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last section of s1e8 of Dirk Gently’s:

aww this is so nice :)))

WHAT THE FUCKK WHAT THE FUCK NO WHAT THE FUCK ????????

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quick drawing of our deadly fellow

THE kitten

#the kitten looks so skrunkly #i love it

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*Brrring brring*

“hello?”

“I think I might be in actual judeo-christian hell!!”

Even more dirk gently art lol

I love this scene sm and had loads of fun drawing it and I really liked how it turned out :D

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weekend activities

#they look so cute!!

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Send me a character and a number for a headcanon.

Holiday headcanon

Cooking headcanon

Sleeping headcanon

Driving headcanon

Bathing/showering headcanon

Hugging headcanon

Kissing headcanon

Sex headcanon

General physical contact headcanon

Physical appearance headcanon

Wardrobe headcanon

Jewelry headcanon

Nickname headcanon

Dancing headcanon

Singing headcanon

Anger headcanon

Soft spot headcanon

Favorite possession headcanon

Favorite photograph headcanon

Relationship with/thoughts on _____ headcanon

#👀

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based dirk gently

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Istg theres at least three scenes per episode where it looks like dirk and todd are about to kiss

#yeah

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Decided to watch "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" since, well I'm sick, have time, and have been meaning to check it out for years, so why not? But went in with zero knowledge.

Needless to say, did not expect to be saying "Why is Dan and Phil's forbidden child here?" But I did that the first minute Dirk spoke.

Great show.

#i’m- #you don’t understand the way you’ve broken my brain just now #i’ve loved this show since 2017 #and watched dan and phil since like 2014 #and now this thought is in my head

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#i’m sorry but there’s no way i didn’t think of dirk when i heard that lyric/saw this meme #also damn props to that kid who played dirk that we never even got to see outside this still bc his expression is exactly the same as sam’s! #dirk gently #dghda #blackwing #dirk gently’s holistic detective agency #samuel barnett #arvind ethan david #douglas adams #scott riggins #colonel riggins #taylor swift #ttpd

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a dirk from yesterday

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Holistic burger🍔

Acrylic painting 🎨

Bonus: wip collage

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very very loosely inspired by this fic

i dont know. i think this guy just has a lot to unpack (get it?)

spending a good chunk of your childhood in a government lab being tested on for definitely-not-psychic powers would do some damage. i was just wondering how that would be reflected in some of dirks old childhood things.

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DGHDA Todd screenshot redraw

#it’s giving soft and comforting

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meet cute i break into your house teehee

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i promise this will be the only autistic dirk post i will make (lie)

but i will try my best not to flood any tags with autistic dirk stuff… i think i might just leave the very self indulgent stuff untagged? idk

anyways… happy autism acceptance week, starting today!

#i fully buy/believe the sensory issues with clothing and verbal shutdowns!! #and i mean yeah mans definitely loves infodumping #and pizza

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dghda women are truly some of the characters of all time

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i should be in bed but i’m up having insane brotzly thoughts…they literally held hands to connect the rhino to the horn…connectivity…interconnectedness…todd and dirk are literally connected…everything is connected…they’re meant to know each other…does anyone see the dots im connecting here?