took a picture of a infant star!!

The small glowing blob is protostar L1527! Caught in the glow of its sunrise-like creation the baby is only 100,00 years old! It can take up to 50 million years for a star to reach the size of our sun. This infant has a long time to go.

Located 460 light years away this is one hell of a childhood photo!

#nasa #james webb space telescope #a lil baby star! #✨ #look at that precious baby

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💀🐴SKELTON PAINTED HORSES🐴💀

#I have to reblog this for later #glow in the dark horses sounds *fantastic* tho

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#Lmfaooooo #that’s so wild

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#leslie jones #saturday night live #absolutely good advice #you’ve got time to learn and make mistakes and make successes #we’ve got time y’all

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Scientist bakes sourdough bread with yeast derived from 4500 year old Egyptian pottery

i'm losing my mind @ this thread......historie......

#I love this #fantastic #just. #the funky lil Xbox symbol is a sourdough boule #I love it #superb

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#tik tok #dad jokes #the puns #I love them so #absolutely amazing #I love to see it

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In your youth you helped a group of horsemen in trouble. When the apocalypse came many years later, four vaguely familiar faces knocked on your door. They are the horsemen of the apocalypse and they offer you a place among them as the fifth horseman in thanks for your help all these years ago.

#writers on tumblr #writing prompts #holy shit #omg i love this #this is absolutely amazing

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I just know I'm in the minority on this one, but let's prove it. If you had to pick one that you could turn on or off at will, permanently losing access to the other in your home,

Bonus: tell me about the climate where you live in the tags

#AC #I overheat way too easily #(not thyroid tho; so that’s cool) #I’d much rather be cold; or needing to put another layer on than sweaty

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y’know i really don’t like the Griffon armor on Geralt ( or any heavy armor other than the bear one tbh )

so when i decided to make all the witcher sets for Ciri I wasn’t looking forward to making to this one

but you know what ? it actually looks fire lmao

#cirilla fiona elen riannon #ciri of cintra #the witcher #the witcher 3 #this looks super cool!!! #well done!! #look at our baby girl; off to murder monsters!

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#card making #bees #omg this is so cute #I love it #the flowers! the textures! the little bees!! #🐝💛

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This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

#signal boost #trans rights #stay safe my friends

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attention this is your captain speaking chag sameach pesach to all celebrating and a reminder do not open the airlock to greet elijah the vulcan rabbinic council ruled that opening the door to the room where the seder is occurring is sufficient elijah can get on a starship just fine himself he just likes to be personally invited in to your seder we dont need another incident like last year thank you

#Chag Sameach Pesach Everyone #and yes; pls don’t open the airlock!!

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Somnus has Breath of the Wild Link's inherit ability to eventually break every weapon that ends up in his hands.

Regis inherits this ability. Chaos in the Ancient Times and Chocobro Road Trip 1.0 as two Royals/Knights are forced to improvise and utilize the battlefield as every single weapon they grab eventually breaks. For the magical Royal Arms, this means they just do what BOTW's Master Sword does - return to the Armiger storage area and recharge for 10 minutes.

Ardyn nearly breaks down, cry-laughing and having War FlashbacksTM upon learning Regis inherited his little brother's strange ability. Somnus, either Immortal or a Spirit depending on how much you want this to affect whether or not Somnus betrays his brother, occasionally and randomly appears to profusely apologize to Regis for him inheriting his ability.

#final fantasy xv #au idea #ffxv #regis lucis caelum #somnus lucis caelum #I LOVE this so so much #this is hilarious #thank you for blessing my eyes and brain with this idea #I love getting to have processed it

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#ngl it’s at least a hilarious watch 😂 #do I know anything about beef Wellington or how to make it? no #(I don’t eat beef anymore—slightly long story) #BUT #(sorry for the caps) #it’s still entertaining