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Is it bad that I'm finding it increasingly difficult to distinguish dreams from reality?

#help #weird dreams #oops

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The one skill I have that comes naturally

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I just watched distant lands together again and if I wasn't already emotionally scarred from that show I am now.

I just need a hug and like a week off of functioning and idk someone to tell me that everything is alright?

#adventure time #adventure time distant lands #distant lands together again #finn the human #jake the dog #together again

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Ok right in watching teen wolf again (6b) and wow I have some things to say about Nolan.

Mainly that it seem sthat he has some sort of problematic kink...

YOU CANNOT TRLL ME HE ISNT LIKE A MASOCHIST THATS ENJOYING THIS.

He was just beat up. AND THATS THE FACE HE MAKES?! IT LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS MORE!!!?!?!??

#teen wolf #nolan holloway #froy gutierrez #wtaf

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@leaveharmony please the Brits are like the second worst tourists in the world

https://global247news.com/2021/03/26/tears-flow-for-brits-as-they-head-home-to-avoid-being-deported-as-illegals-in-spain/amp/

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1415577/Brexit-news-latest-eu-vaccine-block-astrazeneca-uk-john-redwood-boris-johnson

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I'd rather be a vet than a doctor cause you can muzzle an animal but if you try do that to a human suddenly there's a lawsuit and you're fired.

#shitpost #two am thoughts #animals

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It really never stops does it, pain.

Possibly the worst one I've seen

#twosetviolin #sacrilegious #music #violin #orchestra #twosetter

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Ya I'm on the path to hell but it might as well be a runway because I am killing it

#highway to hell #runway #goalsetting #bestlife

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go here and let me know what your short term top artists from spotify (within the last 4 weeks) are in the tags!

#sigrid #hozier #brian deady #victoria justice

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Howl makes sure everyone know that sophie is his wife and she's absolutely mortified and threatens divorce if he doesn't put some clothes on damnit!

Howl walking out onto the rugby field with a cropped rugby shirt, stilettos, booty shorts, and rainbows painted on his cheek. His team wins.

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#uquiz

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When I'm in the position to get a dog I plan to call it doctorate and doctor for short.

Just so people can ask why? and so I can say

"he's incredible clever and knows many things but is entirely useless in a medical emergency."

#shitpost #dog #pet animals #goalsetting

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I cannot wait to be old.

Imagine being in a nursing home and everytime you go on a day trip smuggling an animal back in your massive old lady shopping bag that just had your coat in it you promise and seeing how long it took staff to notice that there were six chickens living in your bathroom.

But it's fine because your an old lady and like you're not right in the head, right?

But you know exactly what your doing and keep on doing it.

You start small at chicks and then go to ducks then go to rabbits, geese, lambs, baby goats and then suddenly they are find out that you have been raising a dragon for the past six months and it can't hide under the bed anymore.

#someone draw it #old is gold #old people #goalsetting #when i grow up #nursing home farm #shitpost

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Once I was fighting with my friend in french across the classroom about something dumb and somehow I decided it was the appropriate time to look her dead in the eye and say fairly aggressively

"ARE yOu afrAid tO waLk alonNe at niGhT? BECAUSE IM NOT!"

Then I glared at her for a bit and freaked out everyone in the room.

Every day I pity the substitute teacher we had that day. He understood nothing.

#power move #substitute teacher #dumb things #i actually don't know #i actually did this #i'm not sorry #im fine #i am five foot nothing

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So recently my friend asked me for a project I had done the year before because her sister was doing a similar one and I had a lot of info they could use. I told her just to make sure that she didn't copy it word for word and then I thought why not? I don't care, right?

No, no I don't, and I got a heckin good grade on that project too so her sister is sorted.

Say yes to plagerism.

#plagerism