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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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Aizawa: you're like a son to me
Shinsou:
Shinsou: thanks
Todoroki, hiding in the shadows:
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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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Now introducing...
My Hetero Academia
Kirishima: hey bro, I really like ur face and personality bro and I think ur super hot—I mean, manly—, let’s hang out and get neighboring dorms and go hiking and walk home together in the sunset bro no homo tho
Bakugou:
Bakugou: bro…
what do you mean it’s not canon
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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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*kindergarten*
Bakugou: your name is now deku because it means USELESS hahaha
Midoriya: k
*now*
Bakugou: ur called deku because ur a useless piece of shit
Midoriya: nah
Midoriya: i’m called deku because I’m gonna friggin DECK U with these hands
Midoriya: *dabs*
Uraraka: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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Villain: *cocks gun* Any last words?
Kaminari: yes
Kaminari: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal: bodeboop. A single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound: ding. Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.
Villain:
Villain: yo what the fuck
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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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BONUS
Kaminari: why are you talking to yourself in the mirror
Sero: i know a lot of people who don’t like their quirk
Sero: mine’s not bad though
Sero: it’s helped me get out of
Sero: sticky situations
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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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Sero: i know a lot of people who don't like their quirk
Sero: mine's not bad though
Sero: it's helped me get out of
Sero: sticky situations
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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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Uraraka: wow bakugou, you and kirishima are really close, huh?
Bakugou: i guess
Bakugou: it's not like we finish each other's--
Kirishima: sLICE OF CAKE
Bakugou: what the fuck
Kirishima: oh
Kirishima: was that not what you were going to say
Bakugou: why the hell would i say slice of cake
Kirishima: well uh
Kirishima: satou baked a cake for everyone
Kirishima: so i went to get you a slice
Kirishima: but the first one was so good that i couldn't help myself
Bakugou:
Bakugou: you have ten seconds to pray to the god of your choosing
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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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Random girl: oh, you guys are twins right?
Kirishima & Tetsutetsu: WHAT
Kirishima & Tetsutetsu: NO
Kirishima & Tetsutetsu: STOP COPYING ME
Kirishima & Tetsutetsu: NO YOU STOP COPYING ME
Kirishima & Tetsutetsu: AHHHHHHH
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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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Kaminari: *in derp mode* wheyyyyy
Sero: aaaand kaminari.exe has stopped working
Bakugou: have you tried turning it off and on again
Sero: oh yeah, why didn't i-
Sero:
Sero: wait
Bakugou: *cocks gun*
Sero: bakugou nO
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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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Note from op: sorry it's been a while since i last posted, but on the bright side, i learned a new trick :D
Bakugou: what the fuck just-
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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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Uraraka: do you ever get in one of those moods where you literally just don’t care about what someone is saying
Uraraka: but you feel like zoning out would be losing the challenge
Bakugou: I Could Not Possibly Give Less of a Fuck, but I Will Try
Uraraka: omg that’s exactly it
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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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All Might: *about to bitch slap a villain*
All Might:
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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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Mina: if you were a disney princess, who would you be?
Yaoyorozu: oh! mulan for me
Tsuyu: i’d probably be tiana, ribbit
Todoroki: snow white
Everyone: ...
Mina: uh, why?
Todoroki: her father doesn’t exist
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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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Koda: (◕‿◕✿)
Kaminari: you know what? i just realized something
Kaminari: i’ve never heard koda’s voice before
Sero: haha yeah, me neither
Sero: the day koda speaks is the day the world falls into the apocalypse
Koda:
Koda:
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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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Midoriya: hey shinsou wyd
Shinsou: losing my faith in humanity
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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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*at the league of villains headquarters*
Shigaraki:
Dabi:
Dabi: bitch
Shigaraki: that’s it
Kurogiri: shigaraki, don’t—
Shigaraki: i hope ur ready
Shigaraki: to catch these hands
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overheardatbnha · 5 years
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Kirishima: :(
Bakugou: *crashes through wall in a monster truck, blasting rock music*
Bakugou: get in bitch, we’re gonna watch movies and eat food and do all that feel-good shit
Kirishima: :)
Kaminari: and they say chivalry is dead
Sero: h-
Sero: how did he do that
Sero: we’re on the third floor
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