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robotgirl who is the home to a slightly smaller slimegirl that hangs out inside of her most of the time, acting as both a lubricant, a cleaner, and a coolant to her various parts. and uhm. they become psychically linked when they're together so they're almost like one person most of the time and when they're separated from each other too long they feel weird and uneasy, the slimegirl feeling like a vulnerable prey animal and like she'll melt away into drippy goo at any moment and the robotgirl becomes slower and less flexible/graceful with her movements but also more easily irritable and overheats more easily. is this anything

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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

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ME ON THE OTHER HAND IS ETERNALLY PLAGUED BY THAT ONE POST, and it would be better if people did more than like it tbh

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

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please reblog to expand sample size

adult version here

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Reblog with your favorite Animal Crossing villager in the tags, I want to know what people think. Mine is Daisy

#bill is my homie #and he deserves love and nurturing and honor

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Hey btw this is a pro mary sue/"cringy" oc blog. You're creating! You're having fun! That's all that matters and I'm proud of you.

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From what I’ve seen, cnc and bondage are big parts of it.

A few smaller but still prevalent kinks are intox play (aphrodisiac), inflation, and depersonalization to name a few.

It entirely depends on who’s doing the writing and reading, but this is the kind of stuff I’ve seen the most.

What would you say are some of the most popular kinks in the monster fucker community? We got breeding ofc, vore, but for whatever reason all the other kinks have flown from my brain. BDSM I suppose! Help me jog my memory of some of the kinks you’ve seen/or into in the monster fucking community gang

#monsterfucker #signal boost #k1nk #monster fucker #monster lover #terato #monster fudger #monster kink #terat0philliac #monstrousdesire

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Hear me out: lovers to enemies to dating your enemies sibling to true hates kiss to enemies to lovers

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

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Aight im characterizing this, and maybe adding some new characters from other stories.

1) all of them, minus Harold, Clarity, Margeaux, and JC. Harold is a hive mind, Clarity and Margeaux has come to terms with their insanity, and JC lost her mind somewhere back on Poni island.

2) Cailin. Relative to “the batshit insane demoness alchemist” and “the one that literally died once and is no longer afraid of it”, she’s mostly normal.

3) 0rd34, as well as the shopkeepers, Smoke, Cailin, and Clarity. Fairly obvious, they have jobs to uphold.

4) Kyle. He’s actually a fairly well adjusted kid, for the F’tgans.

5) Demetrius. Just don’t mention the whole genocide thing.

6) Also Demetrius, because nobody in their right mind would mention the whole genocide thing around him.

7) Smoke and Sophia. They are certainly not normal, but their specific brands of abnormality cancels out the other, much more volatile brands of abnormality around them.

8) Margeaux. He can drive a boat. That’s kinda like a car.

For clarification, Demetrius, Sophia, Kyle, and Harold are all part of the same story, along with JC and Collin (who doesn’t show up here). Most of them are human, with JC being a robot and Harold being a flesh mimic clone of Demetrius (it’s a long story).

Everyone else is part of a different story. Clarity is a demoness alchemist, Smoke is an anthro-feline botanist, Cailin is a shapeshifter sell-sword, 0rd34 (or Order) is a far less human and FAR less humane robot than JC, and a cop to boot, and Margeaux is a gliding primate type person pirate lord (don’t ask, there are negative answers).

Genuses of The Normal One:

The Normal One in their own mind

The Normal One, relatively speaking

The Normal One while they're on the clock

The Normal One if you're not paying attention

The Normal One as long as you don't mention the thing

The Normal One because the subject honestly never came up

The Normal One in the sense that whatever's wrong with them perfectly counterbalances everybody else's dysfunctions

The Normal One because they own a car

#media #tropes #writing #terraria #writers on tumblr #terraria oc #writeblr #character asks #terraria angler #terraria princess #terraria guide #Pokémon #pokemon sun and moon #dnd bloodhunter #dnd sorcerer #dnd warlock #dnd alchemist #dnd oc #dnd changeling #dnd tabaxi #dnd tiefling #dnd warforged #dnd hadozee

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Evil! But with more words this time

You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like

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inspired by boop day, reblog this post if its ok for people to send you random asks and interact on your posts with no judgement. i want to talk to people.

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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

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Ok how about having a werewolf bf AND werewolf gf. Two to cuddle with and spend time with. They mostly like sharing you but arguments start about who gets to knot you that night

I read this one fic a long time ago that I can't find anymore where two dog hybrids took turns eating the reader's pussy and then licked their cum out of each other's mouth and jesus christ that idea has lived rent-free in my head ever since.

anyway. werewolf boyfriend and girlfriend doing that, whining that the other is hogging your pussy and isn't taking turns. both of them spreading your legs wide so they can try and try and eat you out at the same time. Or even one eating your pussy while the other eats your ass.

Absolutely insane threesomes where both of them try to manhandle you and use you like a toy. they growl in your ear asking you whose dick is bigger? whose cock you'd rather have in your tight pussy filling you up? which one of them would you rather have down your throat?

also like... a little bit of cucking? The girl wolf likes bouncing you on her big cock while your werewolf boyfriend watches on in jealousy. whining and whimpering begging to just suck her dick to get a taste of you. She doesn't tease him for too long before she invites him to come pound one of your other holes, your pussy is all hers, for now at least.

But I think it would be limiting to focus on just how the werewolves fuck you and not how you fuck your werewolves. imagine you and your boyfriend take turns fucking/pegging your werewolf girlfriend until she's a whimpering mess her cock twitching with overstimulation. or sitting on your werewolf boyfriend's face and kissing your werewolf girlfriend while she rides his dick.

I'm too bisexual for this prompt.

#monster imagine #monster #monster fucker #monster boyfriend #teratophillia #werewolf #werewolf x reader #werewolves #werewolf boyfriend #werewolf girlfriend